>John: check computer

montage get ready for school, wear the sweet new clothes you recently got.
fondly regard photo of girlfriend (if already have one)
or
fondly ponder potential girlfriends (if he doesn't have one)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

John: Ponder why you were held back a year and aren't in college instead.

>>6012
why would he need to be held back a year? he JUST turned 18, he was 17 yesterday. as in he started the school year as a 17 year old.

>John: Go see your boyfriend KARKAT VANTAS

>John: Fondly regard your boyfriend's butt.

>What is all this silliness about boyfriends and girlfriends? Go downstairs to chat with your sister and eat (pan)cakes made by your loving father.

oh my gosh i am excited for this.

>>6013 lol inorite? Trufax: I was 18 almost my entire senior year. By April almost everyone in my class was 18 already.

>John: check computer

You hold your computing hands at the ready.

Karkat is the only one online though.

>John: Go see your boyfriend KARKAT VANTAS

Haha, Karkat may be a lot of things, but your boyfriend is not one of them.

OK, the truth is your relationship is... complex.

-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

EB: hey karkat!

CG: OH GREAT.
CG: IT'S JUST THE GUY WHOSE VERY EXISTENCE I WAS DESPERATELY TRYING TO STRAIN FROM THE SPONGY INNARDS OF MY SKULL.
CG: WHAT I REALLY NEEDED TO START THIS DAY OUT CORRECTLY WAS TO CONFRONT THE VERY PUNCHLINE OF THE GRAND JOKE OF MY EXISTENCE,
CG: THE MORONIC, HALF-FORMED MAN-CHILD WHO MANAGED TO WRIGGLE FREE OF HIS MOTHER-HUMAN'S CAVERN THE SAME DAY I EMERGED VICTORIOUS FROM MY TRIALS.
CG: AND HIS INSISTENCE HE REMIND ME OF THIS EMBARRASSING CONNECTION EVERY HUMAN-YEAR.

EB: haha!
EB: happy birthday karkat!
EB: or wiggling day, i guess.

CG: WRIGGLING DAY, ASSHOLE.
CG: AND I KEEP TELLING YOU MY WRIGGLING DAY DOES NOT ACTUALLY TAKE PLACE AT THE SAME TIME AS YOUR PATHETIC HUMAN BIRTHING DAY,
CG: JUST BECAUSE THEY HAPPENED ON THE SAME DAY.

EB: yeah ok I remember.
EB: you are only 9 this year or something.

CG: DAMNIT, A SOLAR SWEEP =/= 2 YEARS.
CG: YOU AREN'T CALCULATING THE EXTRA FEW PERIGEES.

EB: whatever, you are 18 earth years old just like me!
EB: so there! :P

CG: SO YOU ARE FINALLY AN ADULT BY EARTH STANDARDS, HUH?
CG: ARE YOU FINALLY GOING TO MAN UP AND BEG ME TO FUCKING DOMINATE YOUR ASS THE WAY WE BOTH KNOW YOU WANT ME TO?

EB: that
EB: that's a pretty brazen solicitation, karkat!

CG: HOW MANY OF YOUR SILLY EARTH YEARS HAVE WE KNOW EACH OTHER, JOHN?
CG: 5?
CG: 5 YEARS OF YOUR WHINY BULLSHIT,
CG: "I'M NOT A HOMOSEXUAL KARKAT."
CG: "I DON'T HATE YOU KARKAT."
CG: "WELL, MAYBE I LIKE SOME GUYS MORE THAN IS NORMAL, BUT I WOULD NEVER HAVE SEX WITH A DUDE."
CG: "OK ACTUALLY THERE ARE SOME GUYS I WOULD PROBABLY HAVE SEX WITH, BUT I'M NOT GOING TO MARRY A DUDE OR ANYTHING."
CG: "I STILL DON'T HATE YOU KARKAT, I JUST THINK YOU'RE TOTALLY HOT."

EB: i never said that!
EB: and most of those other things i said in confidence to dave.

CG: IT AMUSES ME THAT YOU THINK THERE IS ANY ASPECT OF YOUR WORTHLESS LIFE YOU CAN KEEP SECRET FROM ME.
CG: WE BOTH KNOW I OWN YOU.

EB: ok you're basically just getting creepy now.
EB: and i don't hate you!

