>Karkat. And explain how you managed to survive your larval stage with Jack as a father / parent / existing anywhere near you.

>>5807

Guess that Makes you the almight leader of the group! Ah yes, Karkat Vantas. You'd like to be him but at the momment he's asleep, dreaming of his childhood.

Who's that mother fucker though?

>Be the Gamzee. Eat the Sopor. Get busted by the teacher.

>Gamzee: Reflect on how exactly you got hooked on sopor slime.

you try to enjoy sopor

>>5810
OH SNAP

it's so dark, so alone

HE WAS YOU LOVER!!! WHY?!

Clubs Duece: sew little name tags in the back of all of Karkat's shirts.

Then bring him the lunch you packed for him that he left forgot to bring the morning.

>Gamzee: You know what to do, go Murder Mode on that teacher!

I love this thread = D

>Mrs. Teechur: Properly dispose of sopor, then give a lecture on the dangers of sopor and why eating it in class is wrong.

>Karkat: Ignore this bullshit and sleep.

>Tavros: Ask John about snacks.

>John: Take notes.

>John: Surely you must be questing for Mad Snacks Yo by now.

>Losers: Get hassled by the coolkids.

>>5971
Dave, Terezi and Sollux: Be the coolkids.

>Eridan: Join the Losers.

>>5835
She has this soooo coming

GAH! Curses she has the anti gamzee spray.

fucking teachers.

>>5963
John is to busy thinking about the new nick cage movie. can't speak of it. cars. amazing. 3D

> tavros. attempt to talk about snacks

>FACE TOUCH

John always has the best reactions

-Tav began speaking to John in english-
Tav: John did you have the... uh snacks ready for next 'meeting?'
John: Course i did! Creamy sugar cookies and little nachos just for you.
Tav: T-that's great! i was uh... irragardless of what the cool kids said today d-do you wanna play pokemon?
John: sure sounds like fun. Oh man the teachers nagging, we should listen
Tav: y-yeah.
-conversation ended-

>>6081

>Irregardless

Well Ella, grammar mistakes like that are a diamond dozen in this doggy dog world of ours.

>>6082
Tavros actually says irragardless in Homestuck. It's in-character for him to say it. Everybody on the internet knows irragardless isn't a word by now. XD

>>6082

For all intensive purposes I believe it was intentional.

>>6088

It's a joke, you silly billy.

>>6090

Oh.

>>6090
>>intensive

>>6105

;;;;)

>>6106
It's 'intents and purposes'

>>6148

i'm highly amused by this and almost done the next batch of thingamajiggers

>>6081
If you're Ella B from where I think you're Ella B from...

Class: Take Field Trip.

it's going to be a bit before i can post. like idk how long. but my march break is coming up so bluh

Because of my gone-ness for a wee bit have some family fun idk just... :U

>>6255
>>5976

You are now the cool kids.
Dave strider. the leader. You have always been cool and ironic. now you have your own little club of being cool. The only time you're not cool is when you sneak out and spend time with the nerdberts.
Terezi Pyrope. You're second in command. You are all that is law and order in the school and by god the best dressed in your group. Snazzy ties are your thing. You have a thing for your leader and the leader of tHe LOS-ers,,, but it's because your SICK love to sniff and lick red things.
Sollux Captor. You're the brains of this operation and have all the bitches. all of them. You used to be great friends with karkat in elementary school but you two have gotten distant when you wedgied him with your AMAZING abilities.

You three are planning on ruining the losers day in hopes they wont go on the amazing feild trip to god knows where tomorrow