get yer wand

Run to the window.

You get one of the many SHITTY WANDS that you own.
You wonder why you still have these. Magic isn't real.

Check your gog damn trollian window. You've gotten like hundreds of messages from people while you've been wasting time standing there!

>fantasize about killing sollux and making out with feferi on his corpse. oh, sweet victory, soon you will come.

>sing "im not wearing underwear today" even though you might be wearing underwear today
i've got to stop being such a spoilertag bitch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q7Cy3qSwKI
btw i saw your stuff at deviant art, i like your comics X)! especially the "my horse is amazing" X)

>aim harpoon gun out window, then shoot the first lusus you see

>>432
You decide to sing "I'm Not Wearing Underwear" while you are sure no one is watching. The only thing that ruins this is that you're actually wearing underwear.

>>438
You decide to aim your HARPOON towards the window and shoot the- OH HOLY SHIT WAS SHE WATCHING YOU THIS WHOLE TIME

>Yell at her

>>558
You promptly start yelling at her.

>Eridan: Try to angry makeout with her but hit your head on the window. Ow.

>Eridan: Suddenly feel bad and weep for forgiveness.

You attempt to hate-makeout with Feferi and end up banging your head on the window. DAMMIT.

You are now FEFERI HOWEVERYOUSPELLYOURLASTNAME.

You just witnessed your Moirail, ERIDAN try to makeout with you after yelling at you.
Man he is so weird.

>>591
>Glub in disapproval of his behavior

>>599
He's not answering- wait.
Is he not wearing pants?

>Feferi: Dat ass

eridan's lusus: be locked out as well

>>603

Oh how'd he get here

>>678
>Sollux: where2 your freakiing gla22e2

>Sollux: Realize your several-thousand fathoms from the surface.

>>682
...How DID you get here?

>Artist: show how he got there in a convient flashback.

>>735
>However, stretch it out in a ridiculous fairytale that makes no sense whatsoever.

>>784
which ends with everyone living happily ever after, except for Eridan. He doesn't get the happily ever after :(.

>>789

fuck that noise

>eridan: be the hero

>>735
You begin to think of the many ways that you may have gotten here, but then remember that you just followed Feferi.

>Sollux: Realize you need air to breathe.

>Sollux: realize it wasn't that hard to get here, since Eridan's hive is above the surface anyway.

>well that takes some of the excitement out of things.

>>820
It sure does.
Oh it looks like Eridans getting up

>Eridan: seeing as this is real life, and not a fairy tale, you can maybe be the hero and win for once?

>>823
This time you are totally gonna win it.

>Eridan: facefault deep into hate with Sollux. HOW DARE HE NUDGE IN ON YOUR MOIRAIL-WHO-YOU-WANT-TO-BE-YOUR-MATESPRIT. MAKE HIM PAY.

>>827
You decide to grab your harpoon gun and make Sollux pay.
Wait, you see them giggling. Can they not see that you're about to kill Sollux?

>Sollux: completely ignore Eridan and continue making fishpuns for Feferi to giggle at

>Gamzee: suddenly become relevant. Your mOtHeRfUkIn BrO Eri is having a hard day.

>>837
You are now GAMZEE MAKARA. You have a feeling that your bro ERIDAN is having a hard time, considering he won't answer you.

>Eridan: Realize you're still pants-less.

>>892
Forget the pants. Have you actually done it? Have you won?

That was close.

>>900
>Sollux&Feferi: Let's not ruin his fun(or risk getting shot at again), sneak out of there and go get some iith cream.

>>901
You both decide to sneak out and get ice cream to avoid ruining Eridans fun

Oh snap wheres Feferi

>Eridan: Think you killed Sollux and Feferi
>Be sad
>Visit Gamzee

>>914
Oh you don't care about Sollux.
But why Feferi.
WHYYY. WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE YOUR FUTURE MATESPRIT? WHYYYYYYYYYYY.
Oh you think you'll go check your computer now.

>Answer Gamzee and tell him what just fucking happened.

