>Realize you are well drawn and the guy drawing you is just being down on himself. >:(
>Also glub like a cuttlefish and fill some buckets.

>>365
You're not sure what to fill the buckets with, seeing as how you have no matesprit or kismesis, so you just fill them with some unbelievably shitty wands. You glub like a cuttlefish in approval of your masterful work.

haha thanks for the encouragement!

>pretend magic is real while no one is looking and play pretend wizard with your only friends, the fancy wizard statues

>>380
You sit down on the floor and arrange the FANCY WIZARD STATUES in a group around you while you double-check to make ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN that NOBODY is watching you. There's no way anyone could be watching you. That could not possibly happen and is silly to continue thinking about.

==>
ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN that nobody is watching you, you issue a spell.

==>
Unsurprisingly, nothing happens.

This magic wand is actually one of those sticks that they give you to stir paint with.

Mourn the fact your wands are so unbelievably shitty.

Karkat: Watch these shenanigans. Show your disapproval in a diplomatic manner.

Note: 'diplomatic'

>>388
You become downright ovveremotional about how shitty these wands are.

>>389
OH MY LORD. WHO THE HELL CRIES OVER A FUCKING PAINT STIRRER? I'LL TELL YOU WHO. A GOGDAMNED GRUB, THAT'S WHO.

>>393
Karkat: Get diplomacy certificate revoked. You monster.

>Any troll: Laugh at how pathetic Eridan is.

>>409
Karkat seems to have let himself in and continues to amuse himself with your antics.

>>394
You resolve to revoke Karkat's Certificate of Diplomacy when you get the chance.

>Herpus Derpus: suddenly appear.

>>421
A bottle of HERPUS DERPUS BRAND TOILET BOWL CLEANER suddenly appears. Herpus Derpus himself cannot possibly make a personal appearance here. He's a busy man.

==>
You are shocked! A bottle of toilet bowl cleaner simply appeared out of thin air. This is clearly magic.

Karkat is still over there laughing his ass off at you. God, he is getting annoying. How did he even get here, anyway? You live on an island.

>Vriska: realize you missed out on the best kismesis opportunity you'll ever have.

>Herpus Derpus: realize you are only a bottle of pipe cleaning fluid and drink yourself to commit suicide

>Eridan: attempt to make more miracles happen before Gamzee can get here

>>435
>Eridan: shovve that bottle dowwn Karkat's throat maybe that wwill shut him up

>>440
>>437
You shove the bottle of toilet bowl cleaner down Karkat's throat. He ceases his tirade about how stupid you are and the accompanying laughing fits, preferring instead to make gagging noises. Disgusting, but he did indeed shut up. Which is a miracle in and of itself.

>>436
Vriska is apparently trying to get a hold of you. You don't notice because you're busy dealing with Karkat. She'll just have to deal ww the fact that you can't be guaranteed to be around the computer every second on the off chance that you get trolled. Who would expect you to do that, anyway?

>>451

>Vriska: Maybe you're just not TRYING HARD ENOUGH!!!!!!!!

>>469
You resolve to try harder. You increase your trolling onslaught eightfold.

==>
Well, someone's getting desperate.

>Vriska: PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

>>548
This is getting ridiculous.

Eridan: PAY ATTENTION TO HER!!!!!!!!

