[Burichan] [Futaba]

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You are...


Whoever you want to be!

Seriously, pick a character, you slackers.
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::::)
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hehehe.
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equius
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>>210
You are now EQUIUS ZAHHAK

What will you do?
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Drink some milk, but then remember your lusus is dead.
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>>212
You decide to drink some milk!


But then you remember Aurthour is dead and can't get you any.

You shed a single STRONG tear
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>>213
think of another way to get milk
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>>214
Time to go Grocery shopping!
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>>215
female Tavros: provide milk
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>>215
find nepeta swimming in the lobster tank. what? cat's like shellfish, don't they?
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>>216
You are now a female Tavros somehow.

And you have no idea how to do that!
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>>217
Also Nepeta is doing something silly.

Her excuse for being a cat in water: TIGERS like water!
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>Tavros: Hand Equius carton of milk.
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She does so.

Equius is appreciative.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
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Equius: masturbate furiously with the milk.
>> No. 223
have milk yanked away by the infamous milk thief, EL LECHE!!

who is actually just gamzee having a bad trip. or something, i dunno.
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>>223
Oh god yes
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>>222
Equius does unspeakable things to the milk
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Eridan the bagboy: be appalled
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>>223
But then, the milk is SWIPED by the MASKED MAURADER known only as

EL LECHE!!

Or just, you know, Gamzee in a cape and mask on a bad trip.
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>>227
EL LECHE: Chug down that motherfucking milk
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Eridan the bagboy: Tackle Gamzee to the ground and return the milk to its rightful owner. You knoww wwhere your fuckin morals lie.
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You are now ERIDAN AMPORA

And you are APPALLED



Wait a minute...

Is that masked fucker wearing your cape?!
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>FemEridan: Become relevant.

>Then seduce FemTav while Equius, EL LECHE~ and the milk have sloppy makeouts.
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>>231
Or, you know, male Eridan could work too. 8T
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>>228
EL LECHE chugs the jizzmilk!


Ewww
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>>229
You attack EL LECHE!
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>>234
EL LECHE: Honk furiously
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>>235
THIS
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>>234
Eridan is the Hero

It's him
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>Eridan: have this moment ruined by the fact that you have not been wearing pants this whole time.
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EL LECHE honks furiously!

This is getting ridiculous
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>>237
Equius: Be STRONGLY STARTLED and spill the jizzmilk everywhere
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>Eridan is the Hero. It's him.

And the Hero gets the girl, riiiiight?

Damn you are one SMOOTH operator
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>suddenly TEREZI outta fuckin nowhere
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>>240
hahaha this
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>>241
heroes get free milk!
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>>238
The moment is ruined when FemTav points out that you have been pantsless ALL ALONG.
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Lil'Cal: Become relevant and land in a unexpecting prey to tangle
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>>240
Equius is STRONG STARTLED and spills JIZZMILK everywhere!
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>>247
Oh right, forgot to mention, STRONGLY STARTLED because of the furious honking of Gamzee
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>>242
You are suddenly TEREZI PYROPE
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>>249
>Glue your horns back on, silly!
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>>246
OH FUCK PUPP3TS


Terezi takes it in stride
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>>250
OOPSIE
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>nepeta: gnaw on terezi's fallen horns
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>>250
Oh hey, there's your horns!

Sometimes those suckers just vanish.

What do they think they're doing, running off all the time, they're not even animate!
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>>253
Too late
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>>255
Nepeta: Notice that puppet can be a purrfect new hat
oh fuck i didnt make that pun did i
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>>256
Nepeta now has a new hat.
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>Terezi: Use the produce section as your own personal baseball field. First up! Batting (Drubbing) Practice!
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>karkat : become ROBO KARKAT
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>MechAradia: Get hit with the tainted milk and show no nonchalant about it.
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Feferi: Become relevant as Eridan's heroic sidekick, GLUBBERGIRL~
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>>258
You do so

Nepeta raises the pitch...!
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>Lil' Cal: HEE HOO HOO HAA HAA HAA HEE
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POW!
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You are suddenly RoboKarkat
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HOMERUN!
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>Robo Karkat: Make her pay.
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You are now RoboAradia and you are being splashed with JIZZMILK

You are 0kay with this.
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>Nepeta: See Aradia with stuff all over her and know what you must do. "GET SOME LEEEEEAVES!!!"
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Suddenly, Eridan's loyal sidekick FEFERI PEI-, SAILOR AQUAR-,

GLUBBERGIRL appears!
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>>271
AND SHE BROUGHT PANTS!
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>>272

Eridan: Put the pants on in a HARD BOILED MANNER.
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YOU WILL MAKE THAT BITCH PAY
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>>273
Meanwhile, Eridan just put his pants on in a VERY HARD BOILED MANNER
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>>270
Aradia appears to be covered in stuff!

SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE MUST DO
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>Living Aradia: Realize you're robot self is a boring, creepy, jizz splattered, metallobitch. As a result, flip the future off.
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>Nepeta: die of internal bleeding

(it wasn't funny the first time)
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>>277
>>279
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>>281

Hell. Yes. Hell. Fucking. Yes.
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>>282
>Nepeta: Ascend to Godhood
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>>282

>Nepeta: Be just fine as that's a really silly thing for you to briefly envision.
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>>278
Meanwhile, IN THE PAST
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Lil'Cal: Go get the damn leaves for your new master
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Oh my, what's this??

It appears Nepeta has discovered some ANONYMOUS troll who has inexplicably died of internal bleeding!

OH WELL, WHO THE FUCK CARES.
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>>284
She does so
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this adventure has just made my: things to pay close attention list
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>>287
The puppet HASS the leaves
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Another anonymous troll: Die of internal bleeding
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>>289
>Bless Alternia/Earth/Paradox Space/White Void with an abundant supply of leaves.
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>EL LECHE: Engage GLUBBERGIRL in a rousing game of rock, paper, scissors! She is your nemesis, now! Or at least until this bad trip wears off.
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Fuck
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If an asshole Anon dies, and no one around gives a fuck, does it make a sound?
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Bruce Willis: Lead ragtag team of oilmen to destroy gigantic leaf
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>>294
EL LECHE VS GLUBBERGIRL GO
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Robo Karkat: Start to plot a pl- OH THE BLEEDING FUCKING HELL WITH PLANS!STRIFE!
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All trolls: be suddenly Canadian.
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FINISH HIM
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FATALITY
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>Anyone: SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE?
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>Be Hearts Boxcars.
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>Be Kanaya. Wonder why no one loves you.
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>>303
>Anyone: snooPINGAS usual I see
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>>299
STRI- oh wait

Looks like so much was going on that we missed that fight!

I guess it ended in a stalemate.
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>>307
Terezi: Slap Karkat a bit with his severed arm
H3H3H3H3 STOP H1TT1NG YOURSELF K4RKLES
>> No. 309
Taking a wee break

will be back soon enough with CANADIANS
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>Glubbergirl: confront TUXEDO 3D GLASSES
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>GEROMY: Broad side school feed Eridan up the bone bulge.
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> Sollux: Dress up as Cyclops from X-Men and become relevant.
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>>314
WANT
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>>300
And we're back with our regularly schedualed BULLSHIT.

And for a brief moment, all the trolls present are suddenly CANADIAN.

Except Nepeta, she's too budy being, yaknow, A GOD
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>Any other 2 trolls that are not Canadian at the moment: Make stereotypical Canadian jokes that always end with "eh"
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>>317
>Lil'Cal: Turn Canadian also
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>>306
SnooPINGAS usual, I see?!
>> No. 322
>Vriska: become relevant. If Terezi's a mountie, she needs a pony to ride.
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>>321
You are now Spades Slick and it's such a fucking pain in the ass trying to cheat around this lardass.

He always has to make a big stupid fucking thing out of catching you.

And then there's Droog over there giving you that disapproving glare of his. As if that cocksucker never cheated at this game, either. Who does he even think he is.

==END INTERMISSION==
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>>305
You are now no longer the Midnight Crew. You are now KANAAYA MARYAM and you wonder why no one loves you.
>> No. 325
>Vriska: become relevant
>Engage in hot lesbian sex with Kanaya
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>>308
You are now Terezi again and you are slapping RoboKarkeys with his own severed robo arm.

