>>1878

oh boy! i love this show!

ooh heell yeeah thee foock bus reeturns

It's the best time of the day, is what, because this show is on

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

THATH RIGHT KIDTH!

ITH TIME FOR ANOTHER EPITHODE OF FUCK THOLLUKTH LIFE!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

I MISSED YOU FUCK BUTH

THOLLUKTH THOLLUKTH WHAT ARE WE LEARNING ABOUT TODAY?

>>1890
ARE WE LEANING ABOUT FRIENDSHIP?!?!?

y-yaaaayyyy m-my favorite show is o-on...!

>>1891

NOPE!

TODAY WE'RE GOING TO EXPLORE THE FATHINATING THUBJECT OF TENTACLETH!

oh boy!

and what about tentacles, big daddy thollukth? I'M SO EXCITED TO FIND OUT!!!

>>1894

OH BOY!!!

HAHAHA YETH!

TENTACLETH!

. . .

WAIT WHAT.

I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT.

THATH A HORRIBLE IDEA, KIDTH!

OKAY THOLLUKTH. IF YOU SAY SO.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO LEARN ABOUT TODAY???

o-oh no...
w-why is i-it a bad idea mr thollukth...? :c

LET'S LEARN ABOUT HUMANS!

You're a fucking idiot, Thollukth.

YES

TELL ME EVERYTHING THOLLLUKTH

I WANT TO KNOW ALL THE THINGS

Thollukth you're my favorite <3

YES this is the best show ever
<3<3<3

Yesss lets learn about humans thollukth

I AM GLUED TO THIS SHOW.

thollukth what happens when a beastly tangle of tentacles loves a troll

THOLLUKTH

SDFLJGKLSD

:333333333333333333333

>>1900

rose was oddly excited about this episode. it makes me suspicious. i mean, if she watches thollukth, what other things could she enjoy that i had never thought about. the mystery deepens.

YAAAAAAAY THOLLUKTH <3 <3 <3

LET'S LEARN ABOUT HUMANS

This.
This is what I missed most of all.

TEACH UTH TO THINK LIKE BIG KIDTH THOLLUKTH!

tentacles huh

THIS IS MY FAVORITE SHOW
*hunker down*
I WANT TO LEARN ABOUT HUMANS!!

TEACH US ABOUT IMPERIAL DRONES, MITH-TER THOLLUCKS!
C:

>>1940
HAVE KARKAT HELP YOU :D

>>1900
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING DO THIS
DON'T YOU STOP

THOLLUKTH, I HAVE LOTS OF QUESTIONS ABOUT HUMANS!

IT IS TRUE THEY DON'T HAVE HORNS?

IS IT TRUE THAT THEY ALL HAVE BRIGHT CANDY RED BLOOD?

IS IT TRUE THAT ONLY SOME OF THEIR TEETH ARE POINTY?

IS IT TRUE THEY ONLY HAVE ONE FORM OF ROMANCE?

IS IT TRUE THEY DON'T HAVE A MOTHER GRUB?

I WANT TO LEARN ALL ABOUT HUMANS, THOLLUKTH!

THOLLUKTHHHHHHHHHHH I MISSED YOU AND YOUR FUCK BUTH

I WANNA LEARN ABOUT MAGICAL UNICORNS

I LOVE THIS SHOW <3

MR THOLLUCKS, MR THOLLUCKS, TELL US ABOUT HUMANS!

WOAH!

THIMMER DOWN KIDTH DON'T WORRY!

WE HAVE PLENTY OF TIME!

THO I GUETH WE CAN GO OVER TENTACLETH FIRTHT...

HMM...

HEY KIDTH!

WHO DO WE KNOW THAT CAN HELP TEACH UTH ABOUT TENTACLETH?!

FEFERI

FEFERI AND HER LUSUS, OF COURSE, THOLLUKTH!

FILTHY PORNOGRAPHY-
I MEAN.

yeah, feferi, that works.

i love you thollukth.

FEFERI'TH LUTHUTH THOULD WORK JUTHT FINE!!!

