>Equius: Take a chance while the room's structural integrity is in danger from the shaking and ram the wall as hard as you can. Also take off your glasses because having one eye is doing enough of a number on your depth perception.

>Nepeta: Get in the corner and hold yourself steady with the walls.

>Equius: Remember who robbed you of your eye and how it happened.

This story's antagonist has a weird body-part-stealing scheme going on! Fef's tongue, Tavros' arm, Terezi's leg... Hope we're not seeing the gradual creation of Frankenstein's monster. D:

Oh snap, Aradia sure could use a body I bet. Come to think of it, Aradia was one of the symbols on the phone by Equius when he woke up... We probably should have checked all of the numbers before we left.

>>1609
In retrospect, Equius is not wearing his glasses. Never mind that part. >_>

You successfully manage to break through the wall in its moment of structural instability!

What now?

I can't shake the feeling that Karkat's marking is really important, but I can't make heads or tails of it. We should make a note to have Karkat show it to everybody. Well, besides Sollux since he has no memory.

>Equius and Nepeta: Look outside.

>>1614

LMAO I love Nepeta's expression here. It's so awesome, this is awesome.

>Feferi: Look around room before being called by Sollux again.

>Sollux, Karkat, and Terezi: Go pick up Eridan's corpse before rescuing Feferi. Don't want those weird ass animals getting to it!

>Gamzee: Miraculous get youself off that huge spike and get down to Tavros before you bleed to death.

>Vriska: Look around you. Try to see if you can get out.

>Exclamation: Let someone else make a suggestion you flighty broad.

>>1614
Uwahhh
Tread with cation everybody!
Equius and Nepeta because you made shit all unstable and everyone else because your pretty sure walls aren't supposed to shake like that.

>>1617
They're already on their way to save Tavros, not to Feferi.

Well that's weird. It leads directly outside. Say, what is that over there?

Approach?

Ahahahaha wow

two adventures whose sequel titles are parodies of Electric Boogaloo

(QDA is the other)

The rule is when there is a horror sequel it has to be called Electric Boogaloo. I am actually really glad that I am not the only one that does that.

>Equius: Approach carefully. Ask Nepeta to stay close to you and keep her wits about her. You may be THE STRONGEST, but Nepeta is a hunter and has a lot more experience stalking up on things. She probably has a better sense for her surroundings in general.

Come to think of it, Nepeta is pretty badass behind that silly RPing shipper. Look at this stuff:
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004055
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004434
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004438
That dead thing on her floor looks terrifying. If a bunch of the trolls didn't have powers and if Equius wasn't The Hulk, she would probably be the strongest of them all (all weapons aside).

>Nepeta & Equius: Approach with caution.

Aaaaaaaah I don't know what to do with anyone else, and I can't think of anything that would save Gamzee at this point.... umumumumumumumumum... aaaugh might as well try...

>Gamzee: With puncture wounds it's best not to pull it out. So um, you need to not pull off the spike. Check spike's strength, maybe you can break it behind you??

>Tavros: Is the eyeless creature still around? If not, try to get to Gamzee.

>>1643
Oh god, hahaha. GAMZEE WHATEVER YOU DO,STAY IMPALED ON THE SPIKE. Also try to get off the wall- WHILE STILL BEING IMPALED BY IT- and then just like...I dunno. Walk aroud with it sticking through your midsection.
Pffft okay no I'm just kidding, those are all good commands and I second them all. Plus I admire your valiant effort to save Gamzee!

>>1648
I know it's kind of silly with the wound being THAT severe, but I thought I'd try ya know? D: It's also one of the few things I remember from those first aid blurbs in middle school... Though typically used for things like... arrow wounds, or if you get like, a stick of metal jammed through your arm in metals class or whatever. I admit my memory is a bit faulty. xD
Trolls seem more resiliant to blood loss anyway, so it might (odds not in favor, with how this story's going) keep him alive until he can get to a professional (Feferi? idk)

Wooo rambling for no reason, I guess I'm just nervous for new updates. o3o; I've never F5ed an adventure so much before.

Aradia: Look around (if you can)

aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA I SHOULD HAVE READ THIS EARLIER
Oh my gooood.
> Approach VERY CAUTIOUSLY.