H3H3H3H3 STOP H1TT1NG YOURSELF K4RKLES


Also your horns came back again! Maybe Karkat knocked them off in the off-screen scuffle.
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>>325
>But make Kanaya wear a bag with Nicolas Cage's face on it over her head first
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>>312
>>314
You are now SOLLUX CAPTOR and your friend Feferi asked you to play superheroes with her. Unfortunately, you cannot decide which costume to where!

TUXEDO 3D GLASSES or BICLOPS?
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>>328
TUXEDO 3D GLASSES. romance that lady good.
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>>313
You know what?

No, just


no.
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>RoboKarkat: Take one of FemTav's legs and attach it to your arm stub.
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>>330
Eridan: Be arrested for committing HATE CRIMES
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>>318
>>319
Meanwhile

this is the extent that i am taking this canadian joke

Tavros also becomes somewhat relevant. The not-girl one.

He is on a moose.
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>>325
>>327

I can approve of these.
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>>322
>>325
>>327
You are now Vriska

Uhh

Let's go be someone else again
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>>324
>Rose: Serenade Kanaya in a mariachi outfit with a fake moustache.
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>>329
You are now SOLLUX CAPTOR again

You have decided to become TUXEDO 3D GLASSES!


So dashing!!
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>>337
>Tuxedo 3D Glasses: Do something awesome.
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>>332
!
>Terezi: H3H3H3 B3 TH3 JUDG3
>> No. 340
>male Tavros: Exist.

>Proceed to ride mechanical Canadian moose like a boss with femSelf.

>Day. Made.

>Take your fistbunps. They have been earned.
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>>331
You are such a gentleman.

That was sarcasm.
>> No. 351
>Karkat: Realize you still haven't gone about MAKING HER PAY. Promptly escort her to the checkout stand.
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>>339
H3H3H3

Eridan is found guilty of Hate Crime
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>>340
The two Tavroi ride on their awesome moose and it is epic

yES,

hELL, uHH, yES,

uMM, hELL FUCKING YES,
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>>359
They share a well deserved bUNP,
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>>336
You are now ROSE LALONDE

and you cannot serenade Kanaya, she is being sexed up!
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>Tavroi: Discover maple syrup
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>>338
Eridan is sentenced to a DEPANTSING

TUXEDO 3D GLASSES shows up just in time to carry it out!
>> No. 370
Rose: Rescue Kanaya from Vriska's Nick Cage obsession.
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>>351
Karkat MAKES HER PAY...

for his roe cubes
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>>367
The Tavroi discover Maple Syrup

AND IT IS DELICIOUS!!
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>Maple Syrup: become addictive.
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>>369
>Tuxedo 3D Glasses: Pull.Making Eridan the bagboy fall in his magnificent cleft chin
>> No. 378
>Tuxedo 3D Glasses: sweep Glubbergirl off her feet for a ~romantic~ ABSCOND
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>>375
>Magnificent cleft chin: Be severely damaged and weep
>> No. 384
>Tuxedo 3D Glasses: Make RoboKar your apprentice.
>> No. 390
>John: Captchalogue contents of Baked Goods isle and commence PIE FIGHT.
>> No. 395
>Rose: Use magic to give Terezi her horns back.
>> No. 407
>Nepeta: Go up to the fourth wall and smiiiile at the audience.
>> No. 411
>Girl Tavros: Fashion a pegleg out of moose antlers. Don't worry, they grow back!
>> No. 417
>Nepeta: slash shit up
>> No. 423
>Equius: Realize that you haven't been mentioned for a while. Cry STRONG TEARS about this fact.
>> No. 433
>everyone: play some hockey, eh?
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i remember once seeing a suggestion for the artist to become PI. It has since dissappeared, but i've decided to follow it anyways. ALL. SUGGESTIONS. ARE. VALID.

>Artist: Become Pickle Inspector

I am now Pickle Inspector.

I apologize for not updating today. I was too busy drawing Tavros as a human female and Roleplaying with the CKC on Skype.

I will make it up to you, I promise.
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>>441
Hey, it's fine.
You don't have to update this 24hours a day.
Though I would be happy if you could warn us.
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>>442
Welp I'm going to go to bed.

But first I ogle you from the inside of your monitor, fogging up the screen with my mouthbreathing.

