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4534 No. 4534
It's NAKkan QUEST!

Nakkan is on his never ending quest to make SOUP thanks to LOUD TALKING GUY telling him to make soup!

Let's see how this will go!
>> No. 4535
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▲: naknak
▼: OH FUCK NOT THE GLASSES
▲: GLASSES ARE YELLING AT ME
▲: GLASSES ARE YELLING AT ME
▲: nak
▼: THEN TAKE THEM OFF FUCK HEAD
▼: THIS IS BASIC MATH
▲: nakka nak
▲: I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN
▲: ARMS TOO SHORT FOR THAT ARMS TOO SHORT FOR THAT
▼: OKAY
▼: WHAT YOU GOTTA DO IS
▲: RUN INTO WALL RUN INTO WALL
▼: YOU GOTTA WAIT FOR A COOL DUDE IS SUIT
▲: *doof*
▲: ...
▲: DIDNT WORK DIDNT WORK
▼: THEN YOU'RE FUCKED
▲: WHAT DO WHAT DO
▼: I DON'T KNOW
▼: I THINK YOU'RE FUCKED
▼: WAIT
▲: nak
▼: I KNOW
▼: MAKE SOUP
▲: ADVENTURE TIME
▲: HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN
▲: I NEED INGREDIENTS
▼: FIND THEM
▲: FINE
▲: nakka nak nak
▲: GOT INGREDIENTS GOT INGREDIENTS
▼: GOOD
▲: SOME ROCKS
▲: GLASSES
▼: THAT'LL WORK
▲: A STRANGE LITTLE CREATURE WITH A LONG NOSE AND A HUGE REAREND
▲: AND NAKS
▲: nakka nak
▼: GOOD LUCK
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I DONT KNOW HOW TO MAKE SOUP WITH THESE TYPE OF THINGS