Oh god Gamzee. My heart is breaking. I'm going to cry. UNPERSONNNNNN.
/manly tears

>>1666
>>1649
I AM SORRY I WILL UPDATE TONIGHT HAHA. I was painting from 6PM to 2AM augh. This is so unrelated but I wanted to share my horrible painting with you all: http://i51.tinypic.com/8z1ukw.jpg

I AM SO FLATTERED ONCE AGAIN. BECAUSE OH SHIT katie you are one my favorite people especially on the chan here aaaaa.

I am just gonna apologize in advance to you ras. that's all I'm saying

>>1722

So...beautiful... they should have sent a poet! Who is this magnificent beast?!

You find a PUDDLE OF PURPLE BLOOD. It in of itself is not scary but certainly means something terrifying. You would call to inquire, but Equius does not have a CELLPHONE and Nepeta's is out of battery.

What now?

[[ that is a painting of one of my classmates. it looks exactly like him except for the eye that's off in england. one day my school will stop wanting me to paint portraits alfksjalsfk until then I qill continue to punish my professors with assignments that are well-painted but of terrible subject matter.]]

>Equius and Nepeta: Follow the trail of goo. Clearly somebody is injured. Again, be wary. This is a lot of blood and he may have been dragged.

>Nepeta and Equius: Scamper up the tree and examine your surroundings.

>>1722
pfft, don't worry about it. I kinda figured it was hopeless anyway. :3 Thought I'd try, ya know? Ooooh weelllllllllllll it makes the story just that much more tense. c;

>Avalanche: happen.

>>1722
My GOD, this is glorious. GLORIOUS. (Also thanks, hahahaha <3)

>>1742
>Disregard this.

>>1725
>Follow the trail, but remain cautious and quiet.

>Let's follow that trail!

>>1780
>Equius and Nepeta: Don't dally around there for too long. What if what killed him is still nearby?
(I know Sollux did it, but logic for them)

>Nepeta: Analyze the situation with your awesome hunter knowhow. Make sure to check the body.

Nepeta may notice he has no bruises even though he clearly died of internal bleeding. Maybe poison? Nah, poison doesn't do this to people. Terezi's blood will also be nearby, as well as the scent/traces of burned flash if they were here not to long ago. Karkat may have left a trail of Terezi's blood. She'll probably also notice his phone. If Sollux destroyed the phone, she should probably at least attempt to swap out the battery. If it was destroyed, Equius might be able to tell what had destroyed it since he's an expert with machines. Just some suggestions.

>Equius: Stand guard while she checks everything out. It's dangerous to stay here, but you really should get your bearings and if trolls are dying then finding out why is a pretty good place to start. Consider jumping as high as you can to get a look at where you are.

>loot body

You find Eridan's corpse. His phone is dead.

=====>

What happened to Eridan's scarf? Sollux was wearing it and then he wasn't.

>>1805
>punched body in the gut

You roll him onto his back to inspect him.

His right eye has saliva around it. He doe not seem to have any external bruising or cuts. How about we check out that eye?

You kinda plan to just peel back his lid, but your finger slips in, displacing blood.

He is definitely missing his eye.

>>1809
He's been dismembered postmortem. Autopsy accomplished. Get out of there.

>see if you can find anything else that looks suspicious on Eridan's person or in the general vicinity.

>>1611
maybe Aradia DOESN'T have a body...

>Sollux, Karkat, and Terezi: Go pick up Eridan's corpse before rescuing Feferi. Don't want those weird ass animals getting to it!
huh...
WHAT weird ass animals?

>Everyone: Immediately adorn lab safety goggles for the remainder of the adventure.
It is creepily appropriate that the eyeless guy is eating eyes, (if indeed that is what is happening) but still, what the fuck.

So let's see... Terezi's missing a leg, Eridan's missing his left eye, Feferi's missing her tongue and some teeth, Tavros lost his hand and both his horns, Gamzee's missing a good chunk of his internal organs (hahaha... okay that was a bad joke), and Equius is bleeding from his right eye but that doesn't mean he's missing it, since we don't know.
Oh, and Karkat has weird marks carved into his skin.

Eyeless dude sure has a thing for body parts. Huh.

>Equius: Check your own eye injury
>Nepeta: Look around to see if there's anyone about.

I have a really bad feeling about where this is going. And nothing to contribute.
I can only stare in horror.

>Nepeta & Equius: Bro hug bump.

