Well, this certainly is a strange predicament for the Knight of Time to find himself in.

You don't really know how you got here. Possibly some kind of Captain N bullshit, or maybe you got into your brother's secret drug stash? You know he's gotta have a secret drug stash.

In any case, this is a game you've played before.

You've met a terrible fate, haven't you?

OH NO! NOT TH1S GUY 4G41N

I believe I can interest you in a deal.

W3 C4N'T TRUST H1M D4V3, 1 DONT L1K3 TH1S

goddamn shut up i know what im doing

It will be in your interest to help your friend, and prevent this Reckoning from coming to fruition.
To do that, you will need to borrow powers from the spirits.
In each cardinal direction from this hub, you will find a world to save, and a spirit to heal. I trust this formula will be familiar to you.
Once you have saved the four spirits, they will help you free your friend.

well that explains fuck all

YOU H34RD H1M THOUGH
SW4MP TO TH3 SOUTH, MOUNT41N TO TH3 NORTH, OC34N 34ST AND C4NYON W3ST
THOS3 4R3 TH3 FOUR WORLDS, R1GHT

yup looks like we gotta pick one and go

Where will you go?

>>3158

Sidestep to your left.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciIfcYwI6Ps

>Check Inventory/Sylladex

>>3159
And a step to the right.
Are you saying you can time warp better than the fucking knight of time?

>Look behind you.
>Be wary of BEN

>>3164

...Sidestep to your left.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciIfcYwI6Ps

>>3161
You find your sylladex to be uncomfortably vacant. The only items you still have are a SHITTY SWORD you don't remember picking up and your trusty TIME TABLES, which you just got back from Cal.

The time is 6:12 AM on Day 1.

>Inspect floaty green butterfly.

>>3168
That's Terezi, your god troll fairy. You have formed an uneasy alliance in your quest to defeat Skull Cal and get out of this groundhog day bullshit.

>>3166

that clip is stupid and I'm not going to reply to it, stop asking for it

(what are you doing??)

>>3170
lol you really think i'm taking this that seriously?

>>3170

lol

>Go South

>Search town for potential sidequests.

>Dave:go into peoples houses, talk to them, break their expensive china pots and steal the money they hide in it to prevent burglary. And steal some hearts too.

Oh gog. Vriska's Mask is possesing Skull Cal. This is so weird. 0_0

>Wonder who the purple fairy that was with Skull Cal is.

>Go find Maplehoof.

>>3166

Seconding this.

(teehee. Knight of time. Knightmare. )

>>3187
play Maplehoofs song

>Dave: Remember the game. You're going to need an instrument or maybe some non-time turntables to play some music at some point in this bitch.

>>3159
>>3166
>>3188

Stop seconding your own request, ponopls doesn't have to do it if they don't feel like it :I

go south

>Dave: Get ye flask

Alternatively:

>Dave: Go level up and get non-sucky weapons.

>>3216
Level up? Have you never played a Zelda game before?

This looks exciting and I can't wait to see what happens next whaoaoaoao

>walk around town for some free stuff or rupees

You can't get ye flask!

You guess you're pretty much all set to get going swampward. You attempt to leave town through the southern gate.

You are stopped by an incredibly uncool regulator of authority! He simply refuses to let you through. It seems it is illegal for a child to seek safety from an impending meteor without parental accompaniment. You wonder if the stick up his ass is as long as his spear.

You will have to prove yourself to be a capable adult to get by!

>>3287
Prove you are a man.

Brandish the SORD......

>Sidestep to your left, around the regulator.

Can't do that, bro!

The wily regulator matches your moves perfectly. This is some serious dronejam going on. You'll have to use your wits to topple him.

You could shoa him your chops, but you don't have your SORD . . . . . .

>>3291

Put on your Zora Bro mask.

If this is not sufficient, convince him with a wailing fishbone guitar solo.

>>3291

Simon, sidestep to your left.

You don't have a Bro mask.

But memories come flooding back to you.

Your brother would always say he was looking out for you, even when you found yourselves in battle against each other. He taught you to believe in yourself, and believe in him believing in you. Even now he's in your heart.

You remembered Beatdown (Strider Style)!

This mix allows you to channel Bro's charisma and badassitude.

The Administrative Recruit recoils in awe and fear. Clearly a man stands before him. How wrong of him to treat you like a child. He lets you pass straight away.

You exit Prospit Town through the south gate, into Medium Field. A brisk morning breeze blows from the swamp. You have a feeling you are soon to meet a familiar face.

The time is 8:00 AM on day 1.

>Go to the swamp.

>Get moving before the peahats show up.

V a > V a >

Out of nowhere: A MOTHERFUCKIN' SPIRIT TRAIN.

>Tavros: Be Tingle. Sell maps.

>Oh no, a monster!

>>3312
>Spirit Train: Be the Feltstoppable Train.

>Terezi: H3Y L1ST3N

>>3709

Oh my god this is the most magnificent update. How do I breathe again? I can't seem to remember.

>Dave: Beat up monsters and get weapons and shit.

>>3710
it seems that the page of breath... took your breath away *poopoochish*

>Buy maps from this otherkin tool.

>Remember that you don't have the slingshot or arrows yet to knock him down.

>>3733
I bet that dude is gay for faeries. Get Tatlrezi to show a little leg, or wing, whatever, then hit that doofus from behind and mug him for whatever weapons & useful stuff he's got.

>Dave: Shoot down Tavros somehow so you can get some freaking maps.

You figure you could stand to know your way around this bizarre world of yours.

You attempt to get this freaky dude's attention.

WHOOPS

....SHOW HIM YOUR STAAAAAAAABS
Ride him like a mechanical bull.

Well, you just shot down a disabled person. I hope you're happy with yourself.

It looks like he made it through the fall okay, though. He seems to be distracted by being mesmerized by your fairy.

feed him the fairy

>Trade Fairy for all of his goods.

>Tavros: Trade maps and other such things for leg removal and playing with fairy.

>Tavros: Recognize fairy from the time of the horrible accident. Cry like a girl.

>Trade him Unreal Air for maps.

Wait a minute...

oH, wOW, tHAT SURE IS A COOL MASK, cAN I TRY IT ON PLEASE, fAIRY FRIENDS?

Fly, Pupa, flyyyyyyyy!

Traumatic memories have reduced your new friend to a quivering lump. He insists you take the map.

Poor guy. You should make a note to do something nice for him in the future.

Wow, this map kinda sucks. Must be a rough draft at best.

What dark rituals must I perform to transmute my copy of Majora's mask into this game? Tell me and they will be done.

>Take map, go to the Swamp of Wind!

>>4078
Take a file named BEN and erase it and save over it with a file named DAVE.

>>4075

Tie him to your horse and drag his crippled body to the nearest hotel or rest area. I'm sure he'll appreciate the ride.

>Put TAVROS in your inventory until you find somebody that can make him robo-legs.

>If the Deku Princess can fit in a bottle, so can Tavros. Do it.

>Just leave Tavros and go to the swap. It's not like he won't just appear later anyways.

i just thought of something
what if
get this
what if eridan is tingleros' dad?
because fairies don't real

>Dave: Go to the Swamp of Wind.
>John: Break character constantly.

>Big Fan: Bump this fantastic idea.