Can we also make sessions for other characters?

Snoop Snoop

>>3041
You mean the troll directors, right? It's related, so I guess. I'm gonna start putting some of the pesterlogs in here.

Agh I thought you would have been crossposting the delicious pesterlogs that were made

The one that started it all.

samuelJackson [SJ] began pestering bruceWillis [BW]
SJ: Hey Bruce, I gotta question.
SJ: Bruce.
SJ: Goddamnit motherfucker, answer yo shit.
BW: What the hell do you need, Samuel? Betty White is messing up my bathroom and I'm kinda busy.
SJ: Wait what?
SJ: Betty's at your house?
BW: Uh kind of, yeah.
SJ: Well fuck, Bruce, I've been talking to Nick and he said some bullshit about a meteor coming at me or something.
BW: Oh, yeah. That kind of happens.
SJ: The fuck?
BW: BRB, Betty just put my toilet on my desk.
SJ: ...

>samuelJackson [SJ] began pestering bruceWillis [BW]
>SJ: Hey Bruce, I gotta question.
>SJ: Bruce.
>SJ: Goddamnit motherfucker, answer yo shit.
>BW: What the hell do you need, Samuel? Betty White is messing up my bathroom and I'm kinda busy.
>SJ: Wait what?
>SJ: Betty's at your house?
>BW: Uh kind of, yeah.
>SJ: Well fuck, Bruce, I've been talking to Nick and he said some bullshit about a meteor coming at me or something.
>BW: Oh, yeah. That kind of happens.
>SJ: The fuck?
>BW: BRB, Betty just put my toilet on my desk.
>SJ: ...

I WAS THE ALL CAPS GUY.

charlesDutton [CD] began pestering bruceWillis [BW]
CD: BRUCE
CD: BRUCE THERE'S A METEOR
CD: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BW: Calm down, Charles! What's wrong?
CD: HHHHHHHHHHHHHH
CD: I CAN SEE THIS HUGE ROCK IN THE SKY
CD: THAT WEIRD GIRL MY DREAMS FORETOLD ABOUT MEANT SOMETHING
CD: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BW: Okay, shit. Hold on a minute.
bruceWillis [BW] ceased pestering charlesDutton [CD]

bruceWillis [BW] began pestering snoopDogg [SD]
BW: Snoop, how close are you to-
BW: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!
SD: ah shit man
SD: bruce, what you need man?
BW: YOU'RE STILL IN YOUR LIVING ROOM!
SD: yeah man
BW: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE LEFT AN HOUR AGO!
BW: HOW DO YOU EVEN HAVE THAT MUCH POT?!
SD: fuck man i was thinking the same thing
SD: the amount of pot ive got around here is unreal
SD: like fort knox or some shit
BW: Snoop. Will you please get to Dutton's house before he dies?
SD: yeah man, i got this
BW: Are you sure?
SD: just let me get outside and ill fly on over there
BW: Just exactly how high are you right now?
SD: feelin pretty good, jesus
SD: you?
BW: Oh my god.
BW: This is the worst team I've ever had to be on.
SD: shit man, just calm down
SD: let old snoop get you this sick beat i just thought up
SD: went somthin like
SD: doop doop ba ba ba doop doop ba ba
SD: BANNNN
SD: doop doop ba ba ba doop doop ba ba
SD: BANNNN
BW: ...

Snoop will be like Jade, except getting high instead of falling asleep.

Matthew McConnaghey. Conaggey. Conaughey? Fuck
>snoopDog [SD] started pestering mattMcconaughey [MM]
>SD: yo man how you spell yo name
>SD: took me 3 tries to add you my chummizzle list
>SD: had to ask the fine mizz white for a little help
>MM: apparently everyone has to look up my name.
>MM: i like it that way, more google hits.

>samuelJackson [SJ] began pestering snoopDog [SD]
>SJ: You can see me, right?
>SJ: Tell me what's wrong with this fucking picture.

>SD: what?
>SJ: TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS FUCKING PICTURE
>SD: what?
>SJ: WHAT COUNTRY YOU FROM

Betty would totally have the Crazy As Fuck pet that accidentally gets prototyped and screws them all over
>SJ: Shiiiiit, look at that thing. How're we supposed to take it down?!
>BW: Aww, it's so adorable. Come here, cutie.
>SJ: Betty - no, damn woman! Don't pet it!

samuelJackson opened a public memo on GOLDEN GLOBES GROUP
SJ: Alright guys. With Betty's dog prototyped we need an actual plan to take it out.
SJ: Brainstorm, motherfuckers!
mattMcconaughey responded to memo
MM: why is this board called golden globes group
MM: i mean its a little insulting to those of us who haven't won any or even been nominated
MM: yet
SJ: Shut your mouth or you're banned.
bettyWhite responded to memo
BW: He's not so bad.
MM: thank you betty
BW: I mean my dog.
BW: I bet he'd stop if we told him to sit.
BW: Have you tried telling him to sit?
SJ: For some reason, I don't think that'd work.
BW: What about treats?
MM: guys, can we please talk about the more important issues?
MM: my issues?
SJ: I said shut it or you're fuckin' banned, McCunnagey
MM: mcconaghey
mattMcconaghey was banned from memo.

>bruceWillis [BW] began pestering snoopDogg [SD]

>BW: Are you serious?
>BW: Snoop.
>BW: SNOOP, STOP SMOKING AND ANSWER ME.
>SD: nah man, i aint smokin nothing
>BW: I can see you on my screen, Snoop.
>SD: nah man, that ain't me
>BW: Are you even helping Dutton at all?
>SD: who?
>BW: Charles? The guy whose ass you're supposed to be watching?
>SD: oh, you talkin about that game?
>BW: Yes.
>SD: nah man, i didnt install that shizzle
>BW: Oh, goddamnit. What did you do with the CD?
>SD: i think i used it as my ash tray or something
>SD: that shit aint working anymore, dog
>BW: If you don't get that working soon, Dutton is going to die!
>SD: well shit
>BW: You need to go find another copy. Murray had a spare CD I think.
>SD: aw man, okay
>SD: ill go get that shit
>BW: Okay, good. See you soon.

>bruceWillis [BW] ceased pestering snoopDogg [SD]

>bruceWillis [BW] began pestering snoopDogg [SD]

>BW: SNOOP. STOP SMOKING AND GO.
>SD: man, i got this dont worry
>SD: thinkin you my momma and shit

>bruceWillis [BW] began pestering snoopDogg [SD]
>BW: Really snoop? Really?
>SD: im an angeelllll lawwdedaww

nicolasCage [NC] began pestering billMurray [BM]

>NC: hey, bill.
>NC: i've got a question.
>BM: yeah?
>NC: okay, so.
>NC: you guys got me to play this weird game and that's awesome.
>BM: you having fun?
>NC: uh, yeah. sure.
>NC: its just that...
>NC: i didn't expect my house to be teleported.
>NC: into a place full of fire.
>NC: there's a lot of fire here, bill.
>BM: yeah
>BM: betty told us about that
>BM: she said that we get put on some kind of planet in the game or something
>BM: i guess yours has a lot of fire
>NC: well its not just fire.
>BM: yeah?
>NC: yeah.
>NC: there's a lot of crashed planes outside.
>NC: and i have this epileptic thing following me around my house.
>NC: i hate epileptic things, bill.
>BM: dont worry
>BM: betty said we are all going to be in the game pretty soon
>BM: except snoop i think
>BM: hes probably going to be awhile
>NC: well i hope you guys hurry.
>NC: these weird black things just broke into my window.
>BM: oh yeah those are the enemies
>BM: kill them and we can have more money when the rest of us get in
>NC: how do you guys know so much about this?
>NC: isn't this game only in beta or something?
>BM: betty said she found a guide on the internet
>BM: some stupid kids wrote it or something
>BM: okay ive got to go
>BM: samuel is getting pissed and he just threw my car through my wall
>NC: wait what?
>BM: bbl

>bettyWhite [BW] began pestering samuelJackson [SJ]

