>>769
You point out to Karkat that not only is he alone, but his robot self is getting more action than he is.

And besides, FemTav is hot. I mean, seriously, look at those tatas. Tavros really hit the jackpot here. U mad, Karkat?

Karkat is very surprised at Tavros stepping up like that.

AW YEAH GOOD TIMES RETURN

>>785
>>788

This is splendid

>>799
The rain pattered the window ever so lightly, it was beginning to let up. (Formerly)Eridans MAGNIFICENT CLEFT stared out the window at the street below. The phone rang, but CLEFT CHIN had no time for some flighty broad and her problems, CHIN had a window to stare out of. He adjusts his detective hat and takes a seat. STRONG TEARS is in the corner with a punching bag, his tears knocking the stuffing out of the bag.
The phone is still ringing. This is the 5th time this evening, you'd think people have other things to do in their life. STRONG TEARS raises on eyebrow to you and then looks at the phone. CLEFT CHIN shrugs and reads the newspaper instead, STONG TEARS goes back to punching things. Man, it sure is boring around here.

>>817
FemTav was the first victim.

Karkat seems to have forgotten that Jade completely hates his guts.

The skin-tight Robin costume probably isn't helping his chances, either.

>>830
First a Maple Syrup addiction, and now this!

The Tavroi are HIGH AS FUCK

>>1291

maple syrup addiction? ohgod the tavs are canadian now

>>835

Bonk!!

>>1292
See last thread:
>>300
>>317
>>333
>>359
>>373
>>467

>>840
He ditches Jade and goes to ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING USEFUL.

It only took an ENTIRE THREAD.

And then she starts getting all Freudian on your ass, saying your tight outfit is a sign of your latent homosexuality or something. Whatever the fuck THAT means. You are kinda regretting saving her pink butt.


>Proportions: BE HORRIBLY INCONSISTANT

Backlog finished. Requests are now OPEN.

I will fill them tomorrow.

Bec Noir: Stop all this f00lishness immediately.

>>1291
Oh my, they grew even more?

>Gamzee: Take sexual advantage of Tavroi.

>>1296
All f00lishness comes to an abrupt end.

>>1301
>>1301
They have no idea what hit 'em.



GAMZEE YOU ARE THE WORST FRIEND

>Gamzee: realise raping your friends is wrong.

Instead draw silly mustaches on them.

>>1288
>TAVROS' SEVERED LEGS: Be a dame with dangerous curves and enter the office with a case. There's a FAKE ARM that needs tracking down.

>>1316
You realize you've just done a terrible thing!

YOU MUST MAKE IT UP TO THEM.

>>1318
But you can't think of how to make it up to them yet so you just draw mustaches on their faces.

>Karkat: Carry Rose away in a more hardboiled manner.

John: Advance to first base.

>>1317
MAGNIFICENT CLEFT ain't so sure about trusting this dangerously curvy dame, but STRONG TEARS points out that you both need the money. You take the case.

The case of the MISSING ARM.

>Gamzee: use Dave's turntables to go back in time and not molest the Tavroi.

>>1321
Sure is HARDBROILED in here.

Rose swoons!

>>1327
The Tavroi are now thoroughly UNMOLESTED

>Magnificent Cleft, Strong Tears, and Karkat for some reason: Be up to your neck in weird puzzle shit.

>>1322
Yesssssss

Score one for the geek

>>1332
GOD

FUCKING

DAMMIT

>>1308
>Everyone: Resume F00lishness immediately.

>FemTavros's tatas: never stop being delicious and huge

>Equius: Ogle FemTavros disconcertingly.

>>1347
>FemEquius: Slap Equius with your udder.

>>1342
What a bunch of fucking assholes

>>1346
Okay

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[NSFW]

>NepGod: Send John on a quest for the FOUNTAIN OF CUTE. Grant him a boon.

>>1347
He can't stop staring!

Someone bring that man a towel.

Forgot sweat

>>1350
FemEquius is suddenly tit-smackingly relevant

>Quickly retrieve horns from cleavage.