>>585
--arachnidsGrip [AG] began trolling caligulasAquarium [CA]--

AG: Hey!
AG: Asshole!!!!!!!!
AG: I'm waiting!
AG: Come on, fishface, I'm trolling you! The least you could do is answer!
AG: F8ck!!!!!!!!
AG: AAAAAAAANSWER MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
CA: jegus vvri you better wwatch it or youre gonna bust a vvein or somethin
AG: Finally!!!!!!!!
AG: Jegus, you are so hard to get in touch with today.
CA: wwell i had some shit i had to take care of okay
AG: You're saying you have irons in the fire?
CA: i guess you could say that
AG: Yeah right.
AG: Get real!
AG: No8ody has more irons in the fire than me!
AG: No8ody!
CA: none of the bodies
AG: Exactly!
CA: wwell kars over here bein a douche and i had to put him in his place
AG: Fuck, V8nt8s is over there?
CA: yeah i wwas surprised too
CA: i havve no glubbin idea howw he evven got ovver here i mean i livve on a fuckin island
AG: I know!
AG: Y8u live in a stupid ship on 8 stupid island in the stupid ocean surrounded 8y stupid waves and stupid sea monsters!
AG: It's so stupid!!!!!!!!
AG: You're stupid!!!!!!!!
CA: wwoww vvri youre bein kinda
CA: uh
CA: antagonistic today
AG: So wh8t if I am?
CA: wwell maybe it means youre
CA: wwait
CA: nevver mind
AG: Oh maaaaaaaan, now I'll never know what stupid thing you were a8out to say next!
AG: Wh8t will I ever do?
CA: i dunno guess youll just havve to deal ww it
AG: Oh my g8d!
AG: "De8l with it?"
AG: You're saying "de8l with it" now????????
AG: You totally got that from me!
AG: That w8s my de8l, and you stole it!
CA: so wwhat if i did
CA: its just wwords anyone can use them
CA: not like you havve em trademarked or some shit like that
CA: its public domain
CA: and evven if it wwasnt im your superior i could steal em from you and there isnt evven a damn thing you could do about it
AG: Wh8tever.
CA: yeah
CA: the only thing you could do
CA: is deal ww it
AG: Oh my g8d, Ampora.
AG: You're so laaaaaaaame.
CA: evveryone else i know begs to differ
AG: Yeah, and who exactly is that?
CA: wwell
AG: Well?
CA: uh
AG: I'm waiting........
CA: equi seems to think im pretty cool
AG: Horseboy? He just thinks that because of your blood color!
AG: He'd even kiss Tavros's ass if he was a purple blood
CA: yeah wwell
AG: If you're so awesome, why don't you have a matesprit?
CA: uh
AG: Or for that matter, a kismesis?
AG: Huh?

Shit. You knew this was a bad idea.

>Eridan: Ask Vvri to be your kismesis

>>608
CA: uh
CA: to be honest with you
CA: im a little curious as to wwhy you care
AG: Care?
AG: You think I care just because I'm asking about it?
CA: wwell
CA: yeah thats normally why people ask that sort of thing
AG: Pfffffffftttttttt.
CA: look vvri
CA: wwe had a great thing goin when we were all doin the wwhole flarpin deal
CA: so i wwas wwonderin
CA: uh
AG: What?
CA: nevver mind
CA: forget i said anything
AG: Oh, no, you're n8t pulling that this time, Am8ora.
AG: Spit it out.
CA: fine
CA: i wwas wonderin if maybe wwe could
CA: restart our rivvalry
CA: like without the flarpin
CA: and wwith a more
CA: uh
CA: romantic leanin
CA: havve you evver thought about that
CA: hello
CA: vvri
CA: you there

>>615
>Vriska: confer with your moirail before proceeding any further.

this is such an awesome adventure you don't even know

>vriska: realize you have too many irons in the fire and 8ail on this hornses ass

>eridan: get out your boom box and play one of your sad rock songs to cope with the despair

>>627

--arachnidsGrip [AG] began trolling grimAuxilatrix [GA]--
AG: Oh maaaaaaaan.
GA: Years Of Experience As Your Moirail Has Taught Me That You Saying Something Like That Is Rarely A Harbinger Of A Non-Dramatic Situation
AG: What's th8t supposed to mean?
GA: Nothing
GA: Please
GA: How Can I Help You Today Vriska
AG: I have a convers8ion with 8mpora going in an8ther window.
AG: Guess what he is asking me to do????????
GA: Well Considering It Is Eridan
GA: I Would Hazard A Guess That He Is Asking You To Be His Kismesis
AG: F8ck, Kanaya!
AG: H8w do you do that????????
GA: Well Considering That I Am Your Moirail I Should Hope That I Am Aware Of Your Other Romantic Possiblities At All Times For The Benefit Of Being Able To Help When Necessary
GA: Also He Talked To Me About This A While Back
AG: Oh.
AG: Well, wh8t do you think I should doooooooo?
GA: Do You Hate Him
AG: Yeah!
AG: But I hate everybody.
GA: I Suppose To Clarify I Mean Do You Hate Him In That Way
GA: In A Way That Would Facilitate A Caliginous Relationship
AG: I don't know!
AG: That's why I'm asking you!
GA: Asking Another To Clarify Your Own Emotions Does Not Seem Like A Very Useful Course Of Action
AG: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
AG: Here's the st8pid spider8itch who doesn't even know her own feelings, and has to ask her moirail a8out it!
AG: Doesn't even know what to say to a 8oy that hates her 8ecause she's too messed up in the head!
GA: Vriska I Did Not Say Any Of That
AG: Yeah, but you were thinking it!
AG: I kn8w th8t's wh8t every8ne thinks a8out me!
AG: Th8t I'm s8me cr8zy-8ss 8itch th8t throws pe8ple off cl8ffs 8ecause she d8esn't know how to h8ndle her 8wn 8m8t8ons!
AG: 8'm j8st g8ing to use this 8 ball to tell m8 wh8t to do!!!!!!!!
AG: I'll t8lk to you l8er, K8n8y8!
--arachnidsGrip [AG] ceased trolling grimAuxilatrix [GA]--