I'm so scared for Feferi to be in the spotlight. Missing body parts aren't ever pleasant, but the idea of a missing tongue BLEEHHHHWHATNOs me out x100.

I WILL NOT BE UPDATING FOR A WEEK BECAUSE FINALS. SORRY GUYS!! Here is proof lol -> http://i52.tinypic.com/2rwmd8g.jpg

>>1876
Waaah when will finals be done?

THIS THURSDAY ACTUALLY. I'm so sorry I've been swamped! I just checked this randomly to see if bassrape updated. I'm actually moving today/tomorrow, plus finals, plus I have just entered a new and fantastic quadrant with someone so life is complicated but I PROMISE. You will all own me after thursday ok? <3

//wrist

jkjk Take your time and good luck with everything! I'll just sit here... and wait... ._.

You examine the eye socket.

It seems like only the eyeball itself was removed.

YESSSSSSSSS! ONLY THE EYEBALL WAS REMOVED! FIST PUMMMMP!!

Er, wait, I mean, YES THIS IS NOT ON HIATUS FIST PUMP!!
>Equius: Recall what the hell happened.

-nudge-

You can't remember how you lost your eye. You're pretty sure you were asleep, or whoever did it wouldn't have had the chance. You pick up Eridan, and head towards a building in the distance.

Anyone you should check up on?

We never called aradia's phone, right? We should try to go back there.
>Equius and Nepeta: Look for a cracked window.

Hey, look where we are!

What the fuck is on that window.

Equius: break the window!

Equius and Nepeta: examine window, then break window. Then STRONG!jump through window.

>go through broken window.

Because of the amount of blood slathered on that window and outside, you choose to check out the other building first. Look at these rickety stairs.

Go up?

> Nepeta: toss rocks or some other heavy object (preferably not Eridan's corpse) at the stairs. If the stairs hold, ascend. If they get smashed, do not climb.

> Gamzee: Are you still alive?

Gamzee appears to be missing.

>>2903
WHAT.

>Equius: FOR NO REASON, STRONGJUMP. JUST FUCKING DO IT. BE A MAN!!! OORAAAHHHHHHH

>>2892
Seconding this.

>Equius: Be Sollux

You are now Sollux. You are standing next to Karkat and Terezi. You have found Tavros.

>Check to see if he's alive.

>Sollux: Look around hallway before making your way to Tavros.

>finger his butt

>Tavros: If still alive, flashback to what happened right after the last time we saw you.

>>3149

>Tavros: Find a happy place and prepare to be violated even more than you already have.

Tavros is not breathing.

You walk down the hallway and notice all the blood on the floor. Where's it coming from?

Ah.

*braces self* ;-;

>lick blood off

>>3175
NO

>Tavros: Start breathing again, say it was just to confuse Mr. Eyeless.

>Sollux: Seal his wounds and give him mouth to mouth.

>Who's that on the ceiling?

>>3196

Sollux: First, check his body temperature. If he still feels warm, do this, if not, then put a sheeet over his face and close his eyes because, man, he's gone.

Oh wow, okay. I really don't want to see Gamzee like torn apart and made into a grisly display on the ceiling. I think the inside of my brain will dissolve a little.
/cries in a corner

>Gamzee: Be alive, if barely.
(Oh geez, please don't be dead.
People have been kept alive in situations like this by the very thing that's killing them please let that be what happens here D8)

>>3232
Didn't he leave the spike intact? He's a goner.

>>3235
No, no, that's what I mean. People have had their lower halves completely crushed by cars or machinery or trains, orhave been impaled on something, and if you take them out from that situation they'll pretty much die instantly if they don't get medical attention or if it's not done right. But they can live for many hours after this happens, if left where they are.
It's like the reason half the time someone's stabbed or shot they say not to remove the knife or bullet. All the lood will rush back if you do, but when you keep it there, it can sometimes still function normally.

But... but yeah, he's probably a goner. *weeps*

>>3257
I meant the spike isn't in him anymore. We saw Gamzee missing from it and it was left intact.

aaa sorry guys. I don't mean to hiatus you so often, just I've got a lot going down. In the next week I'm going in for surgery, and I will probably not be well enough to update for at least a week after that. In the meantime I've been scrambling to make sure everything is how it should be to prepare for this kind of thing, so I'm kinda short on time but trying to relax.