>>1356
You depart on your quest. You have been granted a powerful boon. Three great treasures that each embody an aspect of Pranking.

Whipping/Shaving Cream.

Whoopee cushions.

Seltzer.

Together, they combine to create...


THE PRANKFORCE.

With it, comes great responsibility.

She has deemed you worthy.

>>1363
Oops!

You hate it when that happens

> Male!Kanaya: Who is that handsome STRONG troll surrounded by all the female alter-egos?

Rainbow BatTroll: Find out who's behind all these FemClones and put a stop to it before you're the only person in the world without a girlfriend.

>Aradia: Tell Male!Kanaya to step off because that's your man.

>>1375
>FAKE ARM: Swipe her utility belt and amscray!

>Vriska: become relevant

>Tavros: boff Vriska

>FemSollux: Be taken aback by ManFereri's gentlemanly manner!

>Jack: Start whining about being ignored.

>Vriska: be jaleous of all those huge racks

>>1374
A SASSY GAY TROLL APPEARS!

He initiates flirting.

Equius pays attentions if only because it might prevent him from sweating to death from the TITS

>>1375
Why would you do this. You are absolutely LOVING all the female versions of the boys you know!

>>1376
You are n0t 0kay with this

>Rainbow BatTroll: Use your impressive status as a hero to flirt with FemKarkat.

>>1439
Equius swoons.

D--> She is so
D--> FORCEFUL

Whomever gets this reference gets whatever simple drawinggift they want

>>1377
Oh no!

>>1383
No way!!

Even if you weren't scared of her out of your mind, you still wouldn't do that!

>>1435
Ahaha I love SASSY GAY TROLL'S outfit.
Er, I mean,

>Jack: Dramatically cut something in half to get their attention. It's worked for you before!

>>1403
Oh my!

He is so... gentlemanly!

>>1444
>Kanaya's pants: Fall down.

>>1423
Sometimes you just can't help your new habits

>>1434
She has aaaaaaaall the jealousy

>>1440
FemKat is unimpressed.

>>1449
You cut a large, offscreen object in half.

They better fucking notice you now.

>Rainbow BatTroll: Remember you came here for Rose. Excuse yourself from FemKat, pull up your pants, and take Rose off Hardboiled Karkat's hands.

>Vriska: Realize this belt is full of makeup. Be wary of touching any of it. You wouldn't want her blush to turn into TNT or something.

>>1452
Your silly, over-underwear thingies that superheroes tend to wear fall down. The rest is a body suit.

You always thought those looked silly and are glad to be rid of them.

However, it is fairly embarrassing.

FemKat is further unimpressed.

John: Ask Jack if he knows anything about the whereabouts of the Fountain of Cute.

> Bec Jack: Sepulchritude to get their attention, you already have the green wings, so you're half way there.

>>1461
Because I am lazy let's just skip to the end


Have a Kanaya spiriting away Rose in a HARD BROILED MANNER

Rose swoons

>Equius: Take Jack as a distraction from the boobs STRONG FIGHT him. No powers or swords allowed.

>>1464
EXCUSE ME SIR WOULD YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW WHERE I COULD FIND THE FOUNTAIN OF CUTE


Get the fuck away from me!

>John: Ask harder.

Kanaya & Rose: Passionate kiss!

>Jack: Stab something onscreen.

> John & Jack: Passionate kiss!

>>1506
OH FUCK NO

>>1512
hehehehe

hahahahaha

HAHAHAHAHA

AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

QDA's Mission Statement: ALL SUGGESTIONS ARE VALID

Nepeta: Add this to your ship wall and then attempt to flarp with Bec Noir.

>>1539

In that case.

>Everyone: GET NAKED.

>>1547
But before you do that, Art Shift to Jailbreak style drawing.

>>1547

>Everyone except Eridan. He doesn't get invited to the naked party.

> Eridan: Have your own half naked party. No one comes.

One single not-so-manly tear.

