> Tavros: Find your best bro Gamzee and see what he's doing for the holidays.
or
> Tavros: Find Terezi and discover what shes doing for her Jewgish holidays.

> Tavros: Find your best bro Gamzee and see what he's doing for the holidays.


Gamzee already told you all about what he was doing for the holidays; he strung LIGHTS all over his HIVE and would sometimes just stare at them.

>Tavros: join Gamzee in the light staring, to make it more fun make it into a contest

>Tavros : check to see if you're crippled.

>Tavros: join Gamzee in the light staring, to make it more fun make it into a contest

TO GAMZEES HIVE

> Gamzee: Realize you don't have a gift yet for your best buddy Tavros and need to make one before he arrives

>>2374
before he regains conciousness from that crash

>Terezi: Be the lonely Jewgish girl on 12th Perigree's Eve. Or order out for Troll Chinese, I don't know.

>>2378
>Vriska: Turn out to be Jewgish too.

>>2381
>Tavros: realize you are the only non-troll-jewgish person you know

>>2384
>Except for Equius who celebrates Kwanzgaa.

>>2374
>>2375
This

>Gamzee: Dress up as Santa Troll.

> Gamzee: Realize you don't have a gift yet for your best buddy Tavros and need to make one before he regains conciousness from that crash.


You are now GAMZEE MAKARA.

You were just staring at some motherfuckin perigee lights when suddenly your best bro Tavros crashed through your wall. You then remember that you haven't gotten a present for him yet. You should probably get him one before he regains consciousness.

What should the present be?

>>2403
Gamzee: Bake that motherfucker a pie.

> Gamzee: Bake that motherfucker a pie.

Only a friend as motherfuckin wicked as TAVROS is worthy of one of your sopor slime pies. You decide to make one for him.

>Gamzee: Realize you need to purchase for sopor slime. You don't have enough for the SWEET PARTY you and Tavros are going to have.

> Make the most amazing pie you can with your confectionery skills. Resist the urge to eat it.

> Fail.

>Tavros: Wake the fuck up; Control Bec to Teleport Jade to Gamzee's place; Party

> You are now the GHOSTLY HARBINGER.
> Aradia: Decend upon these two bromeos. Tell them they will be visited these three nights by the spirits of PREVIOUS PERIGEE, PRESENT PERIGEE and POSSIBLE PERRIGEE, to teach them a valuable lesson.
Big request, I know. Hope I'm not being greedy.

>Gamzee: give Aradia some pie too, it's rude to seclude geusts.

> Aradia: Decend upon these two bromeos. Tell them they will be visited these three nights by the spirits of PREVIOUS PERIGEE, PRESENT PERIGEE and POSSIBLE PERRIGEE, to teach them a valuable lesson.

You were just about to get some SOPOR SLIME when suddenly ARADIA appears out of nowhere. She says that you and TAVROS will be visited by the 3 spirits of PEREGREE'S EVE to teach you a valuable lesson.

>>2455
oh my god that is a beautiful picture/filename <3

>>2467
>Gamzee and Tavros: Flip the fuck out.

>>2467
>gamzee : Offer aradia a pie and make some extra pies for those bros

>>2467
Your Aradia is so adorable...

>Gamzee and Tavros: Flip the fuck out.

Since Tavros is currently unconscious, you decide to flip the fuck out alone.

>gamzee : Offer aradia a pie and make some extra pies for those bros

You offer Aradia a PIE and think that you should make PIES for the 3 spirits. You then proceed to do so.

>Tavros:Like gamzee flipped out while he was dream self asleep, you flip out while you're dreamself awake! go to sleeping dream self Gamzee and flip out while he sleeps

>Tavros:Like gamzee flipped out while he was dream self asleep, you flip out while you're dreamself awake! go to sleeping dream self Gamzee and flip out while he sleeps

You go to dream Gamzee's room and flip the fuck out while he sleeps.



((Sorry the last few pages have been in black and white, I've been lazy. Have some random thing I made out of boredom- http://www.swfcabin.com/open/1292285665 ))

>Tavros: borrow one of Gamzee's horns and and honk it right next to your ear. Maybe it will wake you up.

>[S] Tavros: Wake up.

>Tavros: borrow one of Gamzee's horns and and honk it right next to your ear. Maybe it will wake you up.

While flipping the fuck out you accidentally grab one of Gamzee's horns and honk it next to your ear.


HAWNK.

Man where are you

>Gamzee: dreamwakeup, making Tavros fell sad and alone

>Gamzee: fondly regard best bro.

I think perhaps you've misunderstood.

