>Bluhbluh Hugebitch

>Vriska Serket

>Gamzee Makara

>Bluhbluh Hugebitch

Fuck it, everybody already know your damn name.

Your name is VRISKA SERKET. As was previously mentioned, it is your WRIGGLING DAY, which is barely even worth mentioning. It is an anniversary, if anything, to lament the faults of your existence. At least it is for the majority of Alternia's pathetic wrigglers, you have no such faults. You are pretty much the best ever.

What you do have is lots of INTERESTS. You are something of an APOCALYPSE BUFF, which is something you can be on Alternia. You are fascinated by end of the world scenarios, and enjoy constructing DOOMSDAY DEVICES for the hell of it. You are drawn to means of DARK PROGNOSTICATION and the advantages they offer, particularly in avoiding getting culled, which is a very real threat pretty much every damn day. Your abilities in this department are aided by you VISION EIGHTFOLD, although they might be slightly better if you had some sort of FOCUSING DEVICE. But you have no such thing and something of that nature existing is an absurd thought.

You like to chat with some other trolls to pass the time, although you have very few friends. You also have very few enemies. They are the same thing of course, but on the off chance some non-troll is somehow partaking of this peculiar 2nd person narrative they should keep the fact they are the same thing in mind. Most of the troll you chat with are friends of your AUSPICE and THAT GUY YOU KIND OF HATE. You rarely get out and meet people yourself because other trolls tend to drive you BATSHIT UP THE FUCKING BELFRY. Your trolltag is antisociologyGraduate and your st8ments tend to 8e just a little 8it overdramaaaaaaaatic.

Later, you will play a game with 5 other friends, and go on a big adventure with them. This game, for convenient reference, is a game that DOES NOT YET EXIST.

But it will soon.

In, like, another 5 bilunar perigees.

What will you do?

>Vriska: Start to wail and cut yourself. Life is hard and life is cruel. Remember that it's down the tracks, not across.

>Vriska: Start to wail and cut yourself. Life is hard and life is cruel. Remember that it's down the tracks, not across.

The fuck would you do that for? The other trolls you know may have some fucking blood-letting fetish, slopping it all over the place while role playing like shit-eating grubs, but you prefer to keep that shit in your body where it belongs.

>Vriska: Break the camera.

>Vriska: Break the camera.

What camera?

>The one you're being watched through right now.

>Vriska: Cut to the chase and get on Trollian. We need to figure out who all we're dealing with here.

>Vriska: Cut to the chase and get on Trollian. We need to figure out who all we're dealing with here.

Finally. You were wondering when you were just going to give up all dignity and get back on this stupid thing. You can honestly say with no sarcasm at all you have nothing better to do that pester the hell out of anyone and everyone you know who has not blocked you yet. Now, who do we have on our chumproll?

==>

Ah, yes, Shittily Drawn Trollian. The beta for the less shitty version will not be out for a few more perigees, but until then this will do the job. You notice your AUSPICE is online. She may want to congratulate you and making it through another solar sweep without doing something monumentally stupid. Also THAT GUY YOU KIND OF HATE has still not blocked you.

Welp, who should you try trolling?

>>5001
the one you kinda hate

>Troll the one you kind of hate, but get trolled by your Auspice before you have a chance. That's what an Auspice is for, after all.

>Vriska: Troll the one you kind of hate, but get trolled by your Auspice before you have a chance. That's what an Auspice is for, after all.

Well, you can start trolling THAT GUY YOU KIND OF HATE any time now, but you do not really have any control over whether or not your AUSPICE starts trolling you or when she does so. It is not like you can manipul8 her actions or anythi- DAMNIT!


guadeloupesArbitrator [gA] began trolling antisociologistGraduate [aG]

gA: Good Evening Vriska
gA: I Trust You Had Pleasant Marlins Rest

aG: Yeah yeah, I slept fine.
aG: No horrifying nightmares penitr8ing my cozy sopor slime cocoon and keeping me up into the 8lazing sunlit hours…
aG: No visions of super vicious water trolls 8rutally slaughtering land-dwellers in an endless civil war for superiority spanning all of known history.
aG: Everything is aaaaaaaall right over here.

gA: Glub
gA: Are You Being Facetious
gA: I Can Never Quite Tell With You

aG: I'm gr8!
aG: What do you want?

gA: I Was Just Checking In
gA: GC Is Getting Ready to Roe Out FLARPing
gA: I Thought You Might Be Lonely

aG: Uuuuuuuugh! What is with those gru8s?!
aG: It is not like there are no productive things to do if you want to go out and flail weapons around mindlessly!!!!!!!!
aG: Go immoli8 some undead or something, don't dress up like Pupa Pan and prance around waiting for some other guy to shoot you like an idiot.

gA: I Confess I Do Not Understand The Entirety Of It Myself
gA: It Seems There is Enough Danger Traversing The Peril Fought Landscape Of Reel Life
gA: But I Suppose They Sea It As A Sort of Training

aG: Yeah, 8ecause the imperial army is going to be soooooooo impressed by all those levels in Petticoat Seagrift.
aG: Oh my, she has all the levels. All of them. I guess we better 8ump her up to captain right now!

gA: I Doubt GC Is Particularly Concerned Atrout That
gA: And If Sea Designs To Adorn FLARPing Ability With Her Appreciation Than Perhaps That Ability May Be More Important Than Your Insincere Opposite Humor Indicates You Believe Them To Be

aG: Oh, sure, if the real empress doesn't have her killed first.
aG: And all of us for knowing her.

gA: I Will Not Let That Happen
gA: Sea Is Too Important I Think
gA: Sea Intends to Bring Atrout A New Era of Justfish And End The Lawlessness That Has Long Plagued Alternia

aG: Yeah, right! We 8oth know caring one tree-rodent's gastro-intestinal distress a8out Alternia is for naive wrigglers.
aG: As soon as she grows up and wrests the throne from Her Wickedness's still-warm, 8loody corpse she will forget all about Alternia.
aG: We all will.
aG: We will forget 8ecause we will be adults and have 8etter things to worry about than this laissez-fail hellpit for gru8s.
aG: GC will amuse herself enforcing her insane 8rand of murder-justice on the hundreds of occupied planets you 8oth are forgetting a8out in your pretty princess dream castle fantasy for freshly cracked pupas.
aG: And you will live in the perpetual throes of a complete, full-8ody meddlegasm every waking moment of your existence keeping her from sending the entire army to the gallows for littering or some 8ullshit.