CG: I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THAT ANY MORE.
CG: I'M JUST SAYING THAT AFTER ALL THIS BULLSHIT YOU HAVE PUT ME THROUGH YOU OWE ME.
CG: AND MAYBE AFTER I GIVE YOU THE ANGRIEST, MOST THOROUGH, AND BEST FUCK OF YOUR PATHETIC LIFETIME,
CG: EFFECTIVELY RUINING THE ACT OF SEXUAL CONGRESS FOR YOU FOREVER,
CG: SOME OF THIS GOGDAMN TENSION WILL DIFFUSE AND I CAN GET ON WITH MY LIFE.

EB: oh yes us having sex is going to make our friendship completely less awkward.
EB: and anyway i though you and terezi finally hooked up!

CG: DIFFERENT FUCKING QUADRANT FUCKASS.

EB: that's not was terezi said last week, fuckass!
EB: hehehehe.

CG: OK FIRSTLY: THAT IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS.
CG: SECONDLY: MAYBE IF I HAD BOTH QUADRANTS FILLED WE WOULDN'T KEEP FLIPPING BACK AND FORTH, OK?

EB: but i don't hate you so how does that work?

CG: IT WORKS BY I HATE YOU MORE THAN ENOUGH FOR US BOTH.
CG: AND ANYWAY YOU'RE ONE TO FUCKING TALK.
CG: YOUR PALE FLIRTATIONS WITH ME ARE SO BLATANT THEY BORDER ON MOLESTATION, AND YOU ALREADY HAVE THAT SMUG NOOK WHIFFER FOR A MORAIL.

EB: dave is my best bro, not my morail!
EB: why do we have this conversation every time we talk?

CG: I REALLY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR PERVERTED HUMAN PALE-GAMY.
CG: I HAVE A MORAIL TOO NOW, SO BACK THE FUCK OFF.

EB: me back off?
EB: you just propositioned me!
EB: ARGG!
EB: i have to get ready for school.

ectoBiologist [EB] ceased pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG]

>John: montage get ready for school, wear the sweet new clothes you recently got.

No time for that, you have to put on your school uniform!

…

Sometimes you think there may be something wrong with the school board.

>John: fondly regard photo of girlfriend

You sort of used to date your long time friend (and total hottie) Rose, but after your respective parental units started seeing each other it got kind of awkward. Luckily you can still be friends!

Friends that occasionally make-out.

speakin of rose...
>Rose: Have a nice chat with Kanaya.

>Rose: Say hi to Aradia!

>My input was taken
>It resulted in >>6032

Oh god, i love you

CG: AND MAYBE AFTER I GIVE YOU THE ANGRIEST, MOST THOROUGH, AND BEST FUCK OF YOUR PATHETIC LIFETIME,
CG: EFFECTIVELY RUINING THE ACT OF SEXUAL CONGRESS FOR YOU FOREVER,
CG: SOME OF THIS GOGDAMN TENSION WILL DIFFUSE AND I CAN GET ON WITH MY LIFE.

you're the best, the end

>>6039
Haha, I hope so because that chatlog took me longer than, like, all the drawings together. Thank you.

>>6041
That's not too surprising. You seem like a good artist, but the pictures are crazy sketchy except Rose. Not that I'm really complaining.

So wait, are Rose and Dave still siblings, and are Jade and John? Were they all adopted or something? I shouldn't read so much into this.

>John: Go to school.

let's seee...
if Mom and Dad are hooked up in this then rose and john are probably living together. where jade and dave are depends on the status of their guardians. if they are dead then they would also be living in this house. like some kind of fruity rumpus asshole factory. i am also sure that REEXXX is going to expect us to push our pairings.

anyway, on the way to school give us a summary of the other girls that you consider going out with.

>>6043 I am definitely a passable artist when I try! But yeah, the general idea here is for me not to spent forever agonizing over each drawing. I will spend more time on the more important illustrations (more important = sexier), but ultimately these are all going to be pretty loose. Making clean lineart is one of the most time consuming and boring parts of these digital pieces, so I plan on skipping that step here in favor of churning out a crap-ton more.

As far as the sibling situation goes, I will probably explain that. For now I will only say that Mom Lalonde and Dad Egbert are dating, they are not married. They are pretty serious though.

>>6044 Hehe, all the kids in the same house would be a fruity rumpus all right. Can you imagine if Bro Strider were also in the same house? I am basically LMAO thinking about it over here.

Also: hell yes push your pairings. This whole mess is just a back-asswards way of taking requests, really. If I seem bias towards John/ Karkat it is only because Karkat is hella fun to write. I will definitely work in some Rose/ Kanaya and some het too if people want it, but hammering their (Rose and Kanaya's I mean) dialog out is going to be rough!