>>736
>Kanaya: All you have to do is make Vriska channel all her rage at Eridan so that you can have the rest. All is going according to plan.

>Nepeta: update shipping wall.

>>736
Vriska: Troll Eridan again and tell him to fuck off, which will only make him want you more

>>636
CA: uh vvri
CA: youre not sayin nothin
CA: i dont knoww wwhat that means
CA: are you still there
CA: vvri
CA: say somethin
CA: please
AG: F8ck y8u, Amp8ra!!!!!!!!

==>
--arachnidsGrip [AG] has blocked caligulasAquarium [CA]--

>>737
You check The Plan. An eight ball was not mentioned in The Plan. You're worried.

>>751
>Kanaya: TRY HARDER!!!!!!!!

>Vriska: Do the opposite of whatever the 8 Ball tells you to do. Smash it if it says to ask again later, then try again with another one.

>Gamzee: give Eridan your own special romance advice

>Karkat: wake up in the Hollow dimension because you drank bleach

>>755
GA: Consulting An Eight Ball With Regards To Your Romantic Situation Is Likewise Unwise
GA: As I Am Sure You Know
GA: Yet Once Again You Find The Need To Revel In Self-Destruction For Little Observable Reason
GA: Tell Me Why This Is So
GA: Hello
GA: Vriska
GA: Are You There
GA: Please Answer Me

>>767
Vriska, meanwhile, has another iron in the fire. You decide to shake the ball and take its meaning or advice to be the opposite of what it says.

...Welp.

>>812
vriska: apologize to eridan and attempt to hold polite conversation with him.

>>768
You simultaneously get trolled by Gamzee and Vriska. Well, probably best to see what Gamzee wants first. Vriska is probably going to continue being a total tool, as usual.