[Posting previous parts so you can catch up and what not!]
>> No. 4536
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▲: HOW DO I MAKE THIS SOUP HOW DO I MAKE THIS SOUP
▼: naknaknaknak i am a secret wizard naknaknak
▼: behold my robes naknak
▼: behold robes nak/nak
▲: NAK
▼: naknak you behold the robes naknaknaknaknak
▲: ROBES
▼: nak you feel naknak
▼: naknaknaknaknaknak
▲: nakka naknak
▲: nak!
▼: naknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknak
▼: nakka naknak
▲: naknaknak naknak nak!
▲: ROBES ROBES
▼: ahhhhh naknaknak scary witch naknak
▲: SCARY WITCH SCARY WITCH
▼: noo nak she be nakkin my crystal bal naknaknak
▲: GLASSES ARE AWESOME
▼: naknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknak
▼: crystal ball naknak you are my friend nak
▲: WITCH BEST NOT NAKKIN MY CRYSTAL NAK!
▼: bye nak bye crystal ball nak nak nak nak naaaaaak
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:V HOW DO I STILL MAKE THIS SOUP!
>> No. 4537
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▲: nakka nak
▼: oh come on
▲: HOW DO I MAKE SOUP HOW DO I MAKE SOUP
▼: okay little asshole you want to make soup
▲: nakka nak
▼: ill teach you my culinary magic
▲: I HAVE ROBES FROM THE WIZARD
▼: what
▲: nak
▼: man is rose giving you guys lsd now
▲: NO SOMEONE YELLING AT ME TOLD ME TO MAKE SOUP
▲: THEN I RAN INTO A WIZARD THAT GAVE ME ROBES
▲: AND NOW IM STILL TRYING TO MAKE SOUP
▼: jegus you get around for a fucker with tiny legs
▲: NAKNAK
▲: MY INGREDIENTS
▲: SOME ROCKS, GLASSES, A CREATURE WITH A LONG NOSE AND A HUGE REAREND
▲: AND ROBES
▼: okay first step little man
▼: you got a bigass cauldron lying around
▲: YES
▲: RIGHT BESIDE ME
▲: nakka nak
▼: okay wasnt expecting that
▼: but whatever makes my job easier
▲: BUT I GOT NO WATER
▲: nak
▼: just wring some out of that rock
▼: come on this is basic stuff
▲: LET ME TRY
▲: nak... nakka... NAK!
▲: ...
▲: I NOW ONLY HAVE 3 ROCKS TO USE FOR MY SOUP NOW
▼: you got some water though right
▼: thats gotta help
▲: NO
▼: what
▲: JUST PIECES OF ROCK
▲: IT BROKE
▼: shit that one mustve been dry
▲: I USED MY JAWS
▲: ITS WHAT WE USE TO BREAK STUFF
▼: okay fuck remind me not to piss you guys off
▼: maybe youre not such a shitty consort
▲: NAKKA NAK
▼: well lets see
▼: okay youre in lohac right
▲: NAK?
▼: glowy red place
▼: metal everywhere
▲: YES
▲: NEAR STRANGE WHITE THING
▼: what
▲: NEAR STRANGE WHITE THING
▲: WITH STRANGE SYMBOL ON IT
▼: huh okay thats not weird at all
▲: SEEMS LIKE THING THAT SCARY RED GUY USED BEFORE
▲: STUFF APPEARED ON IT WHEN HE DID STUFF
▼: oh right you found the alchemiter
▼: well fuck that makes this easy
▲: I TRIED TO EAT IT
▲: IT BROKE ONE OF MY TEETH
▲: SO I KICKED IT
▲: nak
▼: okay you see that little box thing on the side
▼: got the little buttons on
▲: I SEE MANY THINGS BUT YES I SEE LITTLE BOX WITH BUTTONS
▼: okay you see the pile of cards next to it
▲: YES
▲: NOMNOMNOMNOM
▼: oh fuck no you dumbass dont eat them
▲: BLEH
▲: THEY TASTE NASTY
▼: tel me theres some left
▼: one come on
▲: YES LOTS
▲: WHAT I DO
▼: okay well pick one of those up with your stumpy useless arms
▲: K
▼: and dont eat it
▲: NAK
▲: WHAT NOW
▼: now stick it in the hole that it fits in on the big white thing
▲: NAK
▼: can you manage that
▲: -fffzzzzzt-
▼: oh fuck
▲: IT MADE SOMETHING IT MADE SOMETHING
▲: nak nakka nak
▼: wait what
▲: -PSSSSSSSSSSHOOOOOOOOOOO-
▲: IM FLYING IM FLYING
▼: oh good gog tell me no
▼: how can you be this fucking retarded
▼: seriously tell me
▲: NAK NAK
▲: I CAN SEE EVERYTHING
▲: EVEN SCARY RED GUY
▲: HOMING IN ON SCARY RED GUY
▲: -PSSSSSSHOOOO-
▼: oh shit what
▼: no no no
▼: pull up
▲: NAKKA NAK
▼: oh fuck i can see you
▼: shi
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>> No. 4538
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▲: nak
▼: oh hi there croc!
▲: HOW DO I LAND HOW DO I LAND
▼: you better give dave his glasses back
▼: uh oh
▲: -PSSSHOOO-
▲: SCARY RED GUY RAN AWAY
▼: did you take john's jetpack too? :O
▲: WHOS JOHN
▼: not like he needs it anymore.
▲: NAKKA NAK
▲: I SEE SHINY CIRCLE IN SKY
▲: IT ATTRACTS ME
▼: a boy with derpy glasses :D
▲: -PSSSHOOO-
▼: uh oh
▲: FLYING TOWARDS SHINY CIRCLE NOW
▲: NAK NAK
▼: i don't think you should go there croc :O
▼: oh i can't watch X(
▲: -FZZZZT-
▲: NAKKA NAK
▲: I'M NOT IN MY ORIGINAL PLACE
▲: ITS NOT WARM AND NICE
▲: ITS COLD AND UGLY
▼: hey!
▼: i like my land!
▲: I SEE A HUGE BALL OF WHITE
▲: FLYING TOWARDS IT
▲: NAKKA NAK!
▼: the frogs are- uh oh.
▼: go away croc! D:
▲: -doof-
▼: shoo!
▲: Nak
▲: I HIT BALL OF WHITE
▼: hi there.
▲: NAKKA NAK
▲: WHO ARE YOU
▼: -looks out window-
▲: SCARY WHITE GIRL
▲: WAIT
▼: im jade! :D
▲: RED
▲: BLUE
▲: SCARY RED BLUE GIRL
▼: i'm not scary! D:
▲: I AM NAKKANAK
▼: well i am a witch, but that's beside the point.
▼: :B
▲: WITCH WITCH
▲: YOU NAKKIN MY CRYSTAL NAK!
▼: crystal?
▲: -PUTS ON ROBES-
▼: :O
▼: i see you've met rose too
▲: GIVE ME MY CRYSTAL NAK
▲: WIZARD TOLD ME ABOUT YOU
▼: want me to behold those robes? :D
▼: y/n
▲: NAK
▲: ITS COLD
▲: AND I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO MAKE SOUP
▼: hahaha you're cute for a crocodile
▲: PERSON YELLING AT ME TOLD ME TO MAKE SOUP
▲: NAK
▼: sorry i don't have any soup here :(
▲: NO SOUP WHAT DO THEN
▲: COLD COLD
▼: i have coffins and a giant wall though.
▲: NEED WARMTH
▼: i think you should go back to your land little croc.
▲: BUT HOW DO THAT
▼: i don't think consorts are supposed to pass the gates...
▼: like how you got here!
▲: CONSORTS?
▼: flyyyy!
▲: ... HOW DO I FLY
▼: well how did you get here?
▲: I NEED WARMTH
▲: LET ME CLIMB IN THAT WINDOW
▲: nak... nakka... NAK
▲: ITS STILL COLD
▼: sigh.
▲: OH LOOK ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE STRANGE WHITE THINGS WITH STRANGE SYMBOLS
▲: AND THOSE CARDS RED SCARY GUY TOLD ME ABOUT!
▲: NOMNOMNOM
▼: hey hey!
▲: ...
▲: BLEH
▲: STILL TASTE NASTY
▼: -smacks-
▲: -bite-
▼: bad croc! >:(
▲: I NEED WARMTH
▼: -doofs croc-
▲: -IS DOOFED-
▲: MAKE ME WARMTH PLEASE
▲: I GO NEAR BOX WITH BUTTONS NOW
▼: uhhhh
▲: -fzzzt-
▲: I MADE STRANGE THIN ROBOT
▼: not a good- yeah....
▼: oh fuck that thing.
▲: NAK NAK NAK
▼: hi johnny.
▲: -bites johnny-
▼: no you are not alive.
▲: -eats johnny-
▲: I AM FULL NOW
▼: well i guess that solves the problem.
▼: : /
▲: WARMTH PLEASE
▲: NEED WARMTH TOO COLD HERE
▼: sorry little croc, i dont exactly have magic powers.
▼: :(
▲: WHAT IS THAT YOU HAVE ON YOU
▲: THEY SEEM WARM
▼: oh no
▲: MAKE ME SOME
▼: sigh
▼: fine
▲: nakka nak
▼: -alchemizes-
▼: -you make a 3 in the morning dress! (croc-sized)-
▼: oops hehe
▲: -wears it-
▼: ahahahha!
▼: so cute!
▲: WHY DO I LOOK PRETTY
▼: :D
▲: I NEED SOMETHING AWESOME FOR CROS
▼: that is awesome! :D
▲: -SAVES DRESS FOR LATER-
▼: you look absolutely lovely!
▼: X)
▲: FINE -WEARS DRESS-
▼: yayyy
▲: I FEEL WARM
▲: AND PRETTY
▼: such a pretty croc
▼: i think i'll name you betty!
▲: PRETTY... NAK
▲: BETTY, IM A BOY
▲: LIKE I SAID BEFORE IM NAKKANAK
▼: betty is short for, uh, bettenson!
▲: FINE I GUESS
▲: NAKKA NAK
▼: good betty!
▼: -pats-
▲: ANYTHING ELSE I SHOULD HAVE S I CAN GO BACK TO MY WORLD
▲: -IS PATTED-
▼: well i don't have any rocket boots or anything like that :(
▼: didn't you have john's jetpack?
▲: YOU COULD MAKE SOME
▲: NO I MADE MY OWN
▲: AND CHASED SCARY RED GUY DOWN
▲: WHOS JOHN
▼: where is it? :O
▲: I THINK ITS OUTSIDE IN THE WHITE BALL
▼: darn
▲: SEE
▲: NAK
▼: well i guess i can try to alchemize one
▲: THANK YOU
▼: although im not sure whether i have enough stuff to do that : /
▼: hold on let me dig around
▲: NAK
▼: -finds stuffed bec-
▼: i dont think that will help
▲: WHO IS THAT DOG
▼: -finds sarcophagus-
▼: oh thats was my guardian dog
▲: OH
▼: he's gone now :(
▲: THATS SAD
▼: yeah i kinda miss him
▼: but its ok! i have you now
▲: I WONT BE HERE FOR LONG I THINK
▼: although you'll be going back soon.
▲: SINCE I HAVE TO HEAD BACK
▼: yeah i thought so
▲: THESE GLASSES
▲: ARE STILL TALKING TO ME
▼: oh well, i guess jadesprite is somewhere.
▼: what are they saying? :O
▲: THEY ARE YELLING AT ME
▲: TO MAKE SOUP
▼: that is strange.
▲: HANG ON
▼: i doubt rose or dave would want soup at this time.
▼: :O
▲: I GO TRY THINGS WITH YOUR WHITE BOX
▼: no wait!
▼: uh oh
▲: -fzzzzt-
▲: -fzzt-
▲: -fzzzzt-
▲: -fzzt-
▲: I ATE ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR JOHNNIES
▼: oh i dont mind
▲: OK BACK
▲: I TRIED TO MAKE GLASSES BETTER
▼: uhhhhh
▲: ARE THEY BETTER
▼: dave is not going to be happy, i can say
▼: oh well
▲: WHAT DO THEY LOOK LIKE
▼: pixelly, for some reason
▲: I LIKE THEM
▲: ALSO THE DRESS
▼: like really badly compressed pictures
▼: well i'm glad you do! :D
▲: I CHANGED THE COLOR OF THIS DRESS AND ADDED PANTS
▼: well, it looks uh, nice!
▲: GOOD TO KNOW
▲: ALSO FOUND ANYTHING YET
▼: yeah i got this bazooka
▼: although im not sure whether it would be much
▼: i'm just going to try it out
▲: OK
▲: NAK
▼: give me your dresspants
▲: NAK NAKKA NAK
▲: -GIVES DRESSPANTS-
▼: -alchemizes-
▲: NAK
▼: -you make morning bazooka dress pants! make an explosive entrance with these duds!-
▼: well these look interesting
▲: -wears them-
▲: -they explode at the bottom and he hits the ceiling-
▼: oops! :O
▲: I LIIIIKE THEM
▲: ILL BE GOING NOW NAK
▼: well okay, if you say so : /
▼: bye betty!
▲: BYE JADE
▲: THANK YOU FOR HELP
▼: good luck getting back!
▼: you're welcome! :D
▲: -JUMPS OUT WINDOW AND PANTS EXPLODE-
▲: -IS LAUNCHED TO THE SHINY CIRCLE-
▼: maybe i should have used a grenade launcher...
▼: oh well! :P
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So I met Karkat, Dave, Wizard, and now Jade... Need to find Rose, John, and the other trolls!
>> No. 4539
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▲: NAKKA NAK
▼: oh, hey! aren't you one of dave's consorts?
▲: NAK
▼: i don't think you should be messing with his shades, little dude.
▲: WHO IS THIS DAVE ALL I KNOW IS A SCARY RED GUY
▲: IM FLYING TOWARDS A SHINY CIRCLE IN THE SKY
▲: IT ATTRACTS ME
▼: dave is the scary red guy, i guess!
▲: IS THIS JADE
▼: oh no, don't go towards the shiny circle!
▼: nope.
▲: WHO IS THIS
▲: -FZZZT-
▲: IM NOT IN MY ORIGINAL PLACE ANYMORE AGAIN
▲: I WAS FIRST IN MY WARM HOME
▲: THEN I WAS IN A COLD UGLY PLACE
▲: AND NOW IM IN A GLOOMY WINDY PLACE NOW
▼: hey, it's not gloomy.
▼: it is awesome and there are kick ass fireflies.
▲: ITS VERY CLOUDY
▲: -DOOF-
▲: IM ON LAND
▲: SEEMS LIKE AN ISLAND AND IS SURROUNDED BY BLACK LIQUID
▲: ITS NOT LAVA THATS FOR SURE
▲: NAK
▼: yeah, it's oil. i recommend you don't go in it.
▲: IT SEEMS TASTY
▲: NOMNOMNOM
▲: ...
▲: BLEH!
▲: JUST AS NASTY AS THE CARDS!
▼: geez, dude, you can't eat oil!!
▲: IM GONNA FLY AROUND NOW
▲: WITH MY EXPLODING PANTS
▲: NAK... NAKKA... NAK!
▲: IM FLYING NOW AND THE SEA IS ON FIRE
▲: JUST LIKE HOME
▲: WHO IS THIS
▲: NAK
▼: i am john, and what do you mean the sea is on fire?
▲: MY PANTS EXPLODE SO I CAN FLY
▲: I GUESS THE SEA OF OIL WAS SO EXCITED BY THIS IT CAUGHT ON FIRE
▼: holy shit, dude!
▲: OH LOOK A BIG TOWER
▲: IS THIS A PROBLEM?
▲: BECAUSE IF ITS NOT ILL JUST FLY TO THE TOWER
▼: yes, a sea of oil on fire is a pretty big deal!!
▲: NAK
▼: i think maybe you should get back to lohac, crocodile dude!
▲: HOW CAN I DO THAT
▲: IF I FLY INTO SHINY CIRCLE I MIGHT END UP SOME WHERES ELSE
▲: ... I SEE A BOY!
▲: HE SEEMS TO BE ASLEEP
▲: WITH RED LIQUID ALL OVER THE PLACE
▼: don't... uh, don't go near him, okay.
▲: WHY
▲: HE SEEMS NICE
▼: well, as nice as you can be when you are dead, i guess.
▲: ... DEAD
▲: DID YOU KILL HIM
▲: NAKKA NAK NAK NAK
▲: NAK
▼: no! he is me.
▲: OH GOD GHOST BOY
▲: IM TALKING TO THE LIVING DEAD
▲: GET IT OFF GET IT OFF
▼: no, no, i am not a ghost boy.
▼: wait!!
▲: WHAT ARE YOU THEN
▼: i am just... i am inhabiting my dreamself.
▲: WHAT
▼: i am sort of dreaming right now!
▲: ... THESE YELLOW THINGS SAID THEIR GOD HAS CAME
▲: AND ARE MAKING BUBBLES
▲: THEY SEEM DELICIOUS
▼: don't eat the bubbles, you don't know where those things have been.
▲: FINE
▲: NOM
▲: BLEH!
▲: THE OCEAN OF FIRE IS WARM
▼: oh jesus, do not go near the ocean of fire.
▲: SOOO WARM
▲: YELLOW THINGS ARE PRAYING FOR THEIR GOD TO SAVE THEM NOW
▲: DO I DO SOMETHING
▼: uhh... i don't know!! i don't know what to do right now!
▲: NAK
▼: i really think you should try to fly back into the shiny circle, okay?
▼: and i will try to fix this whole thing.
▲: KAY
▲: -PSSSBOOM-
▲: NOW THE YELLOW THINGS ARE ON FIRE
▲: AND IM FLYING TOWARDS THE SHINY CIRCLE
▲: WHAT HAS JADE DONE TO ME
▲: SHE MADE EVERY PLACE I LEAVE WARM
▲: -FZZZT-
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▼: hey.
▲: NAK NAK
▲: FLYING TOWARDS SHINY CIRCLE
▼: hey.
▼: whoops.
▲: WHAT DO I DO
▼: what is the shiny circle, little dude?
▲: DUNNO IT MOVES ALOT
▼: gosh, i'm not sure!
▼: maybe you should go in for a better look.
▲: IM FLYING TOWARDS IT!
▲: IT ATTRACTS ME
▼: i'm really not sure what kind of instructions i should be giving you here, man.
▲: HANG ON
▲: -KZZZT-
▲: IM NOT IN MY ORIGINAL PLACE AGAIN
▼: ooh.
▲: IM IN A PLACE WHERE ITS VERY VERY BRIGHT AND IS RAINNING
▲: NAKNAK
▼: nice! that's a good place.
▼: go find the weird lady.
▲: WEIRD LADY WHO IS THAT NAKNAK
▲: AND WHO ARE YOU
▼: my name's john.
▼: you have to find the weird goofy lady.
▲: IVE SEEN YOU BEFORE
▲: ARENT YOU SUPPOSE TO SAVE THOSE YELLOW THINGS
▼: different john, probably. unless i named you specs.
▲: BECAUSE THE BLACK OCEAN IS ON FIRE
▼: shit, it is?
▼: much different john.
▼: i'm right out of your timeline there, little buddy.
▲: IT WAS PROBABLY A DIFFERENT JOHN
▲: HE WAS BORING
▼: maybe you'd better skedaddle.
▼: haha! i'm sure he wasn't boring.
▼: all johns are pretty sweet.
▲: PSSSSBOOOM-
▼: woah, wait. what was that?
▲: NAK NAK NAK
▲: MY PANTS EXPLODED
▼: that is seriously unfortunate.
▲: RED AND BLUE JADE GIVEN ME EXPLODING PANTS INSTEAD OF A JET PACK
▲: THEY ARE WARM
▼: that does sound like something she would do.
▲: BUT EVERYWHERE I LEAVE IT BECOMES WARM AND MAKES ME WANT TO GO BACK
▼: that crazy broad and her exploding pants.
▲: ((I MIGHT MAKE THIS INTO A FAN ADVENTURE))
▼: ((awesome!))
▲: ((ALSO YOUR THE ONE THAT I CHASED BEFORE AS DAVE RIGHT))
▲: ((OR WAS THAT SNERKY))
▼: ((oh, gosh. i'm not sure. i talked to a couple of crocs earlier, but they both apparently ended up dead.))
▲: ((HAHA THAT WAS ME!))
▼: ((nice!))
▲: ((MAINLY THIS ONE STARTED OUT TRYING TO MAKE SOUP BECAUSE KARKAT TOLD HIM TO))
▲: ((THEN HE ENDED UP TALKING TO DAVE AND USED HIS ALCHIMIZER TO MAKE A JET AND CHASE HIM DOWN AND LEFT HIS WORLD AND MET JADE))
▼: ((yeah! i read that earlier, but i haven't checked back in a bit. hadn't got to the part about jade yet.))
▲: ((SHE GAVE HIM THE NAME BETTY AND GAVE HIM A 3 IN THE AFTERNOON DRESS WHICH HE IS WEARING AND EXPLODING PANTS AS WELL, SO HE LEFT WENT TO JOHNS WORLD AND CAUGHT EVERYTHING ON FIRE AND LEFT AGAIN AND IS NOW IN THIS CONVERSATION)))
▲: ((SO MAINLY THE FIRST FEW PARTS ARE ALREADY MADE AND I'LL START DRAWING THEM, THEN WE WILL MAKE THE OTHER STUFF AS I FIND MORE PEOPLE))
▲: Naknak
▼: ((oh, sweet! seriously!))
▲: ((jah))
▲: EVERYTHING IS TOO SHINY HERE
▲: ((Also he MAY become god tier))
▼: ((niiiice))
▲: ((Anyway lets continue))
▲: WHY IS EVERYTHING SHINY
▼: i'm not sure why it's so shiny, but it's a good place!
▼: the crazy lady lives here. you should go find her!
▲: OK NAK
▲: -PSSSBOOOM-
▲: I SEE DARK CLOTHES GIRL
▼: yes, that is her!
▲: I SHALL COMMENCE CONVERSATION WITH HER NOW
▲: AFTER SHE WAKES UP
▼: nice! she'll know what to do. she is so smart. pretty much the smartest.
▲: SMART LADY WILL BE HELPFUL
▲: OH LOOK PINK CREATURE
▲: SEEMS TASTY JUST LIKE THE YELLOW CREATURE
▼: please refrain from eating the pink creature.
▼: or really anything hanging out with the dark clothes girl.
▲: OK
▼: see you, little dude! good luck!
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TIME TO WAKE DARK CLOTHED GIRL UP
>> No. 4541
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▲: CRAZY LADY ROSE WAKE UP
▼: Wow.
▼: That was incredibly loud.
▲: ((ITS HARD TO FIND A ROSE))
▼: Hello there little one.
▼: ((Hi crocyyyyyyy :D))
▲: ((OH SHIT))
▲: (( TIME TO CONTINUE THE STORY))
▲: JOHN TOLD ME TO FIND CRAZY LADY ROSE ON THIS VERY SHINY PLANET
▲: NAKNAK
▼: Well this is Rose.
▼: How may I help?
▲: HE SAID THAT CRAZY LADY ROSE WAS SMART AND COULD HELP ME MAKE SOUP AND GET BACK TO MY HOME PLANET
▲: NAK
▼: Well, I am not too sure about the soup, although it would be delightful right now.
▼: You are one of Dave's consorts, correct?
▲: ((You have read the story right?))
▼: ((fuck yes))
▲: CONSORTS? NO BUT I KNOW SCARY RED GUY
▼: That's Dave.
▼: He's is my brother, in a way.
▲: SCARY RED GUY IS DAVE I HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT
▼: Yes I suggest you do.
▲: SCARY RED GUY IS BROTHER OF CRAZY LADY ROSE REMEMBER IT
▲: SCARY RED DAVE I MEAN
▼: He wouldn't be happy at the state of those glasses though.
▼: What on earth did you do to them?
▲: I LOVE THESE GLASSES
▲: I FUSED THEM WITH A DRAWING FROM MY FAVORITE COMIC
▼: Ah. Say no more.
▲: NAK
▼: I suppose Dave wouldn't want those back.
▼: Never mind then.
▲: PROBABLY NOT BUT HE STILL LIKES THEM
▲: -IS STILL WEARING 2 IN THE AFTERNOON DRESS-
▼: I think he'll be nice enough to let you keep them.
▲: SCARY RED DAVE PROBABLY WILL
▲: BUT INSULT FIRST I THINK
▲: SO FAR I'VE MET
▼: Haha, of course.
▲: SCARY RED DAVE STRANGE WITCH JADE LAME JOKESTER JOHN AND CRAZY LADY ROSE
▼: You've been on quite an adventure, I see.
▲: YES I HAVE I'VE BEEN TO THREE WORLDS
▲: I MISS MY HOME WORLD
▼: Looks like you've met most of my friends.
▼: Is that so?
▲: IT WAS SO WARM AND NICE
▼: I wonder if I can help.
▲: WELL I CAN JUST USE MY EXPLODING PANTS TO GET TO THE SHINY CIRCLKE
▼: Yes, it seems to have been working for you so far.
▲: YES BUT WHEN I LEAVE THE PLACE I LEAVE BECOMES WARM
▲: AND I MISS IT
▼: The next land should lead back to your home, if my predictions are correct.
▼: That is warm, am I correct?
▲: YES WARM IS HOME
▼: Well your problem seems to have been solved then.
▼: Although there is a small chance you may end up in the Denizen's lair.
▲: DENIZEN?
▼: Umm, not somewhere you want to be is all I'd rather say.
▲: HORRORTERROR
▲: I HEARD IT FROM JADE
▼: Well the Gods of the Furtherest Ring are rather terrifying.
▼: But they aren't too bad once you've talked to them.
▲: NAKKA NAK
▲: ALSO LAME JOKESTER JOHN SAID HE WAS DEAD BUT ALIVE SOMEHOW
▼: I am not too sure of the Denizen's temper though.
▼: Oh John?
▼: Don't worry about him.
▲: LAME JOKSTER JOHN WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THAT
▼: He's perfectly alright.
▼: More than alright, in fact.
▲: WHAT IS HE
▼: I guess the correct term is a... god? It does not suit him very well though.
▼: I prefer the Heir myself.
▲: GOD HOW DID THIS COME TO HAPPEN
▲: DO I HAVE TO BECOME A GOD TO MAKE SOUP
▼: No, you don't little one.
▲: ((Know where this is going huh))
▼: Soup is a rather simple thing to need god-like abilities.
▼: ((I like soup))
▲: ((Croc might try to go to god tier))
▼: ((yeah i saw))
▲: BUT IT WOULD BE EASY TO MAKE SOUP IF YOUR A GOD
▼: I suppose so.
▲: THEN THAT IS WHAT I SHALL DO
▼: Become a god? I wonder if that is possible.
▼: Do consorts even have a dreamself?
▲: DREAMSELF
▲: SOME DO I DO
▼: Do you dream, little one?
▲: YES I DO
▲: BUT RARELY
▲: DO TO ALWAYS BEING WARM
▲: -doof- zzzz
▼: Well there he goes.
▲: zzzzznaknaknaknakzzzzzzzz
▼: You looks rather cute, I must say.
▼: *look
▼: Well, I suppose I'll have to wait for him to wake up.
▲: nak nak
▲: zzzzzz
▼: I can't leave with all these creatures around.
▲: OK DONE NAPING
▼: Well that was a quick one.
▲: IT WAS ALL GOLDEN
▲: WE DONT TAKE LONG NAPS
▼: Interesting. A prospit dreamer.
▲: HOW DOES ONE BECOME A GOD
▼: I should make a mental note to update my walkthough later.
▲: WALKTHROUGH
▼: Well, it would take a lot of courage and bravery.
▲: OH
▲: WHAT IS BRAVERY AND COURAGE
▲: I JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW TO MAKE SOUP
▼: And would involve a quest of incredibly enormous proportions.
▼: Well, I suppose making soup is a quest in itself.
▲: YES
▲: SO IT SHOULD BE EASY
▼: Well, first, you would have to find your quest bed.
▲: I SAW SCARY RED DAVE NEAR THE QUEST BED
▲: BUT NOTHING HAPPENED
▲: ALTHOUGH HE DIED RIGHT BESIDE HIS QUEST BED
▲: BUT NOT ON IT LIKE LAME JOKESTER JOHN DID
▼: Well that's because he was not on it.
▼: John was on his quest bed when he died.
▲: SO I HAVE TO GET OLD AND DIE ON SCARY RED DAVES QUEST BED THEN
▼: As so he was resurrected through his dreamself.
▼: Well I am not too sure whether Dave's quest bed would be sufficient.
▼: Although I highly doubt consorts themselves have quest beds.
▲: SO I HAVE TO TAKE IT
▼: I might be wrong in this aspect, however.
▲: NAK NAK
▼: Haha, well I doubt you can take it, it is quite large and heavy.
▼: Even for a bed.
▲: NO NO SLEEP ON IT WHEN HES NOT AROUND
▼: Hmmm I wonder.
▼: I suppose there is no harm trying.
▲: IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE MORE THEN ONE PERSON TO USE THE SAME QUEST BED
▼: Although if you are on the wrong quest bed, you may not be able to resurrect.
▼: I am not too sure, little one.
▲: THATS FINE THERE ARE ALWAYS RISKS
▼: I'm sorry I cannot explain further.
▲: THEN I SHALL GO NOW?
▼: Well, if you are willing to take the risk, then go ahead.
▼: A consort ascending... This should be very interesting indeed.
▲: I SHALL BE ON MY WAY IF YOU WANT TO COMMUNICATE WITH ME AGAIN JUST ASK THESE GLASSES
▼: Alright.
▲: NOW TO MOVE AWAY FROM YOU SO YOU DON'T CATCH THE WARM
▼: Good luck, little one!
▲: NAK NAKKA NAK!
▲: -PSSSBOOOM-
▲: BYE BYE SMART LADY ROSE
▼: I hope your quest is fruitful!
▲: -KZZZT-
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NOW TO STEAL DAVES QUEST BED
>> No. 4542
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▲: GOING TO STEAL DAVES QUESTBED
▼: NO YOU 4R3 NOT! WHY WOULD YOU 3V3N DO THAT >:[
▲: SO I CAN BECOME A GOD AND MAKE SOUP
▲: NAKNAK
▲: -PSSSBOOOM-
▲: OH HOW I MISSED MY WARM HOME PLANET
▼: WH4T W4S TH4T
▼: WH4T 4R3 YOU DO1NG
▲: AFTER MEETING CRAZY RED DAVE, STRANGE WITCH JADE, LAME JOKESTER JOHN, AND SMART LADY ROSE
▲: IM HEADING TOWARDS DAVES QUEST BED
▲: STRANGE TALKING... LADY
▼: WH3R3S D4V3
▲: NAKKA NAK
▲: I DONT KNOW
▲: OH LOOK CRAZY RED DAVE IS DEAD BY HIS QUEST BED
▲: WAIT
▲: CRAZY GREEN DAVE
▼: WH1CH ON3?
▼: TH1S 1S 1MPORT4NT
▲: THE GREEN ONE
▲: THAT GOTTEN OFF THE BED AND GOTTEN KILLED BY SCARY BLACK DOG
▼: TH3 4PPL3 GR33N ONE 1S D34D
▲: YES
▼: 1 H4V3 TO GO
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STRANGE TALKING LADY DOESN'T SEEM HAPPY
>> No. 4543
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▲: DAVES QUEST BED IS MINE
▼: wwhat wwhy would i even have an opinion on that
▼: i really don't care
▲: WHO IS THIS
▲: DOUBLE W GUY
▲: NAK NAK
▼: I am Eridan Ampora, landwweller.
▲: HM SOUND STRANGE
▲: I SHALL NOW CALL YOU HIPSTER LONELY ERIDAN
▲: NAKKA NAK
▼: ...cod dammit. even animals like to rub the fact in...
▲: -DOOF- I AM NOW LAYING ON DAVES QUEST BED
▼: This is officially my all time loww.
▲: WHY IS THAT
▲: NAKKA NAK
▼: this pretty much provves i wwill alwways be alone
▼: wwhatever goodbye i guess
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I FEEL SORRY FOR HIM NOW

