You feel the urge to stroke your manly chin. There is a lot to think about as you examine your inventory and wonder where you are. Though you feel like you've been here before. You just can't put your chin on it. . .
> Put the pail on your head, wrap the scarf around your eyes, put the lollipop in your pants and... Put the two wands in your mouth to make it look like long fangs, and try to scare the SHITTY WIZARD STATUE.
I would appreciate it if you did not paint on my face.
Do not attempt to kiss me, either.
I can see this event in your future and I do not advise it.
However, you may hop into my dimensional stream. I cannot help but pity the fact that you have made it to this land.
Where would you like to go?
There's no atom bombs or lava, but you have a bad feeling about this creepy place. That Bow Tie asshole disappeared. You feel like he's not coming back. >>4811
You did this already, silly.
>>4896 I made the background to be some kind of "ironic hell" where he's tormented by angels even more. The fact that Hussie made his planet look nearly the same is mere coincidence, or prediction on my part.
The planet stopped being blindingly white and glowing after you foiled the Denizen's curse.
You retrieve your hipster scarf. This thing should stop falling off so much.
Oh? Looks like someone knew you'd be back and wants a word with you. You hope it's a sexy word.
Oh wait it's this guy, you change your mind quickly.
terminallyCapricious [TC] began trolling caligulasAquarium [CA]
TC: where did you all up and vanish off to my scowling magical bro?
CA: oh good lord thats all i needs a dopey clowwn bein the only one concerned about my wwhereabouts
CA: gam listen i had the right wweirdest dream i evver thought possible
TC: TELL US ABOUT IT MY ROYAL GRAPE FAYGO MOTHERFUCKER
TC: tell us about it my motherfuckin royal grape faygo motherfucker ;o)
CA: i wwas thinkin a doin that ya knoww no need to get impatient
CA: so okay i wwas in the vveil all mindin my business and wwhatnot
CA: i had this plan in the dream that id pretty much do my job as the prince a hope by ironically destroyin evvery solid bit a the stuff left
CA: so i wwent to kan and toldher id "help" her wwith this wweird horned ball that contains the potential to revvivve our species or some snarky horseshit
CA: i cant take kan seriously wwhen shes bein all dramatic like that
CA: so anywway i strut ovver all cool like i alwways do to ask fef a question
CA: wwhen i notice shes layin in your horns wwith that smug mage
CA: so wwe start to argue almost wwhen i remind her a the proper wway for royalty to act
CA: an i ask her to join me in joinin jack on account of there bein no more hope
TC: WHOA THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE MOST MOTHERFUCKING WICKED IDEA.
TC: there's all but no way in any way that you'd make it out of that motherfucker without getting your motherfuckin impale on with the darkest of bros i ever up and had the whimsy to meet.
TC: THERE'S ALL BUT NO WAY YOU WOULDN'T MOTHERFUCKING DIE.
TC: honk. :oD
CA: okay gam firstly you are nowwhere near cognitivve enough to decipher an outcome like that
CA: an secondly theres no fuckin wway wwere makin it outta the incipisphere before that flippin demon showws us all his stabs
CA: unless wwe boww dowwn to his majestic fluffy hide an givve him all our collectivve begs
TC: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
CA: wwhoa gam thats no wway to treat royalty
TC: i said shut the motherfuck up you cheesy motherfuckin arrogant fish.
TC: NO ONE'S GETTING ALL OUT OF THE MOTHERFUCKING SPACE ROCK WITHOUT PURCHASING A TICKET TO THE DARK CARNIVAL. Do:
CA: listen gam i knoww you must be lonely in there but im not goin to a fuckin circus an i dont vvery wwell think kar or anyone else wwill permit such a tragedy wwhen most a you land dwwellers are in all this danger
CA: wwhere wwas i wwith my dream explanation
TC: you were telling us all about then how what you were making peace with our yellow 3-d motherfucker in my horns :o)
CA: hahaha peace thats a fuckin good one gam
CA: wwe got in a fight an i blasted his sickly yelloww ass across the goddamn floor wwith my scientific matter manipulation devvice
TC: YOUR WHAT?