>>955
terminallyCapricious [tC] began trolling caligulasAquarium [cA] at whatever o'clock.

tC: hEy ErIdAn.
tC: aRe YoU aLrIgHt.
tC: uH.
cA: wwoah gam youll nevver guess what happened
tC: wHaT kInd Of MoThErfUcKiNg ShIt hApPeNeD tO mY bEsT bRo ErIdAn?
cA: i think i just killed sollux and fef
tC: WoAh. HoW'd yOu gO AbOuT dOiNg AlL tHaT sHiT?
cA: i dont knoww
cA: i guess i just got mad that sollux kept impressing fef
cA: and i shot him with my crosshairs
tC: dAmN. :o(


((man i really can't write pesterlogs))

>>1014
i'm sure they can't be any worse than mine will be! i'm just glad i didn't need to make yet
>Eridan: you killed your matesprit interest and maybe a possible kismesis interest! this will leave you emotionally scarred for life! become a mysterious loner in a trenchcoat and go around killing bad guys as super hero/villain!

>>1015
Realizing that you just killed 2 of your romance interests, you decide to become a mysterious loner forever and live as an evil villain named none other than

ERIMAN

Being a mysterious loner is no fun when you're by yourself.
> wander the streets in a mysterious fashion or hang out in a dark corner of a bar (of the ice cream variety as you ARE underage after all)

>>1020
You wander the streets in a mysterious fashion until you get to an ice cream bar.

>Sollux and Feferi: Abscond

>Karkat: Be the bartender.

>>1049
You are now KARKAT the bartender.

>>1052
>stop being karkat and be vriska

>>1054
vriska the musclebeast tamer

>Stop being Vriska and be Hearts Boxcar.

>>1058
Tavros would be more fitting for that title.BUT.Whatever.

>>1063
i was gonna write Vriska the lion tamer but though "theydon't have lions there" so i made it muscle beast tamer then though of toreador for some reason which made me sad that they said vriska and karkat isnted of tavros and karkat XP

>>1059
You are now VRISKA who is now HEARTS BOXCARS.

>HB: Check on the rest of the Midnight Crew.

>>1095
Looks like your boss, SPADES SLICK is talking to the others about some scheme against THE FELT.

(gonna start putting more effort into the panels now)

>HB: Since you are also Vriska, use your mind control powers to make Spades Slick turn the Midnight Crew into a dating agency.

>>1103
You use your MANIPULATION powers to make SPADES SLICK turn the Midnight Crew into a dating agency.

>Spades Slick: Wonder what the hell made you think this was a good idea, but be to proud to change back right away.

>>1115
You...you have no idea why the hell you decided to turn your gang into a dating agency. You decide to change it back right away.

Boxcars does not look too happy about this

>SS: Tell Boxcars to eat a dick. By which you mean a knife, inserted directly into the gut.

>>1207
>then go eat a sandwich. and by god it better have enough mayo in it this time.

>Clubs Deuce: Be awesome.

>>1213
>Spades Slick: STOP EATING ME GODDAMMIT

>>1207
>>1213
After stabbing Boxcars in the gut and changing the Midnight Crew back into a gang, you decide to eat a sandwich because dammit you are hungry.

Shit. Not enough mayo.

>Spades Slick: Flip the fuck out.

>Terezi: Be Clubs Deuce. Manipulate the Midnight Crew into being a crack squad of crime fighters.

>>1222
Somehow, You become Clubs Deuce and try to manipulate the Midnight Crew into becoming crime fighters.

You're not sure if that was a good idea.

if we have team scourge might as well have team Charge!
> DD and SS: become Aradia and Tavros

>Myself: be in pain, lots of pain

>>1225
Somehow, Spades Slick and Diamonds Droog become Aradia and Tavros.

>Aradia Slick: Be 0kay with this.

>Tavros Droog: Overcompensate for lack of giant horns and fall over.

>>1228

>Equius: Be Snowman.

Oh god.

>>1231
For some reason every Felt member gets uncomfortable when you just stand there.

And watch.

>>1233
>Aradia Slick: be 0k with Sn0quius

>Midnight Crew: Wonder why you all have horns now.

>doc scratch : wake up from the nightmare of constant dream switching

>Aradia Slick: Realize you have Spades Slick's emotions. Y0u are n0t 0kay with this.

>>1238
Wow how'd those get there

>>1265
>Aradia Slick: KILL EVERYTHING

bec noir: appearify

>>1300
The Aradia inside of you tells you to kill everything, and you intend to do so.

>>1305
>but you wont because you have tax returns to file

>>1310
Oh yeah. You forgot about those.

