[Burichan] [Futaba]

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Your name is ERIDAN and you have a CLEFT CHIN. You have found yourself to be in a STRANGE PLACE where you only show up in OUTLINES.

You have with you nothing more than a SHITTY WIZARD STATUE. That, and everything tucked away in your SYLLADEX.

What should you do?
>> No. 4681
>Fondly regard sylladex.
>> No. 4682
>[S] Eridan: Dance with the wizard statue
>> No. 4683
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4683
You can't take your eyes off those BEAUTIFUL CARDS. If you stare too long at CARDS you might turn into Tavros. Better change the subject quick.
>> No. 4685
>Cards: Beckon to be checked harder.
>> No. 4686
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>>4682
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU2ftCitvyQ
you can't help but shake your hips to the music
>> No. 4688
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4688
the statue doesn't move at all
>> No. 4689
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>>4685
Wwhat a glorious fuckin mess.
>> No. 4697
>Stroke CLEFT CHIN
>> No. 4698
>Use one of the cards
>> No. 4704
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>>4697
You feel the urge to stroke your manly chin. There is a lot to think about as you examine your inventory and wonder where you are. Though you feel like you've been here before. You just can't put your chin on it. . .
>> No. 4705
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>>4698
Wwoww. You can't imagine how you'd use any of this bullshit.

You swwear the pail isn't yours. But those wwands, yeah those are totally yours. There's no argument.

Maybe you should have a look around.
>> No. 4708
> Put the pail on your head, wrap the scarf around your eyes, put the lollipop in your pants and... Put the two wands in your mouth to make it look like long fangs, and try to scare the SHITTY WIZARD STATUE.
>> No. 4709
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>>4708
You know this is what you are supposed to do, if you didn't, it would be a grave mistake.
>> No. 4711
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4711
If you didn't, you'd figure out you're in Forewer Alone. There is no ordinary escape from this white wasteland.
>> No. 4712
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4712
But there is one option.

Who's this douche bag?
>> No. 4713
>>4712
> Enter name: Bow Tie
>> No. 4714
> Try to make-out with Doc Scratch, if all fails, give him your pretty face and draw lips on his face, since he doesn't have a face
>> No. 4715
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>>4714
You forgot to look where you're going. You smash into Bow Tie and drop everything. Except the lollipop, that's in your pants still.
>> No. 4717
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4717
The horrendous display fails to frighten the statue. There's no shaking this guy, it's like he's made of stone.
>> No. 4719
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4719
I would appreciate it if you did not paint on my face.
Do not attempt to kiss me, either.
I can see this event in your future and I do not advise it.
However, you may hop into my dimensional stream. I cannot help but pity the fact that you have made it to this land.
Where would you like to go?

>> No. 4720
>>4719
A-Andrew Hussie? What are you doing here?
>> No. 4723
>ERIDAN: Choose Feferi's house.
>> No. 4735
> Choose the inside of a vagina
>> No. 4736
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>>4723
>>4735
You get two different ideas at once and they turn into a request to explore Feferi's nook.
In hindsight you probably shouldn't have said that out loud.
>> No. 4737
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4737
Bow Tie looks like he's losing patience fast.
>> No. 4738
> NOW WE TRAVEL.

> WITH OUR MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINDS
>> No. 4739
> Try to be Bow Ties lover
>> No. 4742
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>>4738
>>4739
You feel some sudden flushed feelings for Bow Tie.
He seems even more on-edge, however.
>> No. 4765
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4765
Oh fuck, noww wwhere is he taking you?
>> No. 4779
>Eridan: Make a mental note never to kill Feferi because it would be fuckin' unconscionable.
>> No. 4783
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>>4779
You killed them already. Just didn't feel like mentioning it, considering it's such a grim subject. Hopefully baldy over here can take you somewhere less fashioned like purgatory.

Once again, where is he taking you?
>> No. 4784
To ironic hell, for killing his daughter. In ironic hell, every troll is Eridan's kismesis and they are immortal. Forever.
>> No. 4788
>>4784

But it can't be ironic hell with that, then he'd get laid.
>> No. 4796
Give it time. Eventually it would drive him mad.
>> No. 4800
>To the Land of Atomic Bombs and Lava
>> No. 4811
Eridan: Punch yourself in the dick and kill your friends.
>> No. 4889
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4889
What a relief, you made it out of that strange place okay.

