>Pester Makris.

>Pathetically swoon over the poster like the hopeless fanboy you are. Self-loathing and jealousy may or may not occur.

lol! cx
>Enter one of your parents

>Develop a complex plot to unite with your one true idol, Flarth

title made me lol xD

>Nyukii: Interrupt Luscah's fanboy session by pestering him.

>Get pestered by the most oblivious sea troll. The one who calls you "brah" even when you're not actually related to her.

While you wait for the other half of your adventure's team to be finished with homework and life stuff, you decide to write risque fanfiction about yourself and your idol.


God, you're as creepy as you're mother.

>>158
You then proceed to make another one about yourself and your Kisemsis because why the fuck not.

Ooohh, Mister Makris~

>Pathetically swoon over the poster like the hopeless fanboy you are.

You are such a creepy creeper. You proceed to swoon and idolize your favorite actress in all of forever.

>>181
>Eridan: Enter your son's room and question his condition.

FLARTH MAJORE? Never heard of'er.

>Elaborate on cause for hopeless fanboy obsession.

>>131
>>149
Your creepy fanboy moment is interrupted by buzzing from your husktop. You're being trolled!

Looks like it's your moirail aaaand... Ugh.

THAT girl. She's probably the most pathetic excuse for a sea troll you've ever met, and you've even met one who can't even swim! At least HE has some semblance of grace, but...

You are not looking forward to this headache of a conversation.

>>230
You decide to put off talking to that pain in the gills and talk to your Moirail first.


Technically, your moirail and the other girl's personalities are pretty similar. You're just a huge hypocrite and ignore that fact about your moirail.

technoHippbee [TH] began trolling chironsPuzzle [CP]
TH: heeeY lu2caaaaH
TH: heeeyyY
TH: how'2 iT goinG?
CP: Hello Nyukii
CP: I am doin fine
CP: Just
CP: Lookin at some stuff
CP: Howw about you
TH: i'M doinG fuckinG greaT!
TH: i ju2T builT a neW hu2ktoP
TH: don'T knoW whO i'M goinG tO givE iT tO yeT
TH: 2lamminG a fuckinG faygO whilE i'M aT iT
CP: That sounds
CP: Err
CP: Interestin to say the least
CP: And before you ask
CP: Yes I am still happy wwith the last husktop you gavve me I don't need another or repairs
CP: Yet at least
TH: oH okaY, gooD
TH: cuZ i wa2 abouT tO fuckinG a2K ehehehE
CP: Yes I knoww
TH: fucK yoU alway2 knoW fuckinG everythinG abouT whateveR i'M alL uP anD abouT tO dO
CP: That's because I am the best moirail
CP: The best
TH: ehehehE fucK yeeaaahhH
TH: <>
CP: <>


The conversation continues in this vein for a while.

>Nyukii: Oh dear, you forgot about that pie in the oven.

>Luscah: Contemplate your quadrants, then take a peek at what THAT girl is bothering you about.

:U;; Forgot to throw suggestions at this... I am the derp, it is me.

Aw darn it Io, that opening picture... It ties in with an inside joke up here.

"Soon your stomach shall swell with my seed.. soon, soon, my sweet, soon..." Said in such a creepy manner, one hand resting upon the stomach of another.

>>419
oh my god

>>391
TH: oH fucK!!
CP: Wwhat
CP: Wwhat happened
TH: mY fuckiN piE i2 burninG!!
CP: I really wwish you wwouldn't eat those things
CP: You should listen to your father
TH: holD oN i gottA gO geT thaT!!

==technoHippbee [TH] is now an idle troll==


Wwelp.

>>445
You decide to admire your filled quadrants.

You have only two.

Your moirail, we have just met.

His name is Nyukii. Leanr more about him here: ../res/390.html

Although the two of you tend to be more than just moirails sometimes...

You just decide to chalk it up to "moirails with benefits."

>>446
Aaaand then there's your Kismesis.



Makris Stralk.

You and he share a parent, who favors you. He is constantly envious of you and hates you for it. You think he is a pain in the ass and enjoy teasing him about his lack of fatherly attention.

This eventually evolved into some very hot and heavy kismessitude.

HOW YOU HATE HIM!

But you think he is the sexiest thing alive. Besides yourself, of course.

Guess you can't put this conversation off any longer.

