[Burichan] [Futaba]

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6274 No. 6274
Anon why are you making adventures at 4 in the morning.
Because I lost control of my life.

Your name is SOLLUX CAPTOR and you are BLIND AS SHIT and also IN SPACE. Your friend KARKAT VANTAS is off screen somewhere flipping a shit and being a GENERALLY USELESS ASSHOLE. There are VAMPIRES and PSYCHOCLOWNS and WIZARDS and SPIDER FAIRIES running around, killing eachother, and most of them wanting to kill you. Did I mention you're in SPACE?
>> No. 6275
>retrieve arms
>> No. 6277
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6277
There they are, floating and being hard to retrieve as usual. Fucking arms. Why can't they stay down? You swear, you hate it that Karkat decided to hide out in this little LOW GRAVITY CHAMBER or whatever. You're also in SPACE that is why it is low gravity get it hahahaha
>> No. 6278
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6278
You retrieve your arms. Lousy things.
>> No. 6279
>Gamzee: Approach.
>> No. 6280
>Weeooooweeeooooweeeeoooo
>> No. 6281
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6281
>>6279
GAMZEE MAKARA is unable to be PLAYED AS right now because he is too busy flying in pain at the MIGHTY KICK TO HIS MANSACKS.
>> No. 6282
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6282
>>6280
Go fuck yourself.
>> No. 6283
>>6282
>Sollux: attempt to fuck self.
>> No. 6284
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6284
You would, but you are pretty sure KARKAT is still there. Upside-down, floating, and nearly zoned out with rage, but still there.
>> No. 6285
Sollux: Enjoy being lispless.
>> No. 6287
>Nepeta: Crawl over to Karkat.
>> No. 6292
>Sollux: slap Karkat back to reality.
>> No. 6300
>sloppy makeouts: ensue
>> No. 6302
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6302
>>6285
Oh how splendid it is to be lispless! Your accursed speech impediment has left you. You sing a SONG about SUSHI and SCISSORS and all sorts of THINGS WITH S'S.
>> No. 6303
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6303
>>6287
>> No. 6304
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6304
>>6303
>> No. 6305
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6305
>>6304
>> No. 6306
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6306
>>6305
OH MY.
>> No. 6307
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6307
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
OH SHIT OH MAN OH SHIT OH MAN GAME OVER.
>> No. 6308
karkat: get so made and freaked out you loop around to calm.
>> No. 6309
>Nepeta: Recover somewhat.
>> No. 6320
karkat: refuse to let any team members die on your watch. use sopor slime like morphine so she can't feel the pain and then set her legs.
>> No. 6341
>Karkat: put Nepeta out of her misery.
>> No. 6345
>Karkat: fondly regard catgirl
>> No. 6346
>>6341

>Karkat: NO. NOT TODAY. No one else is dying on Karkat Vantas's watch.
>> No. 6361
nepeta:retrieve legs
>> No. 6362
bump
>> No. 6363
>Karkat: GET SOME LEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVES
>> No. 6365
>Me:Bump
>> No. 6367
>The Felt: Become relevant
>> No. 6372
>OP:post the next page
>> No. 6405
>Nepeta: die immediately of blood loss
>> No. 6419
>>6405
>Stupid meme: die immediately of blood loss
>> No. 6423
>>6419

>Pissy anon: Die of analpain
>> No. 6425
>>6423
OP here, you beat me to the punch. Updates will happen tomorrow or Friday but not today. Just not feelin' it.
>> No. 6426
>>6425

>OP: please please please please don't kill Nepeta
>> No. 6427
>>6423
>Call me pissy anon

>Say I die of analpain

lolol
>> No. 6428
>>6427
OP here again stop talking and take your bitchin' elsewhere.
>> No. 6436
>>6428
yes op ;(
>> No. 6438
>>6427

WELL EITHER WAY MISTER
YOU'RE STILL DRINKIN PISS
AND YOU'RE STILL EATIN SHIT