A young troll stands in his respiteblock. It just so happens that today is the day your friends have warned you of for almost an entire sweep.
But you think everything will be ok. You have avoided the eye of the imperial guards for your whole life despite the freakish mutant sludge that dances through your veins, and you've got friends who've survived pretty major injuries! Honestly you have a lot of hope.

If it is not clear already, your name is TAVROS NITRAM. And today is a very important day, even if you do not know it yet.

>>2718
>Retrieve arms from pockets.

>>2719
You're actually not completely sure what's in there...

>>2721
Wait! You found something!

It's your lance!


How did you not notice that was in there???

Ok, I'm done for the night. See you tomorrow!

This is going to be adorable and sad isn't it?

>f5f5f5f5f5f5f5

>Tavros: Play games for girls.

>>2726
>Animated (but only a little!)
You'd love to play ANY games, but there are not many Alternian games that do not have a potential for bloodshed.
You'd love to try FLARPing, but you know exactly how it would go - you've been over the scenario countless times in your head every time the urge strikes you (and it often does). You'd team up with a low blooded troll, someone who is looking for a companion who cares not for the blood spectrum that haunts your society. In a grave misadventure, his hand slips on his blade and he makes a thin cut through your shirt, revealing your unusual and disgusting blood! Before they can even say a word the brood is after you, chasing you from one end of the planet to the other. It culminates in your capture, and ultimately your body is kept by the Empire as an example. The trolls that ensnared you shake hands and go out for drinks. They make fun of you all night long.

You've been over it countless times.

>>2727
There's actually a lot of neat stuff you wish you could do but you can't because of your blood.

It kind of blows.

>Look for lusus.

>Tavros: Check computer.

>Tavros: play POKEMON, as that is safe

>Tavros: Imagine yourself as the highest-blooded Troll, allowing you to do all kinds of neat stuff. Just for fun, though.

>Get your head out of the dumps! Why don't you talk to one of your friends to cheer you up?

>>2737
>Play Fiduspawn, that is safe, right?

THIS IS SO CUTE AND STYLISH and I love where it's going. it's like a double AU all across the sky. I've never thought of Tavros as a redblood!

man lately the /adv/ board is like Tavros town

>>2764
Fiduspawn is the coolest game you can think of.
Stylish.
Powerful.

The only thing standing between you and total domination of your peers is your lack of ability to commune with wildlife - you'd need fancy brown blood for that.

You'd give your legs to be able to participate in such a wicked sweet game! Your brown blooded friend doesn't know what she's missing!

>>2740
Well, it looks like two of your friends are pestering you!
Which do you respond to first?

>Tavros: Go talk to that green-blooded Scorpio girl.

>Ponder how you can fit a hoodie over your huge horns

>>2791
You grab your husktop and hunker down next to your desk.
You figure you'd better deal with the Scorpio first - she is not known for her patience.

>>2797
>Animated!
As you prepare for the surely taxing job of dealing with her, your mind freezes for a moment, and your finger slips.

>[AT] began trolling [AA]

>>2798
>Gamzee: OoPs SoRrY mY bEsT bRo, My MiNd MuStA wAnDeReD aNd ReAcHeD yOuRs HoNk :o)

>Nepeta: Get this redblood to RP with you. That is a fun and safe thing to do.

good author
best adventure
BUUUUUMP

AA: s0
AA: t0day is the day!
AT: YEAH, UH, I GUESS,
AA: have y0u decided which team has y0ur supp0rt?
AT: UH, NOT REALLY,,,
AA: thats 0k
AA: picking sides w0uld 0nly make it w0rse
AT: I'M HOPING EVERYONE ELSE IS AS, UH, UNDERSTANDING,
AA: as l0ng as y0u stay alert
AA: y0u sh0uld be able t0 stay 0ut 0f tr0uble
AT: I THINK I CAN DO IT,
AT: OUR FRIENDS ARE GETTING AWFUL, UH, RILED UP OVER THIS,
AT: BUT IF I JUST MAKE SURE THEY UNDERSTAND WHY I, UH,
AT: CHOOSE TO NOT PICK SIDES,
AT: I CAN HELP THEM, UH, SETTLE THIS?
AA: thats the idea!
AA: keep y0ur 0ptimism handy, it will be y0ur best defense!
AA: YEAH, I GUESS
AA: i hope thats en0ugh to calm the raging tempers
AA: there seem t0 be 0ther f0rces at play as well
AA: things im n0t sure i understand
AT: ME NEITHER,,,
AT: BUT I KNOW IT WILL WORK OUT, UH,
AT: IN THE END }:D
AA: i think it will t00
AA: i just wanted t0 make sure y0ure ready
AT: I THINK I'LL BE FINE
AA: alright then
AA: if y0u need me, y0u kn0w h0w t0 c0ntact me
AA: g00d luck tavr0s!
AT: OK,
AT: TELL KARKAT I SAY HI, I GUESS

