>go see your bestest buddy

>Go see Sollux

>cut to the chase and go fill pails with sollux.

>>481
>>482
>>483

Sollux? SOLLUX?
Hell no!
Sollux is stupid! And he is most certainly not your 'best friend'!
And you're most certainly not going to 'fill pails' with him! That's DISGUSTING!

>>486
But you mind as well go see him anyway.

Sollux: >look cute in this hat

>>491
You are now Sollux and are unaware of your friend's arrival.
You also do not have a hat with you.
Where are you supposed to get a hat?

>Karkat: SURPRISE BUTT SEX

>>494
>Sollux: http://www.413chan.net/fic/res/159.html

Sollux: >Feelth thuper thankth for askthin

Karkat: Catch Sollux doing weird shit. Slap some sense into the guy.

>>508
You aren't KK. And you sure hope he doesn't come 'thurprithe butt-thex' you.

>>514
>>517
You also do not understand these odd earth jokes.
But you do feel relatively decent, thanks for asking.

Karkat: >get your ass over to Sollux' hive already!

Sollux: Eat the mind honey!

>>520
>>529
You burst into sollux's hive only to see him doing nothing out of the ordinary. Though you still wouldn't mind slapping him.

>>535
lol hive. I meant room.
somehow hive came to mind when I was typing that.
ignore that.

>>535
>Karkat: Commence girly slap. Because we all know you're a weakling.

>>543
You are not a weakling! To prove this, you go up and slap Sollux. He seems to think it is the most pathetic slap if he's ever felt one.
Why can't you do anything right?

>Sollux: Quick personality flip and show him how's a real slap like, make his head spin

>>554
THIS.