I will do my best to be back as soon as possible. If I can't, I'll have poison parfait probably let you know what's up.

>>3350
Oh wow jeeze. I hope everything goes well and you get better quickly! Don't worry about the hiatus, we'll be patient(or we'll stare forlornly at this thread all the time you're gone.).

Good luck! <3

oh gog, i love this and hate it at the same time

>Equius: Go down stairs
>Feferi: Call out for help as you hear footsteps
>Become Kanaya

Hiii I'm back. So unfortunately vicodin doesn't work on me very well. But we've got bloodloss to make up for that so updates shall resume. And it's not like I can do much else.

image courtesy of milku.

Karkat sets Terezi down to investigate. Tavros is most certainly dead.

You find something in the purple blood.

Investigate?

Take Tavros with you?

>>3837
that picture is like Neko Sugar Girls all over again

welcome back!

>>3840
Investigate, but make sure to stay close together. Bring Tavros, too.

>>3840
>Investigate purple blood, bring Tavros to someplace safer than a hallway

>Bring Tavros, so you can use him as bait later on

You pluck one of those capsules from the puddle.

Eat?

>>3846

>eat it, and use gamzee's blood to wash it down.

>>3846
Hold on to the pill for now. you only have one, so you should wait until you need it.

>Sollux: Stop eating weird shit. You found that on the floor in a puddle of blood. Why are you even considering it. JUST STOP CRAZY BOY

Your mind becomes full and you collapse, breaking your horn open again. You can hear noise, though you are unable to decipher any of it.

What now?

You are now Mr.Eyeless. You found a lot of somethings here, haven't you?

>>3851
Sollux: Take the pill.
Everyone else: Stay still.

>>3852
>karkat and terezi: DON'T FUCKING MOVE
>sollux: attempt mindpowers?

>>3851

>call out to karkat, obviously you're not going to be able to handle this on your own.

take the pill take the pill TAKE THE PILL PILL PILL PILL

>SOMEONE: SHOVE THE PILL DOWN SOLLUX'S THROAT

Leave unnecessary pieces of Tavros as bait. Then run.

You are now Sollux. You feel numb and your vision is blurry.

>>3859

>try to concentrate on the gray-faced figures in your field of vision

>Sollux: Be very, very still.

Mr.Eyeless seems to be leaving. Karkat seems to be staring after him.

Oh no.

>Ask Karkat what happened, knowing exactly what did.

>>3862
Everyone: Remain calm.
Sollux: Softly ask someone if they can help you take the pill if you can't manage.

Your eyesight seems to be refocusing.

>Readers: finger f5 like it's a loaded die in vegas

>drop everything

>look for waifu

>Karkat: Be in denial.

Karkat puts something in your mouth.

Swallow?

>>1607

>Swallow. You probably need these yellow pills.

>no, sollux is totally a spitter

>>3872
that was horrible
you are horrible
you should feel horrible

ps I love you

You have both fallen down the hole that was probably on the ceiling a second ago.

>readers: what the hell

>Karkat: Grab onto Sollux and the edge of the hole. Cling for dear life because you know something bad is down/up there.

You are now Karkat and this is basically the worst day ever.

>HOLD ON FOR DEAR LIFE.

>>3876
(what) >Karkat: see whose arm that is

oh fuck oh fuck oh FUCK

>Sollux: Call somebody! Anybody!

God fucking damn it. What now?

>>3876
Sollux: Do the floaty thing. DO THE FLOATY THING.

>>3882
>>3882

>SECONDED, DO THE FLOATY THING

>>3881

>If you can't support Karkat's weight entirely when you float, then use the spikes to balance him and pull him up to each one. There appears to be enough to reach the hole's opening.

>Also, where is Terezi?

>>3885
read >>3862

Three guesses

You can, luckily, support your own weight as well as Karkat's.

Go up or go down?

>>3887

oh thank god in the morning

>Go down, because if you go up you might get caught on downturned spikes.

>>3887

>Sollux: see your chances of going up and finding Terezi

>>3887

>Go down, you might find something of use or one of your friends/friend's remains in this pit. You can always go up again when you're done, but you might not have another chance back down.

Hey, look who isn't dead! Or maimed!

>SAY HELLO, tell them what you know. catch up with these fine bitches.

>>3946

>group: exchange knowledge

and where did Terezi go? did I miss something

>Karkat: Look for/call out to Terezi.