>[AA] ceased trolling [AT]

>>2805
Well that wasn't so bad!
Why do you have the niggling memory of dreading a conversation? Every interaction with Aradia is pleasant.

>>2808
>Animated!

>[AT] began trolling [AG]

>>2800

Nepeta would LOVE to roleplay! But right now she's a little busy. Maybe later.

>Vriska: Get trolled.

:0c !!!
This looks cool.

>>2816
Yes it does.

>>2809
AG: Hey Tavros!
AG: Tavros?
AG: C'mon!
AG: Tavros Do Not Make Me Come Over There!
AG: You Know I Will!!!
>[AT] began trolling [AG]
AT: OH, UH,,,
AT: HI VRISKA
AG: Geeze, What Took So Long???
AG: It's Not Like You Have Any Other Irons In The Fire To Deal With.
AG: You're Entirely Too BORING For That!
AG: You Are Really Lucky I'm Taking The Time Out Of My Busy Schedule Today To Even Talk To You.
AT: OK,
AT: THANKS, I GUESS,
AG: Anyways, Down To Business…
AG: Which Team Are You Playing For? My Team Or The Horrible Awful Team Full Of Grubs And Losers?
AT: I, UH, HAVE DECIDED TO, UH,
AT: REMAIN NUETRAL,
AT: BECAUSE,
AT: I DON'T THINK THIS IS MY BUSINESS,
AT: REALLY,
AG: Really Tavros?
AG: That's Really Mature Of You! I Admire Your Choice.
AT: REALLY?
AG: Of Course Not!
AG: Your Just Picking The Easy Way Out Because You're Scared!
AG: Not That That's A Surprise To Me, Tavros Is Always The Coward!
AT: I, UH,
AT: I GUESS I CAN BE OK WITH THAT,,,
AG: Well, If That's Going To Be The Case, You're Going To Have To Earn It!
AT: EARN WHAT?
AG: Well You Can't Duck Out Of This Game Without Playing For A Bit. That Would Be Unfair To The Rest Of The Team!
AG: That Makes Sense, Doesn't It?
AT: NOT, UH, IN THIS CONTEXT,
AG: You'll See, It'll All Make Sense!
AG: Give Me A Minute!
>[AG] is now an idle troll.
AT: OK,
>[AG] is online.
AG: Sorry About That!
AG: That Took A Little Longer Than I Thought It Would.
AT: OH, UH,
AT: WHAT DID YOU DO?
AG: Well, Tavros! That Should Be A Challenge Fit For You!
AT: UH,
AT: WHAT,
AG: Look Outside! I Can't Wait To Hear What You Think Of It!
AT: OK,
AT: I'LL GO LOOK OUTSIDE, THEN,
AT: BYE,
>[AT] ceased trolling [AG]

>Tavros: Look outside.

>Tavros: Retrieve armor and armaments before checking.

>>2830
>Animated!
That's not a bad idea! You grab your lance off the floor where you dropped it.

You love your lance. It may be huge and cumbersome, but if you want to join the ranks of the fearsome CAVALREAPERS, you have to get strong!

With this thing ready, you can take on anything!

>>2829
You look outside.
Funny, you don't see--

Wait.
What's that.

>>2856
A figure approaches.

>>2857

That looks all sorts of bad.

>>2858
You make the decision that optimism can wait and that absconding would probably be best.

>>2860
>Animated!

Luckily for you, a second neutral party has your best interests in mind, even if you do not know it.

Anyways, looks like you will be busy for a while. Better move on to someone else.

>Tavros: Abscond for all your perfectly functional legs are worth!

>Abscond. You can find a shield when somebody isn't trying to kill you.

>Be the angry sea troll.

>>2868
>Animated!

