>Get to the punch and hang some prisoners already.

>Sollux: Sound the alarm!

>Karkat: become John Dillinger

>>3379
It sounds like Sollux has sounded the alarm. It better be something important.

>Terezi: Investigate.

>>3388
You find Sollux and ask him what's up. He says something about a robbery at a jewelry store.

>Terezi: DO TH3 TH1NG SOLLUX

>>3390
DO TH3 TH1NG DO TH3 TH1NG DO TH3 TH1NG DO TH3 TH1NG DO TH3 TH1NG DO TH3 TH1NG DO TH3 TH1NG

>Sollux: Do the thing

>>3391
fiine. but iit2 2o embarra2iing.

WEEEEEEEOEOOOOOOW

Hahahahahaaa, yes!! <3 This is amazing!

>go 4ppr3h3nd thos3 cr1m1n4ls

>>3396
11T'2 T11M3 TO 4PPR3HEND 2OM3 CR11MIN4L2

Meanwhile...

You are now KARKAT VANTAS. You were just stealing some stuff from a jewelry store and are making a run for it now.

Karkles: RUN TO THE ESCAPE CAR GO GO GO FUCKASS

>Gamzee:Mess up the plan in a ridiculous manner

>>3400
THAT'S WHAT I WAS ABOUT TO DO, FUCKASS!

>Karkat: Wonder why your car has the likeness of Nepeta.

>>3404
BECAUSE IT'S A KATKAR OBVIOUSLY.
Which reminds you. You should probably go find Gamzee.

> Gamzee: be the Joker.

>>3409

>Be the MiRaClE Joker

>>3409
>Mellow: do a crossover with Io

>>3410
You are now GAMZEE MAKARA and you don't know where the hell you are.

>>3417

>Gamzee: Slam a Faygo.

fjskfhsk, I need to check this page more often. I have a ton of Fan adventures to catch up on.

Gonna add this to the thread later. (Keep rocking on and being so fantsastic <3)

>>3419
You decide to slam a Faygo since you are always carrying one around with you.

bLuH

You've been holding it for so long that it expired.

>Gamzee: Buy new Faygo (with newly-acquired cash).

>>3433
Karkat took all the money you guys stole and said he would divide it up when you were safe. You don't know where he is.

>>3434

Forget money and Faygo, you need to plan for your next heist! Get the midnight crew on the phone!

>Gamzee: Rub off your makeup. The cops will never recognize you without it.

>>3436
You do your best to rub off your face paint. They will never recognize you as you make your escape.

Wait, you still don't know where you are.

>Gamzee: Turn on the lights, silly!

>>3456
Hey, what a conveniently placed light switch.

Oh yeah. You were also robbing from the Country leader's daughter, Feferi. I guess Karkat and Nepeta forgot you.

>Say that you're the light inspector, here to inspect the lights.

>>3459
You make up a sly lie saying that you are the light inspector.

>Gamzee: Punch Feferi in the snout to establish superiority.

>Gamzee: Become the most important character in this adventure.

>Dave: Be the DARK KNIGHT of Time.

>>3460
tell her the lights are fine, THEN PUNCH OUT HER LIGHTS

Robocop Aradia somehow become relevant.

>>3467
YES

BUT WHERE IS BATDAVE?
STUCK ON EARTH.

BAT EQUIUS THEN?

>>3467
You are now ARADIA who is already at the crime scene at the jewelry store.

>>3477

>Aradia: Get gunned down by Midnight Crew.

>Robbers: Reenact Reservoir Dogs.

>>3477
>Aradia: Go go Aradia-Jetboots! Apprehend those criminals!

>Karkat: Change your hue to match the background so you can hide from the Coppers.

>>3484

>No, wait, don't do that.

>>3495
You are already on the run outside. Just in time too.

> Gamzee: MIRACLE DANCE

>>3502
Karkat: Be just in time to see the Governor's daughter chasing Gamzee down the street with her 2x3dent. ... cheezy animated?

>>3509

>>3513
Man that was awesome.
>karkat: Wear a pinstripe suit and matching fedora hat so you look inconspicuous.

Karkat >Fight urge to call Gamzee a Fuckass.

RoboAradia >Inspect crime scene.

>Gamzee: Use tRoLLfUl ShUfFLe

Gamzee: Attempt to bribe the princess from skewering you with the jewerly/high tier weapons you just swindled from her bedroom.

>Feferi: Switch your goggles, it's time to go Cullfish Culler.

>>3513
(Karkat's facepalm is what really sells that scene.)

>Terezi and Sollux: Get to the crime scene already!

>>3551

>>3597

Terezi: PROMPTLY 4RR3ST CR1M1N4L SCUM

>>3625
You cannot ARREST any CRIMINALS because you cannot FIND ANY.

>>3659
>Terezi: Look around!

>>3663
>Remember that you're blind

>LOOK ANYWAY!

>>3669

>No, smell around instead.

>...just do the thing.

agreed.
>Sollux: Do the THING to light the building

>>3741
...Well that sorta helped.

>>3750
>Terezi: Look around!

Aradia: Have seizure from Sollux's thing.

>>3751
Smells like someone has been here recently. Someone with cherry blood.

>Terezi: Tell Sollux to stop that. Everything tastes like appleberry blast.

>Terezi: Call for the CSI Team. Assuming you aren't the CSI Team. If you are, interrogate Aradia.

>Sollux: Investigate surroundings.

>>3806
Aradia says that she found blue fur all over the store.



((derp sorry for slow updates. should be a little faster now))

Looks like the glass holding the jewels was cut in a perfect circle.

>Terezi: Mark Equius as a suspect and continue your interrogation.

>Sollux turn on the lights so you can stop doing the thing.