OK, enough rambling from me, I am out. I will update when I get off work this afternoon.

well, with the wonders of troll quadrents he can have more then one. just put karkat in the blackrom slot and someone else in redrom. like vriska :::;)

John is friends-with-benefits with Rose, who knows what with Dave, Vriska, Karkat, and maybe others?

He is such a playa.

>>6055 I would love Kan with Rose (or Vriska, is she isn't busy with John or Tavros or Eridan or Terezi and wow the list goes on) hahaha, I'm so crack-pairing addicted.

Eridan: Make a half-hearted sexual pass at Nepeta

Unfortunately I came home from work a lot more tired that I thought. So, no Kan/Rose interaction tonight (but definitely later). Instead you get some John derping about gurls.

>John: Go to school. On the way to school give us a summary of the other girls that you consider going out with.

After grabbing a pancake and rushing out the door you start mentally going through all the girls you know your age as you make the trek to Sexytiems High.

Besides Rose the only other human girl you know is Jade, who is like your cousin or half-sister or step half-aunt or something. You only recently found this out, but it should have come as no surprise. The two of you are practically identical! The resemblance is even closer since your orthodontist got done correcting your overbite.

Terezi says that Karkat not-so-secretly thinks that's hot. Sometimes you think you agree! Other times you think the idea is kind of gross. Finding out someone you've known for a long time is related you sure is weird.

In anycase dating her is out of the question.

That leaves you with the half-dozen troll girls you know. First is Vriska. She flirts with you a lot, but she kind of freaks you out. She SAYS she hasn't murdered anyone since leaving Alternia, but she is still really scary sometimes. Almost everyone thinks she's a huge bitch, and even you are often shocked at how callous she can be. Despite that, you still get along really well.

There is also Terezi, but she is with Karkat. Even if she wasn't, you think your best bro Dave has the hots for her.

Karkat says if you ever even think of fucking her without his permission he will literally kill you. He actually said that, in those words. You have no idea what that is supposed to mean.

>Vriska: Ambush John on his way to school using human flirting techniques you totally looked up for this.

>>6087
pretty sure we can only CONTROL john at this time.

John: continue with the exposition, arrive at school right when you are done.

Fondly regard Dave.
Very fondly.

>John: Take the Scenic Route to school, you've got time to kill

>John: Be ambushed by Vriska on your way to school using human flirting techniques she totally looked up for this.

Am I a bad person for wanting some dubiously incestuous and thus appopriately guilty John/Jade in this?

>>6205
ectobiology dude, even the 'NO INCEST!!!' mspa forums say that ecto-siblings don't count.

>>6206

Also the characters are obviously aged up, and Jade in this comic is quite pretty :3

Nepeta seems like a nice girl, and she is pretty cute. You don't know her that well though. She tends to be way too friendly some days then weirdly cool on others. Mostly you only know her because she is friends with Rose, Terezi, and Karkat.

Kanaya seems like a really cool girl. She is really distant and kind of cold, but you can always count on her if you need help with something. Rose and her are pretty close.

You don't know much about Aradia. She is seems really friendly, but it is hard to get her alone. She is really popular with the boys!

All you know about Feferi is that she is extremely enthusiastic about basically everything.

>John: Fondly regard Dave.
Very fondly.

Dave is your oldest and closest friend. He is a devout cool kid, and can be kind of an insufferable prick. You are always around to bring him back down to earth when he gets too full of himself though. Which is several times a day, pretty much everyday. It's big job, but someone has to do it.

Rose helps.

Anyway, he is totally popular with the ladies, and really knows how to rock a suit. He is also probably the only guy at school who does not look completely stupid in the school uniform. Even the jacket (which you are currently not wearing because it is awful in basically every way). Yep, he is a good looking specimen. You would not mind being more like him.

You would also not mind having sex with him. You know, just a couple of times. For funzies.

>Vriska: Ambush John on his way to school using human flirting techniques you totally looked up for this.

Oh man, there he is! Now is your chance!!!!!!!!

Vriska: Joooooooohn! Happy 8irthing Day!
John: oh, hey vriska. how are you?
Vriska: Gr8! I got these for you!
John: oh. uhh... they're really nice vriska.
Viska: I also got you some chocol8!
John: oh, awesome! thank you.

Vriska: C'mon, we 8etter get to school before we're l8!

>Rose: Have a nice chat with Kanaya.