>>1506
>John: BURGLE TECHNIQUE -> LV.9 SMOOCHSNEAK SWORDSWINDLE
aka take jack's chestsword
also kiss him BUGS BUNNY STYLE, IN TRUE PRANKSTER FASHION

oh man i can't wait to do all these suggestions.

Lemme just eat and do shit first

>>1564
Turn that single tear into a pity-party sob in the wand pile and I'm sold.

>John: Imitate nope.avi

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14

>>1456
>Vriska: GANK THEIR LUCKRACKS

>>1586
>Then fail miserably and get angryied at because you were leering creepily at their boobs

>Change back to regular art style at this point.

>>1506
>Nepeta: Intervene and furiously make-out with John

okay wow so i have no idea why i was so busy today.

I am determined to make it up to you lot.

there will be SO MUCH MAKING OUT TOMORROW YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW

or should I say later today? It's 3 in the morning.

>>1627
Hey.
Go rest, dude.
Don't overdo it.

>>1471
ANTI

SEPULCHRITUUUUUUUUUUUUDE




Too bad this only lasts for one panel because the artist doesn't want to draw all that again.

Also
>Artist: finally remember to draw the tattered remains of his clothing

I had to give you guys at least one update before I pass out. Sorry i was so busy today. Chores and shit.

Gamzee: Do crossover with >>1

>But return to the Jailbreak art for the entirety of the crossover.

Becnoir: Fly in a circle while making airplane noises.

>>1473
No weaopons or powers would make this an EXTREMELY uneven match in your favor.

And that is ungentlemanly. You will not do it.

Everyone: You have been Canadian. You have been British. Now...

Be Belgian.

>>1482
You ask harder


IF YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE FOUNTAIN OF CUTE I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO KNOW SO PLEASE TELL ME.

Oh my god your breath smells like burgers

fix'd transparency

>>1671
OH GOD NO! NOT THAT!
Belgium means waffles and waffles have surup and THE TAVROI CAN NOT GET ANY HIGHER!
...
Or can they...?

>>1679
It could also mean french fries.

French fries are Belgian.

What?! They are!

>>1492
OM NOM NOM EET FACE

>>1493
Startled by this guy that is totally in his face, Jack stabs first and asks questions later.

>>1683
John: Thank Jack for the sword. It will come in handy. Continue your quest.

>>1683
>John: Remove sword with the power of LURV. <3
or alternatively (or...both idk)
>Dave: Punch Bec Noir in the snout to establish that NO ONE STABS YOUR BEST BRO IN THE STOMACH BUT YOU. FUCK YOUR SHIT DOGDOUCHE, IT'S BEHIND THE SHED TIME!

>Rose: Put lesbian makeouts temporarily on hold to psychoanalyze all this crazy stuff going on. What does this say about Tavros's relationship with his lusus?

>>1683

>John: Explain that you can't use this. You're strife specibus is set to hammerkind. Thank him, give back the sword and patch yourself up. YOU HAVE A FOUNTAIN TO FIND!

>>1506
Despite John being stabbed, he and Jack decide to have HOT MAKEOUTS.

Jack gets rid of the muzzle for this otherwise it'd just be weird.


WHY DID I TRY TO MAKE THIS NICE THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING TO POST AUGH

>>1696
Karkat: Yell at John for telling you that he wasn't a homosexual.

>>1696
Though it was Bro in the thumbnail. Giggled.
And then I cried.

>>1696
>John and Jack: Get married

>>1700
>and have children

>>1701

Jack > Abandon loving wife and daughter.

>>1696
>Nepeta: Get mad at John for cheating on you.

>>1711
>Nepeta: Then furiously rape him to show who is the boss

>Pickle Inspector: Eye the above reader disconcertingly for making such a suggestion. Then ignore it.

>>1546
This added to the shipping wall SO FAST

But wait which Quadrant would this be??

>>1724

>Godhead Nepeta: realize human's don't have quadrants, silly!

>>1724
>>1726
>Add it as <3 anyways

all of the quadrants. all of them.