3 TROLLS DOWN 9 TO GO
>> No. 4544
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▲: NAKKA NAK
▼: oh shit
▼: more fucking gators
▲: DAVES QUEST BED IS HARD
▼: what no
▲: I CANT TAKE A NAP
▼: stop that
▼: thats my bed man
▼: thats not cool
▲: IM SUPPOSE TO DIE ON THIS SO I CAN BECOME A GOD
▲: AND MAKE SOUP
▲: NAK
▼: hey there little gator dude just hold up right there
▲: ALSO I TRANSFORMED YOUR GLASSES INTO LOW QUALITY PIXELATED GLASSES
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DAVE DOESN'T LIKE THE FACT IM TAKING HIS QUEST BED AND I TRANSFORMED HIS GLASSES

[And this is where we will begin and continue this great story of epic proportions of NAKKA NAK!]
>> No. 4545
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▲: NAKKA NAK
▼: oh shit man did you little freaks get your hands on my sunglasses again
▲: IM ON YOUR QUEST BED SCARY RED DAVE
▼: what no
▲: TRYING TO GO TO SLEEP SO I CAN BECOME A GOD
▲: AND MAKE SOUP
▲: NAK
▼: get off of that
▼: it aint yours man
▲: HOW DO I SLEEP
▲: NAKNAK
▼: well unless you want to wait around for someone to stab you you sure as hell are not becoming a god
▼: although i sure as fuck can oblige you
▼: and by oblige i mean stab
▲: FINE ILL JUST WAIT HERE
▲: NAKKA NAK
▼: alright then ill be over in like ten minutes to turn you into a shish-kabob
▼: later little guy
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SOUNDS GREAT CANT WAIT TO MAKE SOME SOUP
>> No. 4546
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▲: WAITING FOR DAVE
▼: hey
▼: dont blame you
▲: NAK
▼: that you little asshole
▼: ive been looking everywhere
▲: NAKKA NAK
▲: SOON TO BE GOD
▲: TO MAKE SOUP
▼: where did you put my bed damn it
▼: how did you even fucking carry it youre like a foot tall
▲: I DIDNT
▲: IM LAYING ON IT
▲: JUST WAITTING
▲: ITS IN THE SAME PLACE
▲: UNLESS YOUR FROM THE FUTURE
▲: THEN IT WAS A SUCCESS AND YOUR QUESTBED GOTTEN DESTROYED
▼: oh that explains it
▼: in that case i guess i owe you a preemptive fuck you little lizard guy
▲: SO IM JUST WAITING HERE NOW FOR THE TIME TO COME
▲: BUT DIDNT YOU GET ANY SOUP FROM ME?
▲: ILL REMEMBER TO GIVE YOU SOUP WHEN I BECOME A GOD
▲: NAKKA NAK
▼: no sign of any reptile assholes godly or otherwise here
▼: beds literally gone and now im stuck on the mortal tiers
▲: HUH I MUST BE DOING SOMETHING ELSE THEN
▼: god john is gonna be so smug
▼: why do you do this to me betty
▲: WELL FROM WHAT I HEARD YOU WERE A WUSS
▼: why
▼: oh shit thats a line you dont cross
▲: YOU DIDNT EVEN WANT TO KILL YOURSELF
▲: I BET YOU WOULD OF BEEN AN AWESOME GOD
▼: no i didnt want to play some fucking pawn to some alien bitch is what happened
▲: WHO IS THIS FREAKY ALIEN BITCH
▼: i wouldve done it myself if she just came straight out with it and god why am i explaining myself to a consort
▲: NAKKA NAK
▼: you steal my shades eat my sylladex cards and fly off like a fucking piece of garbage
▼: then destroy my quest bed
▼: good job
▲: NAK
▲: PAST SELF COULD STILL STOP FROM THIS ALL HAPPENING
▼: oh shit got to go
▼: emergency
▲: BUT I GUESS THAT GUY WAS THE PAST SELF AND FAILED TO DO SO
▼: stay the fuck there
▲: OK BYE FUTURE DAVE
▲: NAK
▼: dont mess up too fast you little reptile
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FUTURE DAVE MESSES UP A LOT
>> No. 4547
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▼: HeY BrO I NeEd sOmE AdViCe...:O(
▲: FUTURE DAVE TOLD ME TO STAY HERE
▲: ON HIS QUEST BED
▲: NAKKA NAK
▲: WHAT IS THIS ADVICE YOU SPEAK OF
▼: A LiTtLe bUdDy oF MiNe
▲: OH?
▲: I SHALL CALL YOU...
▲: FUNNY CLOWN GUY
▼: WhO i ReAlLy LiKeD
▼: He'S dEaD....
▲: OH NO
▲: WHO IS HE
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FUNNY CLOWN GUY MAKES NO SENSE
>> No. 4548
Where do the fans input..?
>> No. 4549
>>4548
This is not like your usual fan adventure, go to chat.zingled.com and find the little guy!
>> No. 4550
>>4548

Mainly anytime you want! When you do, I'll change parts of it.

You can also go to Zingled and find me.

So what I'm trying to say is, zingle me, and just post inputs aswell
>> No. 4554
>>4550
Is it okay if I post more Nakkan art here as I make it? Mostly tomorrow though :P
>> No. 4555
>>4554

Everyone is welcome to do so!
>> No. 4556
>>4550
OP, can you also put it in the MSPA forum?
>> No. 4557
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▼: HELLO.
▲: NAKKA NAK
▼: OH, GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.
▲: FUTURE DAVE TOLD ME TO STAY HERE
▼: FUTURE DAVE IS AN IDIOT.
▲: IS THIS LOUD TALKING GUY
▲: I AM STILL TRYING TO MAKE SOUP
▲: SO I DECIDED TO STEAL DAVES QUEST BED AND BECOME A GOD
▲: TO MAKE SOUP
▼: MAKE SOUP WITH DAVE.
▼: MAKE SOUP OUT OF DAVE.
▼: THERE ARE A LOT OF DEAD DAVES AROUND.
▲: CANT I HAVE TO STAY PUT ON QUEST BED
▲: NAK NAK
▼: YOU SHOULD MAKE A SOUP OUT OF DEAD DAVE'S.
▲: THERE IS A DEAD DAVE RIGHT BY ME BUT I CANT MOVE
▼: IT WILL MAKE THE ORIGINAL DAVE VERY HAPPY.
▲: I AM SO VERY TEMPTED TO DO SO
▼: WHY CAN'T YOU MOVE?
▲: BUT I DONT KNOW HOW TO MAKE SOUP
▲: BECAUSE
▲: FUTURE DAVE TOLD ME TO STAY PUT
▲: ON HIS QUEST BED JUST TO LAY HERE AND GO TO SLEEP
▼: NO, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.
▲: WELL WHAT SHOULD I DO THEN
▼: FUTURE DAVE IS STUPID AND YOU ARE SMARTER THAN HIM.
▲: THATS TRUE
▲: AND I AM SMARTER THEN YOU
▼: YES, OBVIOUSLY YOU ARE.
▲: WHAT SHOULD I DO THEN
▲: BECAUSE I NEED TO BECOME A GOD TO MAKE SOUP
▲: HELLO? NAK NAK
▲: YOU BETTER NOT BE MAKING SOUP RIGHT NOW
▼: NO, YOU NEED TO TAKE DAVE AND MAKE SOUP OUT OF HIM.
▼: BECAUSE DAVE IS ALREADY A GOD.
▲: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE
▼: IF YOU EAT A LOT OF HIM, YOU'LL BE AN EVEN BIGGER GOD.
▲: HM
▲: IM LISTENING
▼: SO GET AS MANY DEAD DAVE'S POSSIBLE AND EAT ALL OF THEM.
▼: MAKE A SOUP, GO TO TOWN.
▲: INTERESTING
▲: OK ILL TRY WITH THIS DEAD DAVE
▲: GIVE ME A FEW MINUTES
▲: OK
▲: HES ON TOP OF THE INGREDIENTS
▲: NOW WHAT
▼: CUT HIM UP INTO TINY PIECES AND PUT HIM IN THE SOUP.
▲: WITH WHAT
▼: I DON'T KNOW, SOMETHING SHARP.
▲: OK HANG ON
▲: OH DAMN
▲: OH DAMN
▲: DAMN
▲: DAMN IT
▲: HE FELL OF THE CLIFF
▲: DEAD GREEN DAVE FELL OFF THE CLIFF
▼: OH, GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.
▲: LOOKS LIKE I HAVE TO HUNT FOR MORE DEAD DAVES THEN
▼: GOOD JOB, DUMBASS.
▼: YEAH, GO DO THAT.
▲: AFTER I BECOME A GOD
▲: ITLL BE EASIER
▲: RIGHT?
▼: YES, YES IT WILL.
▼: WAIT, DOESN'T THE DEAD DAVE HAVE A SWORD?
▲: YEAH I THINK
▼: JUST USE THAT TO CUT UP THE DEAD DAVE'S.
▲: BUT HE FELL OFF THE CLIFF
▼: ...
▲: HOW DO I BECOME A GOD...
▼: NEXT TIME YOU FIND A DAVE TAKE HIS SWORD.
▼: BY EATING THE DAVE.
▲: OH I COULD USE MY EXPLODING PANTS!
▼: NO, NO YOU CAN'T.
▲: AND I WILL SMASH MYSELF INTO THE QUEST BED!
▼: I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THOSE ARE.
▲: THE BEST PLAN EVER
▼: JUST, CUT UP THE DEAD DAVE.
▼: NO, IT ISN'T.
▲: IM GONNA GO DO THAT NOW!
▲: NAKKA NAK
▼: DON'T FUCKING DO THAT.
▲: BYE LOUD TALKING GUY
▼: NO, DON'T LEAVE RETARD.
▼: DON'T BLOW UP THE QUEST BED.
▼: DON'T CRASH INTO IT.
▼: JUST... EAT DAVE.
▼: EAT THE DEAD DAVE'S.
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LOUD TALKING PERSON SURE WANTS ME TO EAT DEAD DAVES...

Also want me to link it? Or what exactly?
>> No. 4558
>>4557
Linking it would be cool for now, you can post it properly when you get pics up. Or you can make a new one!
>> No. 4559
>>4558

Well I'll also post it in the MSPA forums too so they can read it there as well!
>> No. 4560
http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?35089-Nakan-Quest!