I read this whole thread in my head as one high-pitched scream. Remember that recording that was made from the last thread forever ago? Yeah. Like that.

oh god this thread is made of lulz

WE COULD ATHK THE ROTHE HUMAN ABOUT TENTACLETH?

i-i think f-feferi can help...!
o-or maybe th-that creepy h-human girl...

ROSE

OR FEFERI

do try not to get too excited

LET'S GO VISIT FEFERI, THOLLUKTH

ONWAARRDDDDD

oh THOLLUKTH how I have missed you hnggg

OOO)(! OOO)(! Pick me, T)(olluckt)(, pick M----E!! 38D

I know about tentaclet)(! Glub!!! And I know about )(ectocotyluses, too! Do you know w)(at t)(ose are, T)(olluckt)(? Glub? )(eeeee.

I think you should most certainly ask Eridan. I hear he's good at... using them correctly! C:

THE TENTACLE THERAPIST, OF COURSE! LET'S ALL GET TENTACLE THERAPY!

>>2014
wwhat lies lies and slander and fuckin slanderous lies gogdamnit

>>1987

I will not be participating.

I GUESS THAT ONLY LEAVES FEFERI, THOLLUKTH!

THOLLUCKTH I MITHED YOU

AND YOUR FUCK BUTH

TEACH ME EVERYTHING THERE ITH TO KNOW ABOUT EVERYTHING WORTH KNOWING

MR. THOLLUKTH, MR. THOLLUKTH! WHY DO TENTACLES LIKE SCHOOLGIRLS SO MUCH?

MR. THOLLUKTH MR. THOLLUKTH!!

HOW BIG ITH YOUR PENITH?

MR. THOLLUKTH
HOW DOETH IT FEEL LIKE WHEN YOU TOUTH YOUR PENUTH?

MR. THOLLUKTH! DOES FEFERI LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE YOU FOR HER OWN MISGUIDED PLEASURE?

MR THOLLUX 1TH TH1S YOU?

THOLLUKTH

WHERE ARE YOU THOLLUKTH :(

THOLLUKTH I LOVE YOU
/slow

THOLLUKTH, I WATH YOU TOO, DON'T DITHAPOINT ME!

MITHTER THOLLUCKTH IT HATHN'T BEEN HALF AN HOUR! THE FUCK BUTH ITHN'T OVER YET :(

THOLLUKTH!!! COME BAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!

THOLLUCKTH I MITHTHED YOU

WHERE ARE YOU

THOLLUKTH, THOLLUKTH! WHAT ITH THITH THTRANGE HUMAN RITUAL CALLED "CHRITHTMATH"?

Hi, Mr. Sollux. I know a lot of kids out there want to have thier questions answered, but I've always wanted to know: Why do horns look like peices of DELICIOUS NUTRITIOUS CANDY CORN?

hey asshole come back i still havent learned about tentacles

THOLLUKTH YOU WASN'T CAUGHT BY THE TENTACLES RIGHT?
THOLLUKTH?

OH GOTH MITHETH FEFERI IS PLAYING WITH MITHTER THOLLUKTH AGAIN ITHN'T THHE D:

THOLLUKTH I NEED YOU ;_;

GET BACK HERE AND TEACH US ABOUT TENTACLES.

I love this thread, it's impossible to keep a straight face while reading it :D I hope it didn't just die like some other great ones did ;_;

OH GOD SOLLUX I WANT TO BEAR YOUR CHILDREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

Thollukth pleathe don't go away :<

wait so are you going to talk to us about tentacles or no?

I'm pretty sure he's not coming back, guys.

I think he ate some Mind Honey.

THUCKING THQUIDDLES


whatamidoing

>>3563
...


;_;

HAHA YOU KIDTH REEEEEAAAALLY WANT TO THEE THOTHE TENTACLETH DON'T YOU?!

WELL OKAY!

THINTHE MY ATTEMPT TO HIDE IN THE LINEN CLOTHET FOR THE RETHT OF ETERNITY FAILED LETH GO THEE THOME TENTACLETH!

AND WHO ITH THE BETHT PERTHON TO GO THEE ABOUT THOME WIGGLY TENTACLETH AND HOW THEY WORK?!