>Karkat: Exchange knowledge with Vriska and Kanaya. Update them on the current number of dead/missing trolls.

>Sollux: Leave Karkat to converse with Vriska and Kanaya, go get and/or save Terezi.

VS: Huh! I thought your voice sounded deeper, Karkat. How old are you supposed to be anyway?
KV: Eight. That's probably completely irrelevant anyway. We need to go find Terezi and figure out how to get the fuck out of here. She's missing a leg and I had to use my shirt for a tourniquet.
VS: I was going to ask why it looked like you painted yourself with her guts, Karkat.
KV: Y-
KM: Who Is Left To Get Out Of Here, Anyway?
KV: Tavros and Eridan are definitely dead. I'm pretty sure Gamzee is dead, too. I just fell on some gigantic thorn in a pit covered in his blood. I have no confirmation for Equius or Nepeta.
VS: Well, I do. They're putting out brain signals.
KV: Great. Can you tell me who else is alive?
VS: Sure, what are you going to tell me in return?
KV: What? Are you fucking serious right now? What this is isn't some fucking spy game. We're all getting hunted out by some asshole amputation fetishist here! We need to work together!
VS: Alright, then what reeeeaally happened to Terezi?
SC: Terezi did lothe her leg. I cauterithed it.
VS: Huh, sounds like she's not going to get to win this round, then.
KM: Vriska Don't You Find It Peculiar That This Game is Without Premise?
VS: We Probably just haven't found out what it is, yet.
SC: Feferi urged me to go to her quickly. I think thereth a tathk we mutht complete. We thould go now.
VS: Oh! That must be it, then. Whoever is alive to complete the game wins, right?
KV: I can't believe this! You're so fucking ridiculous! This is not a game! We don't know what this IS, even. It is completely insane to assume that there is a prize aside from getting to LIVE. The only trophy we can pray for is our lives.
VS: That's so dumb! That's why you won't get to win this game! That kind of attitude is for losers.
KM: Just Stop! We Need To Work Together At Least For Now, Right? What Do We Know About Mr.Eyeless?
VS: Fiiiiiiiine, jeez!! For starters, I can't control him. It should be easy, but for whatever reason I've got nothing! It's possible he's an alien. He can't detect you unless you're moving, either.
KM: I Haven't Seen Him Yet.
KV: He looks like he's been burned or something. I can't make out any distinguishing features.
SC: Letth go. We have a lot of thingth to do. We thould be okay thicking together.
KV: Wait, there's something else. This place, I'm sure you've noticed that it shifts pretty frequently.
KM: You Are Right, But Why?
VS: Because it's a game, duh!
KV: For fuck's sake--
SC: It might have thomething to do with my medithine. I didn't notithe before but everytime I take it, there'th thome thort of change.
VS: Because it's a game! Haha of course. I knew it would be good to pick this item up!

Vriska hands Sollux one of the yellow pills. Sollux now has one pill.

>Everyone: State how old you are, if you can remember.

>equius/nepeta: what are you guys doing?

> Sollux: the landscape apparently responds to your WEIRD PSYCHIC SHIT. Ponder the significance of this.

> Take a look at the bottom of Kanaya's skirt. It looks a little tyrian purple.

>>4090
Didn't even notice that. That raises a big huge red flag. Er, I mean fuschia flag.

>Sollux: Flip the fuck out and use your appleberry eye lasers on everyone else in the room with you.

SC: Maybe it ith important how old we are. How old are you thuppothed to be?
VS: I'm almost six.
KM: I Am Nearly Six As Well. What About You, Sollux?
SC: I can't remember, honethtly.
VS: Fell hard on your thinkpan, Captor?
SC: Itth pothible.
KV: You look six. Maybe just slightly older, but it's been a while.
SC: Are we thuppothed to be the thame age?
KV: Yeah. Hey- Kanaya. Isn't that Feferi's blood- all over your skirt. Holy fucking shit what HAPPENED!?
KM: I- Um.

What will you ask Kanaya or do with her?

>Kanaya: Do you know where Feferi is and if she's mostly okay? How did you get that blood all over you?

Karkat: accuse Kanaya of horrible things

>Monster: kill everyone

>Ask Vriska if she can still sense Feferi's brainwaves. If no, WILD ACCUSATIONS AGAINST KANAYA. Or we can be calm about this and ask Kanaya what happened.