>BW: Okay Mr. Jackson, what now?
>SJ: you have to put something in the kernelsprite
>BW: I'm going to put my dentures in.
>SJ: god damn it, that's the cruxtruder
>SJ: put anything in the kernelsprite
>SJ: and for god sakes, leave your dentures in your mouth this time
>BW: Wait, so what am I looking for?
>SJ: the fucking kernelsprite
>SJ: no, that's a cruxite dowel
>SJ: and that's the damn couch
>BW: You're not being very helpful, mister!
>SJ: woman, don't you start with me
>SJ: youre looking for the thing that came out of the cruxtruder when you hit it with your cane
>BW: Could you be a bit more descriptive?
>SJ: god damn
>SJ: it's the big fucking purple orb
>SJ: it's right fucking in front of you
>SJ: does anything about a big damn orb in your fucking house look normal to you
>BW: Oh, I just thought you were doing that!
>BW: I know just what to put in.
>SJ: christ
>SJ: let's get this done and see what dutton is up to
>SJ: wait
>SJ: do not put the fucking golden girls in
>SJ: oh my god

bettyWhite [BW] began pestering samuelJackson [SJ]

>BW: Hey Samuel!
>BW: Tonight is the big night!
>SJ: Sup Betty?
>BW: Not much! :)
>BW: I spent all week making sure we were ready to play that game tonight.
>BW: Youre still going to do it right?
>BW: Id be really upset if you didnt!
>SJ: Yeah, yeah. I gotcha.
>SJ: The hell is this thing, anyway?
>SJ: Bruce called me the other day and said you had eight of us playing?
>SJ: Some kind of MMO shit or what?
>BW: Oh something like that!
>BW: Itll be the best game youve ever played.
>SJ: I don't know. I'm still out for the count after playing that new Professor Layton game.
>BW: You always did have bad taste in games. :/
>SJ: Hell nah, bitch. That's pure class.
>SJ: Me and the Professor will just sit back while you scratch your head wondering how to get out of a locked room.
>SJ: "Gee, sure wish I had some experience with puzzles."
>SJ: That'll be you.
>BW: Uh huh.
>BW: We can talk about your bad taste another time.
>BW: Make sure you have your CD ready! Youre going to be one of the first in!
>SJ: In? The hell does that mean?
>BW: Yooooull see!
>SJ: Fuck I hate when you say that. You're creepy for an old girl.
>BW: Im not old Im just experienced.
>BW: Experience being something youll learn to appreciate soon enough. ;)
>SJ: Yeah, whatever.
>SJ: Just tell me when you fuckers are going to start and I'll be ready.
>BW: Okay! See you soon!
>SJ: Peace.

>bettyWhite [BW] ceased pestering samuelJackson [SJ]

>SJ: holy shit it has been like two fucking hours, how the fuck are you still not getting this
>SJ: god fucking dammit, just put the cards on top of each other
>SJ: this isn't that hard, even matt figured this shit out
>SD: so like
>SD: i dip these cards in the slizzle of this divizzle
>SD: and then it tranformz me into those things on them cards
>SD: right
>SJ: no god FUCKING SHIT YOU ARE MAKING ITEMS IT'S ALCHEMY
>SJ: CHRIST'S TAINT
>SJ: just do it, even you will get it when you see it
>SD: so like
>SD: it can be any of these fine cardizzles
>SD: any of em
>SJ: yes.
>SD: these 2
>SJ: yes, put them in.
>SD: but what if
>SD: what if instead of that 1
>SD: i used this 1
>SJ: it would still fucking work, what part of "any cards" bamboozles that dry sponge you call a motherfucking brain?
>SD: ok
>SD: but
>SD: what if
>SD: instead of those 2
>SJ: I DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>SJ: ASK ME WHAT IF ONE MORE TIME
>SJ: I FUCKING DARE YOU
>SJ: THE INHUMAN PAIN I WILL RAIN DOWN UPON YOU WILL MAKE HITLER FORSAKE HIS GOD
>SD: okay all right my nizzle
>SD: no need to get a bizzle in your bonnetizzle
>SD: ill just uh
>SD: use this funky model plane and uhh
>SD: this sick snake skin coaster thing
>SD: snakes and planes will work together right
>SD: sam
>SD: right sam
>SD: you still there nigs matigs
>SJ: you're dead, snoop.
>SJ: you're fucking dead.

Oh my god, I'm reading all these with their voices in my head.

ha silly snoop

>snoopDogg [SD] began pestering bruceWillis [BW]

>SD: hey bruce
>SD: i got wings bruce
>BW: Are you high again?
>SD: maybe
>BW: I'm using my cellphone app right now, so I can't see what you're doing.
>BW: But whatever it is you're doing, I hope it's something useful.
>SD: man i told you i got this
>SD: one of those little niggas with sharp teeth came in and smashed my alchemizzle
>SD: and i was like
>SD: oh shit there goes the pot
>SD: and theres like three dozen of me sitting in my house right now
>BW: Yeah, I noticed.
>SD: yeah
>SD: we didnt save any up before the thing broke either
>SD: you dont plan for that shit when youre flying
>SD: so i went to find some more and i found this big fuckin rock
>SD: an i was thinkin hey maybe snoops dogs could use a little resting
>SD: i laid town to take a nap and the next thing i know im floating in the sky and i can see betty stabbin me in my sleep
>SD: shes a cold hearted bitch
>SD: you dont think she running with one of those groups i did wrong do you
>BW: Are you asking if I think Betty White is a member of one of your rival gangs?
>SD: yeah
>BW: No. No, I do not.
>SD: okay cool
>SD: i guess what im trying to say is that the bitch stabbed me
>SD: can i stab her back
>BW: No, you can't stab her back! Look, I'll talk to her and ask why she did it, okay?
>SD: yeah fine
>SD: yo man
>SD: these new pajamas i got are fucking sweet
>SD: i got a hood longer than my driveway on this shit
>SD: oh by the way
>SD: can i use your aclhemiter
>BW: For what?
>SD: bruce
>SD: think about it
>BW: ...
>BW: Yeah, whatever. Just don't smoke in my house.
>SD: thanks man

>snoopDogg [SD] ceased pestering bruceWillis [BW]

SOMEONE ELSE WILL HAVE TO POST GOD TIER SNOOP

samuelJackson opened a private memo on AFRICAN AMERICANS.

>SJ: how do we keep getting ourselves into this shit
>SJ: its almost like some assholes are sitting on a computer somewhere
>SJ: trying to come up with ways for us to get fucked over
snoopDog [SD] responded to the memo
>SD: I dunno man
>SD: I'm diggin this whole thing
>SJ: you've been stoned out of your god damn mind this whole time
>SJ: id be pretty chill too if i had that much pot
>SJ: seriously its like fort knox
charlesDutton [CD] responded to the memo
>CD: Fuck you snoop!
>CD: You almost got me killed!
>SD: Nah dog
>SD: That wasn't me
>SD: It was the Willizle
>SJ: what the fuck is the willizle
>SD: You know man
>SD: Bruzizle
>CD: I think he means Willis.
>SJ: man who does he think he is
>CD: I think he's an alright leader.
>CD: He helped this dick save my life.
>CD: Besides, he's been in so many movies, I think he'll know how to handle this weird shit.
>SJ: this ain't no sixth fucking sense
>SJ: he ain't no god damn ghost
>SJ: and he ain't no leader
>SD: Woah
>SD: Willizle's a ghost
>SD: That's ballin

>samuelJackson [SJ] began pestering matthewMcConnagey [MM]

>SJ: you motherfucker.
>SJ: you just had to do that, did you?
>MM: Dude, I'm so sorry.
>SJ: sorry? damn right you're sorry.
>SJ: you just had to get your jollies
>SJ: DIDN'T YOU?
>MM: But, it had to be done...
>SJ: THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING SNAKE IN MY MOTHERFUCKING KERNELSPRITE GODDAMN IT. FUCK YOU.