gA: Sea Is Convinced As I Am That Education In Such Matters Is Best Begun Early
gA: Something The Current Administraition Has Neglected

aG: 8uuuuuuuullllllllshiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!

gA: Ok Fine
gA: Can This Please The One Conversation We Have That Does Not Devolve Into A Bunch Of Us Bickering Atrout Politics

aG: Fine with me! Who cares what plots your super secret underwater highcourt is up to their nooks in? Not me!

gA: So
gA: How Are You Planning On Spending Your Night

aG: Well I was just a8out to troll aT.
aG: I guess I 8etter do it soon!

gA: How Do You Figure

aG: Gimme a 8reak! We 8oth know him and gC are 8asically tied at the mid-lateral side 8one protrusion when it comes to FLARP.
aG: He would just 8e a stuttering, fum8ling wreck in stupid green tights without her and her stupid mind games.
aG: She can control minds 8etter then him and he can actually CONTROL MINDS!
aG: Supposedly.
aG: Not like any8ody has seen him doooooooo it!!!!!!!!

gA: Yes Well CA And CC Wanted To Play Two On Two

aG: He finally talked her into it?

qA: Yes
gA: Fin-ally
gA: And GC Decided To Partner With AA For Tonight
gA: So It Brooks Like You Have Him All To Yourself
gA: I Would Fish You Good Luck But I Steelhead Think You Are Carping Up The Wrong
gA: Darn

aG: Whaaaaaaaat?

gA: I Am Sure There Is A Good Fish Pun On Tree But I Cannot Think Of One

aG: Do you want to get back to me on that?
aG: I got suckers to troll!

gA: OK
gA: Bye

guadeloupesArbitrator [gA] ceased trolling antisociologistGraduate [aG]:

aG: Gooooooood luck!!!!!!!!
aG: Wait a minute!
aG: Why did you think I would 8e lonely if aT is going to 8e home all night?
aG: I d8n't g8t lon8ly I g8t 8oooooooor8d!!!!!!!!

==>

Arrrrrrrgh! Lousy stupid grubdamn supportive friend! Stupid, supportive, meddley meddler meddlefriend! Vriska Serket does not get lonely!!!!!!!!

What is aT doing anyway?

>>5054

>Find out

>Imperial Drone: Come knocking.

>Troll the hell out that guy!

>Vriska: Find out

You can do that.

antisociologistGraduate [aG] began trolling adamantiumTelignosis[aT]

aG: Heeeeeeeey adamanqueerumTelignoslut!

aT: oH, uHH,,, hI,
aT: tHATS A NEW ONE, iSNT IT,
aT: wHAT IS, uHH, aDAMANQUEERUM SUPPOSED TO MEAN,,,

aG: It means weird!
aG: 8ecause you're weeeeeeeeird!

aT: oK,

aG: Weeeeeeeeird!!!!!!!!

aT: ,,,

aG: XXXXD

aT: uHH,,, hOW HAS YOUR, uM, wRIGGLING DAY BEEN SO FAR,

aG: My wriggling day is over, stupid. I slept through it like every other day!
aG: If you're asking me how my wriggling night has 8een…
aG: It's 8een 8ooooooooring!

aT: oH, iM SORRY TO HEAR THAT,

aG: ::::I

aT: i MEAN, uH, tHAT IS TO SAY THAT,
aT: i MEANT i WAS SORRY THAT YOU WILL BE BOTHERING ME ALL NIGHT, bECAUSE OF THAT,,,

aG: Hmmmmmmmm. Nice try.

aT: dO YOU REALLY THINK SO,
aT: i HAVE BEEN, uHH, pRACTICING,
aT: gA HAS BEEN HELPING,

aG: Wow.
aG: That's gr8!
aG: I have something I need to do right now!

aT: oH, iS YOUR LUSUS GETTING HUNGRY?

aG: Yeah!
aG: Bye!!!!!!!!

antisociologistGraduate [aG] ceased trolling adamantiumTelignosis [aT]

>Vriska: Re-evaluate this terrible black relationship before something horrible happens and somebody dies.

>Vriska: Re-evaluate this terrible black relationship before something horrible happens and somebody dies.

Wow.

Wow. That relationship is never going to work, is it? Why do you even bother?

Oh yeah. Your AUSPICE. You guys are pretty much in love, but you are really uncomfortable with red romances in general. Not that you would ever admit that, of course. Not even in your own 2nd person narrative. Because it is not true! Jeez, why did you even think that?

Anyways, Blackrom was basically out of the question so you kind of got yourself stuck in this weird ashen thing. She is really good at auspicing, so it works out!

Except THAT GUY YOU SORT OF HATE is really bad at hating you back.

>Vriska: Feed your lusus

>Feed Lusus

You really do not have to do that. She pretty much feeds herself. Keeping your room free and clear of stray bugs is pretty much the only useful thing she does, actually. She is a pretty lousy bodyguard.

You probably do not have to mention that you just agreed with that excuse because you needed to stop talking to THAT GUY YOU SORT OF HATE before you did something you regretted, like break your hand slamming an 8 ball into your desk.

Do you even hate him? Well, of course you do, you basically hate everybody and everything. Lately though, it all sort of feels like a low-level sort of background- bluh bluh.

Man you are boring. Maybe you should try being someone else for a while?

>>5084
Be gC!

>Be the white text guy.

>examine your posters

>Vriska: Be that-guy-you-sort-of-hate.

>Be the guy you kinda like

>Be the Mary Sue.

>Vriska: Be that-guy-you-sort-of-hate.

Well, yeah, you can do that. You even removed your glasses one panel ago to in preparation. They do not call you the cos-play queen for nothing!