>>1313
>Hop to it! Then you can go have fun in that casino of yours that totally isn't being destroyed right now.

>>1314
Yeah, there's no way the casino is or going to be destroyed today or any other day.

>Eridan : stop this tom foolary and go back to being you

>>1325
i wwas starting to think youd forgotten about me

>Midnight Troll Crew: Like the look of that Eridan kid's hat and/or moxy. Make him a member.

>>1330
Suddenly, Aradia Slick bursts through the door of the bar and asks you to be a member of the Midnight Crew.

>Eridan: Accept if Slick can best you in a duel to first blood.

>>1337
You accept. But only if this "Slick" person can beat you in a duel to first blood.

>>1340
>slick : cheat and use a gun.

>Slick: Cut Eridan with Ariada's telekinesis, but in a way that gives Eridan a badass scar.

>>1341
>Eridan: cheat and use a gun.

>>1343
AW FUCK

>>1349
>eridan : you lost, now quit being a nook sucker and join up with them already! (Everyone knows mobsters get all the ladies)

>>1354
So you guess this guy's gonna join the Midnight Crew, but he's just not cutting it somehow.

Much better.

>>1379
>Doc scratch : wake up

>Snowquius: Realize you have red blood.

>>1390
You realize you have candy red blood.

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Snowquius: GET IT OUT GET IT OUT

>>1393
>Sn0wquius: jab anyone in the eye with your cigarette holder thingy/ lance who mocks you about it

>Snowquius: Realize you are so low on the hemospecturm that you now have to do what everybody else tells you, no matter their blood colour and no matter how depraved the action is. You...you may need a towel.

>Snowquius: KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL Y--

>Felt: OH FUCK STOP HER.

>>1580
Unfortunately, the rest of the Felt are out destroying the Midnight Casino right now, so you can just kill yourself now.

>>1589
>put on a band-aid that has a cute little crab on it

Other trolls: Be Felt members

>Sollux: stop being Snowman and be Doc Scratch

remember to put on your glasses too

>>1626
You are now SOLLUX SCRATCHTOR

>sollux scratcher : Begin to not give a fuck, as your PHD in not giving a fuck clearly states.

>>1642
jdsf;asdfsdfks LMFAO OH GOD

>>1664
You begin to NOT GIVE A FUCK as your PHD suggests.

>>1754
>Doc scratcher : Stop replying to user commands as you are obviously much to busy not giving a fuck.

>player : uh... I guess I go back to being Deuce

>Sollux: type partially rude/ partially polite and compassionate letters to the Troll Midnight Crew, then use your spacial abilities to send them to their doorstep instantly, this will so get their goats

getting their goats will also be critical in summoning English, believe me

>Scratchtor: Maybe consider stopping Snowman from killing herself? You want your employer's existence to come into being and all, but if the universe is destroyed now you'll miss the series finale of your favorite soap opera.

>>1817
You have a strange feeling that Snowman is about to kill herself and destroy the universe, and if that happens you'll miss the series finale of your favorite soap opera. Dear gog not the soap opera. You quickly run to Snowman's room.

>>1833
>Doc Scratchor : realize that you live alone on the moon.

>>1846
Right.
TELEPORTY POWERS GO.

>>2017
>doc scratch : remember that you don't give a fuck about anything and go back to playing your organ.

>mellow : update this adventure faster

>Sollux Scratchtor: save Snowman from slitting her slender sable self in a slightly silly sitting slurping several sugary shakes.

Bluh. I Don't have a big enough attention span to finish this so the adventure is dead now. Might make another one later.

>>2062
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>2062
Could other people take over in the meantime?

>>2068
I guess.

If this adventure is dead, than I'm calling this a revival

http://www.tindeck.com/listen/stio

PHOENIX DOOOOWWWNNNNNNN

>>2062
>>2070
No offense, I've seen people declare adventures "Dead" before only to have the real author come in and say "um wtf you doin with my name".
No offense, we can't really tell if it's you...

>>2104
Scratch didn't get to Snowquius in time and they all died.

THE END.

>>2106
BAD END

>>2106
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>2106
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>2106
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

>>2106
>wait, don't do that

>>2106
GOD DAMNIT MELLOW NOT AGAIN >:C

> Mellow: start another adventure

>>/adv/3377