==nereticUrchin [NU] began trolling chironsPuzzle [CP]==

NU: alo)(a, my fellow sea-bra)(~!
NU: )(ow )(angs it, my man~
CP: Wwhat
CP: Wwhat do you wwant now
NU: just want to see w)(at is going on wit)( my best bra)(, ya know~?
CP: No
CP: I do not knoww
CP: Because I am not your best "brah"
CP: Wwhy do you evven keep talking to me I cannot stand you
CP: To be honest you drivve me up the metaphorical wwall
NU: no need to be so fuckin salty man~
NU: i don't fuckin mean to make you go bananas~
CP: Wwell you do
CP: And this is the fourth time I'vve told you this today
NU: o)( wow really~?
CP: Yes
CP: Did you forget again
CP: That wwas a rhetorical question you do not need to answwer
NU: bra)( w)(at is your beef~?
NU: you can tell me man~
NU: let a load off and lay it on me, bra)(~

>>448
==chironsPuzzle [CP] has blocked nereticUrchin [NU]==
NU: no need to go so aggro on me, brah~...
NU: 8:(

This is the fourth time you've blocked her today.

You just can't get it through her head that you can't stand her!
She just thinks you're lonely and angry and need some hugs and shit.

AS IF!

Realized I forgot some details in the update pic

HOLD ON. It would appear our adventure has been detoured somewhat.

>>184

>FLARTH MAJORE? Never heard of'er.

...uh-oh.

>>487
>Flip the fuck out

>>488

>>489
Oh hey, that symbol on her shirt looks like a mix of Terezi and Vr--
... RUNNING AWAY NOW!

Do you even KNOW how HARD it is to be taken seriously as an actress these days????!!!!

Of course you know. You're FLARTH MAJORE, former GRUB STAR. No one knows better than you. A career as an actress (which is of course the colloquial term for DECEPTIFILMACTRIX) is difficult enough as it is! But when one's overwhelming talent is found so early in life, it's all too easy for those nasty mean-spirited critics to go around calling you a wash-up and a has-been when you're barely out of the pupa! IT IS SIMPLY A CRIME. JUST LIKE THIS PATHETIC "NEVER HEARD OF FLARTH MAJORE" BULLSHIT.

Jealousy! That's what it is! Utter and petty jealousy! There is simply no other explanation. As soon as an adorable grub begins to mature into a beautiful, slim-figured blueblood goddess the insult slinging begins and you're just escorted out of Trollywood because the no-talent pop star/grub television set doesn't want you horning in on their market. It is such a TRAGEDY.

You simply cannot take the pressure. You might have to call the hospital and ask them to prepare an exhaustion treatment. And by "hosptial," you mean spa. And by "exhaustion treatment," you mean "deep cleansing facial and seaweed wrap."

Your trolltag is hilariouslyTragic and you

>speak in grandiose TH34TR1CS, with a flair for OV3R-DR4M4T1Z1NG 4BSOLUT3LY 3V3RYTH1NG!!!!!!!!

>>494
>I love you, marry me.

I-I mean.

>Cheer yourself up how young stars do

>>494
>>503

>i.e. getting crunk and picking fights with rival actresses I MEAN rival DECEPTIFILMACTRIX.

>>494
SHEESH, fine, chill.
>Fondly regard your DECEPTIP- DECEPTIFIM- ACTRESS work.

>Flarth: Practice your acting by yapping like a tiny dog and grinding your rear end on the floor.

[animooted]

You audition for "CHIHUAHUA LUSUS WHICH CARES FOR THE YOUNG STYLISH FASHIONISTA TROLL FROM MURDERLY HILLS GOES ON A HILARIOUS ADVENTURE WITH A SIMILAR CHIHUAHUA LUSUS OF A MUCH LOWER BLOOD COLOR TO THE DELIGHT OF YOUNG GRUBS EVERYWHERE [abbv]" has been perfected. Eat your vascular pump out, Troll Drew Barrymore.

>Flarth: look at your own reflection for hours.

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>>600

Since these are basically the same thing to you, you decide to admire one of your many personal shrines to yourself.

Hello, chaise recuperacoon.

Ahhhh, some of your work. Modeling shoots, film posters, action figures. You are kind of a big deal, after all. You remember when you were in GROUP OF CHILDREN VISIT ECCENTRIC ADULT TROLL'S DELIGHTFUL CONFECTIONARY FACTORY WITH THEIR INEFFECTUAL AND POOR BEHAVIOR-ENABLING LUSII [abbv]. You played the rich, spoiled troll girl. It was such a demanding performance, so far from your true demeanor that it stretched your acting abilities to the brink. You are so proud of that role.

And here's the poster for "YOUNG TROLL RESCUES TINY PORCINE LUSUS FROM CULLING, PROCEEDING TO LEAD IT TO VICTORY AND GLORY AT THE IMPERIAL DISTRICT AGRICULTUAL SLAVE CIRCUS WITH THE AID OF CHARMING ARACHNIDBEAST'S WEB WITTICISMS [abbv]."

You were very nearly nominated for a Golden Grub for this performance. V3RY N34RLY.

