You're name is Karkat Vantas. You're standing in the middle of a crudly drawn version of your room. You've just gotten up from bed and are fully dressed. What shall you do

Pester Kanaya for fashion advice.

>Karkat:PESTER PEOPLE (pester Gamzee)

>Karkat: Find Crabdad.

>>2776

This idea is stupid! Fashion is Stupid!

Yet....

>>2776

Regardless you decided to ask about it. You have nothing better to do.

--carcinoGeneticist began trolling grimAuxiliatrix--
cG: HEY ASSHAT I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU
gA: What Is It That You Inquire Too Know About
cG: YOU KNOW WHAT NEVER MIND I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT CAME OVER ME. ASKING YOU ABOUT FASHION WAS A STUPID IDEA
gA: You Wanted Too Ask About Fashion That Is Odd
cG: SHUT THE FUCK UP STUPID THIS IS WHY I'M NOT!
gA: If You Want Some Nice Clothes I Can Send You Some
cG: EWW NO. KNOW YOU IT'D PROBABLY BE A DRESS OR SOME STUPID ASS SHIT LIKE THAT. FUCK THIS I'M GOING
--carcinoGeneticist ceased trolling grimAuxiliatrix--

It's actually "to", not "too". "Too" is a different word that means "excessively". Also Karkat uses periods at the ends of his sentences. Not being a dick, just trying to help.

>>2786
thanks. Argh stupid me and my poor english grammer

it's ok she does it to me too.

>Kanaya: Make a fashionable outfit to Karkat.

>>2801
You are now Kanaya Maryam for a bit.
You don't need to make Karkat a fashionable because you have one premade!
Well actually you made it for Sollux to give to Karkat to embarrase him but Karkat needs this outfit so you can make a new one for sollux later.

>Kanaya: Try on Karkat's fashionable dress.

>Kanaya: Let Sollux have it. Make a more masculine outfit for Karkat.

If you're giving him that send him something long sleeved too. He looked adorable in that opening picture.

>>2806
>>2814

You try on Karkat's fabulous Dress. You feel like one of those rainbow drinkeresses from your book.

You also remember, while putting on the dress, Karkat's a boy. And so you plan clothing for him. Besides it's better this way, you don't want to make sollux upset. He fixes your computer for free

>Kanaya: Get to costume-making.

>Mothergrub: accidentally walk in on your daughter cross-dressing. Seeing her deny her blood color and sigil like that makes a mother's heart weep.

>>2777
===> be the crabby troll some more

You decide to troll your self proclaimed best friend Gamzee to pass some time. He has to be one of the worst best friends ever. Then you remember Feferi is Moirail with Eridan and you feel better about being friends with Gamzee


--carcinoGeneticist began trolling terminallyCapricious--

cG: HEY DUNKASS. YOU TRIP OVER A RAINBOW YET?
tC: HeH yEaH i DiD
tC: A dOuBlE oNe... WhOa
tC: YoU'vE gOt LiKe A mOtHeRfUcKiNg EsPn
tC: Or SoMeThInG mY mOtHeR fUcKiNg BeSt FrIeNd
cG: A WHAT. WAIT NO NEVER MIND I DON'T EVEN WANT TO FUCKING KNOW.
cG: I MUST BE THE KING OF BAD DECISIONS TODAY. I CAN'T REMEMBER WHY I'M TROLLING AN ASSCLOWN LIKE YOU.
tC: hOnK
cG: YOU PAUSE FOR EIGHT GOG DAMN MINUTES JUST TO FUCKING SAY HONK.
cG: I HATE YOU. I HATE MYSELF FOR THINKING TALKING TO AN IDIOT LIKE YOU WAS A SMART IDEA

--carcinoGeneticist ceased trolling terminallyCapricious--

tC: HeH hEy I zOnEd OuT aNd YoU lEfT
tC: FuCkInG mAgNeT's

you regret being friends with gamzee again. What were you thinking trolling him.

>Program a game wherin you can kill everyone you hate.

>>2884

YOU SUCK AT EVERYTHING

your computer broke

Karkat:rage about your computer
Terezi:Laugh at him, you were obviously spying him from the window this whole time.Obviously.

>Karkat: Break computer some more.

> karkat call sollux over to fix it and offer him some mind honey

>>2894
>>2895

Well mabye you can-
OOH GEE GREAT THE COMPUTER EXPLODED!

>terezi
you don't need to stalk karkat. you're perminantly tuned to his scent for his failure. It makes you squirm with glee, why you could even smell the ashes from the explosion of his laptop

>>2925

You have no internet so you use the convient PHONE you have on the wall. Okay you use EQUIUS convient phone you STOLE and left on your wall.

You then proceed to call sollux. Instead of using mind honey as a bribe you threat him with it. You two bicker for a good twenty minutes before he decides to come over and fix it for him.

If this were a video game you're Nagging and bitching skills would have leveled up. Or they'd still remain at max you whiner.

>Recoil in horror upon realising that the phone belonged to that creepy fuck EQUIUS.

>>3003
>Hold it to your ear and push down the hook, check if it's haunted by what Equius does at home.

> realize that the person on the other end is in fact a horse.

>>3003

Thoughts of Equius fill your head as you recoil in terror from touching this sweaty blue phone.

Your mine will never be clean. NEVER BE CLEAN

>>3010
>>3087

...You... You don't even want to know...

Equus: Become enraged at what is obviously another Robot Supply Telemarketer who has mistaken you for this "Equius" fellow.

>Tell the horse that Equius is busy with the troll equivalent of masturbation.

>>3181
you tell that horse that equius is to busy sucking the bucket to talk and hang up in the upmost rudest maner possible.

you should probably wash your hands with acid now to get the scent of equius' phone off your hands.