Actually no one calls you that.

>Vriska: Examine posters.

Not much here, just Troll Spiderman and Troll Coraline. You like spiders, not much of a big reveal.

> Be gC!

Now that is more like it!

What the hell is your real name, gC?

>>5122

Gee, I wonder.

>>5122
Terezi: Moan like a whale and gnaw on your scepter.

>>5122
Rose Lalonde.

>>5122

Gamzee Makara.

>5122

Tangel Buddie.

>Terezi Pyrope

>Franziska Von Karma

>Franziska Von Karma

That is right! Your name is TEREZI PYROPE!

You have the most noble blood possible, the only of your kind known to possess it, and the only to share it with GL'BGOLYB, a deep sea monster also known as THE RIFT'S CARBUNCLE, EMISSARY TO THE HORRORTERRORS, or in more hushed tones, SPEAKER OF THE VAST GLUB. As such, you are a SEA DWELLER, a sub-race of troll distinct from the commoners by mutation and habitat, a caste which rules over the entire species.

This also makes you the HEIR APPARENT for Alternian rulership, which ordinarily would place you in considerable jeopardy. HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION would steer the flagship from the fleet and make an attempt on your life herself, if not for the protection of your monstrous lusus.

And as you have yet to be forewarned of your race's extinction by the whispers of that lusus, you have BIG PLANS FOR THE THRONE. All the plans. All of them.

You take an interest in justice, holding particular fascination for ORCHESTRATING THE DEMISE OF THE WICKED. You have taken up study of BRUTAL ALTERNIAN LAW, and surround yourself with legal books. Soon you will redefine what it means to be BRUTAL. Too long has justice withered favor of everybody DOING WHATEVER THEY WANT. Especially the highbloods. You may be one of them, but that does not excuse them to act with impunity. And you will take terrible revenge on all who act out of turn. They will suffer like your variety of plushie pals known as SCALEMATES. You often spend your days with them in rounds of LIVE ACTION ROLE PLAYING, where you practice the art of PUNISHMENT. Your trolltag is gloriousCastigatrix and you SP34K W1TH TH3 NUM3R4LS TH3 BL1ND PROPH3TS ONC3 US3D. NO R34L R34SON FOR TH4T.

You also like to engage in various forms of MORE EXTREME ROLEPLAYING with some of your other friends. In fact, you plan to later tonight.

What will you do?

>>5167
Punish greyblood nooksmeller via trolling.

HOW D4R3 TH3Y H1D3 TH31R BLOOD COLOR FROM TH31R QU33N!

>>5167

>Pester Karkat

>Punish greyblood nooksmeller via trolling.

You can do that.

gloriousCastigatrix [gC] began trolling antisociologistGraduate [aG]


gC: H3Y LON3LY-P4NTS, H4V1NG FUN ST4Y1NG HOM3 4LL BY YOURS3LF FOR TH3 B1LL1ONTH N1GHT 1N 4 ROW?
gC: WH1L3 3R3RYON3 YOU KNOW GO3S OUT TO H4V3 FUN?

aG: For the 8-hundredth time, I'm not going to pl8y with you, psycho!!!!!!!!
aG: Le8ve me 8lone!

gC: 1M NOT 3V3N 4SK1NG YOU TH4T
gC: 1 H4V3 A GR34T T34M FOR TON1GHT 4ND 1 4M GO1NG TO ROCK TH1S G4M3!
gC: 1 W4NT TO KNOW YOUR BLOOD COLOR
gC: T3LL YOUR QU33N!

aG: Wait, wh8t?
aG: Why w8uld y8u w8nt t8 kn8w th8t????????

gC: YOU H4V3 B33N H1D1NG 1T FROM M3 FOR F4R TOO LONG
gC: YOU WILL R3SP3CT YOUR QU333NS ORD3RS 4ND G1V3 HER 4LL YOUR D3L1C1OUS S3CR3TS!
gC: 4LL OF TH3M!
gC: >3 8 ]

aG: Has it ever occurred to you I was never hiding anything?
aG: Like, maybe I just thought that the whole practice of painting everything with your 8lood color was dum8?
aG: And then I started actively hiding it from you out of spite just 8ecause you made a huuuuuuuuge deal out it?

gC: 1 SOM3HOW DOUBT TH4T
gC: YOUR BLOOD MUST B3 R34LLY 4WFUL FOR YOU TO B3 SO D3F3NC1V3 4BOUT 1T
gC: BUT 1 W1LL F1ND OUT ON3 OF TH3S3 D4YS!
gC: H3H3H3H3!

gloriousCastigatrix [gC] ceased trolling antisociologistGraduate [aG]

>Trolls someone close to Vriska and see if they know her blood colour. Be more discreet about it maybe.

>>5244
See how your lusus is doing on the whole 'food' situation. You'd hate to have her be hungry when you're off fLarping.

>>5244
>Enough wasting time with that boring spider-girl you can't leave alone, go talk to someone more interesting.
>Also, reflect how totally great being able to see is.

>Trolls someone close to Vriska and see if they know her blood colour. Be more discreet about it maybe.

There are not a lot of people Vriska is close to. There is THAT GUY SHE KIND OF HATES and her AUSPICE, and that is pretty much it. Talking to either one usually ends in a headache for you, for very different reasons.