==>
--terminallyCapricious [TC] began trolling caligulasAquarium [CA]--
TC: HeY mY mAiN fIsHyFaCe MaN.
TC: WhAt Be HaPpEnIn In YoUr WiCkEd ShIt, BrO?
CA: goddam it gam
CA: wwhat i need right noww is not you recommendin a bevverage or your wweird alternatin capital letters
TC: WhOoOoOoOaAaAaAh.
CA: ?
TC: WhEn yOu tYpE TwO VvS Or wWs tOgEtHeR LiKe tHaT It mAkEs fUcKiN WaVy lInEs!
TC: JuSt lIkE YoUr mOtHeRfUcKiN SyMbOl bRo.
TC: :o) hOnK
CA: yeah yeah ivve been doin the double vv and ww thing since i wwas a swweep old
TC: WoW ReAlLy, DoG?
CA: yes
CA: wwe literally go ovver this evvery other time wwe talk, gam
CA: get ww the program
TC: Aw sHiT MaN ThAtS PrEtTy fUcKiN NeAt.
TC: HeRe lEt mE TrY It!
TC: WwWwWwWwWwVvVvVvVvV
TC: Aw sHiT My wAtErY BrOtHeR, iT DoNt fUcKiN WoRk wHeN I Do iT!
TC: YoU ArE ThE W AnD V MaStEr. It'S yOu.
CA: yeah i cant imagine wwhy it wwouldnt wwork wwhen you do it
TC: I'Ll tElL YoU WhY BrO.
CA: oh god
TC: FuCkIn mIrAcLeS Is wHy.
CA: gam miracles is not wwhat i need right now
TC: NaH, mAn, MiRaClEs iS ThE ThInG WhAt eVeRyOnE NeEdS AlL ThE TiMe.
TC: SpEaKiNg oF WhIcH, wHaT'S FuCkIn uP WiTh yOu?
TC: SoRrY FoR NoT AsKiNg wHaTs wRoNg wHeN YoUrE ObViOuSlY In a bAd mOoD.
TC: ThAt's sOmE BuLlShIt oN My pArT, dOg.
CA: wwell
CA: wwhats wwrong is i just asked vvri to be my kismesis and she fuckin laughed it off like it was nothin
CA: like i ain't wworth shit to her
CA: i ain't wworth shit to nobody
TC: NoW SeE RiGhT ThErE Is tHe sHiT ThAtS MoThErFuCkIn uNtRuE, dAwG.
TC: YoU GoTtA NoT Be lIsTeNiNg tO YoUrSeLf wHeN YoUrSeLf tElLs iTsElF ThAt tHe sHiT ThAt's sHiT Is iTsElF, yOu kNoW?
CA: wwoww
CA: i am literally in awwe of howw fuckin convvoluted you made that sentence
CA: great fuckin job there gam
TC: MoThErFuCkIn tHaNkS DoG.
TC: HoNkHoNkHoNkHoNkHoNkHoNkHoNkHoNk :o)
CA: yeah
CA: this convversation is goin nowwhere
TC: ShIt bRo, I'm fUcKiN SoRrY AbOuT ThAt sHiT.
TC: JuSt wItH ThE DeAl tHaTs aLl gOiNg oN WiTh vRiSkA.
TC: YoU JuSt gOtTa sIt bAcK AnD LeT ShIt hApPeN.
TC: BeCaUsE YoU KnOw wHaT WiLl hApPeN?
CA: i bet i can guess
TC: ReAlLy, BrOtHeR?
CA: yeah
CA: i knoww exactly what youre about to say
TC: UuUuUhHhHh...
CA: yeah
CA: wwatch you provve me wrong this one time
CA: wwell
CA: come on and say it
--terminallyCapricious [TC] has spaced out.--
CA: wwell shit

that conversation was incredible

>Eridan: answer VVriska

>>814
>>849
AG: I'm sorry, Eridan........
AG: That was really mean of me to do.
AG: I wouldn't w8nt someone 8lowing me off and 8locking me if I asked them to 8e my kismesis, so why should I do that to you?
AG: Sorry.
AG: ::::(
CA: wwoww
CA: youre actually fuckin apologizin for somethin for once
CA: i am rendered speechless by this
CA: wwe need to go check ww the producers table
CA: roger wwhen wwas the last time wwe had that happen on our showw
CA: really
CA: roger says the last time wwe had a spiderbitch apologize and act all fuckin nicey nicey wwas on novvember 17, 1973
AG: Oh my g8d, I try to be polite and apologize, and this is how I get treated????????
AG: F8ck you, Amp8ra!
CA: wwait
CA: im sorry vvri
CA: im being a total brinesucker here
CA: god no wwonder you turned me dowwn im a fuckin ass
AG: Eridan........
CA: wwhat are you gonna tell me its not true here i am wwarchest the size of a planet and I cant score me a kismesis or a matesprit
AG: Oh my g8d, you are pathetic.
CA: thanks
AG: I never actually said no, you know.
CA: wwhoa wwhoa wwhoa
CA: back up here
AG: Well, you're right, you are a total ass.
CA: yeah i am
CA: wwait hold that thought
CA: kar is in here screamin shit at me again
AG: Oh my g8d, 8mp8ora!!!!!!!!
AG: I'm a8out to 8nn8unce the tr8e f88lings in my s8nguine pump and you tell me to shut up for Kark8t????????
AG: Why d8n't y8u j8st 8sk h8m to 8e your fucking k8sm8s8s????????
CA: wwait vvri its not like that
AG: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CA: gulp

>>854

>Vriska: be the other girl.