Kanaya: Still Waiting For John To Show Up
Rose: Yes. I am beginning to think it's a futile effort, however. He simply refused to arrive before the bell, despite my best efforts.
Kanaya: You Would Think He Would Have Some More Shame
Kanaya: Being Late Almost Every Day Is One Thing But Dragging You Down With Him Is A Little Rude
Rose: I doubt he means it. He's just a little... distracted.
Rose: Sometime it seems as if he is getting fed a series of commands of various levels of practicality and it takes him time to sort through them.
Kanaya: You Mean He Is In Constant State Of Resisting Following One Of Many Idiotic Orders Issued From The Depths Of His Subconscious
Kanaya: I Think I May Know The Phenomenon To Which You Are Referring
Rose: I get the feeling Karkat occasionally suffers for this affliction. Only it manifests itself more as sporadic bouts of rage rather than confusion.
Kanaya: I Believe Nearly Everything Results In Sporadic Bouts of Rage When It Comes To Karkat

Rose: Oh look, there's John now.
Kanaya: With Virska It Seems
Kanaya: Are Those Flowers
Rose: Red roses and chocolates? Looks like someone is upping the overly-sentimental romantic gestures ante.
Rose: Kanaya?

>Rose: Say hi to Aradia!

Rose: Oh, hello Aradia. Did Kanaya just go inside?
Aradia: yes she just went past
Aradia: the final bell is g0ing to g0 0ff in 3 minutes
Aradia: my first class is 0nly 1 minute fr0m this d00r but y0urs is at least 2.3 and kanays's is 2.7
Rose: No matter, in the time I have spent attending this institution I have studied the habits of it's instructions thoroughly. No such study was needed, however, to discern that Ms. Black is always two minutes late on Fridays.
Rose: And when she does arrive she is a lot more forgiving than normal. I suspect some days she may even be a bit intoxicated.
Aradia: well g00d luck then!
Aradia: i have to get to class

John: Ignore this girl's foolish antics.

>>6218
what? noooooooo.

john: appreciate the gift and be glad she remembered your birthday.

>>6220
to delete a message, check the box to the left of 'Anonymous' and then click the delete button on the bottom right of the page. then repost with your corrected message.

>Vriska: Gloat to self about obvious success in Human/Troll 'relations'.

>John: Saunter to class while eating chocolate and pondering sloppy makeouts with Vriska.

haha, there. I'm getting the hang of this stuff [;K

>Lil Cal: Ambush.

>>6227

Lil Cal: Be Dave's homeroom teacher, much to Dave's chagrin.

> Nepeta: Become relevent.

Sollux: try not to be late putting on your two bondage collars.

John: Attend your first class of the day, with the immensely popular and hot Dave.

>Jade: Follow Dave everywhere awkwardly because you spent forever on that island and don't know how to talk to cute boys in person.

>Bro: Do something awesome.

>>6250
>Bro: Be the teacher with a laughably terrible disguise
>Teacher: what who is bro i am your teacher here have a smuppet

rose: ponder aradia, look at her go

>Bro using smuppets as teaching instructors
>Mr. Garrison style

>SBaHJ: shit, let's be teachers

>John: return Vriska's advancements. School can wait!

>>2464 Seconded.

>>6267 Oops, made a mistake. Meant to link 6264.

Wow, so many prompts. If I had knows how wound up you guys were going to get picking out teachers I would have started an all-ages bs highschool au.

I just picked out a couple of the easy ones for tonight while I work out all this Vriska/John/Dave/Jade insanity.

>Sollux: try not to be late putting on your two bondage collars.

Actually not all the students wear collars. Most of the trolls wear ties instead. You, however, wear both because you have some sort of sick fixation.

>Bro: Be the teacher with a laughably terrible disguise
>Teacher: what who is bro i am your teacher here have a smuppet
>Bro: use smuppets as teaching instructors
>Mr. Garrison style

All of that is going to be difficult seeing as how you are currently the PE teacher! Actually that's a lie, you could be in two places at once if you wanted, but Dave's first period teacher is Ms. Black and she sort of freaks you out.

In your pants.

>Nepeta: Become relevent.

Nepeta is always relevant when shipping is happening!

She is a little preoccupied right now though, so you are going to have to wait for all of her clefur romeowntic plans.

>>6272

>what the fuck is she wearing is that some bizarre lightning bolt skirt OH MY GOG WHAT

>>6272

>eridan?: continue sloppy takeouts

Sollux x Aradia: Be a thing that is happening.

are you saying the first teacher is the black queen? hell yeah!



oh man, WV should totally be social studies teacher. teaching about how to be a good leader and shit.

also, while i do not agree with the nepeta x eridan i do not disapprove ether, so carry on.