>nicolasCage [NC] began pestering snoopDogg [SD]

>NC: hey, snoop.
>SD: yo man
>SD: whats up
>NC: i've got a problem, snoop.
>NC: bill hasn't been on for awhile and i've been looking around my land.
>NC: apparently there's some kind of giant monster setting my world on fire and i'm supposed to beat it.
>SD: yeah man i know
>SD: thats your denizen
>SD: you gotta kill that shit
>NC: wait, how do you know about that?
>SD: my future me told me
>SD: and before you say anything
>SD: no that was not a weed joke
>SD: me is sitting over on the couch
>SD: and technically in the lounging chairs
>SD: and playing a game of pool in my basement
>SD: and i think a few mes are out in the back near the pool
>SD: and i know at least one me is taking a shower
>SD: im just chillin
>NC: um, okay. no offense, snoop, but i think i'm going to find someone else who makes a little more sense.
>SD: whatever you want man
>SD: oh hey by the way
>SD: your denizen is a rabbit or something
>SD: theres this big ass box in the middle of your land that you have to find
>SD: future me said i had to tell you that
>SD: i aint questioning this weird time shit
>NC: uh, yeah. okay then.
>SD: peace man
>NC: bye, snoop.

Oh Snoop Dogg you card

Title suggestions. I think we might have to give them different chum handles because of Bruce and Betty. Or their handles being the same could be a point of humour. Like PCG and FCG, except you can't tell who's saying what.

>FUGITIVE OF AIR (CON AIR)
>SPECTER OF DEATH (DIE HARD?)
>MERCENARY OF SOUND (JACKSON YELLS)
>MATRON OF SOMETHINGSOMETHING (BETTY OF COURSE)
>SPEAKER OF BREATH?
>PURVEYOR OF SOMETHING
>CRUSADER OF CHOCoLATE?

>Snoop Dogg = Lyrist/Minstrel of Time
>Matthew McConnaughey= Thief of Greed
>Betty White= Seer of Fate
>Samuel Jackson= Knight of Rage
>Nicolas Cage= Prince of Kin
>Bruce Willis= Prince of Light
>Charles Dutton= Mage of Void
>Bill Murray= King of Cosmos

>Betty White should be the Sage of Life
>Cage is Rouge of Air
>Murray is Wizard of something involving ghosts

>And murray could just be the ghost of death or something

When I wake up tomorrow, I'll try to get some more logs rolling out of my head. Depends on how long I'll be dealing with Christmas.

>>3067
Yeah, the timing was pretty bad. Late at night for Ameribros and the day(s) before Christmas. As long as people still care afterwards though, it should be fine.

Anyways, discussions. We were talking about titles? Also Snoop's GOD TIER ascension, and prototyping. Betty had her Bec-like dog + a Golden Girls DVD, and Sam has a snake (obviously). Anyone else have anything?

>>3060
Wait... Isn't Jackson Murray's server?

http://overcompensating.com/posts/20090421.html
Is how Snoop's time powers work, just for the glorious record

>>3069
Oops, I meant >>3055

>>3069
Yep. There's probably a few inconsistencies with the early logs since they were posted before this was all set in stone.

snoop should have cocaine as his first prototype

Hey guys. I made the original and several of the other logs that I guess the server players and the like are being based off of. I'm really glad you all enjoyed them and that others contributed, too. It's pretty late, but I decided to go ahead and do one more pesterlog before heading to sleep. Some guy asked for Snoop and Betty, so I worked with that. I hope you guys like it and I can't wait to see what other ideas are made in the meantime!

>snoopDogg [SD] began pestering bettyWhite [BW]

>SD: yo girl
>BW: Oh hey Snoop! :)
>SD: ok so i was wondering
>SD: we got all these other peeps on our team right
>SD: like bruce and samuel and shit
>BW: Mmhm?
>SD: well bruce keeps yelling at me to help my guy
>BW: You mean Charles? :P
>SD: who
>BW: Charles Dutton! Hes on our team!
>BW: Hes actually your client!
>SD: i cant say i know who the shizzle youre talking about
>SD: but the point is that bruce keeps harassing me to help him
>SD: and i kind of ruined my cds
>BW: Oh no! :(
>BW: How did that happen?
>SD: i needed a new tray
>SD: bruce said bill had another one of those things
>BW: Yeah I think he does!
>BW: Are you going to go get it?
>BW: Youd better hurry!
>SD: aw shit you guys are always in such a fucking hurry
>SD: cant you just lay back and roll one for awhile
>SD: i mean come on why am i in a hurry
>BW: Well theres a meteor coming and Matt is in a hurry! :/
>SD: shit i forgot mcconahey was playing
>BW: I dont think thats how you spell it...
>SD: mckonahay
>SD: mikonnahay
>SD: mickonahey
>SD: fuck what is that spanish or something
>BW: Actually I think its Scottish. :/
>BW: And its spelled McConaughey!
>SD: whatever girl
>SD: i guess id better go get his spare
>BW: Yeah you should!
>SD: i guess we can talk whenever this shizzle gets started
>SD: peace
>BW: Bye!

>snoopDogg [SD] ceased pestering bettyWhite [BW]

I almost forgot, typing quirks. I hesitate to even bring this up, since real people almost never have one consistent, unique way of typing, and with 8 players we'd have to make up some pretty unnatural ones. But in the spirit of preserving as much discussion as possible I'll post these.

>Like, Betty only using capitalization and ending punctuation, but skipping the rest. Bill skipping everything except question marks, Cage using everything except capitalization, and Snoop only using commas here and there.

>NOTHING AS PRONOUNCED AS A TROLL'S SPECIAL TEXT, IT CAN BE A LOT MORE TAME.
>SNOOP IN ALL LOWER CASE AND NO PUNCTUATION IS MORE THAN FINE.
>CHARLES IS EXCITABLE AND EXTENDS WORDS/LETTERS.
>I GUESS NICK CAN CONSTANTLY USE PEOPLE'S NAMES.
>BETTY OVER USES EMOTICONS?
>SAMUEL GETS EXCITED AND STARTS USING CAPS OFTEN. AND THE OTHERS JUST USE PROPER ENGLISH AND SO FORTH? I DUNNO.

>>3054
Land of Crashes and Burning. Also did we ever discuss what he prototyped? If he's in, he prototyped something.

Oh, and someone else suggested that there be differences in each typing style of the celebrities to help make it easier to figure out who they are.

Betty White: Capitalizes and uses end punctuation, but doesn't use apostrophes or commas. Uses silly emoticons.

Bruce Willis: Proper syntax that goes into all-caps when he's mad. Doesn't use profanity as much, but still uses it. Pretty basic.

Samuel Jackson: Also proper syntax, but he goes into all-caps a lot more and is more prone to swearing and being angry.

Nicolas Cage: Doesn't use any capitalization, but uses all other punctuation. Likes to repeatedly say the name of whoever he's talking to.

Snoop Dogg: Doesn't use any real punctuation or capitalization because he's just so damn high. Likes to say "man" a lot.

Charles Dutton: I didn't use him that much, but someone suggested he exaggerate letters and punctuation. Loooooots of these!!!

Bill Murray: Uses end punctuation, but that's it. No commas or apostrophes or capitalization.

Matthew McConaughey: I don't think enough has been done for him to find a solid style yet.


Obviously you're all free to change this as you see fit, but keeping them all to a single style would help add to a sense of consistency. That's just my two cents.

Anyway, now I'm really going to go sleep. Have fun, you guys.

>>3077
I like giving Snoop and Matt styles similar to Dave and John. Dave has all those Snoop things and John has that creepy wall.

>>3054
I find it hilarious that Betty is both the most knowledgeable about the game, but the most cavalier about how to play it (in >>3055).

Also, about that post, maybe Samuel's at Bruce's house and is playing Betty's server temporarily, like Dave is to Jade at the moment (but depending on how that goes in the comic this idea might be dumb).

>>3079
No, dude, Betty's server is Nick. I guess he could have gotten there somehow by a lot of shenanigans or something.