It feels great to be high-def again.
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>>4784
>>4800
There's no atom bombs or lava, but you have a bad feeling about this creepy place. That Bow Tie asshole disappeared. You feel like he's not coming back.
>>4811
You did this already, silly.
>> No. 4893
>Watch out behind you! Kill that rotten angel before it kills you!
>> No. 4896
>>4890
Find out why LOWAA is so much darker.
>> No. 4906
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>>4893
You charge your death-spewing science wand.
>> No. 4908
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4908
This is like a fucking iPod commercial.
>> No. 4909
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>>4896
I made the background to be some kind of "ironic hell" where he's tormented by angels even more. The fact that Hussie made his planet look nearly the same is mere coincidence, or prediction on my part.
The planet stopped being blindingly white and glowing after you foiled the Denizen's curse.

You retrieve your hipster scarf. This thing should stop falling off so much.
>> No. 4927
>see if you can contact your friends and find your cape
>> No. 5179
> ALCHEMIZE SOME NEW CAPES YOU HIPSTER ASSHOLE
>> No. 5180
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>>4927
Oh? Looks like someone knew you'd be back and wants a word with you. You hope it's a sexy word.

Oh wait it's this guy, you change your mind quickly.

terminallyCapricious [TC] began trolling caligulasAquarium [CA]