Still, you could give your frequent partner in crime-fighting a ring. Just to check up on him.

gloriousCastigatrix [gC] began trolling adamantiumTelignosis[aT]

gC: H3Y
gC: 1S T1NK3RBULL GO1NG TO B3 OK FOR TH3 R3ST OF TH3 N1GHT?

aT: oH, I THINK PERHAPS,
aT: tHAT LAST BUNCH WE FED HIM WAS PRETTY BIG, aND, hE SHOULD BE OK TONIGHT, bECAUSE OF THAT,
aT: yOU SHOULD GO AND HAVE FUN, i WOULD NOT, uHH, lIKE TO hAVE OUR FRIENDS WIND UP,
aT: uMM, eATEN, i GUESS,
aT: }:D

gC: YOU GU3SS?
gC: J33Z, WH4T DO YOU TH1NK H4PP3ENS TO ALL THOS3 CHUMPS W3 THROW INTO THAT G14NT, CRUMBL1NG M3SS YOU H4V3 STR3N 4LL 4ROUND YOUR C4STL3 L1K3 TH3 WORLD'S WORST L4WN ORN4M3NT?

aT: iTS A MAZE,,,
aT: iTS SUPPOSED TO KEEP HIM FROM GETTING OUT AND, uHH, yOU KNOW,
aT: i JUST DONT LIKE THINK ABOUT IT, iS ALL,

gC: I K33P T3LL1NG YOU, WE 4R3 D1SP3NC1NG JUST1C3!
gC: 3V3RYONE WHO H4S GON3 1N TH3R3 H4D 1T COM1NG
gC: 4ND 4NYW4Y, W3 BOTH H4V3 LUS1 TO F33D

aT: i KNOW,,,
aT: iM SORRY, i KNOW YOU WOULD NOT, uHH, dO ANYTHING LIKE THAT TO OUR FRIENDS,
aT: }:(

gC: 1 FORG1V3 YOU
gC: H3H3H3H3
gC: WH4T 4R3 YOU DO1NG W1TH YOUR N1GHT?

aT: oH, i THOUGHT i MIGHT WORK ON MY SICK RHMYES,

gC: NO PL4NS W1TH 4 C3RT41N 4NT1SOC41L SHUT-1N?

aT: uHH, wELL, i WAS WAITING FOR HER TO GET BACK TO ME,
aT: aBOUT AN EARLIER CONVERSATION, sO, i MIGHT BE TALKING TO HER LATER,,,

gC: URGH, YOU 4R3 4LW4YS T4LK1NG
gC: T4LK T4LK T4LK
gC: 4RE YOU 3V3R GO1NG TO GO OVER TH3R3?
gC: M4YB3 ROUGH H3R UP 4 B1T?
gC: >38 ]

aT: wHOAAAAAAAA, nO, nO, wHOA,
aT: tHAT KIND OF MAKES ME UPSET TO EVEN THINK ABOUT,
aT: eVEN MORE THAN FEEDING tINKERBULL,

gC: 1M SORRY
gC: 1 W4S UND3R TH3 IMPR3SS1ON YOU W3R3 3NG43D 1N 4 R3L4S1ONSH1P
gC: ON3 OF 4 BL4CK1SH SORT OF COLOR?
gC: BUT 1F 1M MISTAK3N...

aT: nO, nO, i MEAN, wERE STILL, wORKING ON IT,

gC: SO YOU'V3 N3V3R 4CTU4LLY FOUGHT W1TH H3R?
gC: PHYCH1C4LLY?
gC: YOU H4V3 N3V3R, P3RH4PS, S33N H3R BL33D?

aT: uHH, wOW, oK, i THINK MAYBE i NEED TO TAKE A BREAK FROM TALKING WITH YOU YOU NOW,

gC: W3LL, YOU KNOW WHO TO T4LK TO 1F YOU 3V3R N33D 4NY 4DV1C3 ON TH4T FRONT.
gC: >38 ]
gC: > 38 ]
gC: >38 ]

aT: wAIT, aRE YOUR EYEBROWS ON TOP OF YOUR CROWN,

gloriousCastigatrix [gC] ceased trolling antisociologistGraduate [aG]

Well that seed is as planted as it is going to get.

This is unrelated, but I kind of love how you actually seem to have modified the lusii along with the trolls instead of just mixing and matching, allowing the trolls to maintain the animal motifs without it seeming weird. ...Though I guess Gl'bgolyb and the Virgin Mother Grub are exceptions?
In any case, nice work.

>>5278
o-oh god, the eyebrows...

>Terezi: troll your partner for tonight

>Terezi: Remember what the hell happened to your horns.

>Be Nepeta

>Terezi: Remember what the hell happened to your horns.

Why, they are right here on your head! And they always were. Anyone who thinks otherwise is clearly imagining things.

Clearly.

>>5279
Thank you, and yes they are. I am not sure I handled them as gracefully as I could have since the lusii were sort of an afterthought after I picked out my swaps (if had I been thinking I would have probably swapped kan with eridan or something since his lusus is only barely connected to his sign) In anycase, troll-eating tinkerbull cracks me up >.<)

>Be Nepeta

Ok, let's be Nepeta.

Holey mackeral, who is that?!

>>5318
>fondly regard shipping wall

>>5318

>Find out who 'that' is
>Elaborate on interests

>Find out who 'that' is

Why, that is NEPETA LEIJON.

Wow, really? I mean, really?

>Elaborate on interests

Yeah, OK, let's do this thing.

You live in a CAVE that is actually very nice, and located by the SEA where your ADORABLE LUSUS lives. You like to engage in FRIENDLY ROLE PLAYING, but not the DANGEROUS KIND. Never the DANGEROUS KIND. It's TOO DANGEROUS! Well, that is what your MORAIL says anyways.

Your daily routine is pretty laid back. You prowl the crumbling ruins of antiquated malls of old for adorable FASHIONS FROM THE PAST. Mostly these suck because trolls think fashion is lame. Every now and again, however, you find something totally cute! Like the PELT OF A GREAT BEAST, which you wear for fun.

You also like to paint WALL COMICS using ACTUAL PAINT, depicting goofy stories about you and your numerous pals. Your best pal of all is A LITTLE CONFUSED, and people wonder why you even bother with him. But someone has to keep him pacified. If not you, then who? Everyone has an important job to do.

Your trolltag is attractionCattail and :33 < *your sp33ch precedes itself with the face of your lusus who is pawssibly the cutest and purrhaps the bestest kitty you have ever s33n!*

What will you do?

>Nepeta: fondly regard shipping wall

Yeah, your shipping wall is pretty great all right. Your art is a little derivative maybe, but you are only 6.

>>5330
>draw a yaoi wall-manga featuring all your attractive male friends

>be the yellow blood you've paired with your morail

>>5329
Recall why you're not allowed to Flarp, I mean if the Empress can do so, why not you?