>Nepeta: Find a safe place to hide

>>3830
EQUIUS is probably not a SUSPECT because EQUIUS is also a cop!
That's all Aradia has to tell you.

>>3830
That should've been the first thing you did when you got in.

best adventure of all time OF ALL TIME

Terezi: Suspect Karkat. He's the only one you know that has cherry blood after all!

>>3842
Nepeta is currently the KAT-KAR!

>>3907
KARKAT is now a SUSPECT!

>>3909

>Nepeta: Why the fuck are you a kar.

>>3917
Because you got MAGICAL KAR TRANSFORMY POWERS.

>>3920

>Come up with a less retarded excuse.

>>3921
Nah.

>>3922

>Kat-kar: Resue Gamzee from the angry fish girl.

>>3923

>Kat Kar: Die from lack of oil checking.

>Kat Kar and Karkat: Try not to murder the princess and your co-conspirator. Jail for killing is a lot worse than jail for failed robbery.

>>3927

>keep riding nepeta and pretend like nothing happened

>>3931
RAAAHH

>>3932

>Villanous trio: Flee to secret hideout.

>Nepeta: Give Karkat a piggy-back ride all the way there.

>>3925
> can we see that crash in slow-mo instant replay?
Done.

Hey Gamzee: Nepeta looks like she's having a lotta fun. I bet you could do that too. Pick up the girl seeing starfish and all swirly-eyed from the crash, and give her a swinebeast ride to whereever your leader is going.

>Equius: become relevant, your partner is already at the scene!

>>3934
>>3937

Wow. Looks like Nepeta is having a lot of fun giving Karkat a piggyback ride. You should probably follow them, but you can't just leave Feferi here on the street.

>>3977
Equius is now relevant at the crime scene. Detective Eridan also invited himself.

>Eridan: Sleuth this problem!

>Eridan: Glub frantically about the dissapearance or Feferi.

>>3989

Equius: Listen to this glubbing, and then become angry and sweaty that someone has stolen the princess! Or at least harassed her into hiding.

>Eridan: assess the crime scene while doing an impression of your idol, Problem Sleuth.

>>3989
You basically came here to glub about princess Feferi's disappearance.

>>4008
You listen to this glubbing and become angry that someone has stolen the princess or forced her into hiding.

>Everyone: Get into intense heated car chase.

Terezi: Slap both of these fools, so they'll stop stomping over all of the evidence

>>4017
GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF, MAN! You're at a crime scene, you're an invvestigator, do some invvestigating.

> Crime Scene Investinterrigators: review the clues so far.
Officer Equius: uh-oh, that blue fur belongs to... better pretend you don't know and don't do anything suspicious.

For clarification guys, I made the fur Equius' color so it would be blue. It's not from him.
Sorry. XD;

>>4024

>Equius: STRONG SLAP Terezi back.

Equius: SUCH DEPRAVITY. I'm not sure if you should be enraged or aroused by this action, but you should react just the same.

>>3932
I laughed for several minutes at this one.

>>4033
>Eridan: Belive this slap means that Terezi is now your kismesis.

>>4050
>>4035

Did that slap mean that Terezi is now your kismesis?
You sure hope so.

>>4035
IS THAT EQUIUS GETTING IN THE WAY OF YOUR KISMESITUDE?
You are vvery agitated at this.

>>4026
I know where the fur is from. And so does Equius. I guess I was being too subtle.

Actual spoiler in in the spoiler tags here: I was trying to tactfully sneak in a sub-plot where Equius is a cop "on-the-take," so his moirailship (moirailitude?) with Nepeta could be part of this story. Also, the idea of him sweating nervously about being "found out" for "associating with gutterblood criminal scum" could be funny. "Is he sweating because he's nervous?" "I dunno, how is it different from his normal sweaty self?"

>>4098
I thought so. I was just making sure. XD
I can actually put that in the story. Hmm.

>>4096
>Terezi: Somehow survive the slap. At least go into a coma or somthing.

>>4103
Terezi is knocked UNCONSCIOUS from the STRONG SLAP.

Meanwhile...

>>4106
>Feferi: Try to remember the license plates so you can report them to da police.

>>4106

I see SOMEONE has been reading Alan Moore comics... :D

Feferi: Find out where the HELL you are ... Then dance

> Feferi: Wake up

>>4130
Where are you?

> Feferi: Attempt to escape without notice.
> Fail.

>>4138

>pretend you're still unconcious and listen in on what they're saying

>>4138

Karkat: Freak out at Gamzee because motherfucker just KIDNAPPED THE PRINCESS

>Feferi: Use execretory needs as an excuse for them to give you privacy. Then high-tail it out of there.

>>4145
>Karkat: save the princess! frame your friend!

>Karkat: Realize your partners in crime are Gamzee and Nepeta. Reevaluate life.

>>4144
>>4145

You listen in on their conversation. They say stuff about how they robbed a jewelry store a few minutes before.
One of them also flips out because apparently another one of them accidentally kidnapped you.

>>4190

Okay okay, calm down. Or at least flip your shit a little more quietly. Maybe you can still polish this turd to a shine, or get some lipstick on this porkrodent, or whatever that fuckin' metaphor is. Time to do what you do best: take charge, improvise, and lie like a shameless motherfucker.
What would you do next if you PLANNED on kidnapping the princess?
> Time for a new plan. A master plan.

I think I'll rephrase my last command.

>Feferi: Say you're having personal problems that will make them want to give you some privacy. Once said privacy is acquired, escape.

Anyone in this group: Notice that Feferi is not tied down or being guarded in any way, just lying on the ground a few feet away. Someone should stand guard/try to escape outright.

Short hiatus, sorry guys.

>Karkles: Angrily spew fuckness chitchat at Fef.