I think it'd just be easier to just alter the log a bit and make it Bill Murray.

bettyWhite [BW] began pestering mattMcconaughey [MM]

BW: McConaugay, as painful as it is for me to talk to you, I need more directions.
BW: This map Charles drew is... inaccurate.
MM: alright betty, he's just a few more miles south. hopefully you'll get there soon enough...
MM: it's mcconaughey by the way. but you can call me matt.
BW: I rushed as much as I could. My beloved Rockakeet is much faster than the average Cadillac.
MM: i'm sure he'll be grateful. i know i would if a lovely lady like yourself was rushing to my rescue.
MM: i'd probably be saving you instead though, betty.
BW: Every word out of your mouth brings me this much closer to blocking you.
MM: ahaha, you're a real funny dame. they said dame back in your day, right?
MM: anyway, i don't know how it happened. one minute we were discussing how underrated my movie "surfer dude" was, then the next he was being smacked around with his own flaming snake-chucks.
MM: i mean, even snoop thinks that movie was good.
MM: he's an authority on movies or something, right?
BW: I think I see him.
MM: audiences just can't grasp my subtle humour, i guess. i spent a whole week speaking to beach bums my aide found perfecting my accent and learning the lingo.
BW: So, I just have to kiss him?
MM: you know, mingling. they loved me.
BW: McConaughey, please stop talking nonsense for just a minute.
MM: okay, missy, no need to get prissy!
BW: Call me "missy" again and I will staple your over-sized noise hole to your asscheeks.
MM: ...
BW: I just have to kiss him?
MM: as far as i know. i'm pretty intelligent, and good-looking to boot, but i'm not too knowledgeable in this situation.
MM: the situation of kissing dudes.
BW: Well, it can't hurt to try.
BW: Who wouldn't want to jump on the chance to kiss Samuel L. Jackson himself?
MM: i wouldn't. i just said so.
BW: I'm just going to do it. Goodbye McConnaugey.

bettyWhite [BW] ceased pestering mattMcconaughey [MM]

MM: it's mcconaughey.

>>3081

>BW: McConaugay, as painful as it is for me to talk to you, I need more directions.


Oh god, is this a running thing about no one liking McConaughey? Because that's hilarious.

needs malkovich

>>3102

I DISAGREE, SORRY. ALTHOUGH IF YOU WANT TO, YOU CAN WRITE UP SOMETHING AKIN TO MALKOVICH BEING FEDORAFREAK.

This is great. I love you /co/.

I'm reading the logs out loud and impersonating their voices. This is not good.

>>3088
I agree, that'd be funny as hell. Which only begs the question, who the fuck invited him to play?

>>3109

Snoop Dog invited him. It's gotta be Snoop. He's the cause of everything

>>3109

Maybe Charles Dutton let it slip in one of his EXCIIIIIITED fits about their game and McConaughey twisted his arm into letting him play, too?


I hope this idea isn't dead. I thought it was fucking hilarious.

Jackson had better alchemize himself a purple lightsaber, that's all I'm saying.

>>3224
No time bong?

>>3230

>time bong

Does he activate it by taking a hit?

Some guys on /co/ were talking about including Keanu Reeves as separate First Guardian. If any of you have read the sad things that get posted all the time about Reeves and his life, you'd know it kind of fits the bill with Scratch being suicidal in Homestuck.

I dunno if you guys like the idea or not, but I think it's a pretty interesting idea.

>>3231
of course

>>3233
Plus there's his whole immortality thing going on.

>>3236

Holy shit. He really is the First Guardian.

Also, I made a type of logo. It's pretty shitty and if anyone else wants to have a go at it, feel free.

Hey guys, a bro made drew this an hour or so ago, it's Keeanu Scratch.
Is this awesome y/y?

Here, have this.

With so much drama in the outer ring
It's kinda hard being Snoop d o double g
But I, somehow, some way
Keep alchemizing funky ass shit like every single day
May I
kick a little something for the trolls and
get a few boons as I breeze through
the echeladder and the party's still jumpin cuz my guardian ain't home
I got consorts in the living room gettin it on and they ain't leaving till the reckoning's done
So what you wanna do, shit
I got a strife deck full of gats and my homeboys do too
So build up that house and break some doors,
but for what, we warned you bro!
Yeah
So we gonna smoke an ounce to this, playas up trolls down down while you motherfuckers bounce to this
Rollin down Prospit
smokin endo
eatin some sopor pies
Laiiiiiiiiiiiid baaaaaaaaack
with my mind on my boonbucks and my boonbucks on my mind

>>3238

I love you. I guess that's that, Keanu is officially the First Guardian of Celebritystuck. I kind of want to write some pesterlogs with the celebrities and him, now.

>>3240

EVEN KEANU WILL FIND MATT IRRITATING.

I MAY TRY AND WRITE SOME LOGS OR BRAINSTORM LATER, MY GUTS HAVE BEEN AILING ME SO THAT IS A REASON WHY NOTHING HAS BEEN POSTED.

NIC'S PROTOTYPING; A GHOST RIDER DVD.

>>3242
It should be something else; like something Cage has in his house, but not something with a specific name on it.
I must study his house for potential prototyping candidates.

>>3240

I gave it a shot with Bruce. It's really late and I'm not too fond of it, but oh well.


>?_K_? began pestering bruceWillis [BW]


>K: Hello, Bruce
>BW: Wait what? Who are you? How'd you contact me?
>K: That's not important right now
>K: What's important is that the clock is ticking
>K: A plan set in motions eons ago is about to come to fruition
>K: It is your destiny to follow the path set before you by the whims of Paradox Space
>BW: What?
>BW: That makes no sense at all!
>K: Perhaps not now, no
>K: But it will in due time
>BW: Look, I don't care. I've got a giant rock from space flying towards me right now and I have to focus on stuff a lot more important than you.

>bruceWillis [BW] blocked ?_K_?

>K: Oh, come on Bruce
>K: Something like that isn't going to get in the way
>BW: There must be something wrong with my client because I'm pretty sure I just blocked you.
>K: You did
>K: And I unblocked me

>bruceWillis [BW] blocked ?_K_?

>K: I told you, Bruce

>bruceWillis [BW] blocked ?_K_?

>K: What I have to say is unavoidable

>bruceWillis [BW] blocked ?_K_?

>K: And no matter how much you try to fight it

>bruceWillis [BW] blocked ?_K_?

>K: You cannot change destiny

>bruceWillis [BW] blocked ?_K_?

>bruceWillis [BW] is now an idle chum!

>K: Feigning ignorance will not help
>K: Perhaps you should speak with the elderly woman on your team
>K: She might provide some sort of comfort
>K: We will speak again in the near future
>K: I'll see you then, Bruce
>BW: GO AWAY!


>bruceWillis [BW] blocked ?_K_?

>>3244

Nick Cage is a comic book nerd (after all, he changed his last name from Coppola to Cage in homage of Luke Cage), so maybe something like a Marvel comic?

>>3246
Maybe. If Cage was the first one to put in the disc then he might do something like that, but if it was after they realized what the prototyping did Cage would put 2 and 2 together and prototype something harmless.

>>3246
>>3244

He should ultimately prototype the movie National Treasure so that his Sprite will only talk to him in convoluted history puzzles.

>>3248

Who's Nic Cage's server player? Maybe they start tossing around his stuff while bitching him out for being in "SHITTY MOVIES" and they chuck the National Treasure disc into the kernelsprite?

>>3249

Bill Murray, I think. Cage is the last one to enter.

>>3250
Then Murray should have already realized the effect of prototyping. Unless there's a comic about herping and derping that Cage owns, I don't think Murray is going to prototype anything potentially powerful.

>>3250
I think if Betty's going to prototype her douchemonster of a pet then she should be last in.

>>3273

I was thinking that either Snoop or whoever Snoop's client is would be the last one in. Just because he'd be sitting around and not even caring about the game until he has a minute before the meteor hits. Betty has her super-pet, though.