Yeah sure.
He's not doing anything important.

>>2869
Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you are bored as shit.
Today was supposed to be the big day! The day where everything goes to shit. The asshole party of idiots you call friends have been raving about it for almost an entire sweep and so far nothing has happened! No one has even trolled you! This is complete bullshit.

It may be time to take this into your own hands.
What do you do?

>>2872
purple karkat has the potential to be the best karkat
> Karkat: Troll your kismesis.
pleeeease let it be red tholluckth... unless of course he's dead

>>2872
>Karkat: Head out and orphan some children.

>>2874

Thiiissss.

>>2872
>Karkat:Fawn over Aradia, remember she's your moirail, aww

>>2874
While that sounds like it would make you feel better, you would never associate with the act of murdering lusii, on the off chance it would benefit your neighbor.

God, you hate that pink blooded sack of hippie shit. You can't wait until you dethrone her and take your rightful place at the top of the blood chain. There's no way that stupid bitch could end up ruling the entire planet - not with you around! You were meant for greatness, and she's the only thing standing in the way of your galaxy ruling hand gripping the entire universe by the neck.

How does she even wear make up underwater??? IT MAKES NO DAMN SENSE!

>>2879
GET.

OUT.

>Karkat: Write some ~ath code to off that pink blooded sack of hippie shit in the event you unexpectedly die, which of course will never happen because you are the greatest.

>Karkat: Contact somebody who will bow before you, and get him/her to explain the lack of dying trolls.

>>2880
> Befriend hippie sack of shit, wait for opportune moment to stab her in the back.

>>2888
it's only civvil

>Karkat: Troll one of your shitty friends, and-slash-or see if any of them are trying to troll you.

>>2888
>>2885
>Animated!
Fabulous ideas, really.
Top notch.
10/10
Did you hear that everybody? All of your problems are solved. Thank goodness you didn't spend sweeps upon sweeps conspir-- OH FUCK TENTACLE MOM.

You're not 3 or something.
You've thought about this before.

>>2890
Not a fucking peep. No one has contacted you all morning. But like you said before, the time for waiting is over. Which of your friends do you yell at first?

>Karkat: Contact Eridan

>>2900
>Animated!

That's not a bad idea. That racist nook-sucker will be eating out of the palm of your hand by the time you--

Your mind freezes for a moment, and your hand slips.

>[CG] began trolling [AG]

OH MAN I am swooning over this adventure! Good concept, good characterization, funny and intriguing dialogue, regularly animated panels, cute stylization, good quality art...Damn. I am hooked aaand totally excited for an update! +1 fan and (from now on) regular follower of Bloodswap Adventure. :D

>>2905
Oh dang, I probably should give it a better name, huh?

>>2906
Bloodswapped?
Bloodfuckery?
The Most Confused Rainbow?

Gamzee what what what are you doing?


Never stop this. It is adoramazing. :33
ALL HAIL PURPLE KARKAT! PURPLEKAT!

karple.
anyway.

====>

>>2902
Well, might as well finish what you've started.