TC: honk.
TC: HONK.
TC: where did you all up and vanish off to my scowling magical bro?
CA: oh good lord thats all i needs a dopey clowwn bein the only one concerned about my wwhereabouts
CA: gam listen i had the right wweirdest dream i evver thought possible
TC: TELL US ABOUT IT MY ROYAL GRAPE FAYGO MOTHERFUCKER
TC: tell us about it my motherfuckin royal grape faygo motherfucker ;o)
CA: i wwas thinkin a doin that ya knoww no need to get impatient
CA: so okay i wwas in the vveil all mindin my business and wwhatnot
CA: i had this plan in the dream that id pretty much do my job as the prince a hope by ironically destroyin evvery solid bit a the stuff left
CA: so i wwent to kan and toldher id "help" her wwith this wweird horned ball that contains the potential to revvivve our species or some snarky horseshit
CA: i cant take kan seriously wwhen shes bein all dramatic like that
CA: so anywway i strut ovver all cool like i alwways do to ask fef a question
CA: wwhen i notice shes layin in your horns wwith that smug mage
CA: so wwe start to argue almost wwhen i remind her a the proper wway for royalty to act
CA: an i ask her to join me in joinin jack on account of there bein no more hope
TC: WHOA THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE MOST MOTHERFUCKING WICKED IDEA.
TC: there's all but no way in any way that you'd make it out of that motherfucker without getting your motherfuckin impale on with the darkest of bros i ever up and had the whimsy to meet.
TC: THERE'S ALL BUT NO WAY YOU WOULDN'T MOTHERFUCKING DIE.
TC: honk. :oD
CA: okay gam firstly you are nowwhere near cognitivve enough to decipher an outcome like that
CA: an secondly theres no fuckin wway wwere makin it outta the incipisphere before that flippin demon showws us all his stabs
CA: unless wwe boww dowwn to his majestic fluffy hide an givve him all our collectivve begs
TC: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
CA: wwhoa gam thats no wway to treat royalty
TC: i said shut the motherfuck up you cheesy motherfuckin arrogant fish.
TC: NO ONE'S GETTING ALL OUT OF THE MOTHERFUCKING SPACE ROCK WITHOUT PURCHASING A TICKET TO THE DARK CARNIVAL. Do:
CA: listen gam i knoww you must be lonely in there but im not goin to a fuckin circus an i dont vvery wwell think kar or anyone else wwill permit such a tragedy wwhen most a you land dwwellers are in all this danger
CA: wwhere wwas i wwith my dream explanation
TC: you were telling us all about then how what you were making peace with our yellow 3-d motherfucker in my horns :o)
CA: hahaha peace thats a fuckin good one gam
CA: wwe got in a fight an i blasted his sickly yelloww ass across the goddamn floor wwith my scientific matter manipulation devvice
TC: YOUR WHAT?
TC: your what?
CA: uuuugghhh okay it wwas a wwand
CA: anyway the point is fef didnt wwanna join me to leavve
CA: and wwhen i knocked that nerd out she got pretty furious
CA: there wwas death in her eyes gam
TC: SOON I THINK DEATH IS ALL WHAT WILL BE IN EVERYONE'S EYES.
CA: gam i knoww i told you i dont think wwe havve any more hope but thats right depressing
CA: noww wwhere wwas i
CA: so she lunged at me ready to gut me wwith her 2x3dent thingamajig
CA: except you knoww, she wwas serious this time, i could tell
CA: so i sort of sent an extra bolt of my science through her chest. she died.
CA: ahh gam im so sowwwwy
TC: don't sweat it my fishy brother it was going to happen sooner or later no matter what.
CA: gam howw many times do i havve to tell your ignorant think pan this wwas a dream i had
CA: okay so then kan started eyein me
CA: at first i thought she wwas gettin black feelins for me or somethin
CA: so i eyed her right back
CA: but then i decided to help her wwith the ball so i eliminated it
CA: you knoww like in a "no more land dwwellers" sorta wway like i used to be all the time
TC: I DON'T UNDER MOTHERFUCKING STAND.
TC: our best motherfuckin friend said this sort of thing all happened when we up and talked to him in his motherfuckin pitiful message board.
CA: come on gam thats probably wwhy i had a dream about it kar nevver means any of that rubbish
TC: THINK ALL WHAT YOUR HEART SAYS AS LONG AS IT PUMPS WITH THAT VIOLET SLIME.
TC: after all it would make a great ingredient to a wicked motherfuckin grape pie.
CA: your jokes are gettin wweirder gam i think you should consult someone more experienced in humor from noww on
CA: anyway kan wwanted to bisect me wwith her chainsaww after i broke her little ball
CA: she jumped towward me and i had to react, an she died too
CA: like seriously wwhat kind of friend, evven in a bad dreamselfless dream, wwould go for my neck like those twwo did
CA: after that i absconded out of there before kar could catch his short crabby breath about it
CA: then i did wwhat i fuckin needed an got ready to leave
CA: and i realized i left my cape back in the room
CA: so i wwent an put some of my vvaluable stuff in chests so i could go to my hivve an get one of the other capes i had lyin around
CA: i guess i wwas on the wway to the transportalizer to lowwaa wwhen my dream cavved in on itself and turned into wwhite
CA: i felt like i got hit real hard on the back a the skull
CA: an wwas in a place that wwas all wwhite evverywwhere an there wwas a fuckin wwizard statue an this godawwful floating bowwtie
TC: THAT SOUNDS TERRIBLE HOW DID YOU GET YOUR ZONE ON IN A PLACE LIKE THAT. Do:
CA: i danced around a wwhole lot
CA: then the fuckin bowwtie started talkin to me
CA: next thing i knoww ive wwoke back up an finally made it to lowwaa
TC: it's all a motherfucking shame too.
TC: WE WERE GONNA TEAR YOU A MOTHERFUCKING PART.
TC: just you wait 'til you get all right on back to the lab.
TC: JUST YOU WAIT TIL YOU MOTHERFUCKING GET ALL RIGHT ON MOTHERFUCKING BACK TO THE LAB.
TC: by the time you do get around who ever then could all motherfuckin be alive still anyhow. :o)
CA: gam are you wwaning umbral for me or wwhat i cant evven understand you anymore
CA: you knoww wwhat im kinda lonely an all but its probably dangerous for us to have a caliginous relationship gam seriously just ask kar he wwill tell you all about howw it wworks
CA: anywway i havve ta go noww theres fuckin angels evverywwhere
TC: HONK.

caligulasAquarium [CA] ceased trolling terminallyCapricious [TC]
>> No. 5185
>> TALK TO THE WIARD STATUE

> Get your funk on with the wizard statue
>> No. 5186
Wow, that was surprisingly in-character and well written.

>Eridan: shoa them your blams
>> No. 5326
Angels: Suddenly have a purpose other than to just be killed.
>> No. 5328
>be the hero LOWAA deserves
>> No. 5334
>Find a way to the land of Stumps and Dismay, use the provided tools
>> No. 5371
>go back to the Land of Infinity and Loneliness
>> No. 5455
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>>5185
>>5186
http://tindeck.com/listen/qyfv

You decide to dance with this stony asshole some more while giving these angels a piece of your mind.

You shoot the night away with your sexy dancing.

Thanks to Mud for the non-canonical soundtrack.
>> No. 5460
>Eridan: find a Weeping Angel.
>> No. 5539
>> Explode the Wizard Statue.