You are now Equius Zahhak
What will you do?

I might take a while to update this, I apologize if the drawing in it is weird

Masturbate Furiously.

>>449
>Masturbate furiously

You don't have a pail, duh

Look for Aradia

>Equius: Go see Nepeta
>Nepeta: Draw adorable picture of you and Equius being BEST BROS

>>453
>100k for Aradia
>>454
>Go see Nepeta

As much as you'd like to see Aradia, she's probably busy with the humans or some weird time shit right now, you might look for her later
Going and seeing Nepeta sounds doable though

>>456
You decide to STRONG walk to Nepeta's respiteblock

>>457

>Gamzee: Honk. With vuvuzela.

>>454
>>458
>Nepeta: Draw adorable picture of you and Equius being BEST BROS
>Gamzee: Honk. With vuvuzela.

Gamzee? You are purretty sure you are not Gamzee
and what the heck is a vuvleza anyway

Eridan: walk out the door

>>459
You are now Nepeta whateverhernameis and you just got done drawing a picture of you and Equius being super awesome best bros

>>460
Which door? Nepeta's? 8I

Also brb guys I am goin to eat food because it is like 25 to 7

>Meanwhile, outside
It looks like Equius has finally got to that bloody door by the way

Nepeta: >Answer the door and pouncegreet Equius :33c

>>477
>Nepeta: Answer the door and pouncegreet Equius

Okay!! You'll show Equius the picture you drew later, first things first you have to greet him properly!!

Equius: >STRONG hug Nepeta for her warm welcome

>>502
>Equius: STRONG hug Nepeta for her warm welcome

You will do that in a minute, for currently she is sitting on you
This is incredibly silly

>Nepeta: Wear Equius' glasses.

Nepeta: >Lick Equius' face :33c

>>510
>Nepeta: Wear Equius' glasses

They're a little more broken than before
but that doesn't stop you from looking
so
freakin
cool
or at least You think so

Nepeta: >Dat ass

gamzee: fall out of the corner

>>527
>Nepeta: Dat ass

You suddenly feel the need to compliment someone's rump
But who is it?

Eridans

>>559
Gamzee's

best request I ever made |D

Gamzee's I second this.

Terezi's.

>>560
>>561
It is of course Eridan's ass
As much as you like Gamzee's ass you have no idea where Gamzee is, in fact you haven't seen or heard from him all day

>Shit lets be relevant
You are now Eridan and you are now relevant to the story
you just turned round to see Nepeta staring at your ass which was mildly disconcerting and kind of makes you wish you'd worn your awwesome wwizard cape today
next to her Equius is sitting on the floor sweating
Gamzee is still no where to be found
no one cares

>>569
i care D:
>Equius: be jealous that she is complementing Eridan's instead of yours

>>569
Nepeta: bite that delicous fish ass

Okay I am gone for the day

For when you get back...
>Eridan: Pose in front of Nepeta and Equius, making them both sweat profusely.

Gamzee: >Become relevant

>What's that mysterious honking noise?

or

>Nepeta: Use cheesy pick up line on Eridan.

>Equius: Punch Eridan in the gut.

>>457
btw this page has a theme song it's called Equisu Jaunt
http://tindeck.com/listen/robn
That is forever the theme song of when Equius jaunts

actually I just can't work FamiTracker to make music and that is the result of me literally just smashing the keys about for a while

Btw this adventure kind of died does anyone want to carry it on for me?

ohman i can't do Famitracker either i have to practice :'D;; this is pretty good though!

>>2061
but then it wouldn't be an Ivanture...
;_;

>>2061
aw that sucks.
I was looking forward to what that MYSTERIOUS HONKING NOISE could possibly be.