Author: make everyone more uncomfortable

Crabdad: Get tired of waiting at home for chilled roe cubes and demand to know what's taking so long.

>Manaya: Fondle Dave's bum.

>Equiusi: This is becoming entirely too 100d. STRONG FLE% until this se%y nonsense stops.

>Pickle Inspector: Use your powers of IMAGINATION to put yourself in the story
>Ogle Equius untill he feels e%tremely uncomfortable

>Troll!John: appear and woo both Karkats. They are completely won over by your supreme mangrit.

>Terezi: Goodness, it's the Perihelion's Threshtival already! Light the traditional squawkbeast's fat lantern in the proud Troll Jewgish fashion.

>>1547
>>1551
>>1562
I think it's time for a SEXY PARTY

Eridan is not invited.

the artist did not feel like drawing everyone but pretend they're there.

>Tuxedo 3D glasses: Decide to give John some of your own throwing stars for his quest.While not knowing what kind of quest it is

>Eridan: Become a beautiful merman

>Tavros: Notice you have the biggest box.

Or...

>Equius: Notice you have the smallest box. Compensate.

>>1757
I like how Tavros has the biggest censor bar. 83c

>>1760
>Equius has the smallest box
>smallest box
>box

... I totally took that the wrong way... XD

bunp

>Adventure: End unexpectedly.

The adventure hasn't ended guys.

I've hit a major art slump. I can't even find the motivation to draw anything for this. I've been staring at my tablet and at my blank SAI canvas for days on end.

I've lost my mojo!
Heeeeelp!

>>2022
Hurry everyone!
After Fat Bastard!

Also on a not reaferancey note
Listening to music always helps me

>>2025
Hehe, thanks for catching that reference.

At the latest I might bring this back to life on Monday.

I'll try tomorrow but I'll probably just be weeping in the horn pile.

> Maple Hoof: Crush / Disgust someone with your flying, rotting carcass

>>2054
So, how was the horn pile?

Seriously man, we understand. Jam out to the felt album and see if you can find the inspiration to draw. If you can't, don't draw!

...you know which one we're prefer though.

>>2105
You are now Pickle Inspector and you have been stuck in the horn pile for a week.

Been feeling really crappy and uninspired and unmotivated much longer than I thought. I haven't drawn anything in ages. I even turned to shitty sprite work for my other adventure.

Sorry about the wait, guys. Not updating this adventure has really been making me feel bad, but I just wasn't up to it.

Gimme a bit to try and catch up to suggestions, okay?

>>1562
>>1564

Eridan decides to throw his OWN naked party.

But no one arrives.

forevver aglub

Also Eridan is still a reverse trap.

>>1574
>>1684
>>1685
You use BURGLE TECHNIQUE -> LV.9 SMOOCHSNEAK SWORDSWINDLE

The sword is now yours(even though it was already impaling you). Surely it will aid you in your quest.

>>1700
But then John decided he'd rather not leave Jack to continue his quest.


So they got married.

>>2342
>Dave: OBJECTION!
Are you seriously letting a dog in on your territory? FUCK!

Godhead Nepeta: Get dumped.

Nepeta: Flip the fuck out.

>Nepeta: Leave John and makeout with Eridan, your true love.

>Nepeta: Smite Jack with leaves for stealing your man!

>>2354
>Eridan: reject that land-dwweller catgirl wwith autism

>Rose: Inexplicably wear a turtle shell.

>>2380
>Vriska: inexplicably wear a plumber's outfit and crush turtle Rose beneath your 8oots!

I was sick today and spent the entire day in bed.

I might pull a Hussie and start updating in the middle of the night.

>>2394
>Pickles: drink some chicken noodle soup and feel better.

>>2394
>Io: Go to a VooDoo Doctor For a cure.

>>2508
you mean Die?

>Die: Stick a pickle with a miniature PI hat full of pins, declare PI cured.

>>2519
Thats not how voodoo works but you still cover PI's doll in pins.

>PI: ow

>Die: Have friends on the other side

>Fact: If it ain't one thing, it's another

Got an entirely different sickness after recovering from the last one.