>First ghost: appear as Aradia when she was alive.

>Gamzee: Marvel at Tavros' new shirt. SO MUCH FASHIONS

>First Ghost: Be Tinkerbull.
>Second Ghost: Be Troll Hussie.
>Third Ghost: Be Death.

>Snow Miser: Bury Alternia in snow.

Suddenly a ghost of when Aradia was alive (or something) appears.

"i am the gh0st 0f previ0us perigee"

>Tavros: Ask Ghost of Previous Perigee is she wants to play Fiduspawn.

>Gamzee: Take a picture of this legitimate motherfuckin' miracle you're looking at. Ghosts, right? Miracles.

>Tavros: Ask how she can be alive if she is a ghost.

>Tavros: Look up the ghost's skirt.

>Aradia: be spooky.

>Tavros: Look up the ghost's skirt.

Tavros becomes unconscious again.

>>2561
>Aradia: are y0u 0k with this?

>>2562
>Aradia: Be okay with it.

Past Aradia: You are not dead yet, do not be okay with this.

>Gamzee: Check out the wicked shit that's goin' down.

>Aradia: Show them Previous Perigee.

>Aradia: Fondly regard Sopor Slime Pie

>Gamzee: Figure out how to brew Faygo via internets.

>Dream Tavros: Put up decorations in Dream Gamzee's room.

>Past Aradia: You are not dead yet, do not be okay with this.

You are not 0kay with this. N0t 0k at all.

>Gamzee: Take a picture of this legitimate motherfuckin' miracle you're looking at. Ghosts, right? Miracles.

Holy crap. A ghost. YOU MUST CAPTURE THIS MOMENT ON CAMERA.

>Aradia: Show them Previous Perigee.

Aradia teleports you to someone's past perigee celebration.

Whose is it?

>>2612
>Sollux's.

>>2613
>Aradia: Be excited to check on Sollux's past Perigee

>Karkat's last Perigree. This guy must have unbelievably shitty chirstmas.

>>2613
>>2627
I geuss they're having pedigree together.
>Karkat: Attempt to set up pedigree lights and fail horribly.
>Terezi: Laugh at his misfortune.

>Sollux's.
>Karkat's last Perigree. This guy must have unbelievably shitty chirstmas

You are now in the PAST standing in front of KARKAT'S house. Looks like KARKAT is horrible at putting up lights.

>>2744
>lights: start spraying up sparks everywhere

>Sollux: First, berate Karkat. Then, put up th lights yourself.
>Karkat: Use Lvl. 4 RAEG.
>Gamzee: Attempt to talk to Karkat and Sollux.
>Aradia: Provide Exposition.

>Past Crab-dad: Help Karkat with the lights
>Past Karkat: Flip the fuck out, you do not need your stupid dumb lusus' help!

>Crabdad: Get stuck in a ditch dragging the behemoth leaving back to the hive.

>Karkat: Ask Gamzee why the fuck he's here and to go away in a most polite manner.
>Gamzee: Ignore Karkat's request and stare amazed at the complexity of his lights.

You become mesmerized by the complexity of the lights. It sounds like Aradia is telling you some sort of lesson but you can barely hear it.

>Tavros dreamself: Forget the impure actions that caused you to lose conciousness.
>Aradia: Get pissed at Gamzee for looking at ALL DA COLUHS.

>Troll Ebenezer Scrooge: Kidnap past Aradia and take her to your mountain lair north of Who-ville.

>Vriska: Get Lanced.

>Tavros dreamself: Forget the impure actions that caused you to lose conciousness.

Tavros has now regained consciousness.

>Aradia: Get pissed at Gamzee for looking at ALL DA COLUHS.

Aradia gets really mad for some reason and teleports you somewhere else.

Where(when) is it?

>WHO-VILLE

>The offices of Team Sleuth

>The offices of Team Sleuth

You are now PROBLEM SLEUTH.

You were just about to go into your FORT when you feel that others are present. This cannot be true however, because you've been locked in your office alone for the past 12 hours.

>Gamzee: Stare at clown picture.
>Tavros: Watch PS.
>PS: Take out key and seek out ghosts.
>Aradia: Exposition!!!!

>Gamzee: Stick head through door and admire Ben Stiller bust.

>>2931
>PS: Summon (and incidentally hire) the Midnight Crew to show this rag-a-muffin piker who really holds the cards.

Oops not finished in time for Christmas and I'm lazy.
They died.
THE END

oh nooooo

>>3085
God fucking damn it Mellow!
Stop killing everybody halfway through an Adventure!

>>3090
I'm so sorry. ;A;