Should we have Keanu be the one who gives Betty her pet?

Shouldn't it be obvious what goes in Cage's kernelsprite?

>>3306
And he can fulfill the dead thing requirement with one of the hundreds of trilobite fossils he's supposed to have lying around.

>>3311

It's not a requirement. The kernelsprite just really likes dead things. The only thing that's required is at least one pre-entry prototype. If you don't do that, you can't win the game.

Jelly beans are to Cage what gushers are to John.

bunp

>>3311

A trilobite sprite would be creepy looking. It speaks with the echoes of the dark ones.


>>3315
McConaughey should try to note prototyping after getting fed up with no one liking him, but he either screws it up or someone else does the prototype instead.

With the recent Jade update, I have realised at least one person needs to prototype themselves. Who throws a bust of themselves into the sprite? I'm liking Murray or Dutton.

>>3375
McCunaughey should and for ironic purposes the sprite must hate him also.

>>3375


Oh man, Dutton needs to prototype a cuttlefish or squid or something if he's going to prototype himself. Then he can become Duttlesprite.

there ought to be directors kind of like the trolls. michael bay for instance would speak with onomatopoeias of explosions and cars

-- manoyShyamalan [MS] began directing nicolasCage [NC] --
MS: hey i have thees great idea for a moviee
NC: oh god not again.
NC: just give up.
MS: no just leesten
NC: you are just horrible.
MS: it's about thees one guy who
NC: no just stop right there.
MS: just leesten
NC: let me guess, there's some supernatural crap involved, and there's some unexpected twist ending.
NC: i don't have time for it anyway, i'm busy alchemizing a bunch of stuff.
NC: go muse your ideas with one of your director buddies or something.
MS: ok :(

everyone in this thread is quality

>>3541

Damn you for making me feel bad for M. Night Shyamalan (or however you spell his name).

>>3237

Matt needs to be the little square.

We totally need a Snoop sprite.

>>3629

Uh. Here you go. I spent all night working on it, but I don't think I did it right at all. Forcing myself to put it up because I really like CelebrityStuck and wanted to show my appreciation of it, despite the suck or not.

Oh jeez, I wish I knew how to spoilertag.

>>3728
...seeing this really makes me want a god tier snoop now >.>

>>3744

>>3757

make the tip of the hood constantly burning

so he can smoke his own hood

>>3764
Okay.

>>3770
>>3757
>>3728

I am okay with this. Great work.

>>3757
>>3770
best ever!

Felt like contributing again. I love the idea of Matt being a huge dick that no one likes, but he still gets to play anyway.


>matthewMcconaughey [MM] began pestering CharlesDutton [CD]

>MM: hey, charles.
>CD: Yeeeeeeeees?
>MM: okay, so i was talking to snoop earlier and he mentioned some game you guys were playing.
>CD: Oh yeah...
>CD: Ummmm, I don't think I'm supposed to say anything...
>MM: i already know about it, right? what's wrong with just letting me know a bit more.
>CD: Ummmmmm...
>MM: come on charles, you owe me.
>MM: remember when i helped you get onto that medical show?
>CD: You didn't have anything to do with that!
>MM: okay whatever but you still owe me
>MM: no one else in your group likes me enough to tell me what's going on.
>CD: Uhhhh...
>CD: To be honest, Matt, I don't really like you all that much either!!!
>MM: wait what?
>MM: ...
>MM: really?
>CD: Well, you kiiiiiiind of act like a huge jerk most of the time.
>MM: okay, well whatever.
>MM: just tell me
>MM: please?
>CD: Okay...
>CD: But only because you said please!!!
>CD: Betty said she got the game from someone else and that we have to play it.
>CD: We've all cleared out schedules for the next couple of days so we can all be on at once.
>CD: That's all I know! Reeeeeeally.
>MM: ok well i didn't get a copy.
>CD: Ummm, you weren't invited.
>MM: well you can invite me.
>CD: I don't think that's how it works, Matt...
>MM: just invite me to the damn game.
>CD: SIGH
>CD: Okay, fiiiiiine. Have it your way.
>MM: okay, awesome. now burn a copy of the game and send it my way.
>MM: i'll show these bastards the fury of mcconaughey like never before.
>CD: Whaaaaat was that?
>MM: oh nothing. now burn those copies and send them to me you idiot.
>MM: we've only got until that old broad and her little buddy club start the game.
>MM: well fuck her we can have our own team.
>MM: mcconaughey with a side of dutton
>MM: that's our team name.
>CD: I don't really like that to much.....
>MM: well i'm the team leader so i get to decide the name
>MM: now shut up and burn those copies. i have a game to win.
>CD: SIGH

>charlesDutton [CD] ceased pestering matthewMcconaughey [MM]

>>3892

I have to say. I like it. I like it so much I MAAAAAY write something in return. I just have to wait for it to strike.

>>3892

>> quentinTarantino has begun directing samuelJackson
>>QT: HEY SAMMY, GOT A QUESTION FOR YA
>>SJ: What in the fuck do you want?!
>>QT: WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE?
>>SJ: Who?
>>QT: DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHO?
>>SJ: I AM SO TIRED OF THIS SHIT.

I imagine QT would just spout of lines from movies at the players just to drive them nuts.

Time to be a useless piece of shit all day and post all these pesterlogs.

>FUTURE snoopDogg [FSD] ?:?? HOURS FROM NOW opened private transtimeline bulletin board man what am i supposed to put here

>FSD ?:?? HOURS FROM NOW opened memo on board man what am i supposed to put here

>FSD: okay shit did i get this working
>FSD: cool looks like i did
>FSD: okay first off i just wanna say fuck you bruce
>FSD: i told you i could figure this shit out on my own
>FSD: oh and one other thing
>FSD: fuck you matt
>FSD: the matt from back when he was enterin the game
>FSD: like seriously dog
>FSD: what the fuck is up with you
>FSD: or what was up with yo
>FSD: or if you are reading this from before then what the fuck will be up with you
>FSD: okay im kind of getting off track again
>FSD: anyway i think i checked the observeror feature
>FSD: so you guys wont be able to post but you can read it
>FSD: which really wont mean much cause most of you dont even get this shit until later in the game
>FSD: i mean i could just go back in time and give you the stuff instead of waiting for ever for our director friends to tell us
>FSD: but you know what fuck that
>FSD: i mean seriously im up in up to my head in this time shit man
>FSD: hey past snoop
>FSD: smoke an extra one for me cause when it gets to this point in time you wont be able to
>FSD: although i know youre already smokin enough for the two of us
>FSD: heh heh
>FSD: shit man i really need to focus
>FSD: just cause im the time guy they think its cool to make me write this shit
>FSD: anyway you guys should be able to see this if you check your memos
>FSD: but you wont
>FSD: cause none of us knew pesterchum even had a damn memo feature
>FSD: except for me sort of
>FSD: and those director motherfuckers had to come in and tell us what was up
>FSD: then bruce got all pissed and started yellin an shit
>FSD: an i guess he was distracted enough to let betty stab me

>>3980

>PAST snoopDogg [PSD] ?:?? HOURS AGO responded to memo.