Also my tablet pen has been missing for two days

Tablet pen: Enjoy newfound freedom, run to mexico

>>2563
Don't you disrespect me little man!
Don't you derogate or deride!

>>2577
You're in my world now, not your world...

And I got friends on the other side.

I approve of VooDie's intermission
>VooDie: Open door.

I am enjoying this

Found my tablet pen btw. Will update when I can, but keep this up til then if you want, it's awesome.

>>1683
turned out to be canon. I laughed. /badperson

awesome adventure btw, very awesome.

>John: Do the windy thing.

An Intermission gentlemen?
Just a little something we have here in Louisiana.
A little parlor trick, don't worry.

>>2637
Sit down at my table.

>>2638
Put your mind at ease.

>>2639
If you relax it will enable me...

>>2640
...to do-

>>2641

>>2642
Anything I please!

>>2643

>>2644
B-But you're supposed to cure PI, right...?

>>1683
Funny Aneurysm Moment. D:

>>2646
FINE! I'LL SKIP THE FANCY SONG AND DANCE GET TO THE PONT.

>>2669
Hey man you don't have to, in fact, I really want to hear your fancy song.

>Lo: Do the entire song

(have fun with that)

So getting back to the pont which I almost Forgot.
Die lowers his hand.
He is offering a deal to make you healthy as a horse.
Come on Io, won't you shake a poor sinner's hand...?

>>2739
>*point

>Spades Slick and Diamonds Droog: Interrupt Die, challenge him to a rock off.

oh my god this is beautiful

>>2756
OH SHIT.

>>2765
Waaait.
Waaait!
Waaait you mother-fucker!
we challenge you to a rock off!


...Give us one chance to rock your socks off.

>>2770
NOOOO
;_;

>>2770
THERE IS NO GOD

No but seriously I love you so much right now.

I hope the next intermission is the conclusion of this epic battle.

>>2853
Slick and Droog are turned into frogs and cursed to play Frogger for the remainder of time.

I might do a Second intermission...

I feel Rather bad for dumping all this shit on Io but to make up for it: here is a Recap.


-------Chapter 1: The Sorrow-------

Are Story begins with EQUIUS ZAHHAK shedding a single STRONG tear over the death of his lusus; Aurthour.
He Decides to drown his sorrows in a glass of milk. With no milk Available the conclusion is to go Grocery shopping;
where he meets the young and beautiful female; ...Tavros!!???

----MEANWHILE----

Nepeta swimming in the lobster tank.

----AND BACK TO THE STORY----

Tavros(F) hands Equius carton of milk; their eyes meet... Equius masturbates furiously with the milk.
Tavros(F) is in shock! Suddenly without warning the milk is SWIPED by the INFAMOUS MASKED MARAUDER known only as...

EL LECHE!!

Wait its just Gamzee in a cape and mask on a bad trip never mind.

From six tills away ERIDAN AMPORA the bagboy is APPALLED! at the sight of this devious crime! (he also stole you'r cape.)

EL LECHE chugs down the jizzmilk in his recent victory! It is fucking disgusting. D:

Eridan Tackles EL LECHE heroically returning the milk to its rightful owner. EL LECHE honks furiously!

Eridan with his new found victory sweeps Tavros(F) off her feet; Damn he is one SMOOTH operator.
Unforchantly the moment is ruined when Tavros(F) points out that you have been pantsless the entire time. OH THE HUMANITY!

Equius is STRONG STARTLED and spills JIZZMILK everywhere! RoboAradia gets inevitably splashed with JIZZMILK. She is 0k.

----MEANWHILE----IN THE PAST----

Aradia is n0t 0k. She realizes that the future is going to suck. Big time. As a result; she flips the future off.




-------Chapter 2: The Vendetta-------

Suddenly TEREZI PYROPE is tied up with Lil'Cal! luckily Nepeta is there to save her and uses Lil'Cal as a new hat.
Terezi & Nepeta decide to have a little fun by turning the produce section in to a baseball field!

