>Jade: Have a friendship aneurysm!

>Befriend frogs.

>>3643
Hmm, it seems Grandpa is making a new friend.
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>>3649
You're having a friendship aneurysm!

>Grandpa: First, get Jade back inside. (If she forgot to bring her rifle with her, berate her for it.) Then fap to Mary.

>Piker: Teleport that little girl back to her room.

>Lady Mary Heartskill: Hmm... Friendship Aneurysm... That gives you an idea...

>>3667
One of the more inexplicable parts of the Santa Monica Psychiatric Hospital Sketchbook that became the Squiddles bible is the phrase "Friendship Aneurysm". Like everything else in the sketchbook, Heartskill never explained this phrase or said where it came from.
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>>3650

>Jade: Recover.

>>3651
The cries of your young charge distract you from your perving...I mean, observing of your lovely guest. You feel it is your grandfatherly duty to assist her back into the house, but it would be rude to leave your guest alone. What should you do?

>>3674

>Grandpa: Go on an absolutely smashing group adventure into the house with your guest and your charge!

>L.M. Heartskill: after the fun, go with Hass to the Outer Rim for some "inspiration"

>Grandpa: Signal to Heartskill that she needs to hide in the lake until you come back.

>>3714
You give your guest multiple confusing and possibly obscene signals before giving up and just telling her to stay in the pond until you get back.

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speaking of signals, this means wait for me

>>3725
Well isn't that just like a man. Giving you mixed signals then leaving you by a giant frog statue.

how wrong did I get the temple and the island?

>Who you callin' Pinhead?

>Grandpa: Get Jade inside so that you can fap to Mary. Don't forget to call her out on not bringing her rifle (assuming she doesn't have it).
>Mary: Inspect Frog Temple for potential riches.

> author: optimize images because loading them is killing peoples' browsers

>>3775

Did you know there are Pinhead children's costumes? That's just not right.

>>3803
>fap to Mary

No.

>>3803
But yeah, let's explore this thing-a-majig here. Got nothing better to do.

and let's pretend I made a reference to Epiphany somewhere.

>explore temple and forget to bring clothing

>>3838

>Piker: Teleport Lady Mary away from the frog temple.

>>3897
You climb the dangerously steep stairs, taxing Hysterical Woman's already limited abilities. You are still in your pants not because you forgot your clothes, but because YOU LOVE BEING (HALF) NAKED!
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>this is incredibly hard, have some tangential intermission while she climbs all these stairs

>>3898
(animated)
Piker/Bec/The First Guardian of Earth is upset.

Where should she be teleported?

>somewhere she can't be seen, hopefully

I lol'd at his pose

>Teleport her to the Furthest Ring

>Teleport her to a room with a moose.

>>3929
>>3929
>>3929
>>3929
>>3929

>>3929
>>3940

You aren't a total sadist.
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>>3926
You just teleport her to the Furthest Rim.

>Let's become tangle buddies
>Tangle budddiiiies

>>3996
You can hear a child's voice singing about how much it wants a friend. You listen, because you cannot close your ears like you can close your eyes.

Your eyes are closed.

shameless bump because damnit i'm one of the few fanadventure "artist" who doesn't have anything better to do

>Wonder what these "tangle buddies" are and how might become one.

>>4110
You listen closer to the beautiful singing. This music does not sound like the coying music from the show Squiddles, and that would become one of the reasons you could never watch that show, even though it carried your name. Listening to that theme song felt like listening to a bad cover, times 314 with a case of painful deja vu. It could never match this song. This was a song of longing, a song from a lonely misunderstood child looking for friendship, deserted in a place where nobody dared to go, and though things seem hopeless, the child finds friends, the best buddies anyone could ever ask for, and the child is never lonely again. No Earthly music could compare to this beautiful song.
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>>4117
Actually it sounds a little like the British progressive rock band Electric Light Orchestra.
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>>4118
You ask in your heart how you can find such friendship as found in the song.

A voice answers back: open your eyes.

>Open eyes.

>>4147
You open your eyes.
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>>4169
A young girl stands before her window. It is September 11, 1940 1968. Thirteen years ago she was given life, but only today will she be given a name.
What is her name?

>>4170

BUTTERNUT SOUFFLE

>>4170

"YOUR MOM"

>>4170

"HOPELESS SHUTIN"

>>4182
That's not your name! That's a sad and silly name!
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>>4171
Obviously this is your name. This has always been your name.

>Butternut: Glub like sealife and defenestrate some waste.

>>4188
Yes! Recreate the Thirty Year War as in an alternate universe where fish ruled the world!
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>>4201
Damn windows doesn't open.

>>4202
And you suffer a delayed reaction to the teleportation.

>Unpuke

>>4203

Stop eating slinkies, it's not good for you Butternut.

>Retrieve arms from puke.

>>4205
>>4221
What puke? You haven't puked. You've just been playing in your room for the past four hours.
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>>4251
You examine your room. It shows signs of your many interests.
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>>4252
No wait, your one interest. You are interested in Squiddles. You have no other interests.