>>6273
That was pretty much my reaction.

>>6289
Yeah, I just kept staring at it until I notices there were a pair of legs under her desk.

>Eridan: Fail at this like you fail at everything.

>Ms. Black: Be uncharacteristically early and unforgiving to throw off the smartasses.

>Eridan: stop dreaming and wake up, you'll be late for school!

>>6272
Eridan: get your head into the game! Or in this case, get the game into your head!

What's that you say? More of this completely unasked for and entirely pointless Eridan/Nepeta shit?

>Eridan: Fail at this like you fail at everything.

Yeah, you are failing pretty hard here. It would help if Nepeta would cut you a fuckin break. What is she doing up there, homework?

Man, you wouldn't even be here if Karkat wasn't mad at you again. Not that you know why. Everyone is always mad at you and you never fuckin know why!

Man, this is taking forever.

>SBaHJ: shit, let's be teachers

Luckily no one ever attends this class. Not even the teachers. You can't even remember what subject it's supposed to be.

>Eridan: get your head into the game! Or in this case, get the game into your head!

Ugh, enough fooling around already. You are going to finish what you started here if it kills you.

>Nepeta: Elaborate a second for my readers.

Damnit, you are going to teach this guy to eat a pussy purroperly it it kills you both!

This is your week to 'take care of' Eridan. Basically you and Karkat have been taking alternate weeks keeping him out of trouble ever since Feferi dumped him. You alternate partially because he is truly unbelievable amounts of tiresome, but mostly because you both already have moirails. It is kind of a hard thing to make work without your moirail feeling cheated on! You wouldn't even bother except Karkat is extremely concerned about avoiding anymore high-blood related violent incidences and was wearing himself quite thin trying to be everyone's moirail at once! Naturally he went to you for advice because you are pretty much the best there is at moirallegianceing, and naturally you decided to help him out.

Oh Karkitty, you just care so much about everyone. Under your gruff, hard, crabby shell is the softest, fluffiest...

O-ooh! ~<3

Were... were those fuzzy dice?

Wow, that was weird even for you.

>Eridan: stop dreaming and wake up, you'll be late for school!

Trust me, if you were dreaming this would not be so humiliating.

wow, uh... huh... gimme a minute here, i'm kinda shell-shocked....





okay,
everyone: get to first period.

Man I would make a terrible "first period" joke about Eridan getting blood on his face also but there's no real reason Trolls would have menstrual cycles.

>>6319
it's not blood. just all troll fluids are their color. like karkat had red tears.

>>6321
Thus it being a bad joke.

Rose: Once you and John have separated from Vriska on the way to class, birthday sloppy makeouts.

>Terezi: Become relevant.

>Eridan: recommend Nepeta switch to a different brand of feminine wipe. Or any brand at all.

>SBaHJ: become rellevant.

>Jack Noir: Be the principal.

Aradia: Sexy time with Sollux

>>6327
>Kanaya: Feel like you are missing out on something good.

?Feferi: Be the voyeur, it's you. also fish puuuuns.

>>6337
>Feferi: Bust Sollux cheating.

>equius: walk in on nepeta

>Eridan: recommend Nepeta switch to a different brand of feminine wipe. Or any brand at all.

Yeah right, you can't even talk her into trimming her pubes. You're going to picking taco fur out of your teeth all day.

>Terezi: Become relevant.

Terezi is always relevant when...

Well, Terezi is always relevant. She is the unseen hand behind all sexy partytimes you know.

>Jack Noir: Be the principal.

You are too busy running the prison/orphanage to be principal! Besides, why would you take a job that just involves dealing with more children?

Goddamn lousy trollkids, you hate them all so damn much.

>Sollux x Aradia: Be a thing that is happening.

Oh that is a thing that is happening alright.

>Aradia: Sexy time with Sollux

Huh, what's that Sollux?

Yes, Sollux. He has to be there.

You're just going to have to deal with it.

>>6354
What am I looking at, here?

>>6332
Feminine wipes etc actually are bad for the vagina. It messes up all the stuff going on in there. Vaginas are self cleaning!

The more you know.

>>6355
Very tricky perspective draw _very_ quickly.

Keep staring, I'm sure you'll figure it out!

>>6358
> Equius: Find this humiliating. Need a towel.

>Terezi: move over, already. Give Jade a turn.