TC: your what?
CA: uuuugghhh okay it wwas a wwand
CA: anyway the point is fef didnt wwanna join me to leavve
CA: and wwhen i knocked that nerd out she got pretty furious
CA: there wwas death in her eyes gam
TC: SOON I THINK DEATH IS ALL WHAT WILL BE IN EVERYONE'S EYES.
CA: gam i knoww i told you i dont think wwe havve any more hope but thats right depressing
CA: noww wwhere wwas i
CA: so she lunged at me ready to gut me wwith her 2x3dent thingamajig
CA: except you knoww, she wwas serious this time, i could tell
CA: so i sort of sent an extra bolt of my science through her chest. she died.
CA: ahh gam im so sowwwwy
TC: don't sweat it my fishy brother it was going to happen sooner or later no matter what.
CA: gam howw many times do i havve to tell your ignorant think pan this wwas a dream i had
CA: okay so then kan started eyein me
CA: at first i thought she wwas gettin black feelins for me or somethin
CA: so i eyed her right back
CA: but then i decided to help her wwith the ball so i eliminated it
CA: you knoww like in a "no more land dwwellers" sorta wway like i used to be all the time
TC: I DON'T UNDER MOTHERFUCKING STAND.
TC: our best motherfuckin friend said this sort of thing all happened when we up and talked to him in his motherfuckin pitiful message board.
CA: come on gam thats probably wwhy i had a dream about it kar nevver means any of that rubbish
TC: THINK ALL WHAT YOUR HEART SAYS AS LONG AS IT PUMPS WITH THAT VIOLET SLIME.
TC: after all it would make a great ingredient to a wicked motherfuckin grape pie.
CA: your jokes are gettin wweirder gam i think you should consult someone more experienced in humor from noww on
CA: anyway kan wwanted to bisect me wwith her chainsaww after i broke her little ball
CA: she jumped towward me and i had to react, an she died too
CA: like seriously wwhat kind of friend, evven in a bad dreamselfless dream, wwould go for my neck like those twwo did
CA: after that i absconded out of there before kar could catch his short crabby breath about it
CA: then i did wwhat i fuckin needed an got ready to leave
CA: and i realized i left my cape back in the room
CA: so i wwent an put some of my vvaluable stuff in chests so i could go to my hivve an get one of the other capes i had lyin around
CA: i guess i wwas on the wway to the transportalizer to lowwaa wwhen my dream cavved in on itself and turned into wwhite
CA: i felt like i got hit real hard on the back a the skull
CA: an wwas in a place that wwas all wwhite evverywwhere an there wwas a fuckin wwizard statue an this godawwful floating bowwtie
TC: THAT SOUNDS TERRIBLE HOW DID YOU GET YOUR ZONE ON IN A PLACE LIKE THAT. Do:
CA: i danced around a wwhole lot
CA: then the fuckin bowwtie started talkin to me
CA: next thing i knoww ive wwoke back up an finally made it to lowwaa
TC: it's all a motherfucking shame too.
TC: WE WERE GONNA TEAR YOU A MOTHERFUCKING PART.
TC: just you wait 'til you get all right on back to the lab.
TC: JUST YOU WAIT TIL YOU MOTHERFUCKING GET ALL RIGHT ON MOTHERFUCKING BACK TO THE LAB.
TC: by the time you do get around who ever then could all motherfuckin be alive still anyhow. :o)
CA: gam are you wwaning umbral for me or wwhat i cant evven understand you anymore
CA: you knoww wwhat im kinda lonely an all but its probably dangerous for us to have a caliginous relationship gam seriously just ask kar he wwill tell you all about howw it wworks
CA: anywway i havve ta go noww theres fuckin angels evverywwhere