>LC: honk the horn!!

>>2609
LC: Honk the horn!!

> LC: On the way to bro fuck Dave's shit up because that's what you do

>>2615

>DS: Oh fuck not this ass clown again.
Quick grow some arms

>DS: Try to do some sort of cool upways flip over this conksucker
you failed horribly! You take 10 damage from that harsh papping!

>LC: HEE HOO HOO HAA HAA

>>2619

>>2619

>>2618

>>2623
Oh my god the horror.
>LC: Go back to your crib and chill with your Bro.

LC: go home and chill with bro
TO THE EXTREME
ok what will you do with bro now?

>>2625
> You and bro decide to ADMIRE DEM SMUPPET BUTTS

>>2628
That's right! and guess who Santa is!

Oh God, I bet it's Lil'Cal drawing all this...
>LC: Slap dat muppet ass.

>>2629

>>2632
>HOO HOO HOO HEE HAA HAA HAA HOO HOO

>>2630
>Slap dat muppet ass.

>LC: shit. lets be santa

>>2636

Since lil Cal is santa n' all, whoever replies to this first gets this box, and gets to decide what's in the box.
AFTER ALL, IT'S ALMOST X-MAS

> MIRACLES. MIRACLES ARE IN THE BOX.

>Gamzee: Steal the miracles! You are now the Grinch.

>>2648

AND THAT DAY A MIRACLE HAPPENED,
IT SNOWED IN THE LAND OF HEAT AND CLOCKWORK
so i guess you get snow lol

>>2652
>Dave n' Gamzee: TASTE THE SNOW

>>2655

>>2656
NO OH GOG IT'S SPRINKED WITH SMUPPETSDS

>>2657
>Dave: Recoil in HORROR.

>>2658
>Dave: Recoil in HORROR.

>>2649
Gamzee: Become Grinch who stole Bluhmas

>Gamzee: Get this homie to chill the fuck down and slam a fucking faygo.

>Dave: Think happy thoughts.

>>2664

>>2664
>Dave Strider: Think happy thoughts
Dave thought of shitty clip art!
HE IS NOW READY TO GODDAMN ROCK

>>2667
Team up with Gamzee and take down Cal Claus for giving you such a shitty miracle.

>>2668
>Dave Strider: Fuck man comeon we have to get that fucking piece of garbage WE HAVE TO MAN
>Gamzee Makara: fuck man ok i guess chill the fuck down

>Cal Clause: This is bad, make preparations hehehehehehhohoohohohehehehehehohohohhaahaaa

>>2667
Wow I wanna know what's happening in that middle righthand one.

>Gamzee: Alchemize Dave with Clubs.
>Dave: Level grind.
>Cal: Deliver more mIrAcLeS.

>>2675

>>2676

To Alchemize Dave with Clubs, you'll need his captcha code.

Gamzee: Where's the captcha code on this thing anyway jeez
Dave: gtfo get your grabby hands outta here chump

Dave: I don't have time for you to be all up in my kool-aid 'cuz I gotta grind all these levels
Dave: real pain in the ass

What's this?

!!!

>Dave: Don't stop until you get enough levels to kick Cal's ass.
>Gamzee: Alchemize! NOW!

>>2690

They're beautiful
Live is beautiful

>Gamzee: Test out the badassery of your new clubs.

>Dave: Don't stop until you get enough levels to kick Cal's ass

You've got yourself some ridiculous levels now.
Seriously.
Those monsters would probably die if you just looked at them funny.

BUT WILL IT BE ENOUGH?

>Cal Clause: Ride in your bitchin' sleigh and find the next person to give a miracle to

>>2695

>>2692

Gamzee: alright time to be gettin my motherfucking club all up on here

>Cal: deploy smuppets to all the good little boys and girls and men and women and trolls.
>Dave: Look at them funny.

>>2698

The power in these clubs causes you to do a FUCKIN PIROUETTE while holding onto the handle.
or something.

Wow! Just what you didn't need on Xmas!
A Green Smuppet!
That's.... kinda creepy

>>2699

THERE IT IS
"MAGNUM"!

>>2703

My god.

Green Smuppet: Sexy pose to John!Maybe that will make him like you more.

yayyy! You got a Pink smuppet for Xmas!
Though you're not sure why...

D-->Oh my.

>>2706
>John Egbert: OH SMUPPET

>>2700
That's a motherfucking miracle right there!
>Gamzee: Strike with the other Dave-club.

>>2720

>Gamzee: C'mon man. Pop a pap in his ass already.

>>2751
RUDEBRAZEN AND BIZNASTY
> Gamzee: go do your thang RUDEBRAZEN AND BIZNASTY

>>2757

>>2751
RUDEBRAZEN AND BIZNASTY FUCKING PIROUETTED OFF THEIR FUCKING BAD SELVES CAUSING MASSIVE PAPPAGE AND DEVESTATION TO ALL OF THE IMPS.
Oh fuck what now

>Gamzee: Retrieve clubs.

kill some motherfuckers