your name is karkles you're a bitchslut supreme

you inspect this dumb pail which you probably shouldnt have normally but since you're a huge slut, it's perfectly acceptable

your master has left you a note!

your strife specibi is set to broomkind

your master is a creepy fuck and your mistress is a seductive little bitch

stop dallyin get to work

IT'S GOOFY TIME, etc

your master's pissed you didn't do shit for him before he got up

you do the next best thing and get down on your stubby lil knees

that's right, get on the ground where you belong

man look you made this woman wait too, you are really dumb

fo real

you pretty much asked for this

get to work ya little cockpolisher

NICE WORK FUCKWAD

bad bitches get spanked. that's the law.

okay what are you gonna do now?

(illustrators note: I pretty much forgot what I was going to do for my adventure while the chan was down so let's just start over.)

>scream like a bitch and jizz on the breakfast

>You're not working fast enough! BE INEFFICIENTLY QUICK AND GET PUNISHED FOR YOUR HUBRIS.

>>16
If I recall correctly, (maybe I don't) Karkat was bent over the table with his legs spread, with Sollux behind him.
>Something NSFW: Happen

>>19

you're right!

>your name is karkles you're a bitchslut supreme

Oh my god. I love this already.

>>20
Hello Crabby panties!

8'D
Yay it's back.

>Sollux: STICK YOUR DICK IN IT.

sollux: you know what to do.

Tholluth> Make him pay.

Karkles: Abscond the fuck out of there before you get raped

>Karkles: Don't move at all. You don't want to get your master even more angry at you than he already is.

>Sollux: Tell your bitch not to make a sound while you have your way with him. Can't have Terezi hearing what you're up to.
>Karkat: Fail miserably at not making a sound.

Except that Terezi is right there, and Karkat is being punished for fucking up the breakfast.

>Enact Total War: set respiteblock on fire and flee east to Troll Moscow

>>32

Your pet has been exceptionally bad. You decide it is high time you give him what he deserves.

You have to admit that Her Tyranny chose quite the charming undergarments for your loving pet.

But they are simply a barrier at present

Your coat having since been tossed to the ground, you retrieve a bottle of fluid from your pocket. You always carry it around just for these sorts of occasions. It is a handy object. The cool, viscous fluid flows smoothly onto your fingers.

He is at an impasse. You have him cornered and skewered like a little shish kabob.

What will you do?

>Karkles: Do your best to please your master and mistress to make up for your horrible disobedience and ruining of their breakfast.

>Sollux: ...continue.

>Karkles: Make a poop, from your butt.

>Terezi: Remove Bra

>Terezi and Sollux: He is enjoying this far to much, make him pay. Make him hurt.

>>128
LOL GKAHKJFHJKG

>Get a Bucket this is going to get messy...

>sollux: masturbate furiously to this wish-fulfillment image you just drew

>Karkat: Catch Sollux masturbating to this.

>AND THEN INCEPTION HAPPENED WHAT THE SHITNUGGETS

>Sollux/Terezi: One of you, twist his ears. Can't have him forget this is punishment.

>>9
>>10
WAIT YOU SKIPPED THE 8th PANEL
FSJASL

>Sollux: quickly retrieve items from S&MKIND.

>karkat: wake the fuck up and punch sollux
>karkat: drag terezi all the way back to your hive
>karkat: Begin to enact revenge
>Karkat and Terezi : relax on bed from "fun"

>Karkat: Regain just a bit of lucidity.
optional: Be 0kay with what's going on.

>Sollux: Squeeze that big fat ass of his. Ram that motherfucker, balls deep.

>Sollux: Now that you have prepared your troll sandwich, you must put it in the oven for 3 minuets on 300 degrees to give it a nice crisp crunch and leave it to cool on a counter for 15 minuets. Serve in quantities of 3 to a large group of guests! Karkat meat sandwiches go great at any party or office event!

>>144
djksfsdfjsdfn LOLFFFFFFFF

>>144
>Sollux and Terezi: HARD VORE

OH SHIT.
>>143
second.

(don't get excited guys. the real update won't be for another day or two!)

>>141

you're suddenly karkles and you realize wtf is going on. AND YOU DON'T LIKE IT.

you waste no time in punching the sonova who put you in this state to begin with

finally, now you can drag your beloved she-pail back to your hive for some WELL-DESERVED REVENGE

she doesn't want it. BUT SHE WILL LEARN TO LOVE IT.

home at last. you revel in your victory, intimately stroking the hair of your slut as she oozes your potent man-sludge.

GOOD END? (to be continue.................)

>>165
good karkles you look kind of scott pilgrim

>>165
>>166
>>167
>>168
>>169
<3

OH GOD "GOOD END?" I love how he's still wearing the accessories in the last pic, like he either completely forgot about them or likes them too much to take them out. And SHIT that is a lot of buckets 0-0

>>170

CANNOT UNSEE

> Sollux: Punish Karkat for unacceptable daydreaming during punishment time.

>>170
"Do you want to have SEX?
I think we should have SEX.

CASUAL SEX."

This adventure.

So.