Nepeta raises the pitch...

Terezi Swings! It hits! It going! It going!...

RoboKarkat enters th- Oh Snap! he gets a homerun right in the kisser!
ROBOKARKAT'S HEART IS FULL OF ANGER AND HATRED OVER THE RECENT EVENT! THERE WILL BE VENGEANCE!!




-------Chapter 3: The Creator-------

Nepeta sees Aradia with stuff all over her! she knows what she must do...

"Get...

...some...

LEEEAAVES!!!"

----MEANWHILE----IN THE INTERWEBZ----

Anonymous died of internal bleeding! This random cosmic force wich science neither god can define!
Transforms Nepeta into a Godhood status! (this is a Glorious day)
Lil'Cal fetches some leaves for his new holy creator.
Everything existing, never existing and anything inbetween in all dimensions and in all pockets of paradox space now has a an abundant supply of leaves!
GLORIOUS!




-------Chapter 4: The Battle of Good and Evil-------


Eridan is in desperate need of trousers when Suddenly, Eridan's loyal sidekick appears! GLUBBERGIRL!!
Eridan put his pants on in a VERY HARD BOILED MANNER. Now with Eridan clothed its time to deal with the cause of this travesty.
EL LECHE Engages GLUBBERGIRL in rousing battle of hand to hand combat! or game of rock, paper, scissors to be precise.
He Looks his nemesis in the eye!
There hands clash with the sound of thunder! EL LECHE goes Rock! GLUBBERGIRL; Paper!
EL LECHE has been vanquished!




-------Chapter 5: VENGEANCE-------


And so Robokarkat starts his vendetta to- Oh... never mind. It was a stalemate; Robokarkat lost his arm...
Terezi starts slapping Robokarkat with his own severed robo arm. OH THE HUMANITY!
RoboKarkat steals one of Tavros(F) legs and has used it for a replacement arm (What a dick) but Tavros(F) just Fashions a pegleg out of wood.
He then Realizes he still haven't gone about MAKING TEREZI PAY. He promptly escorts her to the checkout stand.


=Intermission=

HEARTS BOXCARS CAUGHT SLICK CHEATING D:

DROOG IS GIVING SLICK THE SHAMEFUL OGLE

SLICK IS PISSED OFF

=Intermission end=






-------Chapter 6: The Fall of a Hero-------


Terezi found Eridan guilty of Hate Crimes! but no charges were given... so...? And wasn't Eridan the hero like 4 chapters ago?
No time for questions because the rather neutral Eridan has had his legwear assaulted once more by a dashing do gooder; TUXEDO 3D GLASSES!
TUXEDO 3D GLASSES trips Eridan Making him fall in his magnificent cleft chin! Eridan and his MAGNIFICENT CHIN weep as TUXEDO 3D GLASSES runs of into the sunset with GLUBBERGIRL.
What a huge dick.

Robokarkat has been invited to be his apprentice! Robokarkat isn't sure how he feels about this. The outfit is pretty snazzy though.
TUXEDO 3D GLASSES spaced out after Admiring Robokarkat's swanky suit. He fixes this 'zoning out' by Turning his glasses upside-down makeing his eyes purple.

Robokarkat catches a glimpse of TUXEDO 3D GLASSES with out his 3D glasses... Is... Is this what love feels like?




----MEANWHILE----IN CANADA----

proudly rides his moose through the mighty forests!
Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the might rivers of British Columbia.
The giant Redwood, the larch, the fir! The mighty Scot's Pine!

With the Female Tavros by his side! they'd sing!
sing!
SIN- Ok I'll stop. It's Silly.


The two Tavroi ride on their awesome moose and it is epic! They also discover Maple Syrup AND IT IS DELICIOUS!!
Unforchantly little do the Tavroi know; that Syrup is the most ADDICTIVE SUBSTANCE IN THE WORLD!