>[CG] began trolling [AG]
CG: SO I GUESS TODAY IS FINALLY THE DAY YOU FUCK EVERYTHING UP.
CG: YOU'VE BEEN SHITTIN YOUR PANTS OVER THIS FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG, SO CONGRATULATIONS.
AG: Uuuuuuuurg. I Do Not Have Time To Deal With You! Not Today!
CG: I WAS JUST WONDERING, BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN HYPIN THIS DAY UP PRETTY GOOD, WHEN SOMETHING WOULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN?
AG: Fuck You! I'm Busy!
CG: OF COURSE, OUR FAVORITE SOCIOPATH IS UP TO HER FANGS IN THE USUAL CAGEY BULLSHIT. HOW INCONSIDERATE OF ME TO INTERRUPT.
AG: Gamzee Said You Would Be Useless In Our Plans, But He Didn't Say You'd Be Such A Pain!
CG: USELESS?
CG: FUCK THAT CLOWN, HE WOULDN'T KNOW USEFUL IF IT BIT HIM IN THE COMICALLY LARGE SHOE.
AG: Oooooh? Have I Found A Chink In The Armor Of Our Favorite High Blood?
AG: Don't Get Your Cape In A Bunch, Karkat. Not Everyone Can Be As Fabulously Important As Me!
CG: OH, PLEASE DON'T MIND ME. IF DESTINY HAS CHOSEN THE SMUG BITCH TO RUIN EVERYONE'S LIVES TODAY, THEN DON'T LET ME RUIN THE FUN.
CG: JUST GIVE ME A SECOND TO STEP OUT OF THE WAY.
CG: LET ME PICK UP MY CAPE BEHIND ME SO YOU DON'T TRIP.
CG: IF YOU THINK I'M JUST GOING TO SIT HERE WHILE YOU AND THAT MAKE-UP CAKED ASSHOLE SHIT ALL OVER THIS PLANET THEN YOU'RE DUMBER THAN I ORIGINALLY THOUGHT.
CG: YOU'RE JUST OUT DOIN EXPECTATIONS RIGHT AND LEFT.
AG: Oh Vantas. You Say That Like Everything Hasn't Already Been Dropped Into Place.
AG: A Second Banana Like You Couldn't Change Anything, Even If You Wanted To.
CG: A SECOND WHAT?
AG: You're Second Eeeeeverything! It's Pitifully Hilarious!
AG: First You're Born With The Second Best Blood, Then You're The Second Best At Coding, And You Have The Second Smallest Horns Of Anyone I Know!
AG: First Smallest If You Don't Count His Second Set.
AG: The Only Thing You're The Best At Is Picking The Worst Movies!
CG: FUCK YOU, MY MOVIES FUCKIN RULE. A LAND-LOCKED SLOB LIKE YOU COULD NEVER APPRECIATE THE SOCIAL NUANCES AND EMOTIONAL COMPLEXITY.
CG: ALSO MY HORNS TOTALLY FUCKING RULE, SHUT UP.
AG: Hahahahaha! Whatever, I Have Bigger Fish To Fry.
AG: Both Figuratively And Literally!
CG: FUCK, EVEN ARADIA IS IN ON THIS?
AG: Awww, Poor Karkat Isn't Getting Enough Attention. The Poor Grub…
CG: WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOIN? I HARDLY UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE TO DO WITH ARADIA. SHE FUCKIN HATES YOU!
AG: You'll Sssssee!
CG: FUCK YOU! AS IF I'M GOING TO SIT AROUND HERE AND WAIT.
CG: I'M GOING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE UP TO, AND THEN I'M GOING TO RUIN YOUR PLANS.
CG: LIKE A GRUB BUILDING SAND CASTLES ON THE BEACH.
CG: AND THEN A BIG STRONG THRESHECUTIONER COMES ALONG, AND HE PREPARES TO KILL THAT GRUB, RIGHT THERE ON THE BEACH, IN COLD BLOOD.
CG: AND THEN A FUCKIN TIDAL WAVE CRASHES ONTO THE SHORE LIKE YOU ONTO AN ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET, KILLIN THEM BOTH INSTANTLY.
CG: I'M THE TIDAL WAVE.
CG: IT'S ME.
AG: Yawn.
AG: You're Wasting My Time.
AG: Have Fun, Karkat!
>[AG] ceased trolling [CG]

>>2912
>Animated! (the last one was too, forgot to say)

You are so angry you might shit a tornado.

Who does that girl thi--

Oh right. You were going to troll that racist slop festival. Seems a bit pointless now.

Or...
You have an idea.

>[CG] began trolling [CA]