>>884
You are now Tavros Nitram.

>>885
>awkwardly attempt to woo the nearest girl
>Vriska: seethe

>>895
There aren't any girls nearby to woo! You're just sitting there in your hive.

And you really don't know how well Vriska would take you hitting on other girls. The thought is worrying at best and terrifying at worst.

>>897

>Tavros: be the other girl again, you sad sack of shit.

>>898
You are now the other girl.

Nope, wait, still Tavros. Huh. Funny, that.

>>922
>get on Trollian and start trolling Kanaya, asking her how to woo that fetching eight-eyed pirate

>Tavros: Acertain current status of legs.

>>934
>>980
Wooing any sort of eight-eyed thing seems like a terrible idea. You sort of subconsciously look at your legs. They're nice, and you're thankful for them, but you'd really have rather had your real legs back and functioning, if it was possible.

>>1012

>Tavros: Use freshly confirmed robo legs to dance a little jig.

>Eridan: suddenly realize and question why there were hive windows in the veil laboratory

>>1017
As expected, this achieves nothing.

Waiting for players...

>Tavros: Become Pupa Pan.

iN MY DREAM,,,
i AM THE bOY-sKYLARK,
iT'S ME,

Tavros: go find eridan

>>1388
You are struck by a sudden desire to go see Eridan.

pCHOOOO,

>>1404
You let yourself into to your friend's hive.

What have you even walked in on here.

>Karkat: Tell Tavros to stop wearing outfits for girls.

>Tavros: Steal Eridan's stuff while he isn't looking.

>Vriska: FUCK SHIT UP!!!!!!!!

>>1672
»HI TAVROS.
»hI,
»I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU.
»wHAT,,,
»THE QUESTION IS WHAT THE FUCK. WHY ON GOG'S GREEN ALTERNIA ARE YOU WEARING THAT OUTFIT.
»wELL, i LIKE IT,,, gREEN IS A GOOD COLOR, uM,,, aND, iT MAKES ME FEEL BRAVE, aLSO,
»THAT OUTFIT. IT MAKES YOU FEEL BRAVE.
»yES,,,
»I JUST. I. CANNOT COMPREHEND HOW.
»oH,,,
»STOP WEARING OUTFITS FOR GIRLS.
»}:(

>>1673
Eridan left some candy on the table. Maybe if you just reach over, and...

>>1676
>CRASH

WHAT'S UP, 8ITCHES????????

==>
Tavros hides behind the nearest bookcase.

>>1693
>Vriska: remember your Crecent horn, sevenfold eye, and torn sleeve are all on your left side.

>>1699
They are on the correct side? I didn't have enough pixels to detail the sevenfold eye, so I made its pupil smaller and lighter under the idea that the central pupil on it is smaller to accommodate the six omitted orbital pupils. I guess I should have figured that people would make the opposite interpretation.

tl;dr: eightfold vision how does it work

>Vriska: initi8 nonconsentual makeouts
>Karkat: explain how much they both suck at romance and make them sit down and watch one of your romcoms until they LEARN TO DO IT BETTER

>Tavros: Weep.

>Eridan: Who cares about Vriska? Use new romance knowledge to ask Feferi out.

>>1705
>notAnon: feel like an ass for not noticing

Sorry man, I can get nitpicky sometimes.
I applogise.

>Vriska: Wear the outfit, Be the fairy

>>1734
You are suddenly gripped by the desire to tear up someone's face with your fangs. There are three trolls here. Who will be your victim?

>>1770

>Pick Karkat, his reaction will be more angry and amusing.

>>1736
A wobbling, weeping, woobie bookcase will certainly not attract her attention.

>>1770

>All three. At once.

>Vriska: mind control the 3 of them into making out with one another while you watch.