>Nepeta: meeeeewwwww. :33

>Nepeta: Recall why you're not allowed to Flarp, I mean if the Empress can do so, why not you?

The Empress is basically the main reason Flarping is so dangerous! You shutter to think what could happen to you if she decides you are guilty of cheating or some other sort of wicked wrong-doing...

Anyway, your MORAIL told you not to. And then he got all shuttery and sweaty and and apologized and you said it was ok, really, and he said he was being inexcusably impurrtinent and needed to be punished and the whole thing was just awkward. You would rather furget about it and never bring the subject of EXTREME ROLE-PLAYING up ever again.

>Nepeta: Draw a yaoi wall-manga featuring all your attractive male friends

Can do!

>Be the yellow blood you've paired with your morail

Yeah, that is really for the best. Probably the only way to get past all this coy pretending we do not know anybody's name BS that we sort of got pigeon-holed into here is to just rifle rapid-fire through our cast at random. Hang on a minute.

==>

There we are. Who is this emo-kid, here?

>Whiny Git

>>5377
Wishful Bumblefuck

>Troll Daniel Radcliffe

>Gamzee Makara

>UGLY SCARFNECKED DOUCHEBAG HIPSTER

Out of curiosity, is the line 'along with 5 other friends' referring to the Red/Blue team thing, or is something very unpleasant going to happen to half the cast?
Also, does Vriska have her Fluorite Octet, or does no fLarping mean no treasure?

>>5388
http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003894
This page mentions that Karkat was going to play with five friends, so this is probably referring to the teams.

>>5377

>SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT
MEGAMAAAAAAAAN

>Whiny Git

Close! But actually your name is ERIDAN AMPORA

You like MAGIC, even though you know it to be FAKE. Like a made up friend, the way wizards are. Except that you are also a HIGH LEVEL PSIONIC, and really, what the fuck is the difference between magic and psionics anyway? Unfortunately your mutant mind is also hounded by the psychic screams of the IMMINENTLY DECEASED, which is not very helpful in the way of TELLING THE FUTURE because none of the screaming ever makes any sense. Not that fortune-telling is of much interest to you, since your future is probably to be sad and alone.

Your only friend is your MORAIL and even though your hive is one of many in a towering communal hive-stem you feel completely isolated and alone all the time. You have tried to get out and meet people and maybe find romance through many sweeps of EXTREME ROLE PLAYING. Haven't had much luck with that, but maybe tonight's your night.

Your trolltag is clairvoyAnimus and you speak wwith a vvery wweird and sort of wwavvy soundin accent.

What will you do?

>>5388 It refers to one of the two team, but that does not mean half the cast will not wind up mutilated playing FLARP, lol. Right now Vriska has a dice weapon like the Octet, but not as good.

>>5431

I feel like an idiot here, but is Eridan's morail Vriska or Feferi?

>Pester your most hated enemy

>>5431
Eridan: Wonder if anyone has a more pathetic lusus than you do. Cherish it anyway.

>>5438
... why would it be vriska? I don't get that at all

>>5444

From this, I sorta assumed Eridan was her auspitice, but now that he's yellow-blooded, I'm not so sure.

>Eridan: Pester your most hated enemy

You do not have one! You would think after so much Flarp and so many levels you would have struck up the passion of rivalry with someone, but most of your interactions have been civil, if a bit cold.

OK, there is Terezi, but that chick is nuts. Better to keep it strictly professional with her.

There were a few times you thought you had made an enemy, but they always mysteriously vanished soon after. They probably decided they wanted nothing to do with you after all.

Wonder why that is? Possibly your EXAGGERATED EMOTIONAL THEATRICS?

Nah.

>Eridan: Wonder if anyone has a more pathetic lusus than you do. Cherish it anyway.

Yeah, your lusus is pretty fuckin dumb. I mean, look at him. You wish you could ride him like a valiant war-horse into battle, flinging spell- er, psionic blasts at your enemies, swooping in to rescue a lovely princess... but the thing is as dumb as half a sack of shit. Seriously, a full sack of shit could out-smart him.

==>

And sometimes you feel like he is the only one you can really talk to, the only friend who will never leave you. Mostly that is because he is dumber than dirt, but you love him dearly anyway.

>>5438 It is Fef, sorry if I said something that confused the issue, I think I made a few errors early on that kinda muddied the waters on relationships here

>>5475
>>5473
omg i love this already
DERPHORSE BEST LUSUS

>close your eyes and troll someine random

>Eridan: Remember why Feferi won't love you. Also, make sure she's ready for fLarping, she's accompanying you right?

>pester your morail

>troll your flarp partner

>>5475

Ah, okay then.

>Eridan: troll your flarp partner

Probably a good idea.

clarvoyAnimus [gC] began trolling creepieCutie [aG]

cA: hey are you ready for tonight

cC: I dunno!
cC: I guess I'm a little N-ERVOUS!

cA: I dont blame you ter is probably more than i can handle on my owwn and her partner is not exactly completely neww to this either
cA: wwe are pretty much at a complete disadvvantage here

cC: Gos)(, w)(y do you say stuff like t)(at?
cC: W)(y are we even playing this game if it's so )(OP-EL---ESS?

cA: wwinnin is not really the point
cA: granted i wwanted to start you off wwith somethin easier
cA: but i can trust ter not to break any rules or do anythin despicable to a neww player
cA: hopefully wwe can havve a fun evvening wwithout a lot of drama an you can gain some levvels an it wwill be a closer match the next time

cC: Remember, I only promised to play wit)( you ONC-E.

cA: yeah yeah i knoww
cA: but maybe youll like it
cA: i mean come on throww me a bone here

cC: I know, I KNOW, I'm your only friend.
cC: You really s)(ould meet more people!

cA: i knoww but its hard
cA: i keep tryin an tryin

cC: I gave you all t)(ose troll tags, try talking to someone ot)(er t)(an me!

cA: ok ok ill do that right noww
cA: just be sure youre ready to go wwhen its time ok

cC: OK!
cC: <>

cA: <>

clarvoyAnimus [gC] ceased trolling creepieCutie [aG]

>Troll someone other than your moirail.