Haaahhhhhhhhh
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>>443

>Readers: Be ogled disconcertingly.
>> No. 455
>>443
>Reader: Become homoerotically interested in adventurer.
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>>370
You swoop in and save that dame like some kind of hero.

Please hold off on suggestions until i catch up the the FOURTEEN already here.

Unless it's REALLY GOOD/COMEDY GOLD.

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>>374
The Tavroi become syrup addicts
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>>375
He does so.

Bonk!

HAHAHAHA, TAKE THAT, VIILLAIIN(???)

I thought Eridan was the hero

Also the artist sneezed about four times in a row while drawing this.
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>>378
TUXEDO 3D GLASSES is kind of a huge dick
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>>379
The MAGNIFICENT CLEFT is damaged!

It weeps.
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>>384
RoboKK isn't sure how he feels about this.

The outfit is pretty snazzy, though.
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>>390
SUDDENLY,

EGBERT
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>>395
SW33T
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>>407
:33 < *ac says hello!*
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>>411
nOPE,

She draws the line at hurting animals!
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>>479
She makes one out of some wood she found lying around instead.
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>>417
She does so.

That's

a lot of blood
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>>474
>Pie@Nepeta
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>>423
D--> STRONG TEARS
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>>433
Nah
>> No. 490
>>441
I suggested the Pickle Inspector one but then I saw "Be Hearts Boxcars" had already been suggested, and was then fulfilled a few moments later, so I deleted it. SORRY ABOUT THAT
also I miss the CKC ;_; I think I have an unfinished journal entry lying around somewhere, I should scan it when I have the time


>>487
>STRONG TEARS: Punch out your rival, MAGNIFICENT CLEFT
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>>444
I ogle you
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>>455
No one must know of our forbidden love.
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>>485
Nepeta loses some points in her own PRANKSTER GAMBIT

John prolly gains a bajillion for pieing NepGod
>> No. 501
Resume Suggestions!

>>490
ALL SUGGSTIONS ARE VALID FOREVER

except canadian ones

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>>490
THIS IS INCREDIBLY SILLY
>> No. 504
>Tavroi: Swash some buckles. All of the buckles.
>> No. 505
>RoboKarkat: Discover the true meaning of love
>> No. 506
>Nepeta: Get a catbeast-apult. Launch giant waterballoons at John.
>> No. 507
>Tuxedo 3D Glasses: Turn glasses upside-down to make eyes purple.
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>>504
They swash all of the buckles.

All of them.

YAR HAR FIDDLE-DEE-DEE
>> No. 512
>Combine Sledgehammer && Cream Pie to create the PIE BEATER, a magnificent hammer that can do no real harm to anything since it's head is basically a regenerating mass of whipped cream. Useless in a fight, perfect in a prank off!
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>>473
>Tuxedo 3D Glasses: Admire Karbot's suit.
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>>505
I knew this would happen.
>> No. 522
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>>506
>:33 < FIRE!!
>> No. 523
>Tuxedo 3D Glasses: Have all the bitches. All of them.
>> No. 525
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>>507
You are the coolest dude.
>> No. 530
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>>512
This is probably the best thing ever.
>> No. 531
>>522
>Nepeta: EPIC POSE #413: "GOG WILLS IT!"
>> No. 533
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>>516
That is so swanky
>> No. 537
>>519
>>525
>John: PIE-HAMMER THEM BOTH.
>> No. 538
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>>523
He hass........ the bitches
>> No. 539
>Tuxedo 3D Glasses: Having obtained ALL THE BITCHES, embark on a ROMCOM ADVENTURE directed by the Karkat that is not a robot!
>> No. 541
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541
>>531
The face kinda ruins it
>> No. 542
Taking another break. My arm is tired.
>> No. 552
(aww, -loving arm heals-)
>Tavroi: While joyously swashing buckles you realize this is IT. You've never felt such peace, extasy, and happiness all at one. Finally you have found TEH ONE.

===> FALL IN LOVE

Or alternatively Pupa Pan and Pegleg Fairy shenanigans.
>> No. 555
>>552
this. thisthisthisthisthis

>Gamzee/El Leche: Become relevant again.
>> No. 556
>EL LECHE: DID SOMEONE SAY PIE?
>> No. 577
>Tavrosi: Have spicy nautical selfcest makeouts.
>> No. 582
>John: Receive Waterbaloons in the face like a little bitch...