Heye you go guys!
>> No. 4561
Also to find me more easier so I won't skip you, say

"Oh Hai there betty!"
>> No. 4562
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▲: NAKKA NAK
▼: Hello!
▲: -PSSSBOOOM-
▲: NAKKA
▼: Oh dear, are you alright?
▲: NAK
▲: WHO IS THIS
▲: IM FLYING
▼: the Doctor
▲: DOCTOR WHO
▼: oh, that explains why your next to the TARDIS in midflight
▼: just the Doctor
▲: WHAT TARDIS I DONT SEE ONE
▼: This big blue box I'm in
▼: that your flying next to
▲: I DONT SEE ANYTHING
▲: MUST BE IN A DIFFERENT TIMELINE
▼: oh! I must have the preception filter up to high
▼: Here, I'll fix it
▲: ((You do know this is based on homestuck right?))
▼: ((Yes, I'm the Doctor who's been running around))
▼: ((and Jack who hooked up with Bro))
▲: ((Ah just making sure, because this is for Nakan quest)
▼: ((I figured))
▲: ((Good, plus it's very hard to find people that want to input it))
▼: ((good thing you found me, because I'm so glad I get to be a part of this))
▼: ((back to being the Doctor now))
▲: ((ok))
▼: There, can you see me now?
▲: WHY IS THERE A BLUE BOX NOW IM SCARED
▲: GET IT AWAY FROM ME
▲: GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY
▼: Oh don't worry!
▼: It won't hurt you!
▲: AHHHHHNAKNAKNAKNAK
▼: Lovely glasses, by the way
▲: THEY ARE MINE NOT DAVES
▼: Calm down! you'll crash!
▲: INTO WHAT
▼: Into that planet over there!
▲: ... IM STILL ON MY HOME PLANET
▲: NOW IM GONNA GO FLY DOWN NOW
▲: -PSSSBOOOM-
▲: I AM NOW GOING TO CRASH INTO DAVES QUEST BEDTO
▲: BECOME A GOD
▼: What!?
▼: How does-
▼: oh wait
▼: Conversation with John earlier right
▲: SOMEWHAT
▼: Didn't know crocodiles had Dreamselves!
▲: AND FUTURE DAVE SAID THAT HIS BED WAS MISSING
▲: SOME DO!
▲: NAK
▼: Well that's good! but why do you want to become a god?
▲: SO I CAN MAKE SOUP
▼: It must be a great soup recipe then!
▲: IT IS I GUESS
▲: A FEW ROCKS
▲: SOME GLASSES
▲: A CREATURE WITH A LONG NOSE AND LARGE REAREND
▲: AND SOME ROBES
▲: IT SOUNDS GREAT
▼: It sounds Delish!
▲: NAKKA NAK
▲: WELL IM GONNA GO NOW
▼: Alright!
▲: SO I CAN CRASH INTO THE QUEST BED
▼: Good luck, Little Croc!
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HERE WE GO
>> No. 4566
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▲: NAK
▼: HH3H3H3
▼: G1V3 D4V3 B4CK H1S GL4SS3S
▲: OH NO ITS THE STRANGE TALKING LADY
▲: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THESE ARE MINE
▼: H3H3H3H3H3
▲: IM FLYING INTO DAVES QUEST BED NOW
▲: TO KILL ME SELF AND BECOME A GOD
▼: >: O
▼: W3LL H4V3 FUN K1LL1NG YOURS3LF CH3RRY CROC
▲: OK WILL DO
▲: -PSSSBOOOM-
▲: HERE I GO
▼: H3H3H3H3
▲: 3NAK
▲: 2NAK
▲: 1NAK
▼: >: O
▲: -DOOFSPLAT-
▲: -Lost Connection-
▼: H3H3H3H3H3H3
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>> No. 4569
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▼: nak
▲: NAKKA NAK
▲: ANOTHER PERSON THATS ME
▼: nakka nak nak
▲: OR A FELLOW CROC
▲: HOW ARE YOU FELLOW CROC
▼: nak nakka nak
▲: THATS GOOD
▲: AS FOR ME I FEEL REALLY STRANGE
▲: AND I GOT WARMER CLOTHES NOW
▲: IT ALSO HAS A HOOD!
▲: NAKKA NAK NAK NAKKA NAK
▼: nak nak NAK NAK NAK!
▼: :V
▲: NOT TO MENTION IM NOT AT HOME ANYMORE...
▼: *tackles*
▼: MY ROBERTY POWERS!
▼: GIVE THEM BACK!
▲: -flys away-
▼: *holds on this time*
▲: OH YEAH!
▲: -PAUSES TIME-
▼: GIVE ME MY POWER BACK YOU SAD EXCUSE OF A PURSE
▲: -REMOVES GUY FROM HIMSELF-
▲: -FLYS AWAY AND UNPAUSES TIME-
▼: doof
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>> No. 4572
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▲: NAK NAK
▼: H3LLO
▲: ITS YOU AGAIN
▼: M3 4G41N?
▲: IVE SUCCESSFULLY BECOME A GOD
▲: YES I TALKED TO YOU BEFORE I CRASHED INTO DAVES QUEST BED
▼: W41T WH4T
▼: WH4T D1D YOU DO 4T TH3 QU3ST B3D?
▲: I KILLED MYSELF
▲: YOU MUST BE THE PAST STRANGE TALKING LADY
▲: NAK
▼: 1 SUPPOS3 SO? >:?
▼: 1 SHOULD B3 QU3ST1ON1NG WHY 4 CONSORT W4NTS TO B3COM3 4 GOD
▲: I ALREADY BECOME ONE
▲: ((../../adv/src/129531258984.gif))
▲: BECAUSE
▲: I WANT TO MAKE SOUP
▼: ((pffhahaha, I saw that earlier. That still makes me grin))
▼: SOUP?
▲: YES
▼: YOU DON'T N33D TO B3COM3 4 GOD TO M4K3 SOUP
▼: 4NYON3 C4N M4K3 SOUP
▼: >:[
▲: BUT I ALREADY BECOME ONE
▲: AND NOW I LOST ALL OF THOSE ITEMS I HAD
▲: EVEN MY GLASSES!
▲: NAK....
▼: TH3N HOW 4R3 YOU COMMUN1C4T1NG W1TH M3?
▲: I HAVE NO CLUE
▲: I GUESS ITS JUST POSSIBLE
▼: >:?
▲: NOT TO MENTION I CAN FLY WITHOUT MAKING MY PANTS EXPLODE NOW
▼: 1 DON'T 3V3N W4NT TO 4SK 4BOUT TH4T
▼: WHY DON'T YOU GO B4CK TO TH3 R3ST OF YOUR K1ND 4ND M4K3 SOUP?
▲: I WONDER WHAT ELSE I CAN DO
▲: I DONT KNOW WHICH WAY IT IS THOUGH...
▲: LET ME TRY TO GO THROUGH A SHINY CIRCLE
▲: HERE I GO
▲: -kzzzt-
▲: OH HI THERE WOW NICE RED GLASSES
▼: W41T WH4T
▼: HOW C4N YOU S33 M3
▲: I THINK I FLEW TOO FAST\
▲: IM RIGHT BEHIND YOU
▲: LET ME BITE YOUR HAIR THEN
▲: NOMNOMNOM
▼: 44444H!
▼: G3T OFF!!!
▲: OK
▲: NAKKA NAK
▲: HI STRANGE TALKING LADY
▼: HOW 1S TH1S 3V3N POSS1BL3
▲: I HAVE NO CLUE
▼: DO WH4T YOU JUST D1D 4ND GO B4CK
▲: BUT I KIND OF LIKE IT HERE
▼: BUT YOU C4N'T B3 H3R3
▼: YOU'LL B3COM3 DOOM3D
▲: WHY
▲: OH OK
▲: ... OH I SEE
▲: OK BYE BLIND LADY TEREIZ
▼: >:[
▲: -FWOOOOOSH-
▲: -KZZZT-
▲: OK IM BACK
▼: GR34T
▲: BUT IM IN THE SNOWY PLACE AGAIN
▼: 4G41N? 1 THOUGHT YOU W3R3 1N LOH4C
▲: ITS ALL STRANGE FOR ME
▲: EVERYTIME I GO INTO A SHINY CIRCLE I END UP SOMEWHERES ELSE
▼: OH TH4T'S R1GHT
▼: K33P GO1NG 1NTO TH3 SH1NY C1RCL3S
▼: >:]
▲: WHAT IF I END UP NEAR YOU AGAIN
▼: 3V3NTU4LLY YOU'LL 3ND UP WH3R3 YOU N33D TO GO
▲: HM OK
▲: THANKS BLIND LADY TEREIZ
▼: H3H3H3
▲: I GUESS ILL BE GOING NOW
▲: -FWOOOOSH-
▼: YOU'R3 W3LCOM3 STR4NG3 CONSORT
▲: CALL ME BETTY
▼: OK4Y, B3TTY
▲: -KZZZZT-
You have disconnected.

BLIND LADY TEREIZ IS NICE
>> No. 4575
Looking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
▲: NAKKA NAK
▼: HO HO HO
▼: MERRY BELATED CHRISTMAS, LITTLE LIZARD
▲: OH GOD ITS THE STRANGE LAUGHING GUY
▼: NO, IT'S SANTA
▲: OH WAIT
▲: OH GOD
▲: ITS SANTA!
▲: HI SANTA NAK NAK
▼: YES IT IS!
▲: WANT SOME SOUP?
▼: I'VE HEARD YOU'VE BEEN... WELL, KIND OF A NAUGHTY BOY, WHAT WITH STEALING THINGS AND SCARING CHILDREN
▼: BUT YOU'VE MADE THE SOUP, SO THAT'S A NICE POINT
▲: HOW DO I SCARE CHILDREN
▼: SORT OF BLASTING ALL OVER THE INCISPHERE AND BLOWING THINGS UP WITH YOUR PANTS
▲: OH THAT
▲: I THOUGHT YOU MEANT WHEN I TRIED TO CHASE DOWN SCARY RED DAVE
▲: BUT STILL
▲: YAY SANTA!!! NAKKA NAK
▼: UNFORTUNATELY, I HAVE A BAG OF COAL FOR YOU, BUT IT'S CANDY COAL ANYWAY. ALL VERY DELICIOUS.
▲: NOMNOMNOM
▲: YUMMY
▲: CAN I HAVE THE RED BAG TOO
▼: THE RED BAG IS FOR EVERYONE
▲: AW
▼: BUT YOU MAY HAVE ONE THING FROM IT, SINCE YOU MADE THE SOUP
▲: OK
▲: LETS SEE WHAT I GET
▼: (FREE GRAB)
▲: HMM
▲: OH YES! AWESOME SUNGLASS HEADPHONES!
▼: HO HO HO
▲: I CAN TALK AND LISTEN TO THINGS NOW
▼: AND WHAT A FINE GIFT FOR A FINE LITTLE LIZARD
▲: -EQUIPS SUNGLASS HEADPHONES-
▲: I GUESS I ENDED UP AT THE NORTH POLE WHEN I WENT THROUGH THE SHINY CIRCLE!
▲: NAKKA NAK
▼: DON'T WORRY, THE NEXT SHINY CIRCLE IS BY THE REINDEER HUTCH
▼: IT SHOULD TAKE YOU TO WHERE ENGLAND USE TO BE.
▼: IT'S HOW I MAKE MY ROUNDS, YOU KNOW. PORTALS ARE HELPFUL
▲: OK THANKS SANTA!
▲: -FWOOOSH-
▲: BYE SANTA!
You have disconnected.
>> No. 4576
Looking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
▲: Nakka nak
▼: glub
▲: OH BOY ONE OF THOSE YELLOW CREATURES!
▲: NAKKA NAK
▼: glub glub glub?
▼: hello red one glub
▲: DID YOU KNOW WE CAN BECOME GODS TOO?
▼: glub? god glub?
▲: YES!
▼: i dont know what is a god
▼: i only know the heir glub
▲: OH WELL THEN
▲: THAT THING!
▲: YOU CAN BECOME ONE!
▼: he does the windy thing
▼: i can do the windy thing?
▼: glub?
▲: IF YOU DIE ON THE QUEST BED THEN YEAH
▼: glub glub what is that glub
▲: ((Dude you could make a Glub quest! Like my Nakan Quest!))
▼: i dont like dying glub
▲: WELL IT WASN'T THAT BAD FOR ME
▲: JUST FELT LIKE I GOT KNOCKED OUT FOR 1 SECOND
▼: glub glub but if i die i cannot find my son glub
▲: YOUR SON OH NO THATS BADN
▲: NAK
▼: the winged demon took him glub
▼: i told him not to speak to it but no glub glub
▲: WINGED DEMON?
▼: yes a winged demon glub
▲: WAS HE A SCARY BLACK DOG THING
▼: glub yes it had a dog face glub
▲: OH SO ITS HIM
▼: glub you know him? glub
▲: WELL IF YOU QUESTED TO BECOME THE HIER THEN YOU COULD SAVE HIM
▲: KIND OF HES PRETTY SCARY
▼: i am looking for the heir glub glub
▲: I DONT THINK HES HERE
▲: I TALKED TO HIM
▼: i want to ask him to find my son
▼: glub
▼: what did he say glub glub
▲: THAT HE ISNT IN YOUR WORLD ANYMORE
▲: HES AT THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE
▼: glubbbbb oh noooooo glub glub
▼: how will i find my son now glub
▲: I WAS ACTUALLY AT THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE
▼: i wanted to ask him to help find a brother too glub
▼: what is center of the universe?
▼: is it pretty glub
▼: like my hat
▲: IT IS
▲: MORE PRETTY THEN YOUR HAT
▼: how can it glub
▼: my hat is so crumpled and pretty
▲: IT JUST DOES
▼: glub glub you must been on quite an adventure glub
▲: I HAVE
▲: NAK NAK
▼: well im off to find the heir now glub
▲: OK BYE GLUB OF GLUB
▼: if you see him tell him little boy dave is looking for him
▼: and crumplehat
▼: glubbye
▲: NAKBYE
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>> No. 4577
>>4561
Hey betty, could you do it on alternating days instead of weeks on the forums? it looks like the quest is going to be loooooooong
>> No. 4578
>>4577

Hm... I guess I could do that! Due to the fact that sometimes Zing gets boring due to stupid people...
>> No. 4579
Does anyone else have any suggestions?
>> No. 4580
>>4579
I think Betty needs a rest XD He's been through a lot today!
>> No. 4582
>>4580

Pretty much yeah, although what I mean is, like a contact or something else
>> No. 4584
How about opening suggestions in the forums? Some people may be turned off by the length, so maybe you can condense the story or just give a starting point for people to give suggestions.
>> No. 4585
>>4584

I'm doing it now as a summary.
>> No. 4586
Could you cut/edit the OOC moments to make the logs shorter? Also, I would love to draw this if I had the time =/
Just so you know, I'm the anon that gave some of the suggestions. I also helped out Betty a few times :)
>> No. 4587
>>4586
Working on removing them now, and I WILL replace the triangles with initials so you can understand who is who as well!

Also thanks for supporting Betty in his epic adventure of his life time.

And it would be really awesome if you could make art for this! Although I am good at animation, so yes there will be some animations in this story as well.
>> No. 4588
Nice. Glad I found this. By the way, the names robert. Yea. You saw it coming it was only a matter of time before I got here. Anyway this was at least 75% amusing.
>> No. 4589
>>4588

Oh wow it's Robert! How many times did I use the roberty powers?