CG: HEY, FUCKSTICK.
CA: Wwhat do you wwant?
CG: I HAVE A PROPOSAL FOR YOU.
CA: That's a bit…straight forward, but ok.
CA: Wwhat quadrent?
CG: EW WHAT NO.
CG: I MEANT A BUSINESS PROPOSAL.
CA: Oh.
CA: Do not wwaste my time, I have guests.
CG: OH, I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR LAND DWELLIN SHIT FIESTA. I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE BUSY.
CG: ALLOW ME TO POST PONE THIS CONVERSATION TO RIGHT NOW.
CA: Fine, wwhat the fuck do you wwant, you stupid wwaterlogged piece of trash.
CG: EVEN A FILTHY DIRT STAINED GRUB LIKE YOU KNOWS WHAT TODAY IS.
CA: Yeah, these fucking assholes in my house will not stop spewwing all this claptrap about fate and destiny and other hogwwash about it.
CA: Do not tell me that even our UPSTANDING ARISTOCRACY is full of this garbage.
CG: I JUST HAVE ONE QUESTION:
CG: DO YOU KNOW WHAT VRISKA IS UP TO?
CA: Man, I barely understand wwhat the other team is doing, and they're right in front of me. Just a load of wires and sweat and swearing.
CG: THEN A BETTER QUESTION WOULD BE DO YOU TRUST VRISKA?
CA: About as far as I could throww her.
CG: THAT DOESN'T REASSURE ME.
CA: I do not trust her, that is to say.
CA: Not anymore, at least.
CG: BOOHOO ERIDAN HAS ROMANCE TROUBLES. HOW SURPRISIN.
CA: Shut up.
CG: ANYWAYS, FORGETTIN YOUR PATHETIC ATTEMPTS IN MAINTAININ RELATIONSHIPS OF ANY QUADRANT, WE SHOULD TEAM UP.
CG: FIND OUT WHAT SHE'S DOIN.
CG: WE'D BE JUMPIN STRAIGHT OUT OF A MOVIE - LAND DWELLER AND SEA DWELLER, WORKIN TOGETHER.
CA: I may not have specified, but I do not trust you very much either.
CA: I could never trust a sea dwweller not to double cross me at the last moment.
CA: Your entire race is full of nothing but self righteous sea hags and their brinesucking associates.
CA: If Vvriska had not done a swwan dive head first off the sanity train you wwould all be dead by noww.
CG: ERIDAN, HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DEFEAT VRISKA IF YOU RECOIL FROM MY OLIVE BRANCH AS IF I AM SHAKING A BOVINE PHALLUS IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION?
CA: My guest may enjoy that, but you will not impress me with your sudden change of heart.
CG: IT'S NOT LIKE YOUR ASSHOLE PARADE WILL BE ABLE TO MAKE MUCH HEADWAY WITHOUT THE RESOURCES OF A HIGHBLOOD.
CG: I CAN GIVE YOU THE RESOURCES; YOU CAN GIVE ME THE MANPOWER.
CA: Wwe are doing fine wwithout your help, thank you.
CG: FINE. WHEN YOU ALL END UP DEAD DON'T COME CRYING TO ME.
CA: Deal ww it, nerd.
>[CA] ceased trolling [CG]

>[CA] began trolling [CG]
CA: Also, Nepeta says hi.
>[CA] ceased trolling [CG]

>>2917
That was a pretty poor attempt at diplomacy, even by your standards. That's what you get for being an enormous ass all the time.

Shame, you and Eridan could have formed the STRONGEST team.

Your two options seem to be contacting someone else from their shit fiesta, or attempting to forge an alliance with another troll.

>Karkat: Troll the one who knows their place on the hemospectrum.

>>2919
>And try not to be creeped out on how he seems to get off on your commands.

>Eridan: Deal with your visitors.

>Karkat: If you can't get manpower, you can try for mindpower. Contact Terezi.

>Eridan: Chew out your guest.

>>2968
Oh fuck, I think I want to marry this Eridan.

Oh geez, an adventure with regular updates= heart captured!! <3 Especially when the adventure is so terrific!

>>2968
gog DAAAAAAAAMN

Dat Eridan... Lolling so hard.
I LOVE THIS FANVENTURE!

>>2975
Equius and Nepeta: SCRAMBLE TO FIX THE CASTLE IN ANY WAY POSSIBLE, GO GO GO

bunp

>Nepeta: THE RED WIRE CUT THE RED WIRE

OK I JUST DELETED A MILLION POSTS BECAUSE I MADE A MISTAKE BUT DON'T WORRY

DON'T
WORRY

>>2946
She would be a good tool, but you could never trust her not to do something crazy, like rip your arm off or blind you in one eye.

Doesn't matter anyway, she's not online. A lot of these assholes aren't around today - even that lame gothy chick is offline.

A loud NAK notifies you that a chump has just logged in.

Christ, not this douchebag.

>>2959

That should keep him busy for a while.

Where to next?

>>2921

That's probably a good idea.

What kind of hosts would leave his guests unattended?

>>2961
Oh shit!

You can't trust that low blood TRASH with any--

I MEAN uh...a fellow member of the righteous and noble land dwelling class who's hand must have--

oh fuck it, they fucking blew up your castle.