>>1771
» Pssssssssst. 8rave leader.
» WHAT.
» It's 8een a long time since we've seen each other!
» NOT FUCKING LONG ENOUGH IF YOU ASK ME. I COULD HAVE GONE SWEEPS WITHOUT SEEING YOU. THEY WOULD BE INORDINATELY HAPPY SWEEPS FILLED WITH ME NOT HAVING CREEPY SPIDERY BITCHES SPEWING CRAZY OCTAGONAL SHIT AT ME. I WOULD GO PRANCING IN A FUCKING MEADOW EVERY GOGDAMN DAY IN SHEER JUBILATION OF HOW MUCH HAPPIER MY LIFE HAD BEEN.
» So much haaaaaaaate, Vantas! I like that. And you know that I do!
» OH MY GOG I DON'T LIKE THE WAY YOU'RE CREEPING UP ON ME LIKE THAT. WHY ARE YOU CREEPING UP ON ME LIKE THAT.
» May8e I just want to experience some of this hate of yours for myself.
» VRISKA. WHAT THE FUCK. LET GO OF MY SHIRT. LET GO. LET GO RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
» :::;)
» LKSDJF;ALKDFJAS;DFJASLFLAGFKLGDBLKFDBKLJSDKL;

>>1748
--caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling cuttlefishCuller [CC]--
CA: hey fef
CC: )(I -ERIDAN!
CC: GLUBGLUBGLUBGLUBGLUB.
CA: glub
CA: i wwas wwantin to tell you somethin
CC: O)(?
CA: i wwas wwantin to say
CA: that i dont knoww wwhats prettier today
CA: the wwater, the sky, or your eyes
CC: Awwww. -Eridan, t)(at's kind of sweet.
CA: your eyes are as pretty as the ocean and im lost at sea
CC: U)(...
CA: if you wwas a laser you wwould be set on "stunnin"
CC: -Eridan...
CA: i hope you knoww cpr because you take my fuckin breath awway
CC: 38|
CA: if you stood in front of a mirror and held up elevven roses
CA: you wwould see twwelvve of the most beautiful things in the wworld
CC: -ERIDAN.
CA: wwhat
CA: i wwas just wwantin to ask you
CA: if i told you that you had a hot body wwould you hold it against me
--cuttlefishCuller [CC] has blocked caligulasAquarium [CA]--

>>1783
ffffhahahaha, gold.

>>1778

Karkat: Know that somewhere deep inside, you liked it.

>>1792

>>1777
The sexy makeout ruse was a...DISTAAAAAAAACTION! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

::::)

>>1829
>Vriska: go get a cigarette. DIS GUN B GUD

Haha yesss. You took my suggestion. >D

>Vriska: eat popcorn

>>1830
She's not old enough to buy cigarettes yet!

>Karkat: Enough of these clowns! Bash their heads together like in the Three Stooges to knock them out or at least make them focus on making out with each other and not you.

>Eridan: Suddenly realize what you're doing and punch Karkat in the face. His romance lecture did not work. At all.

>>1844

I love this so much. You have no idea.

>>1847
this
this this this this this this
>>1844
Vriska ANN Serket?
why do i love that so much?

>>1847
>>1850
You both attempt to follow these commands at the same time and both of you end up resolutely failing.

>>1864
Because there is no way her middle name could be anything BUT Ann.

Or at least that's what your headcanon is telling you now. >:]

>Vriska: Get in on the slap fight just for fun.

>>1948
You decide to get involved in the fight. You roll your dice because really you're so bony and scrawny that you'd just embarrass yourself otherwise.

bluh sorry the update took so long, I've been sick

>Feferi: Fool the others into thinking that you are D---EAD!