>troll the one without a blood color

>troll attractionCattail

>troll copulationGuardian! with a name like that, surely he'll help you with your blackrom woes

>troll your potential matesprit(s)

>Troll complianceTechnician

>troll EVERYONE

>be cG

>Eridan: close your eyes and troll someone random

Hmm. Well, no time like the present for making new friends.

Hopefully you will not start hitting on them and ruin everything!

clarvoyAnimus [gC] began trolling twofoldArtillery [aG]

cA: uh
cA: hey

tA: hii?

cA: i am a friend of cc
cA: she gavve me your trolltag

tA: huh
tA: 2hould ii even a2k why?
tA: no nevermiind
tA: iit look2 liike today ii2 ju2t my day two talk two every a22hole ii never met before.

cA: jeez
cA: i just fuckin wanted to say hi

tA: fuck, 2orry, ii am kiind of dealiing with 2ome 2hiit over here can ii get back two you?

cA: yeah ok I completely believve you will do that
cA: bye

clarvoyAnimus [gC] ceased trolling twofoldArtillery [aG]

Well, that went about as well as you could have imagined.

>>5563

>Eridan: give your self esteem a cool name, like Rufio, so that he can give you a pep talk

>>5563

Sollux: Pester Eridan

>continue going through cast members

>>5563
Sollux: deal with 2ome 2hiit

>Eridan: give your self esteem a cool name, like Rufio, so that he can give you a pep talk

Wow, that sure was a weird idea you just had. Pretty good one though. Rufio. Man, what a cool name. Can you possibly come up with a name that cool? You pretty much used up all your cool name points coming up with your FLARP name. Still, just thinking about it has made you kind of pumped.

>Eridan: Troll complianceTechnician

Yeah sure, what have you got to lose?

clarvoyAnimus [cA] began trolling complianceTechnician [cT]

cA: ok i knoww wwe havve nevver met or anything
cA: someone gavve me some trolltags of some people she kneww and wwanted me to try talkin to
cA: so i just wwanted to say hello

cT: D--> Oh
cT: D--> I think Nepeta might have said something about talking to you

cA: i gotta be honest wwith you
cA: i havve no fuckin idea wwho that is

cT: D--> That does not really surprise me
cT: D--> She seems to know everyone within at least three degrees of herself
cT: D--> I suppose keeping track of her potential underlings befits her high place in society

cA: uh ok wwhatevver

cT: D--> She seems to want me to talk to you
cT: D--> But she did not order me to
cT: D--> So I didn't
cT: D--> It didn't seem my place

cA: your place
cA: wwhat does that evven mean?

cT: D--> You are higher blooded than me
cT: D--> Contacting you out of the b100 would be improper

cA: oh ok yeah
cA: i mean i guess i am
cA: but really anyone beloww blue is all basically in the same boat
cA: do you really think most trolls evven remember let alone care about the difference betwween yelloww and red

cT: D--> Perhaps, but despite being a lowly red-blood I try to respect our traditions as well as a disgusting degenerate such as myself if capable of

cA: wwell thats fine i guess
cA: you havve to do wwhatevver is best for yourself
cA: but wwhat did this nepeta person wwant you to talk to me about

cT: D--> I'm not sure
cT: D--> I think she just wanted us to get to know each other
cT: D--> She didn't get into specifics, she mostly just squealed and sort of twisted her upper body around

cA: i see wwell i wwouldnt mind getting to knoww you some more
cA: maybe wwe can hook up sometime
cA: like tomorroww maybe

cT: D--> Oh
cT: D--> Well, I will have to think that over

cA: alright let me knoww wwhat you decide
cA: i havve some flarpin to do so maybe wwe can talk later

cT: D--> Yes
cT: D--> Have a good night

clarvoyAnimus [cA] ceased trolling complianceTechnician [cT]

>Eridan: troll copulationGuardian! with a name like that, surely he'll help you with your blackrom woes

Well OK-

>continue going through cast members
>be cG

Oh, jeez, hang on, surely we can kill two birds with one stone here...

OK, who is this grumpy mother glubber?

>Terezi Pyrope

>John Egbert.

Dan

Grumpy McCrabbyhorns

>Sunshine Nookwaggle

>You own all of the short shorts. All of them.

>>5601
Grumpyshit McJorts

> Grumpyshit McJorts
> You own all of the short shorts. All of them.

Listen asshole, this guy right here happens to like shorts, OK? They're comfy and easy to wear. He always wears shorts, even in winter, fuckass!

>Gamzee Makara!

> Work on your rainbow-drinker romance fanfiction.

Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. You are one of the few of your kind who can withstand the BLISTERING ALTERNIAN SUN, and perhaps the only who enjoys the feel of its rays. As such, you are one of the few of your kind who has taken a shining to LANDSCAPING. You have cultivated a lush oasis around your hive, and in particular, you have honed your craft through the art of TOPIARY, sculpting your trees to match the PUFFY ORACLES from your dreams. For this purpose you utilize your REALLY COOL SICKLE, which conveniently is the weapon of choice for the ranks of the most lethal members of your society, the THRESHECUTIONERS.

It would be convenient if you actually were going to become one. You want to, but you are one of the few of your kind with JADE GREEN BLOOD. As such you are one of the few who could be selected and raised by a VIRGIN MOTHER GRUB, an event so rare as to elude documented precedent. She would defend you from desert threats, and though her life would be short, in time you would assure her of progeny. So you have dedicated yourself to that. The progeny thing.

Somewhat related to that topic, are your INTERESTS. You have a passion for RIDICULOUSLY TERRIBLE ROMANTIC MOVIES AND ROMCOMS. You should really be EMBARRASSED for liking this DREADFUL CINEMA, but for some reason you are not. You occasionally dabble in SHIPPING and often scheme to help your pals FIND LOVE. Your unique hive is equipped with a great supply of advanced technology to accommodate your interests. The technology and indeed the hive itself were all recovered from the ruins nearby when you were very young. The seed of your hive was deployed on the volcanic rocks beneath the sand with the assistance of your lusus and her remarkable burrowing skills, and you have lived there happily together since.

