anyway we last left off being a cockroach. let's continue being a cockroach.

FUCK THAT YOU GOT SO MUCH SHIT TO DO. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW TINY THE LIFESPAN OF A COCKROACH IS?

WELL IT'S SMALL ENOUGH TO NOT FUCK AROUND AND GET KILLED LIKE A DUMB ASSHOLE.

You are getting a little RANCOROUS. No one cares because YOU ARE A BUG.

Racists.

>shit, go get some food. you're a roach, you fuckin hungry. might as well check your surroundings too.

>set up a roach aramada and rebel against the Alterians.

alternatively

>make someone scream

>>3975
I know!
>Make ERIDAN scream.

This thing is going to be more important than we think it is. It's the Midnight Crew intermission all over again.

>Cockroach: Bite through some wires.

>Get your motherfuckin' bone on, little dude.

>>3973

>Be the most delicious snack.

>cockroach: eat someone's delicious snacks that they left in the cupboard, unguarded!

>Reveal an unseen character

>Cockroach: get in some sexy someone's under-drawers. Proceed to cause a ruckus.

>>3973
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PARF.
I FUCKING LOVE YOU FOREVER, GOD DAMN IT. I DIDN'T GET TO GUSH AT YOU BEFORE YOU WENT TO BED YOU SHIT.

>Cockroach: Be the other guy.

>rub your antennae together furiously and set fire to the nearest roach hotel in brazen display of your rancorous discontent.

>Become fed up with troll dominance. Unite the roach population and lead them to conquest of the ship.

>briefly be as adorable as the cockroach in WALL-E

>>4125
No need, this one is already like five times as cute.

> Wander into a very important meeting of many very important people discussing very important matters.

> Listen in on the conversation just long enough to get some minor exposition on the situation, then crawl up someone's pant leg.

> SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE IN THE ROOM.

>Be Nepeta. Play with the silly cockroach, you're sooo bored!

>>3973
> Realise that all those fuckers are actually speciesist, since roaches are not a race and, hopefully, never will e.

Roach: Be COMMUNE'D with by Tavros for some relevant reason or another.

>>Cockroach: GET YOUR FUCK ON. DO YOUR SPECIES PROUD!

>>4224
>Cockroach: realise that you'r species is in a another universe and that you are alone in a dark void....

>poison parfait: UPDATE DAMMIT

For the record, posting to merely demand an update from an author/artist is really rude, and better off Simply Not Done.

>poison parfait: patiently sip your perfectly brewed cup of tea while boggling at these shenanigans

>>4281
SORRY AHAHAHAHA I am really fucking busy pretty much all the time. boyfriend, basically living at my workplace, and having a pretty active/demanding social life aaaaaaaa
I'm thinking about taking a day out of my week and designating it as my "work on Baserapt day", but it'd still have to be after work, which only gives me about 5 hours...

Take your time.

>Imperial Drone: Come knocking.

>>4355
This.
Because every update is worth the wait.
POLITE SAGE JUST BECAUSE.

Finally caught up! THIS IS SO COOL SO FAR.

I'm going to be a bad person and bump this even though I know no updates are forthcoming, because I miss seeing it on the front page, and I want some other people to read its abject awesomeness.

>pp: marvel that homestuck's alien uniforms look JUST LIKE YOURS

>>5739
Oh man, I was SO PSYCHED when I saw that.

>>5741
Same! :D

YEAH WTF I CAN'T EVEN??? I guess Hussie had the same "I bet trolls grow up to be trons" train of thought, idk.
also dudes re: these fucking updates
we're learning so many important core character aspects fuuuuck (from characters who are still alive) so I'm like...LMAO constantly rewriting what I've had planned.
think I'm gonna call AN OFFICIAL hiatus until further notice, to no one's surprise. needa study this shit and replan a lot of stuff, gdit.

>>5770
Hussie is managing to troll us...ACROSS FAN ADVENTURES!!!

>"I bet trolls grow up to be trons"
brb lolling forever.

>>5770
What? Please don't feel like you have to change your ideas (that is an AU to begin with) just to fit canon! We want to see what ideas you've had planned! D:

Of course doing both would obviously be the best course of action.

>>5779
I agree with this... my AU adventure is definitely "interesting" in light of recent events. But that's the beauty of AU, nobody can complain if it differs from the original.

>>5770
Maaaan, I was all up on messenger ready to gush at you about the costumes. xD I REALLY hope we get to see more ancestors.

>>5777
This.

> Cockroach: Forget about the snacks, they aren't delicious anyhow. Consume MAINFRAME HONEY instead.

>>5770
Well seeing as this is an AU, i don't think the canon should matter in regarding to who is dead

>>5992
Yeah, but some other things might come into play. Does Kanaya being a rainbow drinker after she dies have anything to do with SBURB? What were the ancestors for other characters like? Plus we're learning a lot about adult trolls. Some things might matter. I think PP wants to stay as close to canon as possible.