>>625
>Far from your demeanor? Yeah right, kid!

>Take off that silly little mask.

>>628

4BSOLUT3LY NOT!!!!!!!!

Do you have any 1D34 how D4NG3ROUS the MOD3RN H1V3HOLD 1S????????

Your precious face must be protected 4T 4LL T1M3S. The masque only comes off for filming and photoshoots.

Besides, you have...other reasons for wearing it.

You look bad without makeup on don't you?

>>629
>Flarth: Reveal that you are blind in one eye.

It's because it's a habit bordering on fetishistic, isn't it.

ADMIT IT

> Flarth: Play with your action figures.

> Practice your autographs; you must maintain readiness for when the throngs of adoring fans will demand your autographed photo. Fans can be SOOOOOOOO demanding!

>wear a different mask. This one is starting to smell.

> Fantasize about an embarrassing crush of your own.

>realize your acting career has gone nowhere as you've gotten older.

>Get trolled by fellow deciptifilmactix/assinger

>>717

Wow I sure do suck at making portmanteaus! I meant "assassinger", not "assinger".

>>631
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You are suddenly plagued by a wave of self-doubt. You can practically feel waves of it assaulting you. Perhaps it'd be a good idea to check on your face beneath that mask. And make sure the grotesque disfiguration isn't making too bad of an impact.

>>746
The suspense! :o

It's absolutely H1D3OUS. This gross and terrible spot marring your 1MP3CC4BL3 B34UTY. Your 3Y3. It's....

>>748
WOAH WAIT WHAT


Who's this emo kid?

>>749
Well, I guess we better introduce this guy.

>>751
You name is--











Just kidding. Back to Flarth.

>Oh just reveal you have a bunch of mutated pupils that all happen to be blind and cover it up with a cool little shade monocle already.

>Get on with it!

>GET ON WITH IT

>GE' ON WI' IT!

>Flarth: Realize that your big light-up FLARTH MAJORE sign was merely cobbled together from the old MATCH GAME '76 sign.

>Troll Gene Rayburn: React violently to these shenanigans.

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You get on with it and do one of these things.

MONOCL3 SM1L3!!!!!!!!

And now we're this kid again. And suddenly in sprite form.

It's not like we're leaving the audience hanging or anything, so we might as well introduce a new character.

>Enter Name

> Bucktoothed Emokid

>>814

>Pretentious Hipsteremofag

>>814

>Aphtur MacSlahphic

Ekikat Seikes

>>814

Notalent McSPOTL1GHT-ST34L3R!!!!!!!!

>>820
YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE.

Pompous Aquadouche.

Gigantic Faggot

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>>823

Your name is ZORION BENONI.

Your lusus is a lionfish names SEIKES.

You stand in your room, looking into your lusus' fishbowl. He doesn't really need it; like most aquatic lusii, he can just float around in the air if he wants to. But he prefers to just sit in there and splash around. It's completely ineffective for anything.

You would show us some of your interests in the form of posters, which were gifts from your mom with pictures from movies the both of you enjoy, but your DIPSHIT, DEMONIC LITTLE BROTHER has a habit of RUINING ALL OF YOUR STUFF in his fits of MANIACAL RAGE. Your posters; alas, their lives were brief.

You have a sort of flair for fashion. You lie about wearing makeup, pretending most of it is natural. You picked up this fashion sense from your father, whom you, unfortunately, do not know very well. You spend most of your time in your room, chatting on trollian and/or writing poetry.

You trollian handle is poignantVersifier
and you tend to SOUND FAIRLY ORNERY MOST OF THE TIME, AND YOU HAVVE A SORT OF FUNNY ACCENT WWHEN YOU TALK.

What will you do?

>Ponder familial ties

>DEMONIC LITTLE BROTHER: Come in and be a SHOCKING REVELATION THAT NO ONE SUSPECTED.

> Scuttle like a crab and piss in the fishbowl.

>>833
No no no!! That is SUCH a STUPID idea!!
You would never do such a thing to your lusus' living space!



And yet... the clear water.
It's so tempting.

>>846
lol he has buck teeth? I didn't know that! cx How cute!

>>851
Zorion has the cutest buck teeth.

> Be extremely self-conscious and angry about your bucked teeth.

>>846
Oh jeez. I've noticed an inability to see the quick two frames between the two here, but without them it looks less flowing.

>go troll Luscah, I'm sure you have a lot of scarf-related topics to talk about.

>>858
Nooo I didn't put those two frames in.
1, it would have taken me another hour(this took me 2 1/2 hours to trace)
2, the rescources I have would have made the frames move TOO slowly. So, it was better to just be cheap and only do two frames. I am sorry!