The two Tavroi become swashbucklers! (mabey Syrup can get trolls high?)
As the Tavroi ride off in to the sunset doing what ever a swashbuckler may or may not do. He/She Realizes that she/he is the "one."
They kiss in the dying sunlight.... its.... fucking creepy... it leaves me with so many questions. I don't even...
Not-Robo Karkat Busts in and makes fun of the Tavroi because Its technically mastabation.
Tavros(M) points out to Karkat that not only is he alone, but his robot self is getting more action than he is. (SICK FIRES, BRO)

-------Chapter 7: The Forbidden Fruit-------


KANAAYA MARYAM is wondering why no one loves her; She begins to cry.
Vriska takes advantage of the situation and partakes in hot lesbian sex with Kana- Nicolas Cage.
SUDDENLY Rose Rescues Kanaya tarzan Style from Vriska's Nick Cage obsession! Just in time to.




-------Chapter 8: THIS IS INCREDIBLY SILLY-------


Equius crys TEARS OF PURE STRENGTH! STRONG TEARS Punches MAGNIFICENT CLEFT to establish similarity.




-------Chapter 9: The Great war-------


John starts a fight of baked goods!

Nepeta Is hit with some sort of cream filled pastry!
Nepeta retaliates with a artillery strike of water balloons!

John Combines a Sledgehammer && Cream Pie to create the PIE BEATER, a magnificent hammer that can do no real harm to anything since it's head is basically a regenerating mass of whipped cream.
Useless in a fight, perfect in a prank off!

RoboKarkat & TUXEDO 3D GLASSES are the first casualties of the PIE BEATER! OH THE SHENANIGANS!

John is the PRANKS- Oh Snap! he gets a balloons right in the kisser! Thats what you get for starting a prank-off with a god.

JOHN IS LEFT WITH NO CHOICE BUT TO UES HIS MOST POWERFUL ATTACK; SEPRANKRITUDE!!!

....but instead of war... They form a Forbidden romance.
The holy creator Nepeta and The archangel John have a double date with two horrorterrors on the furthest ring.
John Advances to first base.



----MEANWHILE----IN GREAT BRITAIN----


Equius is being gentlemanly and enjoying a cup of tea. He is to STRONG to be gentlemanly and thus he brakes the tea cup.


----And now for something completely different----


Dave out Sepulchritude's John by Secoolituding. (kinda a dick move.)
John Gets back at him with the electric shaver prank. (as seen on Jack-ass)




-------Chapter 9: The Multi Colored Knight-------


Rose gets to second base with Kanaya.

(Im s0 0k with this you have no idea)

Things start to get Arousing WHEN SUDDENLY THAT BITCH VRISKA STEALS ROSE; SPIDER-MAN STYLE!

(I AM NOT FUCKIN' OK WITH THIS)

The Mild mannered Kanaya Disappears into the night to become her brightly coloured alter ego.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t9t-UhLt2E)

Unforchantly bright colours don't camouflage into the night sky and Vriska speeds up her get away.
The Rainbow Battroll eventually Caught up with Vriska and Rose and THREEWAY MAKEOUT!
...That never happened. ;_;

BUT BEHOLED! Vriska's line has been cut by a Kanarang! No one escapes from the Rainbow Batroll!

It seems like others are Disappears into the night to become their brightly coloured alter egos.

Jade Harley Quinn, The Joker (Gamzee on worse trip) and Not-Robo Karkat the troll wonder join the adventure!

Gamzee makes quick work of Slapping the Tavroi around with a trout! the first casualties of the joker! OH THE HUMANITY!
He then feeds them his delicious nervous-system-paralyzing lead pies.

Rainbow Battroll can't do anything to help the situation with Jade Harley Quinn and her massive mallet blocking her!

Karkat the troll wonder DOES SOMETHING USEFUL by saving Roses pink butt. He Carrys Rose away in a hardboiled manner.