Also 70% what was wrong with it?
>> No. 4591
25% of whats wrong is there is only one fanart image for this entire thing.
>> No. 4600
>>4591

OH that, well today is where the fans [if I have any] can input their suggestions in the forum now, so I'll try my best to make the pictures, because I can't draw crocs at all, it's kind of hard to make the mouth for them.
>> No. 4602
File 129537653467.gif - (30.38KB , 300x255 , NAKNAKNAKNAKNAKNAKNAKKANAKNAKNAKNAK.gif )
4602
Just thought I would make the design better and less sketchy, not to mention animate it as well
>> No. 4605
R.P.R. started pestering Betty

R.P.R.: sup
Betty: HEY ROBERT
R.P.R.: damnit
Betty: :V
R.P.R.: is it that obvious
R.P.R.: you
Betty: HERES YOUR POWERS BACK
R.P.R.: YOU
Betty: -GIVES POWERS-
R.P.R.: oh god damnit thanks
R.P.R.: what did you use them for by the way
Betty: I HAVE BETTER POWERS ANYWAY
Betty: I USED THEM A LOT OF TIMES FOR NO REASON WHILE WE DIDNT COMMUNICATE
Betty: YOU KNOW TO FLY THROUGH THOSE SHINY CIRCLES
R.P.R.: ...
R.P.R.: no wait what
R.P.R.: no
Betty: I KEPT ON FLYING THROUGH THEM TO GET HOME
Betty: BUT IT DIDNT WORK
R.P.R.: my roberty powers is the power to make every female in a 5 mile radius(and some men) orgasm
R.P.R.: what the fuck
Betty: NAK
R.P.R.: population boom on lohac
R.P.R.: tonight at 5
Betty: NO WONDER WHY I HEARD A LOT OF MOANS WHEN I LEFT
R.P.R.: now get going
R.P.R.: before i make a purse out of you
Betty: HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO GET BACK
Betty: -FWOOOSH-

R.P.R. started pestering Betty

Not going to do that different day thing, it's too confusing so... it'll be both now, post your suggestion in the topic and zingle at the same time.
>> No. 4606
R.P.R. started pestering Betty

Betty: :v
R.P.R.: we meet again
Betty: HI ROBERT
R.P.R.: sup
Betty: WHY DO WE KEEP ON BUMPING INTO EACH OTHER LIKE THIS
Betty: ARE YOU ANOTHER CONSORT
R.P.R.: no im a human
Betty: OH
Betty: WAIT DOES THAT MEAN THERE ARE FIVE KIDS
R.P.R.: nope
R.P.R.: i dont exist
R.P.R.: at least not in the most realistic sense
Betty: THAT MAKES NO SENSE WHAT SO EVER TO ME
Betty: NAKKA NAK
Betty: AND I SHOULD KNOW
R.P.R.: just go with it
Betty: BECAUSE IM A NAKKER
Betty: OK FINE ROBERT
Betty: NAK
R.P.R.: also you probably keep bumping into me because im pretty hot stuff right here
R.P.R.: i mean
Betty: YOU MEAN WHAT
R.P.R.: my super power (which you stole by the way and im still angry about) was to turn chicks (and some dudes) on
Betty: WELL I COULDNT HELP IT
Betty: I THOUGHT IT WAS HELP ME IN MAKING SOUP
R.P.R.: well yes
R.P.R.: it would help make a soup
R.P.R.: but not one for eating
Betty: BUT SINCE I USED SCARY RED DAVES QUEST BED I HAVE BETTER POWERS NOW
Betty: WHICH SHOULD HELP ME MAKE WAY BETTER SOUP
Betty: ONLY IF I KNEW HOW TO...
Betty: NAK...
R.P.R.: the fuck
R.P.R.: you just put vegetables and meat in boiling water
R.P.R.: whats so hard about that
Betty: BUT THE WATER USUALLY FLOWS AWAY
Betty: AND SOMETIMES INTO A HOLE IN THE GROUND
R.P.R.: cant help you i guess
Betty: OH WELL I GUESS ILL BE ON MY WAY THIS PLACE IS COLD ANYWAY
Betty: BYE ROBERT NAK
R.P.R.: well meet again
R.P.R.: probably within five minutes
Betty: OK LOOKING FORWARD TO IT
R.P.R.: im pretty good at this
Betty: ARE YOU A TIME TRAVELER?
R.P.R.: no im just good at knowing my odds
Betty: OK BYE NAK
R.P.R.: later purse

R.P.R. started pestering Betty

THIS GUY SEEMS LIKE A TIME TRAVELER TO ME
>> No. 4607
B.P.P. started pestering Betty

B.P.P.: hey.
Betty: :V
B.P.P.: 2up?
Betty: WHAT IS THIS 2UP I DONT UNDERSTAND IT
Betty: -FWOOOSH-
Betty: -KZZZT-
Betty: OK IM IN A BETTER PLACE NOW
Betty: NAKKA NAK
B.P.P.: how do you not under2tand iit'2 liike 2up.
B.P.P.: liike what'2 up.
Betty: OH I SEE NOW
Betty: WELL
Betty: IM TRYING TO GET BACK HOME
Betty: TO MAKE SOUP FOR THE OTHER CONSORTS AS THE KIDS CALL ME
Betty: AND MAKE ANOTHER SOUP WITH ALL OF THE DEAD DAVES
Betty: SINCE LOUD TALKING PERSON TOLD ME TOO
Betty: I HAVE NO CLUE WHY THOUGH
Betty: NOT TO MENTION I HAVE TO FIND LAME JOKESTER JOHN AS WELL
Betty: SO I GUESS
Betty: THATS WHATS UP
Betty: :V NAK
B.P.P.: nothiing really but 2houldn't you be goiing home?
Betty: IM TRYING THAT
Betty: I KEEP ON GOING THROUGH THE SHINY CIRCLES
Betty: BUT I END UP SOMEWHERES ELSE
B.P.P.: ju2t follow the other con2ort2 you guy2 u2ually horde together.
Betty: IM THE ONLY ONE OF MY ON THIS PLANET
Betty: :|
Betty: NAKKA NAK
B.P.P.: what fuckiing planet are you on then.
Betty: ITS SHINY
Betty: AND LIQUID FALLING FROM THE SKY
Betty: ITS VERY COLORFUL HERE
B.P.P.: alriight ii 2tiill have no fuckiing clue where you could be but ii thiink you 2hould 2hut the fuck up and go away.

B.P.P. started pestering Betty
>> No. 4608
D.B.B. started pestering Betty

Betty: NAKKA NAK
D.B.B.: oh sup crocdude
Betty: NOT MUCH JUST IN COLORFUL AREA
Betty: BI POLAR PERSON IS MEAN AT TIMES
D.B.B.: rad you been harassing my little bro lately
D.B.B.: bipolar person shit i dunno that guy
Betty: LITTLER BRO?
Betty: NAKKA NAK
D.B.B.: cant keep up with the cast of your bullshit soap opera
Betty: WHAT
D.B.B.: little knight guy with a sword and goofy unpointed shades
D.B.B.: seen him
Betty: OH YOU MEAN SCARY RED DAVE
D.B.B.: yeah okay sure
Betty: WHY YOU ASK
D.B.B.: hes about as scary as a puppet ass is unendearing but whatever
D.B.B.: just checking in on him being all big brotherly and sagely and shit
D.B.B.: watching over him like fucking obi wan
Betty: PUPPET ASS
D.B.B.: yeah man that caught your interest huh
Betty: I DUNNO WHY
D.B.B.: i got plenty to sell if youre up for it
Betty: I THINK I MAY HAVE ONE FOR INGREDIENTS
D.B.B.: sweet never none anybody eat them before but eh
Betty: IT HAS A LONG NOSE AND A HUGE REAREND
D.B.B.: yeah thats one of my boys
Betty: IS THAT WHAT A PUPPET ASS IS
D.B.B.: you got the boondollars to pay for that bro
Betty: NO
Betty: WAIT
Betty: I DONT HAVE MY INGREDIENTS ANYMORE
Betty: AFTER I CRASHED INTO THE QUEST BED AND ALL
D.B.B.: crashed into it
D.B.B.: how the fuck do you crash into a goddamn bed
Betty: WELL I HAD EXPLODING PANTS
D.B.B.: yep i understand that completely
D.B.B.: no explanation needed here
Betty: AND I FLEW UP WAY HIGH AND LAUNCHED MY SELF INTO THE QUEST BED TO KILL MYSELF AND BECOME A GOD
D.B.B.: oh okay so crocs can do the whole glowy god transformation scene shit thing
D.B.B.: cool im happy for you bro
D.B.B.: dave might be pissed mind
Betty: WHY IS THAT
Betty: HE WOULDNT OF KILLED HIMSELF ANYWAY
Betty: I HEARD FROM BLIND GIRL TEREIZ THAT HE WAS A WUSS
D.B.B.: might be a bit sore a reptile had the stones to get a sweet god hoodie and not him
D.B.B.: shit man i shouldve challenged jack on that stone altar thing i could have upped my badass twofold
D.B.B.: though that would pretty much break the goddamn game if i was the one zipping around with some retarded colorful hoodie
Betty: GAME?
D.B.B.: oh yeah this thing isnt a video game to you are you
D.B.B.: since you like live in this shit or whatever
Betty: WAIT THIS IS A GAME?
D.B.B.: shit man didnt mean to get all meta on your ass but yeah
Betty: NAK
Betty: MY LIFE
Betty: IS
D.B.B.: youre like this nakking npc populating my lil bros video game
Betty: A GAME?
Betty: IM NOT REAL
D.B.B.: yeah sorry bro
Betty: IM
Betty: NOT
D.B.B.: if it makes you feel any better im dead so
Betty: REAL...
Betty: IM AN NPC
D.B.B.: youre gonna start nakking now arent you
Betty: %kjF%-0-09JKOK$
D.B.B.: ah crap
D.B.B.: well ive broke it
Betty: -NPC BROKE-
Betty: ...
Betty: REBOOTING
Betty: NON-PLAYABLE NPC SCRIPT NOT FOUND
Betty: PLEASE INPUT SCRIPT
D.B.B.: er
D.B.B.: if dave asks
D.B.B.: i wasnt here

D.B.B. started pestering Betty

PLEASE INPUT SCRIPT
PLEASE INPUT SCRIPT
PLEASE INPUT SCRIPT
PLEASE INPUT SCRIPT
PLEASE INPUT SCRIPT
>> No. 4610
>>4608
GOOD JOB BRO.
>> No. 4611
V.S.T. started pestering Broken Betty

V.S.T.: wHAAAT IS UPPPP, mOTHERFUCKERRR,
Broken Betty: PLEASE INPUT SCRIPT
Broken Betty: PLEASE INPUT SCRIPT
V.S.T.: wHOA,, wHAT IS THAT, sUPPOSE TO MEAN,
Broken Betty: PLEASE INPUT SCRIPT
Broken Betty: UNABLE TO FIND 'NPC SCRIPT'
V.S.T.: i UHH, dON'T KNOW HOW TO FIND IT,
V.S.T.: wHERE DID YOU, lAST SEE IT,
Broken Betty: PLEASE INPUT SCRIPT
V.S.T.: oH GOSH, uHHH,
Broken Betty: PLEASE INPUT SCRIPT
V.S.T.: cAN YOU TELL ME HOW,
Broken Betty: PLEASE INPUT SCRIPT
V.S.T.: uHHH,
Broken Betty: PLEASE INPUT SCRIPT
V.S.T.: uHHH, hELP, wOULD BE NICE,
Broken Betty: HELP: INPUT RUNNING SCRIPT
V.S.T.: i HAVE TO RUN?
Broken Betty: INPUT RUNNING SCRIPT
V.S.T.: oKAY, i'LL RUN,

v.s.T. started pestering Broken Betty
>> No. 4612
Uhm
Is there a reason the logs end with 'Starting' too?
>> No. 4614
>>4612
Dang I forgot to edit that part!
>> No. 4615
S.C.P. started pestering Broken Betty

Broken Betty: PLEASE INPUT SCRIPT
S.C.P.: ScRiPt? OkAy iLl tRy
S.C.P.: UhM...LeTtErS..lInUx..
S.C.P.: 1010010001100
S.C.P.: WaS ThAt gOoD EnOuGh?
Broken Betty: INPUTTING
Broken Betty: UNABLE TO INPUT
S.C.P.: Ah sHiT WeLl i tRiEd
S.C.P.: SoRrY My bRo
Broken Betty: RETRY?
S.C.P.: Ah i dOnT KnOw wHaT ScRiPt yOuRe lOoKiN FoR My bRo sO I GuEsS I CaNt
S.C.P.: GiVe mE A HiNt? :o)
Broken Betty: UNABLE TO FIND 'NPC SCRIPT' TO RUN
S.C.P.: Ah iM No gOoD At tHiS
S.C.P.: UhM...MiRcOsOfT...~aTh...mOrSe cOdE...
Broken Betty: .--. .-.. . .- ... . .. -. .--. ..- - ... -.-. .-. .. .--. -
S.C.P.: OkAy i cAn tRy tAlKiNg iN MoRsE CoDe
Broken Betty: .--. .-.. . .- ... . .. -. .--. ..- - ... -.-. .-. .. .--. -
S.C.P.: .. ... - .... .. ... - .... . ... -.-. .-. .. .--. - -.-- --- ..- .----. .-. . .-.. --- --- -.- .. -. --. ..-. --- .-. ..--..
S.C.P.: .... --- .-- .-- .- ... - .... .- - .--. .-. . - - -.-- --. --- --- -.. .... ..- ....
Broken Betty: .. -. .--. ..- - - .. -. --.
Broken Betty: ..- -. .- -... .-.. . - --- .. -. .--. ..- -
S.C.P.: ShIt tHaT WaS My lAsT IdEa
Broken Betty: .--. .-.. . .- ... . .. -. .--. ..- - ... -.-. .-. .. .--. -
S.C.P.: ShIt i cAnT EvEn bEgIn tO ImAgInE WhAt sCrIpT YoUrE LoOkIn fOr
S.C.P.: Im sOrRy :O(
The other user has left

S.C.P. stopped pestering Broken Betty
>> No. 4616
Other Croc started pestering Broken Betty

Other Croc: Nak
Broken Betty: PLEASE INPUT SCRIPT
Other Croc: Naknaknaknaknaknaknak
Broken Betty: INPUTTING 'NAKNAKNAKNAKNAKNAKNAK.EXE'
Other Croc: Naknak
Broken Betty: INPUT COMPLETE

Other Croc stopped pestering Betty

FINALLY
>> No. 4617
>>4616
Ah, dang. I was going around as Hussie looking for you and trying to fix you. I suspect I've confused a few of the normal users..

Also, >>8153
>> No. 4618
>>4617
...Welp, that link didn't work.