>NepGod: Laugh at Johns stupid face.
>> No. 593
>>582
>John: SEPRANKRITUDE
>> No. 600
>Everyone: Since you are no longer permitted to be Canadian, be excessively British to make up for it. Exceedingly British. You have no idea how British you are, but MAN it is so British.
>> No. 605
>Lil Cal: HOO HOO HEE HEE HAA HAA
>> No. 607
>>327
Just starting to read through this and this made me laugh so damn hard I started to hiccup. Nice going asshole.
>> No. 609
Robo Karkat, Aradia, and both Tavros' legs: Combine and form Trolltron: Antagonizer of the Universe.
>> No. 610
>Rose: Make out with Kanaya
>> No. 611
>>610
>Rose: Take things a little further...
>> No. 612
>>610
>>611

>Current reader: Agree with these commands.
>> No. 613
>Vriska: Attempt to abscond with Kanaya juuuuuuuust before things get too far with Rose. Accidentally grab Rose instead. Roll with it.
>> No. 617
>>613
>Do so while swinging on a web like your hero Spider-man. You have a spinneret in your ass, use it.
>> No. 629
>Eridan: be less cleft-chinned, you know you are not that brusque and uncivilized.
>> No. 660
>Bro: Become relevant for just a few secs and swap glasses/shades/masks of everyone relevant so far.
>> No. 664
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>>537
And John brings us back to our regularly schedualed BULLSHIT
>> No. 665
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665
>>539
Yeah this looks like the worst movie ever
>> No. 666
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>>552
While the Tavroi are swashing buckles they realize this is it, bluh bluh bluh, yadda yadda, THIS IS THE ONE,

and then they fall madly in love and I now pronounce you woobie and woobie wife
>> No. 667
Lil Cal and Nepeta: become professional boxers
>> No. 668
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668
>>555
>>556
Welp
>> No. 669
>>666
>Non-robo Karkat: Bust in and make fun of Tavros and Tavrette because the only one that actually loves them are themselves.
>> No. 670
>Horrorterrors: Have a delightful tea party!
>> No. 671
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671
>>577
For some weird reason this is the hottest thing
>> No. 672
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>>582
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO PRANK NEPEGOD
>> No. 673
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673
>>593
Yes

Hell yes.

Hell.

Fucking.

Yes.
>> No. 674
>>673
>Dave: Outdo John. Not because you care, though. You're too cool for that.
>> No. 676
>the el leche signal: alert el leche, he knows what he must do
>> No. 677
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677
>>600
This is so fucking british


I don't feel like attempting another group shot so here have an Equius being SO FUCKING BRITISH
>> No. 679
>NepGod and JohnAngel: Enter a forbidden quadrant. FOR ROMANCE.
>> No. 683
>>677
British-sounding Equius is actually my headcanon. cx
>Equius: break teacup
>> No. 685
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>>605
Oh, uh hey.... Hey there, Cal...


Animated 100th update!
Yaaaaay!

>> No. 687
>>685
Animated...?OH FUCK.
>> No. 688
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688
>>609
YEAH!
>> No. 689
>>688
>Trolltron: Topple over due to GRAVITY.
>> No. 690
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690
>>610
>>612
And Rose gets to second base

Giggity
>> No. 691
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>>612
You're really getting into this, aren't you?
>> No. 692
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>>613
>>617
Rose is kidnapped by Vriska!
>> No. 694
>>692
Kanaya: Be the Night. Be Battroll. Save your woman!
>> No. 695
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>>629
Eridan's chin is now much left clefted, and is now smooth like a human baby's bottom.
>> No. 696
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>>660
For a second, you are bro.

You switch around masks and glasses and shit.

Then you vanish.
>> No. 697
>>668
>EL LECHE: Trip bawls and started babbling how miraculous helmets are to Equius
>> No. 698
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698
>>667
I don't even know what's happening anymore.