>PSD: wait man what
>PSD: she stabs me
>FSD: oh shit howd you post here
>FSD: wait fuck i remember
>FSD: im the only one that can post but other snoops can post
>FSD: well shit
>PSD: man i dont get a word youre fuckin sayin
>FSD: yeah man i know what you mean
>FSD: i remember posting on this memo when i was you
>FSD: one of those imps is about to trash yo alchemizzle
>PSD: nah man that shits locked down tighter than the president
>PSD: i got my eyes on it if you know what i mean
>FSD: yeah okay
>PSD: so why are these time stamps blocked out
>FSD: well it would be pretty easy to find out when i make this memo if i included times
>FSD: and since im already giving you guys spoilers on a silver platter the best way to minimize the impact is to leave out the times
>PSD: oh so that we wont know when its coming but we know what is comin right
>FSD: yeah
>FSD: snoop you are one smart motherfucker
>PSD: finally someone appreciates it
>FSD: yeah you better take a look away from yo screen for a second
>PSD: why would i nee
>PSD: ...
>[PSD] ceased responding to memo
>FSD: yeah i think he found it
>FSD: fucker got the alchemizzle while i was talkin to myself
>FSD: which sounds crazy but i guess its not
>FSD: i mean i did kind of rap with myself for awhile when we had enough green to elevate a whole ghetto
>FSD: man i wish i had recorded that shit
>FSD: oh damn it there i went again
>FSD: shit i dont even remember what i was supposed to say now
>FSD: all these fuckin distractions and shit
>FSD: man fuck bruce and betty you guys are smart enough to figure this shit out
>FSD: you already kind of do anyway
>FSD: the only reason im still typing this shit is cause i have to keep the loop stable
>FSD: ill just summarize it up for you
>FSD: matts a dick betty fucks everything up and samuel really needs to smoke an ounce and chill
>FSD: okay thats really all there is to say on the matter
>FSD: hopefully paradox space will chill the fuck out and stop with this doomed timeline bullshit
>FSD: ill have to add some more shit later but it doesnt look like its for awhile
>FSD: so ill leave you kids until then
>FSD: peace folks

>FSD closed memo.

>>3981
>>3980

This was an enjoyable experience. Thank you, Anonymous, for being a useless piece of shit and posting this.

Please never stop.

bunp

>>3980
>>3981
Future Snoop running out of weed and being responsible by actively keeping time loops stable, while his past self is all "I GOT THIS DON'T WORRY :) *puff* *puff*" through pure luck is just great.

If I drew something for this, would anyone get upset if I just used black & white for all characters? Just kinda too lazy to colour anything tbh.

I sure don't care, dunno about anyone else. The more fanart we get for it, the more lively it'll probably get.

>>3770
Holy fucking shit mang.
I cannot believe you somehow called out what would be the godhood symbol for time.
Mad props yo

>>4553
The symbol was in the Fraymotif shop in the update where John walks around the salamander village, along with the symbols for Wind, Light, and Space.

And here's Snoops with the right color outfit.

>>4625

Reminded me to edit the shitty template, too. I like the shoes.

This should go in roleplaying

>>4718
nobody's roleplaying, bro
it's like a collective adventure with infinite time loops
otherwise known as collaborative fanfic
but not really, so it doesn't belong in fic
sort of like MSPA although the content of those is original
this isn't
nor are the other adventures in this board
so i'm pretty sure
this is the right one

well, after a couple of hours of frankenspriting
HERE IT IS

the official word on this: i do not give a shit about modifications, appropriations, whatever. go crazy.

>>4722
These are fucking awesome
but Dutton's face is gonna give me nightmares lol

>>4722

Fucking awesome.

I'm not a great artist, but I might go ahead and try my hand at something soon after seeing this. Snoop's hilariously mellow.

Matthew Mccoargledmaskfs looks like Liquid Snake. Which is FANTASTIC. Nic Cage doesn't look quite right though. Everyone else is amazing. I especially love your Betty White.

>>4730

Oh my god, I'm not the only one that thought Liquid Snake. Nicolas Cage does look a bit weird, yeah, but I think it works. His hair is what does it.

Why is Snoop so fun to write?

>snoopDogg [SD] began pestering charlesDutton [CD]

>SD: man
>SD: hey dutton
>SD: check this shit out
>-- snoopDogg [SD] sent charlesDutton [CD] the file "goddamnimgood.mp3" --
>CD: SNOOOOOOOP!
>SD: yo man you want me to drop it like its hot
>SD: ?
>CD: Argh! Nooooo!
>CD: The meteor is coming! I can see it outside!!!!
>CD: HEEEEELP!
>SD: shit man thats the moon
>SD: calm down
>CD: SIIIIGH
>CD: SNOOP, THAT'S NOT A MOON! WE TALKED ABOUT THIS ALREADY!!!!
>SD: wait we did
>SD: when was this because i dont seem to recall
>CD: It was just an hour ago! You told me you were going to install the game and get me playing!
>SD: oh
>SD: shit yeah
>SD: i forgot
>CD: WHAAAAT?!
>SD: yeah man i got the cd but i forgot to pop it in
>SD: it reminded me of an ash tray
>SD: and that reminded me of ash
>SD: an i think you know what the ash reminded me of right
>SD: heh heh
>CD: OH MY GOD, YOU DIDN'T RUIN THAT ONE TOO, DID YOU???
>SD: nah man chill i got this
>SD: look i just popped it in i can do this just wait for it to install
>SD: so while we wait tell me what you think
>CD: Oh what? There's a meteor coming at me, I'm not calm enough to think!!!!!
>SD: my song man
>SD: check that shit out
>CD: SIGH
>CD: Okay, fine. Give me a minute....
-- charlesDutton [CD] is now an idle chum! --
>CD: ...Okaaaay, Snoop. That was pretty cool.
>SD: man i know right
>SD: here i was rollin some green an thinking about this game and shit
>SD: bruce just kept hounding me the entire time an mcconohey wont get that im ignoring him
>SD: i think hes still leaving messages and i havent answered for half an hour
>CD: Yeah, I know how that feels.....
>SD: well anyway i was doin that an i got the inspiration for that song
>SD: an i was all like
>SD: holy shit snoop this is the big thing you were lookin for
>SD: so i mixed some beats real quick and did a little singin and what do you know
>SD: sburban gangsta is the shit aint it
>CD: Yeah, it was pretty good.
>CD: But you're telling me you wasted all that time on a song while this meteor looms over my house????
>SD: man what the hell is wrong with you
>SD: i got that vibe flowing i cant just ignore it
>SD: oh shit sburb just finished installing
>SD: hold on an let me see how this shit works
-- snoopDogg [SD] is now an idle chum! --
>CD: AHHHHHH! STOP IT SNOOOOP!
>CD: SNOOOOOOOOOOP!
>CD: NOT THE BATHTUB SNOOP. READ YOUR CHAT YOU MORON!!!!!
>CD: NOOOOOOO MY FLOWERS! PAY ATTENTION!
>CD: SNOOP SNOOP SNOOP SNOOP SNOOP SNOOP SNOOP SNOOP
>CD: SNOOP SNOOP SNOOP SNOOP SNOOP SNOOP SNOOP SNOOP
>CD: SNOOP SNOOP SNOOP SNOOP SNOOP SNOOP SNOOP SNOOP
>CD: SNOOOOP YOU JUST THREW MY FRIDGE ONTO THE ROOOOOF!
>SD: oh man charles what the hell is wrong
>SD: calm down i got this
>CD: SNOOOOP! YOU DON'T GOT THIS!
>SD: aw hell nah
>CD: You're wrecking my house more than that meteor probably will!!!
>SD: man i just moved your bed an
>SD: shit man whats with all those diaries
>CD: Those are my dream diaries you peeping jerk!!!!
>SD: heh
>SD: i guess you could say i need to stop
>SD: snooping
>CD: SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
>SD: man what are you even doing with all those diaries
>SD: are you starting a library for insane ramblings by black actors
>SD: shit man why didnt you call me up
>SD: i got enough shit to flesh out your whole nonfiction section
>CD: Snoop, please! Just place the stuff so we can goooo!
>SD: okay okay fine
>SD: but seriously man how high do you have to be to write that many diaries
>SD: like my high or what
>SD: cause im pretty high right now
>CD: I DON'T CARE!!!
>SD: yeah sure
>SD: ill place your shit real quick cause i have to talk to nic
>CD: Thaaaank you!
>SD: ill check up on you in a bit
>SD: have fun dog

>snoopDogg [SD] has ceased pestering charlesDutton [CD]

samuelJackson [SJ] began pestering billMurray [BM]