You know the ruins and the hive and everything here that is not sand and rock originated from the world of your dreams. You also know that one day you will visit this world while you are awake.

Your trolltag is copulationGaurdian and you speak in a manner that is ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY ORNERY, ALL THE TIME.

What will you do?

>>5686
Reflect upon just how fucking great it is to almost literally live on the opposite side of the planet from all your friends.

>>5686
>Forever lament that when you made your trolltag, you misspelled the word 'Guardian'

>>5686

>Pester someone we haven't met yet

>>5686
>Your trolltag is copulationGaurdian
One could say

he is a sexDefender. B)

> Karkat: Reflect upon just how fucking great it is to almost literally live on the opposite side of the planet from all your friends.

It is actually pretty fucking great! That last thing you need is for all those whiny grubs to invite themselves over to your rocking pad and mess the place up. Anyways, you are up almost all day and sleep at night, so if your friends lived nearby you would never get to talk to them. Also they would be eaten by undead probably.

> Ignore Eridan and go kill some zombies.

>Karkat: Pester someone we haven't met yet.

Hmm... well... not her. Or him. definitely not her. Eww... umm... maybe her?

copulationGuardian [cG] began trolling arboretumAlive [aA]

cG: SO I HEARD YOU WERE GOING TO GO FLARPING WITH THE PSYCHO FISH GIRL TONIGHT.
cG: I DON'T SUPPOSE THERE IS ANYTHING I CAN DO TO TALK YOU OUT OF IT.

aA: f0r the last time terezi is my friend
aA: i d0nt kn0w why y0u hate her s0 much

cG: WOAH WOAH WOAH. HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE THERE.
cG: TIE IT DOWN, HIT IT WITH YOUR LITTLE WHIP THING, AND MAKE IT STAY IN ONE GRUBDAMN PLACE A MINUTE.
cG: THE FACT THAT SHE IS A DANGEROUS PSYCHOPATH.
cG: IS AN IMMUTABLE FACT I AM STATING FOR THE RECORD.
cG: IT DOES NOT MEAN HATE IS WHAT IS TAKING PLACE THERE.

aA: i think i understand y0u less and less every day
aA: are y0u w0rried ab0ut my safety

cG: NEVERMIND, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.
cG: YOU'RE ON HER TEAM, IT'S THE OTHER SUCKERS I FEEL SORRY FOR.

aA: this is a friendly game
aA: everything will be fine

cG: YEAH WHATEVER. JUST TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, OK?

copulationGuardian [cG] ceased trolling arboretumAlive [aA]

You're honestly not sure why you did that.

>Be some other guy!

>Be some other guy!

You are now some other guy. What is this other guy's name?

>>5831
>Buffbod McHandsomeface

THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOLLUCKTH!

>Gamzee Makara!!!

>>5831

>Metaphorical Lady-Killer

>Buffbod McHandsomeface

Well, you are pretty damn sexy. But no...

Your name is SOLLUX CAPTOR.

You hate being STRONG.

You are apeshit bananas at computers, and you know ALL THE CODES. All of them. You are the unchallenged authority on APICULTURE NETWORKING. And though all your friends recognize your unparalleled achievements as a TOTALLY SICK HACKER, you feel like you could be better. It's one of a number of things you SORT OF BEAT YOURSELF UP ABOUT for NO VERY GOOD REASON during sporadic and debilitating BIPOLAR MOOD SWINGS. These make you furious. Practically everything MAKES YOU FURIOUS. You have so much rage, it can only be expressed through STAGGERING QUANTITIES OF PHYSICAL VIOLENCE. The kind that ends only in tears and broken keyboards. So many broken keyboards.

You have a penchant for BIFURCATION, in logic and in life. Your vision foretells of whatever is going to happen to you in the next few minutes, and yet unlike the typical sightless prophet of doom, you are gifted with VISION TWOFOLD.

For now.

Your trolltag is twofoldArtillery and you tend two 2peak wiith a biit of a lii2p.

What will you do?

==>

Oh wait, it looks like you have a couple prompts in your PROMPT QUEUE to take care of first.

>Sollux: deal with 2ome 2hiit

Oh right. Ok, this is not a big deal. You probably could have dealt with it while dealing with whoever that other guy was, but the whole thing was starting to FRUSTERATE you. You tend to break things when you get frustrated, so it is always better to stay calm.

Totally calm.

Perfectly calm

OK, so you had your husktop off for the first time in ages, trying to get a little peace, maybe meditate a bit, when all of your husktop was on, Trollian was open, and some guy without a trolltag was yammering on at you in white text. And when you want to know who this white text jerk is, your mad hacker skill completely fail you. Completely. Fail. You have no idea who this guy is and how he go into your computer. Yet. And of course with Trollian open everyone else and their lusus could start messaging you, so of course some other guy you never met starts BMWing about who-knows-what. Urgh.

==>

So FRUSTRATING!

==>

Ok, OK, OKOKOK, deal with white text guy first

Are you alright?
You look a little upset

tA: fiine ju2t fiine.
tA: how are you?

Are you sure? You looked like you were going to have a bit of a freak out there for a moment.

tA: iim fine, ii would be more fiine iif you would 2top pretendiing like you can 2ee me.
tA: who are you 2uppo2ed to be, anyway?

Just think of me as a concerned citizen.

tA: concerned about what?
tA: 2hiit, ii ju2t walked riight iinto that diidn't ii?
tA: you have 2ome load of bull2hiit to 2ell me and ii just gave you the opening you wanted on a siilver platter ju2t 2ugar cube2 and whipped cream floatiing iin a deliiciiou2pool of appleberry-blue 2au2e.

You're a little bit temperamental, aren't you?

tA: who ii2n't?

Don't trolls with blood as high on the hemospectrum as your tend to seek out a stabilizing influence to mitigate their temperamental nature?

tA: what, you mean like a moraiil?
tA: well 2ure but you don't ju2t go down to the moraiil 2tore and piic one up or me22age people at random hoping to fiind romance.