Brb doing dishes and vacuuming.
>> No. 701
>>694
>Batman is too grimdark for your rainbow-drinking ideal lifestyle. Be Rainbow Battroll.
>> No. 704
>>666
>>671
Io I'm so homo for you right now just stop. Stop it.
(Never stop <3)

>Eridan: Become a trap. (But he's a boy so...Reverse trap?)
>Embrace your newfound feminine side. (Fairy costume optional.)
>> No. 705
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>>674
this shit is so fuckin ironic
>> No. 706
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>>676
It's the LECHE SIGNAL!

He knows what he must do.



Wait... what must he do?
>> No. 707
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707
>>679
A FORBIDDEN, GODLY ROMANCE BLOSSOMS
>> No. 708
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>>683
Same here, 'swhy i drew it.
D--> Curses
>> No. 709
>>706
He must play MATCHMAKER.

Anyone have any suggestions?
>> No. 710
>>707
I lol'ed hard at Nepeta's face
>> No. 711
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711
>>689
Oh fuuuuuck
>> No. 713
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713
>>694
>>701
You are the Rainbow that glistens in the Night
>> No. 715
>Vriska: See Rainbow Battroll from a mile away and abscond faster. Also realize your rocket boots would be a lot more convenient than this thing sticking shamefully out of your ass.
>> No. 716
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>>697
You are now Equius and you have no clue what this buffoon is rambling about.
>> No. 717
>Bro: Swap John's glasses with EL LECHE's mask
INSERT NEW NICKNAME FOR EGBERT HERE
>> No. 718
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>>713

>Rainbowdrinker Bat Troll: Hunt down Vriska and Rose. Then when you find them, do that thing from the end of the Batman The Animated Series opening animation where you narrow your eyes dramatically.
>> No. 719
>>717
>John: You are now the Hamburglar. Derp!
>> No. 720
>John: See Dave biting your style and challenge him to a prank-off with a slap to the face using an electric hand buzzer. Nobody can beat you at this. You are simply the best there is.
>> No. 721
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721
>>704
Eridan is now a trap.

Eridan has been wearing makeup and purple and a gay ass scarf all this time so I think s/he's already been embracing that feminine side.
>> No. 722
>>704
Also I am totes homo for you too <3
>> No. 723
>>721
Yeah, maybe he will have more luck to find a matesprit this time being a reverse trap and all
>> No. 725
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725
>>715
Yeah this is embarrassing..

FUCK IT'S THE RAINBOWBATROLL!

Time to get the hell outta dodge.
>> No. 726
>>706
>he must switch to the side of good and become
te sidekick of ranbw battroll or unit with the forces of evil and join "THE BLUH!"
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727
>>717
Hahaha!
>> No. 728
Taking another break to shower, my ass needs a scrubbin'
>> No. 730
>Pickle Inspector: Have a gratuitous shower scene.
>> No. 731
>Readers: Ogle PI disconcertingly.
>> No. 732
>>725
>Kanaya: catch up. THREEWAY MAKEOUTS GO
>> No. 733
Next update is gonna take forever and be animated.

Please be patient.
>> No. 734
>Flighty Broads and their Snarky Horseshitometer: Just fucking implode at this horseshit. I mean god damn. Fucking flighty broads.
>> No. 741
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741
>>718
Buuuuh nuuhh nuuhh NUUUUUHHHH nuuhhhh nuuuhhhhh...
>> No. 742
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742
>>719
For a moment, you envision yourself as the HAMBURGLAR

Also you can't see shit!
>> No. 743
>>741

YES. YES. HELL. FUCKING. YES.
>> No. 744
>>743
That was always my FAVORITE part of the opening for that show
>> No. 745
>>741
Man. That would be so awesome if the follow-up wasn't more lesbian makeouts. Not that I can't appreciate a good lesbian makeout, but there's a time and a place.
>> No. 746
>>741
>>742
Those 2 just made my day
>> No. 747
>Rainbow BatKan: cut Vriska's line with one of your Kanarangs, I mean eyeliner applicators.
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748
>>720
That coolkid is stealing your thunder!

YOU MUST GET BACK AT HIM!


Bzzz!

There goes a sideburn!
>> No. 749
>John: Become the HAMBURGLAR while keeping your SEPRANKRITUDE
>> No. 750
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750
>>669
Whup forgot about a couple suggestions


Man, Karkat is a dick
>> No. 752
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752
>>670
This is one delightful teaparty.