You ask Kanaya about the blood. She doesn't answer and looks away.

>>4376
You have to earn that through consistently bad choices.

>>4421
>Karkat: SHAKE HER WTF IS GOING ON OMG THIS IS SERIOUS. THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT.

>>4421

>charm her into telling you her secrets via your cunning wit and intellect

>>4421
Kiss her and see what happens.

>Vriska: Explain for her like it's no big deal.

>ask Vriska instead because she's crazy enough to tell the truth

>Karkat: Explain why you are now suddenly older than everyone else.

Alternatively:

>Group: Try to find Fef and Terezi, both if possible.

>Sollux: Press Kanaya for what happened in a calming tone.

You are Karkat. You hold her shoulders firmly and ask again what happened.

Nothing.

>Ask Vriska what happened.

oh god feferi ;-;

Vriska informs you that she IS still alive. But hurt, certainly.

> Deatils, Vriska. Is she more or less intact, dying, what?

>>4803
DETAILS EVEN

>>4802

>blood party

VS: Where's the fun in that? I can't just TELL YOU, you have to figure it out!

> "PEOPLE ARE DEAD BITCH. I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THESE CORPSES, HAVE THE COURTESY TO AT LEAST TELL ME IF THERE'S ANOTHER ONE SO I DON'T TRIP OVER IT TOO."

>>4808
>Does it really matter who did what? Accidents happen! Shouldn't you just focus on getting to where Feferi is before it's too late?

You insist on knowing what's up with Feferi.

>>4812

Ask her how long she has, and if Vriska knows how to get to her.

>>4812

>Convince Kanaya that if she did something, there won't be any consequences for her. You just want to do whatever you can to save as many people as possible, and this is the only way to help Fef.

>>4812

>feed her marshmallows until she knows who's boss

You attempt to convince Kanaya that there will be no consequences if she did anything.

What's Sollux looking at?

>>4812
> Keep your pimp hand strong. Smack that bitch.

>Karkat: She looks young enough to still be best partners with Terezi. Tell her you're wasting time and that Terezi is lost out there wounded and in a lot of danger and you can't be playing games.

>>4816

>oh he's just having a bipolar episode, let him do his thinnnnng he'll be fiiiiiiine

>Karkat: Submit to playing out the rest of this bullshit FLARP style if she will just be fucking cooperative.

>>4816
psionic seizurespasms, while a little less uncommon, are more threatening than scared little 6 sweep olds.

it shouldn't take more than a second: have a look at what's got him so spooked, then you can get back to these little bitches.

>>4816

>Quick! Make Sollux take that pill.

I anyone else no longer bothered by Gamzee and Tavros' deaths after what's actually happened in Homestuck?

>>4824
>BLAST IT IF IT'S MR. EYELESS
otherwise
>MEDICINE MEDICINE

>>4824

>RUN

As no new ideas come to mind, you do the last thing you thought to do.

> Way to kill Feferi. Nice one. A winnar is you.

You seem to have overdosed.

You are now impaired.

>now seems like a perfect time to try fingering your own butt. you've always wanted to try this...

> Wiggle your big toe.

>>4830
this please
alternatively
>take all new pills as suppositories
and >look around for everyone

>>4829

>Do some crazy mind shit.

Moving is difficult, but you are able to float yourself up and away.

Something has awakened

>>4837

>give the dog a bone, he looks hungry

What a nice coincidence. You find some bones!

>>4839
>Monster: Puke up all the trolls you ate!! 38(

>>4839

>eat sollux

>Sollux: FLIP OUT. WHAT IS THAT. WHAT IS IN ITS MOUTH. WHY IS THAT IN ITS MOUTH. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, MOUTHDOG

> Monster: Wonder why the fuck you're not in Silent Hill anymore.

You stop eating as the smell of something else approaches.

>Sollux: kill that...thing. with your freaky brain shit.

> Sollux: Stop being incapacitated. There are people who want to know what the hell is going on. Stop being so damn rude.

>>4844

>Sollux: Ride monster like a mechanical bull.

this adventure gets the most hilarious prompts

The creature has crawled atop you. This does not particularly bother you.

Where should we go now?

>>4849
>Ride into the sunset.

