You are now Boy!Nepeta.
You dress quite androgenously (including a long girl's coat). You like to roleplay as a fearsome lion, though really you can't help but slip up a bit and let in some adorable. Yeah, lions are cats, but they arn't supposed to be too cute...
You try not to overthink it. You love your roleplaying, and always try to look out for your younger sister-figure, Equius' well-being.
You note that she's generally unimpressed by roleplaying, and decide not to bother her with that. You're able to hold back on pretending you are a lion if the situation dictates! Besides, you'd hate to anger your love.
You recall Karkat's love of action and horror films. You note that you're pretty fond of them as well, particularly for the gore and chase scenes and whatnot. Every now and then you two get together to watch movies together, but not often. Perhaps a horror movie with subtle romantic overtones might make her warm up to you?
arsenicCatnip [AC] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]
AC: :33 < hey karkitty!
AC: :33 < i was wondering if maybe you'd like to watch some action flicks together sometime...
CG: NOT RIGHT NOW NEPETA, I'M KINDA BUSY WITH STUFF RIGHT NOW, BUT I DO HAVE A NEW MOVIE IN MIND I THINK YOU'D PROBABLY LIKE
AC: :33 < oh yeah? what's so great about it? :33!
CG: THERE'S A LOT OF CHASING AND RUNNING AND THAT KINDA BULLSHIT, PARTICULARLY A GIRL CHASING A BUNCH OF MALE PROSTITUTES SHE WAS HAVING SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH WITH A CHAIN SAW IN HAND. LOTS OF BLOOD, AS WELL, I ASSUME YOU'D BE AMUSED BY IT.
AC: :33 < well another time then, huh? what's got you all tied up?
CG: TAKING CARE OF OTHER PEOPLE'S BULLSHIT REDROM PROBLEMS. YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.
AC: :33 < aw yeah, who's got issues now?
CG: IT'S KIND OF EMBARRASSING, IT'D PROBABLY BE BEST TO KEEP IT UNDER WRAPS FOR NOW.
AC: :33 < well if you need any advice, you know i'm here to help as well!
You're quite fond of talking to Tavros because she's the one girl who doesn't mind a little roleplaying. She's not terribly good at it, however, and doesn't do it in her free time like you do; you can approach her roleplaying and she'll play along though, which is more than you can say about most of your pawls.
She has really bad self-confidence issues due to people only being interested in her for...
How to say this politely?
She has pawsitively the largests breasts out of all of your friends.
Hm... something about this conversation seems familiar, but you know it isn't...
arsenicCatnip [AC] began trolling adiosToreador [AT]
AC: :33 < *ac curls up in tavroses lap*
AT: oKAY, *i,
AT: fOR THE TIME BEING, aND,
AT: fOR THE SAKE OF THIS FANTASY SCENARIO, i PRETEND,
AT: tHAT MY ALLERGIES TO FELINES AREN'T THAT BAD,*
AC: :33 < *ac pounces on the silly cowgirl*
AC: :33 < *and then pins her down with his mighty strength! *
AT: *oH NO,*
AT: iS WHAT I SAY
AC: :33 < *ac goes to dig his teeth into the pawsitively delicious cowgirl...*
AC: :33 < *only to stop right above aT's face...*
AC: :33 < *and give it a big lick!*
AT: oH MY,
AC: :33 < so are you doing okay, tavros?
AT: yEAH, i SUPPOSE... }:(
AC: :33 < oh you are so clearly not alright! what's going on? is it vriska again?
AT: wELL, uH, yEAH ACTUALLY, hE'S SO MEAN
AC: :33 < you shouldn't make yourself put up with him! you're better than that, he can't appreciate how fun and nice and not a big, stuck-up dick!
AT: yEAH, i KNOW, i JUST CAN'T HELP IT SOMETIMES, sOME OF THE THINGS HE SAYS MAKES SENSE, yOU KNOW?
AT: bESIDES, kARKAT'S BEEN HELPING ME WITH HER A LOT,
AT: bUT, nOT LIKE IN AN ASHEN WAY OR ANYTHING
AT: jUST KIND OF HELPING ME GET SOME SELF-CONFIDENCE
AC: :33 < well you hang in there! you know i'm always willing to help. vriska should really be more fangful and appreciative of your company
AT: wHILE i APPRECIATE THE SENTIMENT, iT'S KIND OF HARD TO TALK TO GUYS ABOUT THIS KIND OF THING
AT: i'M ALWAYS AFRAID THEY HAVE ULTERIOR MOTIVES, YOU KNOW,
AT: oH GOSH, NOT SAYING THAT YOU HAVE ULTERIOR MOTIVES, i'M SORRY nEPETA,
AT: i, sHOULD, rEALLY GO, i'M SORRY, wE CAN TALK MORE LATER...
You (the author) fufill this request in the easiest manner possible.
Through scribblemode drawings of overexagerated sexual organs.
centaursTesticle [CT] began trolling arsenicCatnip [AC]
CT: D --> aC
AC: :33 < yessss?
CT: D --> 100k
CT: D --> I know you've been associating with those gutterb100ds
AC: :33 < i have not!
CT: D --> This is f001ishness upon one hundred thousand prior, equally unsolicited f001ishnesses
CT: D --> You'll stop now
AC: XOO < rawwrrrrr
AC: :33 < you cant even prove it, you're not psychic or anything!
CT: D --> I don't need to
CT: D --> I have woman's intuition
AC: :33 < whatever why do you even care
CT: D --> Nepeta, you know why I care
CT: D --> Those peasantb100ded whores will simply lead you along and then %% you
AC: :33 < you dont even know my friends!
CT: D --> Of course not
CT: D --> That would be immensely... inappropriate of me
AC: :33 < youre just a silly stick in the mud! they're all the fun ones
AC: :33 < karkat will even watch movies with me sometimes!
AC: :33 < at least its fun!
CT: D --> Yuck
CT: D --> Don't pol100t my incoming data stream with his name, or any sort of e%cremental language you pick up from his ilk
AC: :33 < man, you're just a stick in the mud, im gonna go!
You consider this oh-so-very briefly, and then feel really bad for it even coming up!
She's your morail and only wants the best for you, even if she is a huge, stuck up bitch sometimes.
Regardless, you <> her.if it weren't for you disapproving of all those musclebeast riding lessons, she might have gotten hurt.