>Butternut: Do an acrobatic fucking pirouette off the handle for no adequately explained reason.

>Pretend to be Princess Berryboo.

>>4254
You fail miserably and fall on...what are these things? Oh yes, merchandise from that show you're obsessed with. The one that won't air for 32 years. Yes, how could you forget that? You'll be forgetting your best friend's name next.

>Telephone best friend.

>>4276
Yes, you'll go down to the kitchen and ring up your best friend on the big rotary phone!
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>>4307
No wait you have no friends because you're queer and a liar and you got spots and you always want to play Blitz Squiddles. You remain sad and friendless.

>Butternut: Hallucinate.

>>4314
she kinda already is

>Butternut: turn that 0_0 into a 0u0, there are adventures to be had.

>Inspect mysterious watermark.

>>4316
You've always preferred the letter w.

I should probably point out that Butternut is suppose to be Lady Mary Heartskill trapped in the Furthest Rim. I was going to name her Mary Hart after the bad name was rejected but I though it would be funnier this way

>>4335
Time to search for unexploded ordinances put on an all-horse version of Lion In Winter look for squiddles!

Picture related.

wow this is depressing.

>Ingest many fine cheeses

>>4753
Capital idea! Squiddles love fermented curd and you're feeling a bit peckish yourself. You go down to the local cheese shop to buy some for your underwater friends. What would they like?

>>4754

Feta. The squiddles demand feta.

>>4767
Participating in basic commerce has caused you to go into hero mode. Damn you're tall for a 13 year old girl. You ask for some feta cheese.
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>>4770
In defiance to conventions the cheese shop actually has cheese!
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>>4771
You have no money!

>sell shoes for cheese money

>>4792
It's a little known fact that during the first Wilson term the UK switched to the barter system. Either that or the shopkeeper's a nonce who likes mary janes.
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>>4797
With your FETA CHEESE and EXTRA PAIR OF SHOES, you go to one of Coventry's many sunny beaches to meet the squiddles.

>>4799

>Perform an interpretive dance to attract the Squiddles.

>>4807
The squiddles better appreciate this. Goddamn lousy only friends in the world.
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>>4876
Twilight? But you only meant to stay a while.
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>>4877
Is this real or just a dream
there's nothing that is in between
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>>4881
Roll over Beethoven!

>>4888

>Painis: Get the feeling that your name sounds oddly familiar beyond the fact that it's your name.

>Painis: find out what Plumbthroat's deal is.

>>5457
You notice the Skipper looks a little strange. Or, at least you would notice that...
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>>5471
...if you weren't looking at the SQUIDDLES.

and they look vaguely like United States Senator John McCain

>>5474

>Skipper: AGGRESS!

I just wanted to say that you're one of my favorite posters ever. Your drawing may not be the best, but you're a great writer and also very funny! You're awesome.

>John McCain Squiddles: Abscond!

>>5527
Thank you very much!

Ugh, I know I should continue but I just don't feel like it. I'm so tired of drawing with a stupid tiny touchpad.

and i should have saged that.

>Squiddles: Run for president.

>>5477
Plumbthroat aggresses.

>==>

>>6325
Who the glub just shot you?

>>6326

>nak

>turn and fire, Billy is a murderous wildlife fanatic

(you're my favorite poster too)

>>6326
Is it a wild consort? Is it Billy the Bellsuit Diver? Is it some third unmentioned character! No, it's Princess Berryboo! Who is actually a third unmentioned character, come to think of it. What is she trying to accomplish here?

reference pic: http://www.honolulumagazine.com/images/2009/Nov2009/Calabash/kyudo02b.jpg

She wants The Squiddles to be friends with humans, and is going to kill anyone who gets in her way.

>>6376

>Skipper: Shoot white science.

>>6390
Is that some sort of sexual reference? Because, you see, you kind of got this sexual tension thing going with the Princess, even though you're thirty three and she's around thirteen, fourteen hundred years old.
Oh come on, it's not weirder than the sexual tension in the Beetlejuice cartoons!

>Fondly regard Beetlejuice

>>6404
Oh Beetlejuice the animated series based on the Tim Burton movie Beetlejuice. What a great cartoon full of laughter and love. You used to watch that show all the time when you were just...twenty years old? Jeez no wonder you dropped out of law school.

>Skipper: Realize you accidentally mentioned Beetlejuice thrice.
>Something entirely unexpected: Happen.

>Skipper: shoot back you nincompoop, she might be a girl, and magical, but you have every right to shoot her. She clearly shot first.

>Beetlejuice: level up for derailing the scene!

>>6407
Oh no! You accidentally said his name three times! That means....
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wait for it...

>==>

>>6422
Absolutely nothing. He's a fictional character. You are not in any danger from some ghostly trickster. We all need to settle down here. Stop being so silly.

Now, back to fighting an immortal magical girl and her flying squids.

>Skipper: Impale Berryboo through the chest somehow.