../../home/res/7957.html
>> No. 4619
▲: SMART LADY ROSE
▼: Hello Terezi
▲: NAKKA NAK
▲: :V
▼: Oh, I beg your pardon
▲: NAMES BETTY NOT HELLO TEREZI
▼: My eyes are not quite adjusted to the screen yet
▼: Hello Mister Nakking Crocodile
▲: BETTY
▼: Better is it?
▼: Betty**
▼: Pardon again
▼: Typing with tentacles for hands is quite hard to do
▲: WHO IS THIS
▼: Oh
▼: No one in important
▼: Just a slender fellow
▲: ...
▲: NAKKA NAK
▼: I bet you taste quite good in gutted and stewed in soup
▲: I HAVE NO CLUE WHO THIS IS
▲: I MUST GO NOW
▲: -FWOOOSH-
▼: Oh, that is a shame
▼: Goodbye Betty

GUY WAS PRETTY CREEPY
>> No. 4620
B.L.T. started pestering Betty

B.L.T.: H3Y TH3R3
Betty: :V
Betty: NAKKA NAK
Betty: HI BLIND LADY TEREZI
B.L.T.: MR CONSORT 1TS YOU 4G41N
B.L.T.: 1M GL4D TO T4ST3 YOU
Betty: YES IT IS
B.L.T.: H3H3H3H3H3H3
Betty: GOD TIER IS STILL PRETTY STRANGE
B.L.T.: YOUR3 1N GODT13R
B.L.T.: S1NC3 WH3N
Betty: SINCE I LAST TALKED TO YOU
Betty: WHEN I WAS GOING TO CRASH INTO DAVES QUEST BED
B.L.T.: OH Y34H 1 D1DNT TH1NK TH4T WOULD WORK 1F YOU W3R3 4 CONSORT
Betty: WELL IT DID
B.L.T.: CONSORTS H4V3 DR34MS3LV3S >: ?
Betty: SOME DO
Betty: WELL I DO
B.L.T.: H3H3H3H3H3 1TS FUNNY HOW D4V3 COULDNT GODT13R BUT 4 CONSORT C4N
Betty: NAK
B.L.T.: L1CK
B.L.T.: MR CONSORT 1M 4FR41D 1 H4V3 TO GO 4G41N
Betty: NAKKA NAK
Betty: OH OK BYE BLIND LADY TEREZI
B.L.T.: F4R3W3LL

B.L.T. stopped pestering Betty

BLIND LADY TEREZI IS NICE :V
>> No. 4626
SMP started pestering Betty

Betty: NAKKA NAK
SMP: Oh, perfect. Crocodiles.
SMP: Just what I need.
Betty: ;V
Betty: :v
SMP: Mister Crocodile, have you any business with me?
Betty: I DONT QUITE KNOW
Betty: IM TRYING TO MAKE SOUP BUT ITS NOT HELPING ANY
SMP: What do you need to make soup for?
Betty: LOUD TALKING PERSON TOLD ME TO DO SO
SMP: Who was the loud talking person?
SMP: I have a hard time imagining anyone being louder than you.
Betty: HE YELLS AND CUSSES ALOT
Betty: ALWAYS SEEMS MAD
SMP: Never met him, I'm afraid.
Betty: OH WELL HES SOMETIMES NICE
SMP: I'll take your word for it.
Betty: ALTHOUGH HE DID TELL ME TO MAKE A SOUP OUT OF ALL THE DEAD DAVES
SMP: Dead... Daves?
SMP: Oh dear.
Betty: YES DEAD DAVES
Betty: ALL OF THEM
Betty: IS THE STRANGE WITCH JADE?
SMP: I know a girl named Jade! I didn't know she was a witch.
SMP: I thought she was a princess.
SMP: The princess of the moon.
Betty: IS THE SMART LADY ROSE
Betty: OR IS IT LAME JOKESTER JOHN
SMP: Never met a Rose, but I do know a John.
SMP: Listen, I've some important duties to attend to.
SMP: As, the, er, newly crowned monarch.
SMP: It still feels strange saying that.
Betty: WAIIIIT
Betty: ...
Betty: NAKKA NAK
Betty: I HAVE NO CLUE WHO YOU ARE
Betty: PROCEED WITH IT THEN
SMP: Me? I'm just a lowly parcel mistress, with a lot of responsibilities I don't know how to handle thrust onto me.
SMP: They're very big responsibilities.
SMP: And require tending to immediately.
Betty: NAK
Betty: :V
SMP: So I must be off.
Betty: BYE THEN
SMP: Goodbye, Mister Crocodile.
Betty: SIMPLE MAIL PERSON
SMP: ... eugh.

SMP stopped pestering Betty
>> No. 4628
WLD started pestering Betty

Betty: DONT MIND ME
Betty: IM NOT PREGNATE
WLD: WHY IN THE HELL WOULD I MIND YOU.
Betty: I LIE... I... I AM PREGNATE
WLD: ESPECIALLY WITH THIS BULLSHIT YOU'RE SPEWING AT ME.
Betty: OH HI LOUD TALKING PERSON
Betty: :V
Betty: NAKKA NAK
WLD: OH GODDAMNIT ITS ONE OF YOU FUCKERS.
WLD: FROM DAVE'S STUPID LAND.
Betty: HEY HEY LOUD TALKING PERSON
Betty: I THINK YOUR FRIEND LONELY HIPSTER ERIDAN FOUND SOMEONE
Betty: SO I GUESS I SHOULDNT CALL HIM LONELY HIPSTER ERIDAN ANYMORE I GUESS
WLD: FOUND SOMEONE? AS IN A ROMANTIC INTEREST?
WLD: HA.
Betty: SEE --> http://logs.zingled.com/?c=74199
WLD: HAHAHAHA.
WLD: THAT'S A GOOD JOKE, EVEN FOR A CONSORT.
Betty: WELL AT LEAST IM A GOD
WLD: WHAT.
Betty: NAKKA NAK
WLD: HE FOUND HIMSELF.
WLD: THAT'S NOT FINDING SOMEONE, THAT'S FUCKING AROUND WITH TIME SHIT!
Betty: WAIT SO ITS LIKE... LIKE...
Betty: MASTURBATION
WLD: IF YOU WANT TO BE BLUNT
WLD: YEAH, THAT'S PRECISELY IT.
Betty: NAK
Betty: HE CREEPYS ME OUT
Betty: LONELY CREEP ERIDAN NOW
WLD: NOW YOU KNOW WHAT THE REST OF US KNOW.
WLD: HAVE FUN WITH THAT KNOWLEDGE.
Betty: OH GOD
Betty: WAIT
Betty: WHAT IS YOUR NAME
Betty: I HAVENT QUITE GOTTEN IT
WLD: KARKAT.
Betty: OH SO WISE LOUD KARKAT THEN
WLD: THAT'S MUCH BETTER.
Betty: OR JUST LOUD TALKING KARKAT
WLD: BETTER THAN LOUD TALKING GUY OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU CALLED ME BEFORE.
WLD: NO.
Betty: OK WISE LOUD KARKAT THEN
Betty: NAK NAK
Betty: :V
WLD: GOOD.
WLD: GLAD WE CAME TO AN UNDERSTANDING.
Betty: YES INDEED WE DID
Betty: OH LOOK I MADE A SOUP FULL OF...
Betty: OF BUGS
Betty: WORM TYPE OF THINGS
WLD: HOW THE HELL DID YOU MAKE SOUP?
WLD: THERE'S NOTHING TO MAKE SOUP WITH.
Betty: NAK OF SOUP
WLD: WHAT, IS THAT YOUR TITLE?
Betty: YES FOR SOME ODD REASON
WLD: HOW IS THAT EVEN A THING?
Betty: I HAVE NO CLUE
Betty: I TRY TO MAKE SOUP AND...
Betty: I GET A BOWL FULL OF PUPPET ASSES
WLD: I'D EXPECT AS MUCH WHEN YOU'RE FROM THAT DOUCHE'S LAND.
Betty: OH BY THE WAY THE NAME IS BETTY CROC
Betty: WOOPS I MEAN BETTY THE CROC
WLD: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT EITHER WAY.
Betty: THATS COOL I GUESS
WLD: DAMN RIGHT IT IS.
Betty: LET ME TRY TO MAKE ANOTHER SOUP
WLD: OH GOD
WLD: NO.
Betty: HEY
Betty: I MADE A BIG BOWL THIS TIMWE
Betty: LET ME SEE WHATS IN IT
WLD: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT PUPPET ASSES, SO GO MAKE YOUR SOUP ON SOMEONE ELSE'S TIME
Betty: -FWOOOSH-
Betty: ...
Betty: ITS FULL OF DEAD GREEN DAVES
Betty: ITS A DEAD GREEN DAVE SOUP
WLD: HOW THE ALMIGHTY TAINTCHAFING FUCK DID YOU DO THAT.
Betty: I STILL HAVE NO CLUE
WLD: FURTHERMORE, HOW MANY DAVES HAD TO DIE TO EVEN MAKE THAT HAPPEN?
WLD: AS MUCH OF A DOUCHE HE IS, HE'S NOT THAT FUCKING SLOPPY.
Betty: I THINK THIS MIGHT BE THAT DOOMED THING BLIND LADY TEREZI TOLD ME ABOUT
WLD: PRETTY MUCH.
Betty: I GUESS EVERYTIME HE WARPS A DOOMED DAVE COMES INTO EXISITANCE
Betty: AND ITS A PRETTY BIG BOWL
WLD: I MEAN, I KNOW HOW THIS DOOMED SHIT WORKS BUT I DIDN'T THINK THIS MANY DOOMED DAVES EXISTED.
WLD: WAIT.
WLD: HOW BIG IS YOUR BOWL?
Betty: ABOUT AS BIG AS THE ISLAND IM ON RIGHT NOW
WLD: AND THAT IS HOW BIG...?
Betty: I BET I COULD MAKE A NEW PLANET WITH IT
WLD: OH GOD.
Betty: ILL DO THAT RIGHT NOW!
WLD: YOU JUST ASSAULTED MY THINKPAN WITH THE WORST MENTAL IMAGE I'VE EVER HAD.
Betty: -FWOOOSH-
Betty: -KZZZT-
Betty: OK
Betty: IM ON DEAD DAVE PLANET RIGHT NOW
Betty: OR
Betty: THE LAND OF DEAD AND DAVES
WLD: WHAT WAS THE ENTIRE POINT OF THAT.
Betty: HEY AT LEAST THIS UNIVERSE HAS A NEW PLANET
Betty: OH LOOK THE DAVES ARE NOW FLOATING
Betty: AW ONE JUST BUMPED INTO ANOTHER DAVE
Betty: NAK
WLD: BETTER YET, WHY AM I STILL TALKING TO YOU.
Betty: I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT SO EVER ABOUT THAT
Betty: HEY IS THAT A QUEST BED?
WLD: I WONDER IF YOU HAVE A CLUE ABOUT ANYTHING AT ALL.
WLD: WHAT, NO
WLD: STAY AWAY FROM THAT FUCKING QUEST BED.
Betty: PUTTING DEAD DAVE ON QUEST BED
Betty: HEY! HE POOFED
WLD: WHY ARE YOU MESSING AROUND WITH THAT SHIT
WLD: STOP THAT THIS INSTANT.
Betty: I SENSE A NEW GOD IN THE UNIVERSE
Betty: OH... ITS A DEAD DAVE GOD
Betty: HES DEAD
WLD: YOU KNOW HE'S STILL DOOMED RIGHT?
WLD: OH, HE'S DEAD.
WLD: NO PROBLEM THEN.
Betty: BUT WE HAVE A NEW GOD NOW
WLD: HE'S DEAD. YOU DON'T HAVE A NEW GOD.
Betty: THE DEAD OF DAVES
Betty: HE CAN SUMMON MORE DEAD DAVES
Betty: ILL LEAVE THIS QUEST BED ALONE FOR NOW I GUESS
WLD: WOW.
Betty: AND USE IT LATER
WLD: THIS IS LIKE...A WRECK.
Betty: -FWOOOSH-
WLD: YOU WANT TO TURN AWAY BUT YOU JUST CAN'T.
Betty: -FZZZT-
WLD: YOU ARE DRAWN TO SEE WHAT THIS ASSHOLE DOES NEXT.
Betty: OK IM BACK IN THE SNOWY PLACE
Betty: HEY ARE THOSE METEORS
Betty: WAIT NO
Betty: THEY ARE JUST DEAD DAVES FLOATING AWAY FROM THEIR PLANET
WLD: YEAH, BECAUSE YOU STUPIDLY CREATED A DEAD DAVE PLANET.
WLD: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?
Betty: IT WAS WORTH IT
Betty: NOW TO PROTECT THIS PLANET
Betty: THEY WOULD COME BACK TO LIFE OR SOMETHING I DONT KNOW
Betty: NAK
Betty: I THINK IM GETTING SMARTER NOW
WLD: THAT'LL BE THE DAY.
Betty: WELL I GOT TO GO NOW I GOT TO PROTECT STRANGE WITCH JADES PLANET FROM DEAD DAVE METEORS
WLD: YEAH, YOU DO THAT.
Betty: WILL DO

WLD stopped pestering Betty
>> No. 4635
The should go in the fan fiction thread.
Only one image.
>> No. 4638
>>4635

Oh so we can't have TEXT adventures?
>> No. 4640
>>4635

Isn't the difference between fanfic and fan adventures the input that fans have on the story?
Because this is being majorly influenced by the other Zingled users, most of whom know what's going on. Which would make this a fan adventure.
>> No. 4641
>>4640
Hey let's post all of the Zingled logs in fan adventures since someone other than the author has some input on the story.
>> No. 4642
>>4641
I think those belong in roleplay though. This is an exception because it's a continuous story
>> No. 4644
>>4642
Yup. The normal Zingled logs don't have a story as such, except for small ones (like this). Most of them aren't interesting enough to warrant their own thread, though.
>> No. 4648
>>4644