>>2963
>Animated

Your name is ERIDAN AMPORA.

And they just fucking blew up your castle.

>>2995
ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit

>>2996
Sssssssshit.

>>2997
>animated!
HURRY HURRY I CAN'T SEE A DAMN THING AHHHH SWEET TROLL JEGUS HE'S COMING

>>2998
You kick open the door with your NAME IS ERIDAN AMPORA AND YOU DO WHAT YOU WANT.

Of course you could have probably breathed on the door and knocked it loose of its hinges, but where's suspense in that?

>Equius and Nepeta: Turn around slowly with "._."
faces.

>Guests: Disguise selves as robots and robots as selves.

>Guests: Commence bootlicking.

>>3002

You fail miserably.

>Equius and Nepeta: Cry and beg for forgiveness.

Eridan: Feel incredibly guilty because look at these two lowerbloods, they're adorable! And you're making them cry! Seriously, you might as well strangle a kitten or punch a lesser fanged beast pup while you're at it.

>Eridan: Kick'em out.

> Equius and Nepeta: Cry deeply (Like a guest)

>>3020

NOOOOOOO

MERCYYYYY

>>3024
Oh hold on someone's trolling you.

Equius & Nepeta: Run/wheel like the dickens while he's distracted.

>>3030
> Equius: There's no time to get the wheelchair. Just pick her up and get the fuck out of there.

> Equius: Fail to pick her up because you are just a wimpy nerd.

>>3032
And he ain't blind for nothing!
Better run into a few things while you're at it.

>>3032
Ahahahaha yes.

Started a thread in art for the misc. art I do for this adventure.

The next log may take a little, so you might see some more stuff pop up there.

>Guests: GETOUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

In other words,

>Equius: Pick up Nepeta
>Nepeta: Direct Equius where to go.

Eridan: Punish these lower bloods by stealing Equius's walking cane and Nepeta's wheelchair

>Guests: Plead with Eridan's lusus for help.

BUNNNNNNNNNN... .. .....p/?

I was gone skiing.

>>3025
>[CC] began trolling [CA]

CC: )(ello Eridan.
CC: W)(ere do you find yourself on this dark day?
CA: Oh.
CA: Hey Fef.
CC: Indeed.
CC: Sig)(.
CA: Wwhat's up?
CC: Hm.
CC: Hmmmm.
CA: I am wwondering if you can forego the exaggerated emotional theatrics for once and actually tell me wwhat's on your mind.
CC: I wouldn't say t)(at there's anything on my mind…
CC: Life is just kind of dull and uninteresting.
CC: Maybe I'm depressed.
CA: Fef you are so bad at this.
CA: You are not joshing nobody.
CC: I'm just trying to embrace my inner darkness, GEEZE ERIDAN.
CC: 3:(
CC: You don't understand )(ow )(ard it is to be me.
CC: My lusus )(ates me and my birds )(ate me.
CC: Everyone )(ates me.
CC: No one )(as pestered me all morning!
CA: Fef, stuff your protein chute for a sec.
CA: Firstly you are invisible. No one knows you are online.
CC: …o)(.
>[CC] is now online.
CC: I'm suc)( a bird brain sometimes!
CA: Secondly your blood is fucking indigo.
CA: You practically havve the wworld handed to you on a silvver platter.
CC: W)(o cares w)(at color my blood is if my soul is black?
CC: My )(eart drips dark wit)( t)(e tears of fallen angels.
CC: AAAAAUG)(!
CA: That wwas horrible, evven by your standards.
CC: No, one of t)(ese c)(irping plague carriers got loose!
CC: Give me a minute!
>[CC] is now an idle troll.

>>3408

Hey, what are these assholes doing?

>Equius: Smell-o-vision your way out but first accidentaly lick a wall.

>>3414

Eh, nothing important.

Looks like Feferi is back, though.

>Equius&Nepeta: Fall into more breakable things, causing a huge ruckus.

>Spidermom: Be disturbed by all of the noise. You are now hungry.

> Eridan: Be Tavros

Eridan: Be the most important character.

>Be Vriska. Actually, no, let's not be Vriska. Let's be Sollux.

>>3492
Sollux: Be Clubs Deuce

>>3453

Well, I don't see why not.
It's as good a time as any.

>>3514

You approach a different region of Alternia.