>Vriska: the Fancy WWizard Statues would like a word with you

>>2088
--carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling cuttlefishCuller [CC]--
CG: HI, FEFERI.
CC: )(i, Karkat! 38)
CC: I certainly seem to be popular today!
CC: -EV-ERYON-E is trolling me right now.
CC: All the ones.
CC: All of t)(em.
CC: GLUBGLUBGLUBGLUBGLUBGLUBGLUB.
CG: YES GLUB GLUB GLUB.
CG: LISTEN IF I WWAS TO ASK YOU FOR A PICTURE TO SHOWW MY FRIENDS THAT ANGELS DO EXIST WWOULD YOU SEND ME ONE.
CC: ...
CC: 38|
CC: Nice try, -Eridan.
CG: WWHAT. I AM KARKAT. I AM THE ANGRY LAND DWWELLING ONE THAT HAS A SICKLE AND NUBBY HORNS AND YELLS A LOT. ERIDAN IS THE BADASS ONE WW THE SWWEET CAPE AND THE COOL GUN.
CC: T)(e W's, -Eridan. T)(e W's gave you away.
CG: OH
CG: WWELL FEF YOU GOTTA GIVVE ME SOMETHIN TO WWORK WWITH HERE
CG: DO YOU HAVE A GPS ON YOUR HUSKPAD BECAUSE I KEEP GETTIN LOST IN YOUR EYES
CC: Stop it, -Eridan. I am never ever ever going to say yes to you no matter )(ow many times you ask!
CC: Glub.
CG: WWHY DO YOU HAVVE TO SHUT ME DOWWN LIKE THAT
CC: W)(y do you still keep talking in all caps like Karkat even though you know I know you're not )(im?
CG: TO BE HONEST I DONT KNOW HOWW TO TURN THE CAPS OFF ON THIS THING
CG: I DONT THINK YOU EVVEN CAN TURN EM OFF
CC: 38/
CG: BUT ANYWWAY
CG: WWHY
CG: WWHY CANT YOU JUST GIVVE ME A CHANCE FEF
CG: IM FUCKIN BEGGIN YOU
CC: Because, stupid.
CC: I'M D---EAD!

>>2087

>The Dice: VICTORY AT SEA - A naval vessel is summoned to crash into your opponent. Wha-oh.

>Eridan: Cry.

>>2210
>>2213

I hope this is suitably epic for panel 50

also feel free to smack me if the art gets too derpy for you all

wwill you fuckers knock off the bullshit ovver there cant you see im havin a crisis ovver here

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>Eridan: SHOOT HER AGAIN WHILE YOUR IRONS ARE HOT. YOU ARE THE MOTHERFUCKING PRINCE OF HOPE. IT IS YOU.

>Eridan: Magic is real. Beat the shit out of Vriska with it.

>Eridan: Make Her Pay

>>2327
>>2335
>>2336
[A] noww youre gonna fuckin get it spiderbitch

>>2358
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Wh8t the f8ck, Ampora????????

>Vriska: He just knocked off a horn and dressed you as a Boy Skylark. Go over there and ram that wand up his ass.

>>2499
Oh hell no. There's no way you're letting him get away with that. You march over there to give him what for.

>>2530

Break his stupid hipster glasses.

>Eridan: Use magic to send Vriska flying out the window.

>>2538
God, these glasses of his are so retarded. You 8reak them for him. To 8e honest, you're doing him a favor!!!!!!!!

>>2549
You're going to show that spiderbitch the door.

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Unfortunately, you DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING.

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>Everyone: Have delicious toast using Vriska's body as a seat.

>Nannasprite: Wonder who summoned you in a toaster.

I will be conducting a hard drive and OS upgrade so it will probably be a few days until I can update again. Gonna have to reinstall the tablet drivers and what not.

>Eridan: Put Vriska's hair in the toaster and cook it.

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looks like vvri

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is toast

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Karkat: Guitar solo

>>2586
The three of you use Vriska's shittily rendered body as a bench while you enjoy delicious toast.

>>2965
>>2710
You jam some of Vriska's hair into the toaster. It catches on fire.

Meanwhile the toaster is having some sort of existential crisis. Fortunately, it cannot verbalize these thoughts, as it's just a toaster.

[youtube] >Trio: Realize you need to get a cooling beverage for your toast in a energetic and 90's manner

>Eridan: Go after dat purple stuff

>Toaster: Come out of your existential crisis having come to terms with the fact that you are actually John Egbert.
Just like Fight Club.

>>3001
You obtain some text-color-appropriate drinks for the three of you.

Grape juice for you.
Orange juice for Tavros.
Dirty mopwater for Karkat.

>>3009
The toaster now believes it is John Egbert. It attempts to DO THE WINDY THING to put out the fire in Vriska's hair.

Its attempt was an unmitigated failure. Toasters don't have fans or any other sort of power that could generate a windy thing!

>Karkat: attempt to open your mouth even wider somehow

>Eridan's cape: Wonder where you've been all this time. The Prince of Hope needs his princely duds.

Karkat: Decide the mop water isn't all that bad.

>Nannasprite: Oh there's your missing toaster!