Do y'all want me to make some pictures to go with some of the logs?
>> No. 4649
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▲: THE LAND OF DEAD DAVES
▼: hell0
▲: :V
▼: dead daves? 0_0
▲: I CREATED A NEW PLANET!
▲: YES ITS THE LAND OF DEAD DAVES
▲: AND I'M PROTECTING STRANGE WITCH JADES PLANET FROM THE DEAD DAVE METEORS
▼: 0h y0u must be the g0d-tier c0ns0rt i have heard ab0ut
▲: THATS RIGHT
▼: that is nice 0f y0u
▲: NAK OF SOUP
▲: I MAY AS WELL AS MAKE NEW PLANETS TOO
▲: BUT OF WHAT
▲: OH AND DID YOU KNOW A DEAD PERSON COULD BECOME A GOD
▼: i didnt kn0w it was p0ssible t0 create new w0rlds with g0d tier p0wers
▲: BUT THEY END UP BEING DEAD WHEN THEY BECOME A GOD TOO
▲: ME NEITHER
▼: y0u mean the dead daves?
▼: that cann0t be g00d f0r the timeline
▲: YEAH ONE OF THE DEAD DAVES IS NOW THE DEAD OF DAVES
▲: HE CAN SUMMON MORE DEAD DAVES
▲: IF HE WANTS DEAD OF COURSE
▼: 0h dear
▲: WASNT*
▼: i h0pe the knight 0f time will n0t be t00 b0thered
▲: IM SURE HE DIDNT NOTICE THE NEW WORLD YET
▲: NAK
▼: im sure he will be surprised
▲: OK I THINK THATS ALL OF THE METEORS
▼: g00d j0b, i supp0se
▲: I HOPE HE RAINS ME WITH LOVE AND JOY
▲: BECAUSE I DID A GOOD THING
▼: er i h0pe s0 t00
▲: AND GOOD THINGS DONT GO UNNOTICED
▼: that is all id rather say 0n the matter
▲: IM GONNA MAKE ANOTHER BOWL OF SOUP NOW
▼: 0k
▲: AND THIS BOWL OF SOUP IS...
▼: g00d luck
▲: A BOWL OF MAGNETS
▼: 0h
▼: h0w er
▼: quaint
▲: WELL ITS BETTER THEN THE LAST BOWL
▲: IT WAS THE BOWL OF DEAD DAVES
▼: 0_0
▲: WHICH I TURNED INTO A NEW WORLD
▲: BOY WAS IT A BIG BOWL
▼: y0u made a w0rld fr0m a b0wl?
▲: IT WAS A HUGE BOWL
▼: i see
▲: I JUST PLACED IT ON THE SHINY CIRCLE AND BOOM
▲: IT BECAME A PLANET
▲: IT EVEN HAS ITS OWN QUEST BED!
▲: I THINK ILL GIVE THAT ONE TO THE SCARY RED DAVE
▲: HELL LOVE IT
▼: it l00ks like the is still much t0 be disc0vered ab0ut this game
▼: er
▼: yes im sure he will
▼: since he n0 l0nger has 0ne
▲: YEAH SO HELL USE THIS ONE!
▲: UNLESS ANOTHER CONSORT TAKES IT
▲: I WONDER...
▲: IS IT POSSIBLE TO MAKE A BOWL OF QUEST BEDS?
▼: i think y0u are the 0nly 0ne t0 g0 this far
▼: er
▼: i d0 n0t kn0w
▲: ILL FIND OUT SOONER OR LATER
▼: with all the things y0u have been d0ing, y0u pr0bably will
▲: OH BOY I CANT WAIT
▲: 1 QUEST BED FOR EVERY DEAD DAVEAN
▲: AND IF SOME ARE LEFT OVER
▲: ITLL GO TO THE OTHER CONSORTS
▼: g0d-tier daves and c0ns0rts
▲: NO NO
▼: i cant imagine the c0nsequences
▲: GOD TIER DEAD DAVES
▲: THEY ARE ALL STILL DEAD
▲: I SHOULD KNOW
▼: 0k dead daves then
▲: I TRIED TO MAKE A DEAD DAVE COME BACK TO LIFE BY PUTTING HIM ON THE QUEST BED
▲: HE DID BECOME A GOD
▲: BUT HE WAS STILL DEAD
▼: there will still be a l0t 0f mayhem inv0lved i presume
▼: 0h
▼: i supp0se 0ne has t0 be killed 0n the quest bed itself
▼: t0 ascend
▲: HM I SEE
▲: I WONDER
▲: CAN YOU LOOK INTO THE FUTURE?
▼: d0 dead daves have dreamselves anyway? 0_0
▲: DUNNO
▲: I THINK SO
▲: BUT THEY ARE DEAD ALSO
▼: well i can c0ntr0l time
▲: GIVE ME A HINT OF WHAT THE FUTURE IS LIKE
▼: i d0 n0t have prec0gnitive p0wers unf0rtunately
▲: SO YOU CANT LOOK FORWARD?
▼: n0t unless i travel
▼: and i'd rather n0t
▼: i 0nly just 0btained my p0wers
▲: OH I SEE
▲: OK WELL I MUST BE ON MY WAY
▼: i need t0 be sure 0f the stae 0f timeline
▼: 0k
▲: TO FIGURE OUT MORE THINGS ABOUT THIS GAME AND ALL
▼: stay safe little 0ne
▼: 0u0
▲: WILL DO!
▲: MAN THAT LOOKS STUPID
▼: i kn0w
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>> No. 4650
>>4648
Yes please :3 it would make it more interesting for people who are be too lazy to read the walls of text.
>> No. 4651
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▲: NAKKA NAK
▼: oh my goodness
▼: who is this
▲: :V
▼: :V
▲: IS THIS SCARY RED DAVE?
▼: nooooooo
▼: :c
▲: WHO IS THIS THEN
▼: i'm a secret wizard
▼: but i do not partake in the glubs and naks
▼: i am much more secret than that
▲: WELL YOUR NOT LONELY HIPSTER ERIDAN
▼: no i am not
▼: who are youuu
▲: I AM BETTY CROC
▼: oh my goodness
▼: betty croc
▼: how is your quest going/
▼: ?
▼: i have been hiding in my lair of secrecy
▼: so i do not know
▼: oh my goodness oh my goodness
▼: betty are you still there
▲: ((Sorry man one of my parents needed the computer))
▼: ((lol 'sokay))
▲: YES I AM WHY DO YOU ASK
▲: :V
▲: OH THE QUEST
▼: yes the quest
▲: YES MY QUEST IS GOING GREAT
▲: I SUCCESSFULLY MADE A NEW WORLD FOR THE KIDS GAME
▼: oh my goodness that is so wonderful
▲: YES THEY SHOULD BE HAPPY WITH IT
▲: I CALL IT LODAD
▼: what is your next step
▼: land of what
▲: LAND OF DEAD AND DAVES
▲: OR LAND OF DEAD DAVES
▼: o-oh
▼: goodness that does not sound very good
▲: IT ALSO HAS A NEW QUEST BED SO I WILL GIVE THAT TO SCARY RED DAVE TO USE
▲: NAK
▼: i am not sure the kids will appreciate that;;
▼: oh goodness;;
▲: I HOPE THEY DO
▼: have you found the scary red dave yet
▲: IT WAS HARD TO MAKE THIS
▲: NO NOT YET
▲: I AM TRYING TO FIND HIM THOUGH
▼: well good luck betty croc
▲: THANK YOU
▼: i will bestow on you one magic
▲: IM SURE ILL FIND HIM VERY VERY SOON
▲: :V
▼: what magic do you desire
▲: YAY MORE MAGIC
▲: HM
▲: I DONT KNOW
▼: hat magic
▼: do you want the magic of hats
▲: NO THANKS I HAVE A HOOD
▼: but you could have
▼: ten
▼: hats
▲: ITS THE GLUB OF GLUB THAT LIKES HAT MAGIC
▲: GIVE THAT TO GLUB OF GLUB WHEN YOU SEE HIM
▲: IM SURE HELL LOVE IT
▼: i will do that, betty croc!
▲: BYE BYE
▼: good luck!
▲: -FWOOOSH-
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Alright I will make the Pictures soon!
>> No. 4652
▲: ((haha havent been reading nakans quest?))
▼: ((naw, i should though. one of my chats is in there, i was the karkat that told him to eat dead daves))
▲: ((well THANKS to you))
▲: ((He made the dead dave soup))
▼: ((oh fuck yes))
▲: ((And turned it into a new world))
▲: ((Land of Dead and Daves))
▼: ((uh what))
▼: ((okay that... i don't know how to react))
▲: ((Yeah he made a new world land of dead daves with the dead dave soup))
▲: ((Hes the nak of soup now))
▼: ((this is some stupid bullshit))
▲: Let me explain it to you
▼: ((whatever, its awesome stupid bullshit))
▲: Betty Croc decided to meet Smart Lady Rose
▲: After he did, she mentioned something about Lame Jokester John being God Tier
▲: So he decided to become a god and thought it would be easy to make soup
▲: So...
▲: He stole Daves quest bed
▲: And destroyed it in the process
▲: So he became the Nak of Soup
▲: And while talking to FUTURE Karkat I guess
▲: He decided to make a bowl of soup with his powers
▲: He made a huge ass bowl of soup
▲: But the soup, was actually ALL of the Dead Daves
▲: All of them
▼: oh dear god
▲: Wait wait wait
▲: Still more
▲: THEN he decided to push the bowl through the shiny circle and it formed a new planet
▲: Where the consorts are dead daves
▲: They just float around being dead
▲: PLUS there is a quest bed there
▲: So Betty Croc decided to throw a dead dave on the quest bed
▲: And the dead dave became a god!
▲: The Dead of Daves
▲: Which could summon more dead daves that is if he wasn't dead already
▲: So Betty Croc decided to give this quest bed to dave since he broke daves original quest bed
▲: Did I mention this planet was located closely to the Land of Frost and Frogs?
▼: NO
▲: Imagine how Jade would react
▲: And now hes going to see what new things he can make now
▲: And now here we are talking
▲: And me explaining it to you
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>> No. 4654
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▲: IS THIS SCARY RED DAVE?
▼: NOP3
▲: OH
▲: HI BLIND LADY TEREZI
▲: I GOT SOME GREAT NEWS!
▼: OH R34LLY?
▲: I SUCCESSFULLY MADE A NEW WORLD FOR THE KIDS SESSION!
▲: NAK
▲: ITS LODAD
▼: OH??
▲: IT MEANS
▲: LAND OF DEAD AND DAVES
▲: OR JUST LAND OF DEAD DAVES AS I CALL IT
▼: TH4T DO3SNT SOUND L1K3 4 V3RY N1C3 PL4C3
▲: IT ISNT
▲: IT HAS ALL OF THE DEAD DAVES IN ONE PLACE
▲: IMAGINE IF SOMEONE THAT LIKED HIM WAS THERE
▲: THEY WOULD BE HORRIFIED
▲: COULD YOU JUST IMAGINE?
▼: Y3S 1 COULD
▲: IT ALSO HAS A NEW QUEST BED
▲: OH WAIT I THINK THIS HEADSET HAS SOME TIME OF TIME CAPTURING DEVICE
▲: -Betty sends BLIND LADY TEREZI a photo-
▲: NAK
▼: OH MY
▲: I KNOW RIGHT
▲: -FWOOOSH-
▲: -KZZZT-
▲: OK NOW IM SOMEWHERES ELSE...
▲: OH WAIT ITS THAT BLACK A WHITE PLACE WITH THE NICE SKY
▼: SK414?
▲: IS THAT WHAT ITS CALLED
▲: OK SK414 IS A NICE PLACE
▼: YOUR3 W31RD L1TTL3 CROCOD1L3
▲: WHY IS THAT
▲: IM JUST TRYING TO MAKE SOUP
▲: NAK
▼: N4K
▲: NAKKA NAK
▼: N4KK4 N4K N4K N4K
▲: :V
▲: OH MY
▲: HOW DOES THAT SYMBOL GO
▲: <3 I THINK?
▼: H3H3H3H3H3
▲: NAKKANAKKANAKKA
▼: N4K N4K N4K N4KK4 N4KK4 N4K N4K
▲: NAKKA NAK
▼: N4K N4KK4 N4KK4
▲: NAK NAK
▲: OK I MUST GO TIME TO FIND SCARY RED DAVE AGAIN
▲: BYE BLIND LADY TEREZI <3
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>> No. 4656
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▲: :V
▲: IS THIS SCARY RED DAVE?
▼: yeah guess it is
▼: sup
▲: HI ROBERT
▼: robert what the fuck
▲: NAK I GUESS YOU ARE THE SCARY RED DAVE
▼: okay i know you guys are dumbshits but seriously
▲: WELL SORRY FROM CRASHING YOUR QUEST BED
▼: oh fuck are you that croc that has like
▼: stolen my goddamn levels or something
▲: YES
▲: TO MAKE SOUP
▼: yeah of course that makes perfect sense
▲: BUT I MADE YOU ANOTHER QUEST BED
▼: god tier goddamn soup
▼: how do you make quest beds
▲: YOUR OTHER QUEST BED IS LOCATED ON LODAD
▲: BECAUSE I MADE ANOTHER WORLD
▼: this is the most fucktarded sidequest i have ever seen but alright
▲: SHALL I TAKE YOU THERE
▼: this is gonna end in you putting me in a pot and trying to make davesoup again isnt it
▲: NO
▼: dude i know i am like delicious and irresistable to croc human and troll alike but come on
▲: TRUST ME
▲: NAK
▼: alright that nak has me convinced
▼: clearly that nak is the deal breaker here it says so much in itself
▲: -FWOOOSH-
▲: -KZZZT-
▲: HI SCARY RED DAVE
▼: what the fucking fuck
▲: GRAB ON TO MY TAIL
▲: AND ILL BRING YOU TO YOUR NEW QUEST BED
▼: why can consorts even do this shit this game is a goddamn collosal fuckup
▲: READY
▼: okay okay calm the fuck down and stop kicking your feet all over the place
▲: OK HERE WE GO
▲: NAK
▲: -FWOOOSH-
▲: -KZZZT-
▲: OK HERE WE ARE
▲: IN LODAD
▲: LAND OF DEAD AND DAVES
▼: this is fucked up
▼: why did you even make this i mean jegus
▲: MAINLY ITS THE LAND OF DEAD DAVES
▲: NOW LETS GO TO YOUR QUEST BED
▼: its going to take a long time to throw all these fine dudes out of the window
▲: WOAH
▲: THIS IS THEIR WORLD
▲: THEY ARE THE CONSORTS OF THIS WORLD
▼: goddamn zombie daves everywhere
▲: NOPE
▲: THEY ARE JUST DEAD DAVES
▲: YOU KNOW
▲: BEING DEAD
▼: i know a world of daves is pretty much everybodys wet dream but this is just fucked up
▼: it is kind of wigging me out a bit here dude
▲: OK HERE WE ARE
▲: NOW LET GO OF MY TAIL
▲: NAK
▲: :V
▲: ARE YOU GOING TO USE IT
▼: how the fuck is this thing supposed to be legit
▼: there is nothing convincing about this situation
▲: EVERY WORLD COMES WITH A QUEST BED I GUESS
▲: WATCH
▲: LET ME JUST
▲: THROW A DEAD DAVE ON THERE
▲: AND POOF THERE HE GOES
▲: ANOTHER GOD HAS BEEN MADE
▼: that was goddamn weird
▲: NOW ITS YOUR TURN
▼: well that is a pretty sweet goddamn outfit i will admit
▲: HES THE SECOND DEAD OF DAVES
▲: HE CAN SUMMON MORE DEAD DAVES
▼: goddamnit why did you even create a world of dead daves
▼: what is your obsession bro
▲: SOUP
▼: okay i should have known better than to ask
▼: of course its soup why wouldnt it be soup
▲: I MADE A DEAD DAVE SOUP
▼: what
▲: AND PUT IT IN THE SHINY CIRCLE TO MAKE THIS WORLD
▲: NOW GO DIE ON YOUR NEW QUEST BED
▼: get the fuck off me man seriously
▲: PERHAPS I CAN JUST DROP YOU
▲: -FWOOOSH-
▼: arrgh fucking crocs i swear to god
▲: OK I HAVE DROPPED YOU ABOVE YOUR QUEST BED
▲: NOW TO WAIT
▼: look dude i dunno i appreciate the weirdass goddamn gesture
▲: NAKKA NAK
▼: dont just nak nakking tells me nothing
▼: i am not fluent in bullshit naks
▲: BY DROP I MEAN VERY VERY HIGH ABOVE
▲: YOUR STILL FALLING
▼: fucking god am i gonna be falling for whatever many months like fucking jade
▲: OK ILL MAKE IT GO FASTER THEN
▼: shit fuck shit
▲: NAK NAKKA NAK
▲: THATS GOOD ENOUGH
▲: NOW DROPPING SOUP OF HEAVY METAL
▲: NAKKA NAK
▲: I WONDER HOW LONG TILL HE USES HIS QUEST BED
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>> No. 4657
▲: NAKKA NAK
▼: N4K N4K N4K
▲: HI BLIND LADY TEREZI
▲: I JUST DROPPED SCARY RED DAVE
▼: H1Y4 L1TTL3 CROCOD1L3
▲: I HOPE HE LIKES HIS NEW QUEST BED
▲: WHEN HE HITS IT
▼: OH NO
▲: YEAH HE WAS TOO MUCH OF A WUSS
▲: SO I HAD TO FLY UP AND DROP HIM
▲: SOME KIDS JUST CANT FACE DEATH IN THE EYES
▼: WH4T
▲: DAVE
▲: HE DOESNT WANT TO DIE TO BECOME A GOD
▲: SO I DROPPED HIM ON HIS QUEST BED
▲: IM STILL TRYING TO SEE IF IT WORKED
▼: WH4T 1F 1T DO3SNT
▼: OH GOD YOUD H4V3 K1LL3D 4 D4V3
▲: HE STILL HAS A SECOND LIVE DOESNT HE?
▲: PLUS I CAN JUST GO GRAB ANOTHER DAVE AT ANY TIME
▼: TH4TS NOT TH3 PO1NT
▲: WHAT IS THE POINT THEN
▲: NAKKA NAK
▼: DO YOU NOT C4R3 TH4T YOU COULD K1LL SOM3ON3
▲: IM A CROC
▲: PLUS I WAS TRYING TO HELP HIM
▲: SEE IF YOU CAN CONTACT HIM
▲: CAN YOU CONTACT SCARY RED DAVE?
▼: 1 WOULD 1F TROLL14N W4S WORK1NG
▲: AH OK BECAUSE I WANT HIM TO BECOME A GOD SO HE CAN BE BETTER THE LAME JOKESTER JOHN
▼: Y3S 1 DO TOO
▲: TELL ME WHEN TROLLIAN WORKS
▼: OK4Y
▼: 1D B3TT3R GO F1ND SOLLUX 4ND 4SK H1M TO T4K3 4 LOOK 4T TROLL14N FOR M3
▲: OK BYE