From your position you can see clusters of communal hivestems, as well as some nearby wreckage.

Where do you go?

Investigate the wreckage. There's bound to be something interesting.

>>3520

You approach the wreck.

It is clear this hive has been abandoned for a long time.
You draw your lance as you get near.

>>3524

NO DONT

>>3524

You jiggle the doorknob.

The hive is locked, or the door is jammed somehow.

>>3526
You decide to take a look through the window.

>>3528

Scream like a little wiggler.

>Find an unlocked entrance so you can use the wreckage as a temporary retreat.

well who cares what's in there anyway

who is this asshole

>>3616
whoa she woke up

who cares

>>3617
Your name is CHEAP

You just woke up from your usual healthy night of sleep from 6 am to 3 pm. What do you do?

>>3618
> Examine mysterious line.

Oh, that's where you keep your computer!

>>3619
>Update your adventure

That sounds like a lot of fun! You would love to.

>>3620

>>3621
What was that?

>>3622
>Turn around

Huh? You don't see anythin--

>>3623
WHUMP

http://www.formspring.me/ohgeezers

In case you have questions or something in the upcoming weeks of inevitable silence.

gonna be honest this might be my favorite alternate interpretation of Equius and Nepeta ever

>>3978
I have to agree with this.

Yes, I hope this continues.

>>3528

Jegus, what happened in there?

>>4449
Questionable yellow goo coats the walls. Dead bees scatter the floor. From your position you can see some wires and a game grub, but you can't see where the wires lead nor what game the grub is prepared to lay.

While most of the goop looks crusted and aged, there is a set of relatively new foot prints leading towards the origin of the wires.

Lick the mustard

>Tavros: Follow the footprints, of course.

>>4464
Even your heartiest attempts at phasing through the window and into the hive are coming up null.

You must find another way in to interact with the contents of the hive.

>Break window with lance and go inside

>>4475
You prepare your lance and get some distance.

>>4476
Well, here goes nothing!

>>4477
Whup.

>>4478

>>4479
Well that could have gone better.

You mean, it could have gone way worse, but there were other more optimal results that could have been achieved with that.

>>4480
Looks like you only managed to crack one of the panes.

Either you're not strong enough or your lance is a flimsy piece of shit.
Probably both.

pfft, so cute.

> Knock on the window, maybe the person who made the new footprints are still there?

Hide that blood!

>Tavros: Dude, check the door.

>>4485
Blood? What bl-- oh.

Well fart cakes.

>>4495
You rifle through your pocket modus.

>>4496
You can never find what you need in this damn thing when you have an emergency!

>>4497
You found it! Your first aid kit.
It was a gift from your friend who worries a lot. She was so nice.

>>4484
After you clean yourself up and bandage your cut, you bang on the window.

Huh. No response. You guess the foot prints weren't that recent after all.

>>4499

Meanwhile, within the hive and out of sight, a beast awakens.

>Look, there's a sickly lusus inside of there. Go get a rock and get to saving it, apparently it's troll is either abusive or in trouble

>Be Terezi Pyrope

Tavros: Be startled by Gamzee.

>>4597
Tavros: Be aroused by Gamzee.
Fixed.

>Sollux: Haunt

>Tavros: Get a closer look inside.

:o

This is fantastic! I hope to see more.

bump~

I love this adventure.

This is this only Bloodswap adventure that feels like Homesuck.

;_; thanks for the comments and stuff you guys!
Sorry about the lack of updates! Not only is the next update a pretty important pesterlog I'm afraid of screwing up, I'm busy as all heck! I should have more time in a week, but I'll try to get that pesterlog up this weekend :)
Again, thanks so much for reading!

Oh man, I am super excited to know this is still being updated! This is like my favourite thing.

omgomg you are still working on this!! that is the msot excellent news ever <3

please take your time, and thank you for updating us!

I will wait for this forever, because it is worth it <3

also, bunp because it makes me sad not seeing this on the main page

>>4597

AURG FUCK MY BLOOD IS PURPLE I SWEAR DON'T TOU--

Oh.
It's just your husktop.

>>6432

That was not one of your more elegant saves.
Regardless...

>[AT] began trolling [TC].