And SO BRITISH
>> No. 754
> Godhead Pickle Inspecter: Fondly regard forbidden relatio- WAIT WHAT, fondly regard the fact that you will not deal with any other gods bullshit. Especially if they are a furry.
ALSO
>Godhead Pickle Inspecter: Turn Trolltron into its own entity separate from Robo Karkat, Aradia, and the Tavros' legs.
>> No. 756
> Tavroi: Impromptu slam poetry session! Gamzee can come too.
>> No. 757
>>756
>and Dave.
>> No. 758
Oh my god i did so many updates today including two animations I AM DONE FOR TONIGHT

Seeya guys tomorrow with more bullshit.
>> No. 759
>>748
Wow, I actually meant one of those things where you shake the other guy's hand and it gives them a shock. This is less of a classic prank, but it's also a hell of a lot funnier. XD
>> No. 761
>Jade: become relevant. Wonder why nobody is PAYING ATTENTION TO YOUUUUU!!!
>> No. 763
>>761
Jade: Clearly this Rainbow Battroll has to be stopped. Become Jade Harley Quinn!
>> No. 765
>>763
Oh my god FUCK YES
>> No. 766
>>Gamzee: Stop being El Leche. It is time to be The Joker.
>>Non-Robot Karkat: Get roped into being Robin.
>> No. 769
>>750
>Find the confidence to reverse-troll that sonovabitch. Remember that, despite making out with yourself(ves?) he is still sad and alone and his robot is getting more action than he is.
>> No. 781
>>769
> Tavroi: Also point out that Karkat hates his past and future selves, and his past and future selves hate his present self.
>> No. 785
>>707
NepGod and JohnAngel: Take things further, MUCH FURTHER.
>> No. 788
>>785

>aka go on a date to the furthest ring
>> No. 790
The artist is a huge lightweight and is currently drinking kahlua + milk.

She gets very tipsy very easily.

In fact, she i s concentrating very hard to type this correct.

SHoulg she try to update?

y/n
>> No. 791
>>790

yyyyyyyyyyy
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>>730
This is so fuckin hot
>> No. 793
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793
>>731
Oh yeah

you know you like it baby
>> No. 794
>>793

ohgod how did you know what i looked like
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795
>>732
And then all your drea same true
>> No. 796
>>795

sweetie please put the bottles down
>> No. 797
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>>795
lol jk that' just your imagination
>> No. 798
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>>734
Now that's a lot of snarky horseshit
>> No. 799
>MAGNIFICENT CLEFT: Bereft of home, start a private detective agency with STRONG TEARS
>> No. 800
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>>747
No one escapes from the rainbowbatrol
>> No. 801
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>>749
This is

just fucking awesaome
>> No. 803
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>>754
Nah

too much shit to draw
>> No. 805
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>>756
>>757
this is fucking embarrassing bro
>> No. 806
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>>761
Why the fuck is noone paying attention yo you??
>> No. 808
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808
>>763
And you were Jade Harley Quinn
>> No. 813
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>>766
This is getting amazing.

KARKAT HATES THIS
>> No. 815
also i am going to dinner
>> No. 817
Gamzee: Pump the Tavrosi full of lead, paralyzing them from the waist dowOH WAIT SOMEONE BEAT YOU TO IT, NEVER MIND. Slap them around with a trout instead
>> No. 825
Karkat: Start hitting on Jade under the guise of trying to be friends.
>> No. 830
>>817
>Pump them full of lead. Lead in PIE FORM. As in, feed them your delicious, nervous-system-paralyzing lead pies.
>> No. 835
>Jade Harley Quinn: attack Rainbow Battroll with your massive mallet just for lols
>> No. 840
>>Robin Karkat: Do something fucking constructive while everyone else is being stupid. Like actually rescue Rose.
>> No. 844
Everyone: Go to rescue Rose, and then fight for her affections.

Also is it just me or is this not bumping anymore.
>> No. 886
I think its autosaging now, yeah
>> No. 888
Since it appears to be autosaging i'll make a new thread when I make my next updoot.

I don't know when that will be because I am feeling very tired right now and I slept in late again. Bluuuhhhh.