Your name is FREIJA TIGRAH. You are notorious amongst your circle of friends for your interests in EXTREME ROLEPLAYING and in FINE ART FEATURING CATBEASTS.
Extreme roleplaying is mainly an outlet for your HYPERACTIVE ENERGY and to play out your BLACK ROMANCE FANTASIES, of which you have many. You love to share them with your KISMESIS, with whom you've been going steady for more than a sweep. He's really the best kismesis you could ever ask for.
As for the catbeast pictures, that's mostly just because you like catbeasts. Your TOTALLY AWESOME LUSUS has more than a little to do with that.
Your trolltag is MemeticWildcat and YOUR TALKINGS SOMETIMES CAN HAS A CATBEAST-ISH ACCENT.
Right now you are being trolled by your SWEET KISMESIS and your NOT-SO-SWEET MOIRAIL. Your lusus is also hungry. So many possibilities! What will you do?
What a stupid choice! Your moirail is so much less fun to troll than your kismesis. Whatever. Let's get the little spaz calmed down and out of the way first.
emasculatingEars [EE] began trolling memeticWildcat [MW]
EE: Hey. heeeeyyyyyy!!
EE: Answer meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
EE: Dammit freija i need you to listen
MW: JEGUS, IZ BEEN LIKE A MINUTE
MW: PLZ HOLD YOUR HOOFBEASTS FOR MORE THAN TWO SECONDS NEXT TIME
EE: \/ell excuuuuuuuuuse me, princess!!
EE: NeXt time try just responding quicker!!
EE: \/e are going to be playing a game
MW: OH REALLY? YOU HAS DESIDED DIS?
EE: Yes, me and the entire rest of the blue team!!
EE: \/hich you are on, by the \/ay!!
EE: Yeah, you better belie\/e it
EE: I have gone to great lengths to ensure you \/i|| be on my team because I \/on't let you lea\/e my sight. "moirail".
MW: OH GOD, YOU STILL HAS THAT STUPID IDEA IN YOUR LIL HEAD DON'T YOU
MW: I ALREADY TELLED YOU, I HAS A KISMESIS ALREADY
MW: MY CALIGINOUS QUADRANT IS TAKENS! SO TAKENS YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
MW: THATS WHY I HAS TO MOIRAIL OVER YOU, TO KEEPZ YOU FROM STARTIN FITES ABOUT IT
EE: Heeeeey!! speaking of that \/retch
EE: I have heard he \/i|| undoubtedly be on
EE: The red team!!
MW: OH SHIT FOR REALZ? HE'S ON RED?
MW: I CALL BLUE TEAMZ
EE: I kne\/ you'd come around =:D
MW: STILL I GUESS I WILL PLAY IF HE IZ PLAYING
EE: There you go!!
EE: Did you get my package yet??
MW: YOU MEAN THIS REDICKEROUS YELLO GETUP
EE: I designed amazing outfits for the entire blue team so that \/e \/i|| look super fashionable \/hile \/e are kicking their asses!!
MW: I DUNNO, IT LOOKS LIKE IT WILL JUST SLOW ME DOWNZ
EE: No way, it'|| make you better at the game!!
EE: Trust me. e\/eryone else is probably already wearing theirs
MW: OK BUT
MW: DO NOT BE TAKING THIS AS ME SUDDENLY GIVING A CRAPZ ABOUT YOUR STUPID FASHIONS, BOOTY QUEEN