>Dave Strider: Sneak off and play Minecraft

>>6366
read my mind

>Karkat: Go on a voyage into space to find your place in the cosmos

Oh. Oh I see it now. 0_0

>Equius: Object feverishly. Don't move a muscle.

>>6364
I second this notion. Also, a bit late, but the fuzzy dice made my day. There is always room for humor at Sexytiems.

blind girl: have nice ass

hhhrrrng I am doing my antsy pants update dance for this adventure!

>Doc Scratch: Be the principle, meddle with students

>>6373
Glad to hear that! Obviously I thought they were hysterical, but after I posted it I started wondering if that was just me being fucked up again. Lol, porn and humor go hand-and-hand with me.

>Equius: Object feverishly.

You object feverishly. Honestly, these sexual antics with Aradia are depraved enough, but involving yet another low-blood, a base and foul-mouthed low-blood, is just too much.

>Equius: Find this humiliating. Need a towel.

Oh, Aradia, she is the epitome of grace and charm, it is truly a mistake of fate that she was born with anything less than the highest of bloods.

And yet, her mind is a marvel of perversity. Every time you think she had concocted a scenario that has brought you to the absolute nadir of respectability, neigh, the nadir of basic decency, she somehow reaches a level lower.

You could really use a towel.

>Equius: Don't move a muscle.

You don't move a muscle. Needless to say, only the STRONGEST of the STRONG could hold so still under these circumstances.

>Terezi: move over, already. Give Jade a turn.

Silly, it's 15 minutes before school starts! Jade is at home! Only trolls are at orphanage/prison right now.

>Orphanage/Prison
Wait what, i am confuse

SHIT! I just now realized that I wrote over the spot where I originally was going to put a "15 minutes in the past" note. Basically starting with Terzi blowing Karkat on we have back-tracked in time to stuff going on while John was chatting with Karkat this morning, before walking to school and talking with Vriska.

>>6399
I will probably explain this maybe. Think 'maximum security orphanage'. How else are you gong to transplant troll-kids from Alternia w/o getting a bunch of people killed?

Horse tranquilizers is how.

(Gamzee is totally on those in this AU)

>Gamzee: Time for your meds.

>Jade: Be the only sane woman at this school who realizes the rampant sex and weird costumes are probably above average for a highschool. Also, what is up with the name? It's hard, being from out of the country and having an outsider's perspective. It's hard and everyone has sex but you.

>feferi: become relevant

>It's hard, being from out of the country and having an outsider's perspective. It's hard and everyone has sex but you.

>It's hard and everyone has sex but you.

>Tavros: Challenge accepted.

>Tavros: be the stud. You have no official filled quadrants but everyone wants to have sex with you.

>>6411
This. For the love of God, this.

>>6400
Ok, that makes sense.
And the kids are with them because they're friends or some shit like that?

>>6411
No thank you. =/

>>6408 >>6411 >>6412 >>6415
You're tearing me apart over hear, guys. Would this (see picture!! :D) be a good compromise?

Apropos of nothing, I had a dream last night that involved Feferi face-fucking the shit out of Tavros. Is that weird? I was thinking of including it here, but it doesn't make a lot of sense relationship-wise and also I just did a cunnilingus scene.

Anyway, you have plenty of time to think it over (and perhaps try to get your way with delicious bribes??), I had blood drawn today and my arm hurts too much to draw.

Just FYI: John is still a virgin in this AU. The plan is for him to loose his V-card during the course of the day. Perhaps multiple times by multiple definitions of virginity! As far as the relative sexual experience of everyone else, I will try and go with whatever you guys want most or whatever fits with the 'story' best as it comes up. Hopefully both those things.

>>6414 The kids' guardians moved them to this planet (Skaia maybe???) for various reasons. They met the trolls and started hanging out because they were all going to the same high school. Jade has been living with John since Dad Egbert discovered they were related and also Jade was being raised by a corpse and a dog, but she acts pretty independently of them (fixes her own breakfast, leaves for school separately when John is being slow, etc). Rose lives with her mom and Dave lives with his brother. All of them are within walking distance of the school, but the orphanage is practically right next door while the human kids have to trek a little bit.

I hope that answers enough questions! Sorry for all the TL;DR in your porn adventure!!

>>6415
Yes thank you.

>>6416
sounds like a good compromise.

>>6416
I think that is an excellent compromise. Tavros is always having sex done to him.

>>6416
It was a good explanation, thanks.

>Carapaced Individuals: Be the Foreign Exchange Students.