THATH RIGHT KIDTH!

WE'RE GONNA GO THEE FEFEWRI!

AND WHAT DO WE TAKE WHEN WE HAVE TO GO TO FAR AWAY PLATHETH, KIDTH?!

IS IT THE MAGICAL FUCK BUS THOLLUKTH?

PLEASE SAY IT IS THE MAGICAL FUCK BUS.

FUCK BUSSSSSS

OUR TOOTHBRUSHES.

remember to bring a towel, kids.

A HOSTAGE!!!!!!!

EXTRA UNDERWEAR~!

In fact, considering these are tentacles and she is your matesprite (maybe?), maybe we should bring two sets.

BRING FANCY CLOTHING
SO WE CAN HAVE A SEXY PARTY

OH GOD NOT THE FUCKBUS
NOT THE FUCKBUS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS!

Was planning on doing some more tonight after work duckies, but the flu suddenly decided to KICK MY ASS. SUCH LUCK, NO?... Expect more as soon as I can see straight darlins!

Are we going into space? Oh boy oh boy!
I get to wear the Captain Zoom Spacehelmets from the grocery store! I just put it over my head, pull the baghandles down, and BREATHE DEEP... and I can see the stars in no time!

Sometimes, I have strange adventures in my Captain Zoom Space-helmet, but I can never remember them.

YAY MITHTER THOLLUKTH!

ITH IT THE FUCK BUTH? PLEATH TELL ME IT'TH THE FUCK BUTH!!

oh god oh gods this never stops being hysterical.

I am now somehow interpreting the long, long, update drought as a sudden depressive episode and THOLLUKTH trying to hide from us. Yes. Hysterical.

A heir to give us air!
Along with mind hunny!

Life is beautiful. Thollukth is back

OUR UNICORNS?

>>4305
>>I am now somehow interpreting the long, long, update drought as a sudden depressive episode and THOLLUKTH trying to hide from us. Yes. Hysterical.

Jesus yes. Every hiatus is now, in my mind, Tholluckth laying in bed alternatively being terrified of the overenthusiastiv tentacle loving kids and furious with himself for letting them down. All with the huge goofy Tholluckth smile on his face with a single tear.

LIFE JACKETHT!

THO WE CAN BE THAFE!

SHOCKING NEW DISCOVERY???

>>4345
tho thockiing.

Not that itth a bad thocking dithcovery.
pluth I already knew thollukth was gay.

>>4345

Oh god! D:

...Eww.

>>4345
Mister Thollukth? Mister Thollukth? This tentacle just coughed up some snot on me.
... tastes like Vaseline.

at least there wasn't any pails involved.

THATH NOT A TENACLE! TENTACLETH ARE WIGGLY AND DONT HAVE HOLETH IN THEM!

>>4345
hey you
cut that shit out

>>4345
he enjoyed it.

>>4326
I am pleased for having put this image in your mind.
>>4345
This is also plausible. Fun game we can play: guess whose bulge it is!

>>4402
mine

>>4402
karkat, of course
It's revenge for his story

>>4402
TAVROS'S

>>4345
Oh my fucking god, I lost it.

>>4345
HEY, YOU.
GO BACK TO MAKING THAT GOOD SEX ADVENTURE OR ANOTHER NEW ONE.

>>4345

first you make some shitty porn maid thing

now you disgrace thollukth

how could you

>>4434
>>4489

>>4501
milk why did you not spoilers that we have image spoilers for a reason

...wait fuck we don't have image spoilers!

>>4501
you're awesome

THOLLUKTH

ARE YOU THPECIAL FRIENDTH WITH FEF!?!?!?

MR. THOLLUXTH, WHAT ITH THE FUCK BUTH?

BEETH MITHTER THOLLUKTH

MR. THOLLUKTH

FEF IS AS DEAD AS THE COMEDIAN.

THOLLUKTH, FEFEWRI DIED! WHO ELTH CAN TEACH UTH ABOUT TENTACLETH?!

thollukth obviously isn't answering because he's knocked out in a pool of his own blood.