Gamzee takes advantage of the situation with the now nervous-system-paralyzed Tavroi and partakes in RAPE.
Gamzee realizes that rape is a terrible thing! HE MUST MAKE IT UP TO THEM! but justs ends up drawing mustaches on their faces.
After a stroke of genius he uses Dave's turntables to go back in time and not molest the Tavroi!
(TIME TRAVEL DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY BUT FUCK IT: THE TAVROI ARE UNMOLESTED)




-------Chapter 10: Detective Noir-------


The rain pattered the window ever so lightly, it was beginning to let up. (Formerly)Eridans MAGNIFICENT CLEFT stared out the window at the street below. The phone rang, but CLEFT CHIN had no time for some flighty broad and her problems, CHIN had a window to stare out of. He adjusts his detective hat and takes a seat. STRONG TEARS is in the corner with a punching bag, his tears knocking the stuffing out of the bag.
The phone is still ringing. This is the 5th time this evening, you'd think people have other things to do in their life. STRONG TEARS raises on eyebrow to you and then looks at the phone. CLEFT CHIN shrugs and reads the newspaper instead, STONG TEARS goes back to punching things. Man, it sure is boring around here.

a dame with dangerous curves and enter the office with a case. Its TAVROS'(F) SEVERED LEGS.
MAGNIFICENT CLEFT ain't so sure about trusting this dangerously curvy dame, but STRONG TEARS points out that you both need the money. You take the case.

The case of the MISSING ARM.




-------Chapter 11: This is Fucking Gross-------


Equius is stuck in a trance! He can't stop looking at Tavros(F) cleavage.
The Curse like trance is broken only for a second, by his female counterpart's cleavage!
(shits getting intense bro!)

The male Kanaya is wondering Who is that handsome STRONG troll but is quickly ordered to step 0ff by RoboAradia.

Rainbow Battroll is trying to flirt with the female counterparts when suddenly the FAKE ARM Swipes her utility belt!
....And she still has to save Rose. Thankfully she dose in a HARD BROILED MANNER! Rose swoons.
They have a Passionate kiss in the dying twilight.... its.... fucking awesome.




-------Chapter 12: THE CRUSAD-------


The holy creator Nepeta sent The archangel John on a quest for the FOUNTAIN OF CUTE.
He has been granted a powerful boon. Three great treasures that each embody an aspect of Pranking.

Whipping/Shaving Cream.

Whoopee cushions.

Seltzer.

Together, they combine to create... THE PRANKFORCE.

With it, comes great responsibility.

She has deemed John worthy.

John asks Beck Noir (of all people) for the whereabouts of the FOUNTAIN OF CUTE. He inevitably gets stabbed...
But its ok beacuse they MAKEOUT and get married and everyone apart from Eridan has a big sexy party!



===============VooDie's intermission===============



The Pickle Inspector (representing Io) is feeling under the weather.
VooDie takes advantage of the situation with the help of disney music, to strike a deal.
But Die's plans are Interrupted by the The dangerous band of mobsters; Spades Slick and Diamonds Droog.


Then I shot myself.


And thats the recap. I hope that All(/most) of the gramma and spelling is correct/makes sense.
As I have sead; I "might" finish the intermition but first I have to rewrite the lyrics to tenacious D.
I hope that Io is feeling better and he enjoyed his/her brake.
Thank you for all the complements on my Crappy, Crappy art.

Im going to play monopoly with the angel of death.

Don't feel bad, bro. I keep getting shit piled up on me that makes it so I can't draw or update. One sickness, another sickness, getting grounded, family events, etc.

I really appreciate this.

Looking forward till the guy that did the intermission makes another one and hoping that you will come back soon, Io.

I-Is this thing on?

Terribly sorry about that absence.

You know how things go.

Well, in my plan to revitalize this adventure, I have two options:

A) slowly catch up on suggestions, ignoring some less interesting ones for the sake of my sanity
-Time to do: A LOT

B) Start over with a new thread and wait for new suggestions
-Time to do: ~ 2 seconds

>>4207
Oops forgot my image

>>4207
B
because it's fast and it makes a sunglasses smiley face
awww yeah B)

>>4207
A! because there can't be that many suggestions...

I can has moar NSFW FemTav please?