Cool.

anyone else who starts arguing in this thread will be summarily keelhauled

>be Terezi

>Update: be canon

>Sollux: stick your other dick in it too, just for good measure

Milku I love you and your beautiful adventures ;O;

>>434
That's like trying to park a double-decker in a spot meant for a bike!

>>131
Do that.

This position is all fun and games, but you think its time for a little change. Using your immense psychic ability, you lift your pet further onto your lap, and tug him awkwardly over to the ground. He is quite distressed by this.

Tossing him onto the ground, you make quick work of what remains of his clothes. Oh, but what's this? He stirs, slowly seeming to gain consciousness...

Easy come easy go. You hardly are able to be concerned with whether or not the spell is broken- your orgasm takes precedence. A surge of pleasure jolts through you, filling the mouth of your pet with your fertile seed.

>>620
delicious cream filling

His throat and neck are lovingly coated with your cream-colored progeny. You are spent. Your partner, on the other hand, is still burning with desire.

You are now TEREZI PYROPE. In the midst of your comrade's orgasm, you have carefully outfitted your pet with a cockring, so as to prevent him from being rewarded by your imminent ministrations. The plug you held earlier has also been applied, buzzing gently in the background.

Now that control of the situation has been shifted to you, what will you do?

>>622
F1LL MY BUCK3T PLZ 4ND TH4NK YOU

Terezi: bite him!

>What are you waiting for? Ride that boy like a mechanical moobeast! Surely he won't mind.

>Terezi: Initiate HSABJ.
>Karkat: Continue to regain consciousness, slowly.

>>622
>Terezi: Deepthroat

just want to draw a few things to yall's attentions:

cyberpunkPizzerier has made a cute little crackytype twitter for Karkles, and has also made a set of adorable alterniabound-style sprites!

http://twitter.com/BestMaidKarkles

>>2255
>>2260
>>2261
>>2266

>Be Karkat.
>Karkles: briefly regain consciousness, only to wonder why your mouth is full of jizz and Terezi's is full of you.
>Be surprisingly 0k with this.

>>729
I think I support this adventure about as much as I can support an adventure.

>karkles : find out you were dreaming the whole time
>karkles : find out you were really john
>john : discover you are trapped in a web
>Vriska : prepare to rape

Karkat: Snap out of your state due to your master's momentary lack of concentration.

>Terezi: Play with the toy in your pet and torture him with some fancy tonguework. This is punishment; work to make him tear up with obedient frustration!

>karkles : have to fart super bad!

Cherry flavoured. Your favourite.

Unable to resist, you lean in for a few succulent licks. You try not to give your pet too much attention, but quickly your needs become greater and greater. Just for good measure, you turn up the dial on that buzzing little device in his butt.

You are way too hot to care about upholding your position as the cool and collected mistress you are! Quickly, you straddle his narrow abdomen, your shapely hips a nice contrast. Indulgence is imminent. But not, of course, until you hear him plead.

What will you do?

Terezi: WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? Ride him, cowgirl

>terezi : sprout bat wings and fly
>terezi : what are you doing? There are space gnomes to save!
>terezi : fight off evil skylons with your lazer feet
>terezi : save space gnomes from exploding planet
>terezi : return home and rest after leaving space gnomes on the ice planet of gerlank 2
>terezi : watch tv
>terezi : get bored with tv and go on internet
>terezi : go to mspachan.net
>terezi : see this thread
>terezi : schlick

>karkles: beg for all you're worth, even though you know from experience that they won't let you finish
>sollux: get over your afterglow and...help a little.

>Terezi: Remove the plug and stick a dick in it.

>>1249
seconding

this thread

makes everything ever worth it

brb fappin to dis

>>1246
To even out the pleasure you're giving him, "punish" him every time you slide onto him.

@BestMaidKarkles
Name Karkat Vantas
4
following
13
followers

of course

>>1243
>>1244

And then suddenly all of my dreams
they came true
Man do I love multi-panel blowjobs.

@B3STM1STR3SSTZ

I just found this person replying to Karkat. This is awesome.

YES. YES YES YES.

FUCK YOU TERRIBAD NOW I'M FOLLOWING THIS FOREVER.

>>1187
Yes please.

>>1187
Don't you mean...'super8ad'? ;D

>Vriska: Sneak in and do something, anything. Probably sabotage Karkles in some way that will get him punished. Or Terezi out of jelousy that she has the slave and not her.
Or anything involving someone sneaking in and trolling someone else hardcore.

Okay, yes, it is very tempting. But you must resist. He is being punished, after all. You can't let him off without a bit of agonizing torture.

And you, naughty little slave, simply cannot stand it. You cry out, begging her to give you the release you so desperately need. There's nothing you would love more than for Mistress to use you as her fucktoy!

These sentiments are echoed perfectly by that part of you that is conscious, even as it fights its way to the forefront for a brief moment of confused lucidity.

Your pet's cries for mercy are disarmingly adorable. The feeling of control sends shivers up your spine! You will have to shut him up, lest he ruin your perfect composure.