You are now Sollux Captor. You're wearing a lovely shirt Kanaya made for you herself, it's much like your other shirts but it's got more yellow on it. you thupothe you like it but half the time you think it's stupid.

You're standing in the middle of your crudly drawn room. You just had the thought that Kaykay needed his computer to be fix. Him destroying it has become a second sense.

And what do you know he called you about it 20 minutes ago. You should really get going... Eventually.

What should you do

>>3255

>Don't eat the mindhoney. Instead, grab a glob of it and force-feed it to Karkat when you see him, as punishment for all the goddamn computer problems

>>3280

He'll NEVER 2ee thii2 comiing.

are you forgetting anything else?

>Don't forget your computer tools. Pack up a grub for backing up data; just make sure it's not carrying one of your finely crafted viruses.

You take one with a virus and one without. You made sure the non virus one was blue because GOG DAMN Matrix references are awesome.

> sollux bring a bucket with you to carry all your stuff and horrify karkat

>Put the CD-ROM-grub-bug-things on your horns and use your latent psychic powers to twirl them in a fantastic fashion

>>3607
>>3504

Oh poo seems like they'll be going at that for a bit

>>3737

>Karkat: Get the feeling that Sollux is planning on doing EVIL things, involving mindhoney. And buckets. And spinning grub CD horn decorations.

>>3738

Oh yes you can feel it in your gullbladder that Sollux is planning to do something terrible. He never takes this long. The thoughts swirl your head like angry bees and you rage about it while staring at the door.

That was until Crabdad came by and tried to calm you down. Daddy must be starving.

>Karkat: Feed Crabdad.

>Sollux: Do it man. Make this happen.

You feed your Crabdad and the door bell rings! Hazaah! Now you can nag some sense into mr tardypants

You get the door and yell at the fucktard for taking forever!

Wait what the shit

WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS!

Dammit Sollux, first computer master, now the master of trolling. Smug Basterd...

>>3765
oh shoes i forgot his symbol.
people ignore that D:

>>3765
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa143/tamulian/heshere.jpg?t=1294198775

...it pissed me off so i fixed it >.>

> horse: call equius in a vein attempt to get him back.

> ella: smack me

>>3768

Sollux: APPLY MINDHONEY-AND-CD-FILLED BUCKET TO KARKAT'S HEAD.

>Karkat: Berate Sollux for being a creepy fuck.

>Equius: Watch this spectacle.....while sweating....heavily...

> dave: appear and shoot icing in karkat's mouth! the food kind not the man kind.

>>3805
>>3776

you begin to yell at this asshole for being a creepy ass fuck... Until he buckets your skull.

> sollux lick the mind honey off his face, you had a pie today anyways. time to make up for those lost brain cells. then explode your eyes on that creeper in the bush

>Equius: Emerge from the bushes like a mad bull due to this depraved display

or

>Karkat: Expose your latent lowblood psychic power after being drenched in mindhoney

>>4357

THE SCANDLE!

you jump out of the bush to stop this maddness!

OH NO! DOES SOLLU% KNOW WHAT HE'S DONE?!

Equius
Continue to yell at sollux for upsetting the balance of reality. Karkat is, at the moment, happy.

Sollux
Realize what you've done. There are probably millions of troll children dying from such terror!

>>4487
what have you done
what have you done?!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!

Karkat: Be the Nepeta

>>4520
you are now the nepeta.
and now the nepeta is here.

TOSS THAT FILTH AWAY BEFORE YOUR NEW QUEEN

>>4570

DANCE WITH THE NEPETA, while apparently Equius and Sollux continue on with their fight wherever they are

>>4590
You dance with Kitty Queen Nepeta all the way to her suspicious van!!!

It seems that you, Mr Karkat High-on-honey Vantas, has stumbled on one of Nepeta and Tavros' rare, safe, brings-no-harm-to-them Flarps.

> Nepeta. Be the cat burgler.
Nyahahaaaa all the kittens are yours, no one will stop you, not even the super bull.

Superbull: Stop her

>>4745

You're now Superbull and his sidekick TinkerBull! You demand as vulgar as possible for the return of the karkitten

Sorry tav she can't let you do that.

next time you have to remind her cars are illegal in your flarps...

>>4757

What kind of a superhero are you to just let her get away?

Jump on the hood of the van as it pulls away. Surely this plan will not fail in any way.

> Tavros: Be the most adorable super hero ever.

>>4789
okay deep breaths tav. It's like having a conversation with Vriska. no matter what you'll feel like shit in the end

SPRING INTO ACTION

...poor tav.

>>4973

Don't be sad, this is working out for you. Follow the van (like you have a choice) to Nepeta's lair.

Equius and Sollux: Quick, become relevant again before it's too late!

>>5302
you're relevent again for the next 8 seconds

>>4981
well you're still stuck to the car and they're leaving.

GASP! WHO'S THAT P(okemon)IRATE?!
Who ever it is they're trying to steal nepeta's loot

>IT'S ERIDAN!

>>5432
You are now Eridan Ampora and you see somethin that you wwant and could probably take it.

>>5437

>Take something from the girl
>Her love

>Eridan: Abscond wwith Superbull. You WWILL find out his secret identity!

>>5446

>And if not, you will have him in SOME quadrant

>>5439
>>5446
>>5447

Wwith quick thinkin you realize they could all end up in a Quadrant.

>nepeta
he has a gun at you but you know he's to PUSSY to do shit

>Nepeta: Just knock the gun out of his hand. Simple.

>>5715

>Eridan: Man up and kill someone, anyone
>Person to be killed: Haunt Eridan forever

>Karkat: BE THE PIR8 QUEEN.
You can't be the pir8 queen, that isn't your typing quirk.
>Karkat: LASH YOURSELF TO THE BOWSPRIT, BE THE FIGUREHEAD.