But you were messaging someone last night, right?

tA: who, cc?
tA: 2he's alriight but ii mean ii don't even know her name and 2he 2aiid 2he had a moraiil anyway.

Yes, who, for some reason, was just messaging you.
I wonder what he wants?

tA: 2hiit, really?
tA: what are you gettiing at?
tA: hello?

>Sollux: Pester Eridan

Ugh, might as well get this over with.

twofoldArtillery [tA] began trolling clairvoyAnimus [cA]

tA: ok ii'm back.

cA: oh wwoww i really didnt think you wwould get back to me

tA: yeah ii notiiced that ii thought about ju2t diitchiing you but hey.
tA: you are cc'2 friiend right?

cA: oh right
cA: she said you wwere ok and not like
cA: you knoww a fuckin douche

tA: yeah ii thiink 2he 2aiid 2omethiing 2iimiilarly pa22iive agre22iive about you.
tA: but enough wiith the ple2entariie2 what diid you want to talk about?

cA: wwell nothing in particular i wwas just wwaiting for this flarp grub to spit out some eggs so i can get started wwith this game
cA: i guess i am a little wwound up because i knoww wwere gonna lose here
cA: i just wwant her to havve fun you knoww
cA: she nevver plays wwith me and wwe wwould be so great together

tA: you mean your moraiil?

cA: uhh did she say wwe wwere pale
cA: i mean yeah wwe are i guess i am just surprised she wwould tell a stranger something like that ovver the internet

tA: ii just 2ort of got that iimpre22iion ii2 all.
tA: liike ii get thii2 iimpre22iion that maybe you wii2h you were a liitle...
tA: redder maybe?

cA: wwoah wwoah wwoah
cA: i mean wwhat givves you that idea exactly

tA: ju2t giive me a ye2 or no here ok?

cA: wwell she keeps sayin wwe are destined morails and everything

tA: 2o why do a couple of low-blood2,
tA: iif you wiill excu2e the term,
tA: need two be moraiil2 for anyway2?

cA: thats wwhat i wwant to knoww
cA: i dont think think shes dangerous or anything

tA: ok so what do you 2ay ii help you out and we iimpre22 her.
tA: maybe make her change her miind?

cA: wwait wwhat
cA: wwhy wwould you wwant to do that

tA: look there ii2 thii2 giirl who ii2 leaniing paler than ii would liike ok?
tA: becau2e ii am iincredably dangerou2 and ii thought iif ii could get that quadrant fiiled then,
tA: you know.

cA: so you wwant to steal my morail thats wwhat this is about

tA: fiir2t we make her not your moraiil anymore.
tA: under2and?

cA: not really wwhat are you plannin on doin exactly

tA: me22age me wiith your locatiion when you 2tart gamiing and ii wiill briing you 2omethiing two really iimpre22 her.

cA: this is something game legal right

twofoldArtillery [tA] ceased trolling clairvoyAnimus [cA]

>>5886
Troll the girl who is leaning paler than you would like.

> be the girl who's leaning paler than you would like.

>sollux: troll matesprit

Sollux: Recall how you made peace with your blood being blue, which means that you can never achieve a balance between your two favorite colors.

>Sollux: That lisp is kind of wearing thin, try punching your front fangs out. They'll grow back eventually if you're not happy with it.

>Sollux: replace broken glasses with new ones.

> Sollux: Troll the girl who is leaning paler than you would like.
> Be the girl who's leaning paler than you would like.

Well, surely we can accomplish both these goals at once!

What is this young lady's name?

>>6001

Gamzee Makara.

>>6001

ARADIA! Haha, yes! (If "leaning paler than I would like" means what I think it does, anyway)

>>6001

FUNKY SOUL SISTER

Because look at you, you look like the most awesome parkour dancer this side of Alternia.

>>6001

Ugly Dead 8iiiiiiiitch!

>Sollux: replace broken glasses with new ones.

Wait, hang on a minute. I guess this has to happen.

OK, this girl's name.

>FUNKY SOUL SISTER

Hmm, no, that's not quite it.

>ARADIA!

Yey!

Your name is ARADIA MEGIDO.

You, like many other trolls your age, also have a number of INTERESTS. You have a fondness for ARCHEOLOGY. This may lead you to find a FUTURE CALLING, depending on the discovery of MYSTIC RUINS that may or may not exist and may or may not have anything to do with significant future events.

You are also a fan of a CERTAIN KIND OF ROLE PLAYING, where you exert your natural inclination towards EXPLORATION. You are extremely well versed in ALTERNIAN FLORA and believe the plants and tree to be your aids in your many victorious campaigns.

You hope one of those campaigns will be tonight's!

Your trolltag is arboretumAlive and there is typically a pr0n0unced h0ll0wness t0 y0ur w0rds.

What will you do?

>>6038
>Aradia: Answer that guy you're leaning pale for.

>>6038

>Aradia: Do the robotic satisfaction

>Admire your whip.

>Aradia: Admire your whip.

It is pretty sweet.

Been kind of sick lately, updates will be pretty sparse on the ground until I feel better.

>Crack that whip.
>Give the past a slip.
>Step on a crack.
>Break yo mama's back.

>>6228
Admire those SWEET SOCKS.

>>6229
>If a good time will not last
>You must whip it

>>6230

I read that as SWEET COCKS.
God... goddammit

>Crack that whip.
>Give the past a slip.
>Step on a crack.
>Break yo mama's back.
>If a good time will not last
>You must whip it

Before the cream sits out too long
You must whip it.
When something's going wrong
You must whip it.

If anyone is wondering... yes, I know that is the worst whip animation ever. I have been running around trying to get things in order to buy a condo and lost my whole weekend >.< Also I was never that hot at animating (in case you could not tell)

okay, now finally answer sollux, you left him hanging long enough.

>>6398
>Reflect on how it kind of sucks that your Lusus has yet to hatch.

>Aradia: Examine black feather looking thing on desk