>>6433

TC: HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!!!
TC: GoOd OnE!
AT: OH, UM, HEY,
AT: UH, GOOD WHAT?
TC: hUh? Oh, SoRrY mY mOtHeRfUcKeR!
TC: gUeSs I zOnEd OuT fOr A sEcOnD tHeRe……..
TC: FuCkInG tImElInEs SpAcInG mE oUt LiKe A mOtHeRfUcK.
AT: OH, WELL, THAT IS NOT EVEN A THING,
AT: TO APOLOGIZE, ABOUT, I MEAN,
TC: aHaHaHaHaHaHaHaH, aLrIgHt!
AT: SO, TO WHAT, UH, DO I OWE THE PLEASURE,
TC: ThE pLaN, mY mAn!
AT: UM, MAYBE, ERR, YOU ARE, CONFUSED, AGAIN?
AT: I MEAN, WE HAVEN'T DISCUSSED A PLAN,
AT: RECENTLY, AT LEAST,
TC: 8rO, jUsT cAuSe YoU hAvEn'T hEaRd Of It DoN't MeAn It AiN't HaPpEnInG!
TC: mOtHeRfUcKeRs ArE tHrOwInG sHiT dOwN.
TC: cAn'T lEt My ChIlLeSt BrO gEt LeFt 8eHiNd!
AT: OH, WELL,
TC: I kNoW :o( hOnK
AT: UH,
AT: KNOW WHAT,
TC: cHiLl, My MoThErFuCkEr.
TC: LeT's JuSt GeT yOu FuCkInG sQuArEd AwAy RiGhT nOw.
AT: ALRIGHT,
AT: WHAT, UH, DOES THAT ENTAIL, REALLY,
TC: YoU jUsT gOt To LoOk In FrOnT oF yOu AnD tHiNk
TC: "WhAt'S tHiS mOtHeRfUcKeR eVeN dOiNg"
AT: OK, I WILL TRY TO, UM, THINK DIFFERENTLY, I GUESS,
AT: I AM STILL NOT SURE, IF I, UH, UNDERSTAND,
TC: 8rO, wE aLl GoT a LoT oF mOtHeRfUcKiNg 8aLlS iN tHe AiR.
TC: yOu GoTtA lEt SoMe Of tHeM dRoP sOmEtImEs.
AT: GAMZEE, UH, YOU'RE NOT MAKING A LOT OF, UHH,
AT: SENSE, I MEAN
AT: IN THIS,
AT: TIMELINE, AT LEAST,
AT: MAYBE LATER, UM, YOU WILL, UHH,
TC: ShUt Up.
AT: UH,

>>6434

TC: I sAiD mOtHeRfUcKiNg ShUt Up.
AT: IS, UH, SOMETHING, NOT OK,
AT: }:(
TC: FuUuUuUuUcK, mY mAn……..ThAt WaS nOt CoOl :o( SoRrY.
TC: JuSt TaKe My AdViCe AnD fInIsH oFf ThIs MoThErFuCkEr iN fRoNt Of YoU.
AT: OH, OK,
AT: SO I'M GOING TO, UH, ASSUME,
AT: YOU WANT ME TO FINISH, BREAKING INTO THIS, UH,
AT: HIVE, I GUESS,
TC: 8InGo!!!!!!!! YoU fUcKiNg GoT iT mY MoThErFuCkEr!
TC: YoU fUcKiNg GeT mE, mAn!
TC: If YoU dOn'T fInIsH uP tHeRe SoOn, sOmE mOtHeRfUcKiNg HoGsHiT's GoInG tO gO dOwN, sOn.
TC: So GeT yOuRsElF cHiLl, YoU hEaR?
AT: YEAH, I KNOW,
AT: I'M NOT COMPLETELY SURE I, UH, UNDERSTAND WHY,
AT: BUT YOU ARE MY FRIEND,
AT: SO, I THINK, THE LEAST I COULD DO IS,
AT: BREAKING AND, ERR, ENTERING,
AT: IF THAT IS WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO DO, I MEAN,
TC: :o)
TC: pErFeCt.
TC: I wIlL tAlK aT yOu LaTeR, gUy.
TC: MoThErFuCkInG iRoNs GeTtInG oUt Of ThE fIrE aNd ShIt.
TC: SoMeTiMeS yOu GoTtA fOrCe ThOsE mOtHeRfUcKeRs 8aCk In ThErE :o)
AT: OK,

>[TC] ceased pestering [AT]

AT: BYE,