>SJ: Bill
>SJ: Hey Bill
>SJ: Bill look at the motherfucking screen
>SJ: BILL OVER HERE
>SJ: B
>SJ: I
>SJ: L
>SJ: L
>BM: what is it?
>SJ: FINALLY
>SJ: Did you install the game like it said in the FAQ?
>BM: i did not fuck any game nor do i intend to.
>BM: i received your e-mail if thats what youre asking about.
>SJ: Alright but did you read it?
>SJ: Bill?
>SJ: ANSWER ME MOTHERFUCKER
>BM: jesus im sorry im really bad at this chatting thing.
>BM: i read it yes. it said READ THIS MOTHERFUCKER or something similar.
>BM: and it had an attachment.
>SJ: Well, did you open it?
>BM: i deleted it.
>SJ: WHAT
>SJ: WHY
>BM: looked like a virus.
>SJ: IT WAS JUST A TXT FILE
>BM: ok i won't deny i was a little intrigued by it but when i saw that it was actually fifty thousand words of internet dungeons and dragons i realized you couldnt have sent me that. so I deleted it.
>SJ: YOU ASSHOLE
>SJ: YOU FUCKING STUPID, USELESS, LANKY OLD FART
>SJ: DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHY I'M TALKING TO YOU?
>SJ: I SURE DON'T
>BM: im trying to close this window.
>BM: but the esc key doesnt work for me.
>BM: should i get a mac? maybe i should.
>SJ: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>BM: i think im gonna fix myself a drink.
>BM: be right back.
>SJ: NO
>SJ: BILL
>SJ: BILL, GET BACK HERE.
>SJ: MOTHERFUCKER
>SJ: Alright. There's a meteor headed to your house right fucking now, do you understand what I'm saying? A meteor. Everything's going to shit, everything, the whole world is about to end. I am here, trying to save your white wrinkled ass from the fucking armageddon, and you're gonna go call the goddamn Apple store.
>SJ: I'm not messing around here, Bill.
>SJ: When you read this, I want you to take that package I sent you for your birthday, and install the game in the DVD. ASAP, motherfucker.
>BM: hey im back.
>BM: oh... oh sam im sorry.
>SJ: It's ok.
>BM: no i mean your present. i thought it was a joke so i chucked it in the bin.
>SJ: Mother of fucking god.
>BM: im sorry ok! why else would you send me the official soundtrack to shaft?
>SJ: First of all, because I'm a badass motherfucker.
>SJ: Second, if you had OPENED THE FUCKING BOX you would've seen that it was a CD-R with the word SBURB written on it.
>BM: oh that?
>BM: yeah i installed that already.
>SJ: You have to be shitting me.
>BM: it was sitting on my desk and I thought it might be the pictures sofia sent me of her baby.
>SJ: Sofia who?
>SJ: Nevermind, so anyway, look out, I'm going to start building shit around your master bedroom.
>BM: sure go crazy man.

billMurray [BM] began pestering samuelJackson [SJ]

>BM: goddammit.
>BM: did you do this?
>SJ: Did I do what?
>BM: this. all over my bedroom.
>SJ: Are you going senile. You saw me deploy that shit, you used it.
>BM: not the alchemizer, this! can you see me pointing at it??
>SJ: The... Slimer statue?
>BM: yes!
>SJ: Are you sure you're not going senile?
>BM: im not going senile!
>BM: i had a perfectly lovely stylish house! there was no ghostbusters memorabilia whatsoever! and now look at this shit! i cant even fart without being reminded of mr stay puft!
>BM: what the fuck sam. what the fuck.
>SJ: Bill, I'm not gonna shit you.
>SJ: You sound like a crazy ass mofo right now.
>BM: oh right! because the world ending and the little racist enemies are not crazy at all!
>SJ: I KNOW, THEY ARE BLACK, SMOKE DOPE AND WEAR COLOR CODED CLOTHES LIKE A GANG, THAT SHIT IS NOT COOL.
>BM: we already had this conversation!
>BM: now what the fuck is up with this memorabilia!
>SJ: OK, ok, ok. You really didn't see it before, the memorabilia?
>BM: what do you mean?
>SJ: I mean, it was already there before you even entered the Medium.
>SJ: It was all there.
>BM: i think i wouldve noticed if it was there sam. i live here.
>SJ: I don't know, man. Maybe you didn't want to see it so your subconscious made you believe it wasn't there.
>BM: who are you oprah?
>SJ: Shut up, man.
>SJ: It was always there, I even had to take some stuff out of the house to make room for the Alchemizer, look out the window.
>BM: this doesn't make any sense.
>BM: why would i have this shit in here?
>BM: that movie was fun to make but it is hardly the high point of my career.
>SJ: And what would be your high point?
>BM: groundhog day obviously.
>SJ: Oh, I thought you were going to go for one of your your indie bullshit movies you've been doing lately.
>BM: what? no man i do that because im never going to get another asshole-redemption script on my lap. why do you think i agreed to do a boring piece of crap like lost in translation? from asshole to likeable and i get the girl. classic.
>SJ: Now that you mention it, you've done a lot of that shit. You made that Christmas-Carol-in-present-day movie as well.
>BM: oh man dont get me started. favorite role in the universe.
>SJ: But isn't Ghostbusters like that, too?
>BM: no its not! ghostbusters is just WHAT IF STEVE MARTIN AND RICK MORANIS HAD TO DEAL WITH GHOSTS? that was literally the pitch for the movie.
>BM: Steve Martin couldn't do it so I got the part.
>SJ: Sounds really interesting, man, but guess what?
>BM: what?
>SJ: I don't give a shit.
>SJ: We have to prototype your spirite again, and I'm gonna use that Slimer statue. Maybe that way you'll deal with this repressed Ghostbusters shit.
>BM: you cant do that.
>BM: sam.
>BM: sam drop that statue.
>BM: shit thanks a lot man.
>BM: seriously thank you.
>BM: a slimer with a michael jordan jersey and a basketball. this was clearly the best option.
>SJ: I got my own shit to take care of, Murray.
>SJ: I think you can deal with your crisis on your own from now on.
>SJ: Peace out.
>BM: wait sam!

samuelJackson [SJ] ceased pestering billMurray [BM]

>BM: this is so much bullshit.

nicolasCage [NC] began pestering bettyWhite [BM]

>NC: betty.
>NC: talk to me, betty.
>BW: Oh hi Nicholas 8-).
>NC: nicolas, betty.
>NC: no h.
>BW: Oh dear, Im sorry.
>BW: Hows that sidequest going?
>NC: i have to tell you something, betty.
>BW: Do tell.
>NC: i think i'm a bad actor.
>NC: i think...
>NC: i think i only caught a break in leaving las vegas.
>NC: but now, betty.
>NC: i did all those wizard movies, betty.
>NC: and i can't seem to understand any of this white magic bullshit.
>BW: Oh...
>BW: Well Nicolas.
>BW: I have to say I havent seen any of your movies yet.
>BW: But if we ever get to travel in time like Snoop does I promise I will!
>NC: betty
>NC: that means a lot.
>NC: but i don't think it really helps right now.
>BW: Well dear I suppose it doesnt!
>BW: I am sorry you are a shitty actor Nicolas.
>BW: Maybe you can ask Bruce to help you.
>BW: You two have similar acting styles.
>BW: Except I think Bruce might be a little more attractive than you are.
>NC: oh wow.
>NC: you are the worst advisor ever, betty.
>BW: Im just an old lady dear! What do I know?
>NC: ok...
>NC: maybe you are right, betty.
>NC: maybe i should ask bruce for advice.
>NC: can you tell him i need to talk to him?
>NC: don't tell him what it's about please Betty
>BW: Alright Nicolas! I will.
>BW: 8-*


bettyWhite [BW] ceased pestering nicolasCage [NC]


bettyWhite [BW] began pestering bruceWillis [BW]

>BW: Bruce!
>BW: Oh hey future me, I was hoping you'd show up.
>BW: Its Betty darling.
>BW: Shit.
>BW: Sorry, Betty.
>BW: Its fine dear dont you worry about it.
>BW: Nicolas is throwing a tantrum about his lack of acting talent.
>BW: Could you be so nice to slap some sense into his shit brain so he can deploy me a few machines?
>BW: Im in need of something very specific.
>BW: Sure thing, Betty.
>BW: You are a lovely man Bruce.

bettyWhite [BW] ceased pestering bruceWillis [BW]

>>4726
uh fuuuuuuck
that is hilarious
when i was making the sprite i tried to see if there was anything particular about his face and it was just BIG EYES BIG SMILE and idk, the only ones who have eyes are the trolls and they all look like they wear emo eyeliner, so i went with regular beady eyes and WEIRD SMILE
the fact that it is so creepy is what made me like it so much dfgsfg

>>4728
go ahead! if you can make some fake screens that would be awesome.

