Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and it just so happens that today is a day of NO PARTICULAR IMPORTANCE. You don't even know why you bothered wasting time pointing that out. This story is starting out to be UTTERLY RETARDED. So retarded in fact that your thoughts are bordering on FOURTH WALL BREAKING.
So here you you are, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS on this NORMAL DAY with NOTHING TO DO and--
Wait. Why the fuck are you in a dress?
> Do something adorable.
> Put some gogdamn pants on.
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>Karkat: Do something adorable.