>FIND DAMSELS TO WOO, OF COURSE

>>4849

> You need moar vespene gas. Eat more trolls.

And off you go!

>ok, mr beasty, this is cool and all, but where the fuck did our friends go? how high do I even have to BE...

>ok no but seriously, sniff out some girl with tyrian purple blood, that shit seems kinda important right now.

>>4855
> Then eat her.

You find your damsel.

>Karkat: Snap him out of it.

>try to fall off the blood doggie without it noticing

>Sollux: Whatever happens, don't let the mouthdog eat Feferi.

>Tend to the damsel!

>FEED

>creepy muscledog: do something ADORABLE

>>4858

>Use your crazy mind powers to bring the damsel along on your ride.

oh my god, what is going on.

And slowly, reality seems to be slithering back.

>Reality: Stop being a lazy fuckass and come back.

Reality is going as fast as it can.

>Sollux: While reality is doing its thing as quickly as it can, maybe go check on Feferi.

>Reality: Keep doing your coming back thing.

With the drugs still coursing through your veins you take a shaky step and begin to fall. You attempt to catch yourself psionically but really can't in time, and you throw your falling weight hilter kilter for a moment. Your horns, weakened from headbutting that window before snap off as your head cracks against the concrete.

>is that another pill? better swallow it.

>sollux: furiously fire your eye beams in pain

It's a good thing you are feeling too fucked up to eat your own horns or fire your eyebeams.

>>5009

>Monster: Make out with Sollux

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>>5010

WWWWWWWWWWWHY
WH
YOU ASSHOLES OMG LMAO

oh god

It doesn't seem your newly troll stomach can handle what you ate.

Oh shit this adventure has reached new levels of awesome.

>Sollux: Stop being unconscious and covered in beast vomit. Be conscious and covered in beast vomit instead.

Your name is Sollux Captor and you have no idea why your fucking head hurts or where you are or why you are vomiting cerulean.

It does however piss you off. You wonder why the fuck you're not at your computer like you were before.

>Karkat: Cover your shame and get your explain on.

>>5024
Author: Make up your mind about what Karkat's back symbol looks like.

>>5026
Reader: Realize suddenly that it's on purpose.

>Sollux: Notice Karkat. Ask what's going on.

As soon as you turn to ask what is even going on of weird tall naked karkat he runs away.

> Feferi: Probably be dead, having choked on your ow blood a while ago and/or bled to death

>Sollux: Chase after him and call out to him asking what's going on.

You watch Karkat clothe himself with a ghoulish robe hanging next to an axe and a knife.

You are probably dead.

>Feferi: Reunite with your loving main universe dead-self and treat us all to a nightmare inducing freak-out scene.

>Nonsense. Fef can still be saved! Hey, Sollux, look her over and see what you can do.

>Sollux: Ask Karkat what the fuck just happened and why he was a magnificent musclebeast.

I
I kind of hoped this was like Digital Devil Saga for a few moments there but this is worse
and by worse I mean 'more terrifying'
Awesome.

>Wait, cerulean? Someone, check where Vriska and Kanaya went!

> Feferi: Bleed tyrian purple as opposed to whatever-the-fuck you are doing. Unless that is light diffusion at work there, in which case, keep dying. It's totally cool bro.

Sollux: Rage at Robe!Karkat while heaving cerulean sludge.

>Karkat: At least try to look a little embarrassed, maybe?
>Sollux: At least try not to flip the fuck out, maybe?
>Feferi: Be dying slowly, with no hope of a miraculous recovery.

>author: stop making spinny stay up so late before midterms dammit

Iiii am going to call hiatus at the moment. Katsucon is February 18th and school just started and I have like fiftyjillion things including webdeisgn, my own webcomic, and some thing for tv. It's QUITE A BIT. SO. I will try to update, but don't expect it at least until the 15th. Sorrryyy <3

>>5435

you chose my prompt to the author! yessssss

/shot;

Hussie is now racing you to kill all of the trolls off. He is winning.

>>5617
ALSKFJALSKFJ I KNOW. I have actually been joking about how Belly of the Beast is no longer scary either. Like two days after I snap off Sollux's horns he does one better and breaks out his teeth. fml hussieeee.

Yeah, Gamzee somehow makes a scarier unstoppable murderer than the blind body part snatcher.

If it makes you feel any better, your story is still a lot more trippy.