A groan of pleasure nearly escapes your lips as you take his bound up bulge into you. You will have to be more careful!

cockrings go around the testicles as well as the penis. Not that I expect fangirls to know this.

>>2195
see >>1244

>Terezi: Stuff your panties in his mouth.

>>2195
cockrings can go around the base OR the shaft of the penis. moreover, it's clear that his balls are at least bound in this scene though the ring's not specifically being worn around the base. not that i expect people looking to pick at stupid shit to remember this.

also, see >>206. you're trying to start drama. site admin specifically said no drama here. stop.

in the realm of actually this adventure, yay guest update! pizza your style is so cute. <3

>Terezi: take your pet for a ride. promise him that if he is good and fucks you hard enough, you will let him come! not that you intend to keep this promise.

Terezi: Ride him like a Mechanical Bull

>>2195
You are hounding the wrong fangirls, bro. >>2201 This, basically. Also, what would you consider yourself? A fanboy? A fantard? Simply a fan without gender? I don't really get all these weird connotations attached to these gender-specific words. But hey, w/e.

Also YES finally updates.
>>2208 Seconded.

can yall try not to clutter my thread so much.

that goes for both sides. if there is an issue that bugs you, be constructive and mature about it (and accurate too, cockrings dont work like I am projecting them to in the adventure anyway, why on earth did you complain about placement over that.) otherwise you will make a fool of yourself.

that goes for you other rapscallions too, if someone on the internet is wrong, let it be. I'd rather not come back to my thread and see a bunch of losers arguing about petty business. just sayin'.

>>2239
then post more updates silly!

>>2195
There are fanBOYs, too. Straight ones, even.
<3 Terezi

>>2239
I'll have to thank you for damage control and especially for this adventure. It's amazing.

I would say post more but I don't want to sound like a dick.

im really sorry, i try to post updates when i can but i have a life, you know.

i dont mean to disappoint you guys. but hsabj is taking a hiatus. events in my life have discouraged me from wanting to work on it. ): i have sort of a lot of things on my plate right now, i just want to hunker down and focus on them right now.

>>2263
Yeah, we understand. I mean, we DO want more (because it's awesome :D), of course, as I said, but... I mean... life stuff is important. First and foremost, if you
A: Cannot
B: Aren't having fun
Don't. And really, that can apply to anything, not just the adventure.
Good luck with whatever life stuff came up, and good luck with life in general.

>>2273
I agree.
I've had some fun, at least.

>TEREZI: RIDE KARKLES LIKE A MECHANICAL BULL

I am horrible

>>2292

H3Y K4RK4T

Y4R4N41K4? >:]

>>2596
HAHA

>>2596
UHH, PYROPE.

I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU ALWAYS.

>>2715

OOH S4Y TH4T 4G41N

SLOW3R TH1S T1M3 THOUGH <3

>>2743
uHH, wHAT DID i JUST WALK IN ON,

It's okay. Life is life.

Also, I might as well:

>Everyone: Orgasm
>Reader: Ensure nobody is watching you read this nastiness.
>Sollux: Punish him in a way that does not involve pleasure on eith party's part.
>ANYBODY: Walk in on this.

>>2865
>Nepeta: Walk in on this.

Equius: Walk in and become sweaty. Because shit, if this act of debauched blood interrelations and subservience/dominance DOESN'T make you sweaty, then what's the point of all of your freaky kinks?

>>2866

>Nepeta: :33<*The purraful kitty wants to know if she can join in too!*

>>4785
It's supposed to be dead though.

Your partner having aided in the expedient completion of your orgasm, you lean back and enjoy your handiwork.

He seems quite flustered. You were expecting this, of course. But the question remains. What will you do next? Let his straining arousal free, or make sure he learns his lesson by leaving him begging for release throughout the rest of the day?

Karkles: Have to come super bad!

>>5548
make him suffer

KK ==>
Make a poop from your butt

>give the poor guy a 8r8k!

>>5548
Let him have what he wants... in the most embarrassing way possible.

Suffer >:D

>>5548
that depends on if the author wants to continue updating to cover his entire day of frustration c:

Suffer!

>>5548
Let his straining arousal free all over the place then punish him for doing so.

>>5548
Just a little while, then make him do something embarrassing to let it free

>Karkat: take a wet shit, spattering the walls and your cohorts with a chocolate colored dung and scream like a barn owl

>>5588
why do people spam this
also
>let him free, but tell him the longer he can hold it in the greater likelyhood of a reward

>put on your diaper

>Ingest many fine cheeses

>Karkat: unlease a tidal wave of shit, so that the room is filled to the brim. then rub your dick around in it.

>>5577
this

make him pee himself afterward :V

>>5596
terezi and sollux: engage strife with Great Mighty Poo

Karkat: take a big pink dildo out of nowhere and plug it in your ass so hard that shit flies everywhere. :33

>>5548
Beg for the rest of the day!

Make him beg

Some time in the course of this story, i want him to be un-tranced, but he still wants to be sollux's bitch.

Definitely let him suffer all day >:D

>>5588
>>5596
>>5623
>>5627
^