>>4730
>>4734

FFFFFFFFUUUH
LIQUID SNAKE
I HADN'T EVEN
GOD
HDDJOIHDNIHNS

As for Nic Cage I tried to give him that permanent "knows something terrible and has a flashlight" look on his face that seems to drive the plot of a good chunk of his movies.

i quite like it, his hair was brown originally but i liked how the original kids in HS were B&W with only a colored logo on their shirt.

btw clearly his weapon should be a flashlight
which can turn into a lightsabre later on or a laser gun if that conflicts with sam jackson's.

>>4762

>Dat Betty and Bruce

Oh man.

this can't end...

DID SOMEONE SAY FANART?!?

This is probably one of my favorite AU/fanadventure/whatever and I WILL NOT LET IT DIE >:(
This is just a sketch right now and later I will color it traditionally
There are a few mistakes (like the tiny hands and such) but hopefully it is recognizable as Snoop Dog

Also are there any 'official' lands/colors for kernel sprites/prototypes/titles/etc? I want to do some more art but if there isn't any then I guess I'll just come up with them as I go along. :1

was too lazy to do traditional today

>>6104
>>6117
Holy shit bro.
Don't stop being awesome.

>>6119
Thank you! :)

I don't think anyone's come up with text colors/kernalsprite colors yet (since all the text logs are on chans) so I decided to give them some. I went with ROYGBIV + P colors and each one has a sperge-tastic reason behind it.

Betty White gets Pink because she's the only girl hurrrr

Bruce Willis gets Red because action movies=blood and also according to Wikipedia he considers himself a Republican and is a fan of the Nets which both are associated with the color red (at least partially?)

Snoop Dog gets Yellow because that was the original color of his God-Tier outfit

Charles Dutton gets Indigo because of his affiliation with space (dream bubbles I guess and someone suggested he should be the king of cosmos)

Matthew McConaughey gets Orange because he was one of the last ones to get a color, and the idea of him self prototyping with his dreamself makes me think of Dave. Also his website splash page has a very orange photo of him.

Samuel L. Jackson gets Purple because of his lightsaber color

Bill Murray gets Green because of Slimer

And Nick Cage gets Blue because he was one of the last ones to get a color, also I think that since John is a big fan of him and his text color is blue it's an interesting parallel(???)

Yeah that's all I have for now. Anyone have any idea on who would be the person responsible for making the Genesis frog? I would go with either Betty since she loves animals, Dutton because of the space thing, or McConaughey since I think it'd be funny if the guy who weaseled his way into playing the game had to basically play the chocobo breeding game with frogs.

>>6122
and here's the image file I forgot to upload durr

>CD: Snoop, what is that thing on your head?
>CD: It's kiiiiind of freaking me out.
>SD: you mean my new hat
>CD: Can you take it off?
>SD: naw man the dizzle an me are tight
>CD: The whaaaat?

Inspired by those pictures of Snoop wearing that awesome yellow fish hat

I am a shit writer so that will probably be the first and last chat log I attempt

You do realize that if these people are the ones to repopulate earth, and the only female is betty white

oh boy

>>6171
that and she's too old to have babies so any plans for repopulating the planet the biological way are fucked!

>>6171
ECTOBIOLOBABIES!

>>6185
>Cage and Willis ectobabies
God help us all.

>>6167

This is the best thing I have ever seen.

>>6122

I like it. I want to contribute, too, but I can't draw at all. I'd gladly write stuff, though, if anyone pitches a good idea. I did a lot of the earlier logs, but I thought interest died until I saw there were new posts in this thread.

>>6269
Hey you can't draw and I can't write. It works itself out.

I meant to create fanart a while ago but I kept forgetting and was too busy with schoolwork. :\

Here's an attempt at Hero Mode with Nick Cage in the Land of Crashes and Burning.

>>6343
THE LAND! HOW'D IT GET BURNED?! HOW'D IT GET BURNED?!

I thought it needed more McConaughey and Snoop.

>matthewMcconaughey [MM] began pestering snoopDogg [SD]

>MM: snoop my main g, how are you?
>MM: look you're probably smoking or drinking right now, but this is important.
>MM: so just hear me out okay?
>MM: snoop?
>MM: oh, you're probably doing something right now. i can wait

> -- matthewMcconaughey became an idle chum 134 minutes ago! --

>MM: okay, snoop, seriously.
>MM: this is really important alright?
>MM: the future of mcconaughey with a side of dutton relies on you.
>SD: nah
>MM: shit finally there you are.
>MM: okay man just hear me out.
>MM: betty made a secret clubhouse to play some game and i know you're part of it.
>MM: but don't worry, snoop, i'm going to help you out here.
>MM: that old bat thinks she can play a game when the mcconaughey is walking around?
>MM: no, that's not going to happen.
>MM: team mcconaughey is going to crash this party and i'd like to extend a hand of friendship to the great snoop.
>MM: so accept my generous offer and we can get going.
>MM: ...
>MM: snoop, it doesn't go idle if you stay at your computer, i know you're still there.

> --snoopDogg became an idle chum! --

>MM: what?!
>MM: snoop you two-bit hack, i'm giving you the chance of a lifetime.
>MM: mcconaughey with a side of dutton doesn't need you, you know.
>MM: we can totally get someone else.
>MM: like nick or maybe even samuel.
>MM: they'd be more useful than you infact.
>MM: i mean damn is there anything you do that isn't getting high.
>MM: but snoop seriously stop ignoring me.
>MM: i'm being serious here.
>MM: if you keep ignoring me i'm not letting you into the group.
>MM: i swear i will kick you out and you won't be with me and dutton.
>MM: you'll be stuck with betty and bruce is that what you want?
>SD: aight
>MM: what?
>MM: are you serious?
>MM: i'm giving you a chance to be on team mcconaughey with a side of dutton and this is how you repay me?
>MM: you willingly shoot me down to go join some stupid old woman and a guy who can't act to save his life?
>MM: yeah well fine, we don't need you to win this game.
>MM: mcconaughey with a side of dutton is going to dominate this game and you'll feel so stupid when we win instead of you guys.
>MM: it makes sense a guy who raps worse than a deaf mute would want to join a team of people who are as bad as them.
>SD: ah hell nah
>SD: i can deal with the shizzle you be spewin out all over my chat
>SD: but the dogg draws the line when you fuck with his rhyme
>SD: you wanna act tough but ive had enough and really matt damn you aint got the stuff
>SD: you wanna take betty and bruce or whatever
>SD: thinking you and dutton are somethin really clever
>SD: but sit yo ass down and be what you are
>SD: a smug ass bastard whos more a fadin star
>SD: now shut yo damn mouth and quit filling my screen
>SD: i got more shit to do like smoke this green

>snoopDogg [SD] blocked matthewMcconaughey [MM]

>MM: ...
>MM: that rap was stupid and you know it.

BW and BW:Become blatantly aware that your chumhandles are very confusing and that you should probably change it to BW♀ and BW♂

nicCage [NC] began pestering samuelJackson [SJ]
NC: NOT THE BEES
NC: AAAAAAAHHHHHH

nicolasCage [NC] ceased pestering samuelJackson [SJ]

SJ: the FUCK!?!

>>6383

Can Nicolas Cage's consorts be bees?

>>6385

Oh god I hope so.