BLIND LADY TEREZI HAS GOOD POINT
>> No. 4658
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▲: NAKKA NAK
▼: 2up, uh, nakman.
▲: BETTY CROC IS THE NAME
▲: DID YOU FIX TROLLIAN YET
▲: BLIND LADY TEREZI SAID SHE WAS GOING TO GO FIND YOU
▼: WOW iim workiing on iit, jeez!
▼: look iim te3tiing iit out riight now.
▲: OK
▲: BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW IF DAVE BECAME A GOD
▲: OR MISSED HIS QUEST BE
▲: BED
▼: man ii2 everyone 2tiill on about that douchebag?
▼: who really care2 about the2e kiid2, really.
▲: IM ONE OF HIS CONSORTS
▲: WELL WAS
▲: UNTIL I STOLE HIS QUEST BED
▼: oh.
▼: well, good on you.
▼: bet he2 really annoyed at that, huh?
▲: DUNNI
▲: I DROPPED HIM ON HIS QUEST BED AND I THINK I MIGHT OF KILLED HIM
▲: INSTEAD OF DROPPING HIM ON HIS QUEST BED HE MIGHT OF FELL OFF THE CLIFF
▼: nah trolliian wouldnt be 2howiing hii2 liine iif he wa2 dead.
▼: hiis tiimeliine, ii mean.
▼: 2o he2 2tiill out there
▲: OH SO HE WENT SPLAT ON HIS QUEST BED THEN?
▼: maybe, ii dont know.
▼: ii dont care, eiither.
▼: whatever the2e human2 do, were 2tiill doomed.
▲: WHAT IF I
▲: THE NAK OF SOUOP
▲: MAKE A UNIVERSE SOUP?
▼: and what, iinviite u2 iin?
▲: I THINK ITS POSSIBLE
▼: ii gue22 that2 an iidea.
▲: OR JUST MAKE THIS UNIVERSE IN A BOWL
▲: AND I CAN EAT PLANETS AND STUFF
▲: NAK NAK
▼: that doe2nt 2ound u2eful.
▲: I THINK MY GOD TIER POWER IS A GAMBLE
▼: iif you eat all the planet2, where wiill anyone liive?
▲: DUNNO
▲: BUT I DID ROUND UP ALL OF THE DEAD DAVES
▼: 2o we run away from a dog wiith sungla22e2 ju2t to be eaten by a 2oupodiile, great.
▲: IM JUST SAYING
▲: ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE
▼: what? ii thought we ju2t e2tablii2hed that he wa2nt dead. dave, ii mean.
▲: DEAD DAVES
▲: YOU KNOW THOSE DOOMED DAVES BLIND LADY TEREZI TALKS ABOUT
▼: ii dont lii2ten to her, actually, but okay.
▼: 2o what about them?
▲: WELL I MADE A SOUP
▼: that
▼: okay
▲: AND IT WAS A BIG BIG BOWL FILLED WITH ALL THE DEAD DAVES
▲: NO SOUP IN IT
▲: :,v
▼: that2 a lot of dead dave2 ii 2uppo2e.
▼: diid you kiill them?
▲: YEAH
▼: ...
▲: THEY WERE ALREADY DEAD
▲: SO I MADE A NEW WORLD
▲: WITH THE DEAD DAVES
▼: youre not a very great con2ort, huh. that2 not really your job.
▲: I GUESS IM JUST A CODE LOOPING ITSELF
▼: well that make2 2en2e ii guess.
▲: YEAH SO IT IS POSSIBLE FOR ME TO
▼: were all 2uppo2ed two do what we were made two do.
▲: DESTROY THIS SESSION
▲: OR SAVE IT
▼: well 2aviing iit 2ound2 liike the better deal, iif you a2k me.
▼: but youre not, 2o.
▼: blar, iill ju2t get back on fiixiing trolliian.
▲: OK
▲: I THINK ILL SAVE THIS SESSION
▼: thii2 place ii2 two weiird for me.
▼: you do that, croc.
▼: 2ee ya.
▲: BYE BIPOLAR SOLLUX
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BIPOLAR SOLLUX HAS A GOOD SUGGESTION I SHALL SAVE THIS SESSION NOW!

Also guys GUYS! Y'all can still suggest stuff in the forums as well! SO POST SOME TIME!
>> No. 4659
>>4534
What do you want us to suggest? This isn't like the usual fan adventure where we know what the setting is and what are the possible actions Betty can do :V Make pretty pictures so we know what's going on!
>> No. 4679
>>4659
SETTINGS:
The kids planets
The Land of Dead and Daves (Betty's planet)
The Veil

That's it, I think. But I'm pretty sure what he's saying is that he wants us to choose what Betty does.
>> No. 4691
>>4679

Pretty much yes
>> No. 4692
Take this shit to /oc/.
>> No. 4694
>>4692
Seeing as it only has canon characters (including Betty Croc) then it belongs in /adv/.
>> No. 4696
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▲: NAKKA NAK
▼: HI
▼: NAKNAK
▼: OH HI NAKNAK
▲: :V
▼: HOW ARE YOU NAKNAK
▼: WAIT ARE YOU THE NAK OF SOUP NAK
▼: NAKNAK NAK
▲: BETTY CROC
▼: YOU ARE BETTY CROC NAK
▼: YOU ARE MEAN NAKNAK
▼: WHY DONT YOU SHARE SOUP
▼: NAK
▲: I HAVEN'T MAKE IT YET
▼: NAKNAKNAK OTHER CROCODILES LIED NAK
▼: DID 341 PERSON LIE TOO NAKNAKNAK
▲: I DONT KNOW NAK ANK
▼: ARE YOU A DEMON NAKNAK
▲: NO NAK NAK
▲: IM BETTY CROC NAK NAK
▼: 341 PERSON SAID BETTY CROC WAS A DEMON NAKNAK
▼: I SAID YOU WERE A CROCODILE BUT SHE DIDNT LISTEN NAK
▲: NAK NAK THATS SAD
▼: I KNOW NAKNAK
▼: SO I AM GOING TO MEET THE ROSE HUMAN NAKNAK
▼: IS SHE SMART NAKNAK
▲: SHE IS SMART
▲: SHE TOLD ME ABOUT THE QUEST BED AND ALL
▼: OH OKAY THEN SHE MUST BE THE SMARTEST NAKNAK
▼: I AM GOING TO MEET HER TO BE THE SMARTEST NAK
▲: CAREFULL
▼: WHY NAKNAKNAK
▲: DONT HAVE OUT WITH HER TOOOO MUCH
▲: SHELL MAKE YOU HER SERVANT
▼: NAKNAKNAK THAT IS BAD NAK
▼: WHO ELSE HAS BEEN MADE HER SERVANT NAK
▲: I DONT KNOW
▼: NAKNAKNAK THIS IS TROUBLING NAK
▼: WE SHOULD FREE OUR PEOPLE NAKNAK
▲: HOW DO WE DO THAT
▼: I DONT KNOW NAKNAK
▲: HM WE COULD TRY TO DESTORY THE SESSION
▲: BUT IM PLANNING ON SAVING THE SESSION
▼: THAT IS A GOOD IDEA NAKNAK
▼: BUT THAT SOUNDS LIKE HARD WORK NAK
▼: I HAVE IDEA NAKNAK
▲: WHO KNOWS
▲: OH
▼: I WILL MEET THE ROSE HUMAN NAK
▼: I WILL LEARN HER MAGIC
▼: AND THEN WHEN I BECOME MAGIC CROCODILE I WILL FIGHT HER NAKNAK
▼: AND OUR PEOPLE WILL RUN FREE WHILE SHE IS DISTRACTED NAK
▼: THEN OUR CROCODILE PEOPLE CAN UNITE AND SAVE THE SESSION NAKNAK
▲: SOUNDS LIKE AN AWESOME PLAN!
▲: YOU DO THAT
▼: I WILL NAKNAKNAK
▲: WHILE I TRY TO SAVE THIS SESSION
▼: OKAY NAKNAK
▲: SEE YOU SOON
▲: :V
▼: OKAY BETTY CROC NAK
▼: :V
▼: NAKNAKNAKNAK NAK NAKNAKNAK
▲: NAKNAKNAKNAK
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>> No. 4699
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▼: )(ello!
▲: :V
▲: WHO IS THIS
▼: I'm Feferi!
▲: IVE NEVER TALKED TO YOU BEFORE
▲: OH UNDER WATER FEFERI
▲: NICE YOU MEET YOU
▲: NAK
▲: IM BETTY CROC
▼: I've never been )(ere before, t)(at's probably w)(y!
▲: OH
▲: HAS THERE BEEN ANY COMMOTIONS ABOUT A CONSORT GOING NAKKA NAK?
▼: I t)(ink so, Karkat seemed all angry about running into a crocodile all the time.
▲: WELL THATS ME
▲: I THINK I DISTURBED HIM A LITTLE
▲: NAK
▼: Well, I t)(ink you're alrig)(t!
▲: BECAUSE I CREATED A NEW WORLD FOR THIS SESSION AND ALL
▼: O)(, so you play Sgrub too?
▲: IM A CONSORT OF SCARY RED DAVES
▼: You t)(ink Strider's scary? I t)(oug)(t )(e was a nice guy.
▲: I THINK I WAS ACTUALLY A PERSON THAT ALREADY BEGAN THE GAME BY MYSELF AND THEY CAME ALONG AND I FORGOT EVERYTHING I THINK
▲: BUT WHO KNOWS
▲: IT COULD JUST BE A GLITCH
▲: NAK
▼: I don't know, eit)(er! All t)(is stuff confuses me.
▲: YEAH I KNOW
▲: IM STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO NEXT
▼: O)(, someone's )(ere, I'd better go.
▲: OK
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JUST A GLITCH POSSIBLY
>> No. 4710
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4710
OH HEY! A picture for you guys, more to come
>> No. 4727
>>4710
This is awesome.
>> No. 4752
BSD started pestering Betty

BSD: good morning, you crazy baking crocodile
Betty: NAK
Betty: BAKING
Betty: WHAT IS THAT
BSD: You make delicious treats with an oven
BSD: like Biscuts
Betty: HM
Betty: AND CANDIES?
BSD: More like cake
Betty: HMMM
Betty: I SEE
Betty: :V
BSD: Oh dear god I just made Betty Crocker
Betty: BETTY CROCKER?
Betty: SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD NAME
BSD: I hope I never meet John, he will kill me
BSD: FUCKING SHIT
Betty: NAK NAK NAK
BSD: I AM LEAVING
Betty: I SHALL USE THAT NAME WHEN I MAKE THE NEW SESSION
BSD: FUCK
Betty: :V
Betty: BUT FIRST THING IS FIRST
Betty: GET MORE CONSORTS IN ON THIS SO I WONT FEEL LONELY
BSD: Well, let's get this over with
BSD: Try to make a candy that looks like build grist, Betty
BSD: It will be delicious when you succeed
Betty: WILL DO
Betty: -FWOOOSH-
BSD: Now I have to go pray for forgiveness from god

BSD stopped pestering Betty
>> No. 5462
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▲: NAK
▼: D --> Greetings
▲: HELLO THERE STRANGER
▼: D --> It is a pleasure to meet you
▼: D --> Tell me, who are you e%actly
▲: I AM BETTY CROC
▼: D --> I see
▲: THE SAVIOR OF THE HUMANS SESSION
▲: NAK
▼: D --> I do believe that Karkat has taken some issue with you
▲: YOU MEAN WISE TALKING KARKAT
▲: WHY YES I HAVE HAD A FEW CONVERSATIONS WITH HIM
▼: D --> I am unsure of e%actly how deep his animosity runs for you
▲: ANIMOSITY?
▼: D --> Although he does complain about your baked goods quite often
▼: D --> Although he does complain about your baked goods quite often
▲: BAKED GOODS NO NO
▲: I AM THE NAK OF SOUP
▼: D --> I thought you said you were Betty Crocker
▲: BETTY CROC
▲: NOT THIS BETTY CROCKER
▼: D --> I see
▼: D --> My apologies
▲: YES
▼: D --> You said you were the Nak of Soup, yes
▼: D --> Does that mean you play Sgrub
▲: IM A CONSORT
▼: D --> A consort with a title
▼: D --> Interesting
▲: IVE ACTUALLY STOLE SCARY RED DAVES QUEST BED AS WELL
▼: D --> Are you referring to the human versed in slam poetry, and is STRONG
▲: YES I AM
▼: D --> So you are one of his consorts
▲: YES I AM
▲: WELL
▲: NAKKA NAK
▲: I WAS
▼: D --> I was unaware that such a thing could change
▼: D --> I never had much interaction with my own consorts
▲: SOME SAY IM A GLITCH
▲: SOME SAY I HAVE A BUG
▲: SOME SAY IM ACTUALLY A PART OF THIS... BETA NAKKA NAK
▼: D --> Now that I think about it, I don't believe I have even seen my consorts
▼: D --> Do I even have any
▲: YOU MAY NEVER KNOW
▲: YOU MAY OF ENDED UP ON A WORLD THAT COULD NOT SUPPORT ANY CONSORTSH
▲: HAPPENS SOMETIMES
▼: D --> My world was the Land of Caves and Silence
▲: SILENCE
▲: NAK
▼: D --> Could that have been why I never found any
▲: I SUPPOSE SO
▲: BUT WHO KNOWS REALLY
▼: D --> In any case, what e%actly makes you so different from a regular...whatever you are
▲: IM A GOD NOW
▼: D --> That is mildly disconcerting
▲: IVE STOLEN ONE OF THE HUMANS QUEST BEDS
▲: IVE MADE MY OWN WORLD
▼: D --> And I am beginning to sweat
▲: I
▲: AM
▲: NAKKING
▲: TO
▲: YOU
▲: :V
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