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Anonymous 10/11/15(Mon)01:03 No. 130

((I've never tried anything like this so I don't really know how this will go))

Your name is CRADEN ARAXUS. You suffer from a large degree of ANXIETY and are startled easily by SUDDEN NOISES. You would be a SHUT IN if that wasn't a very common thing on Alternia to be. You care too much about how you are PERCEIVED BY OTHERS and constantly think of ways to CHANGE YOURSELF though you never actually do it.

You have a few INTERESTS. You spend most of your time MAKING LISTS OF POINTLESS THINGS. You usually DELETE THEM SO NO ONE FINDS THEM, though you're not sure exactly who would. You collect a large number of MOVIES AND VIDEO GAMES that you NEVER END UP WATCHING OR PLAYING. Your hive is in the middle of a LARGE FOREST that you have rarely ever been outside of. When you do leave, it is never for very long. You do enjoy exploring the forest, though and have a fondness for the WOODLAND CREATURES that don't manage to be eaten by your lusus, a large Alternian owl. But you don't like the bigger creatures of the forest. Like most other things they SCARE YOU.

Your SOCIAL LIFE outside of pestering other trolls on your computer is unsurprisingly NON EXISTENT. It's been a long time since you visited any other troll or another troll visited you and you're NOT SURE HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT.

You're sure others find your own description to be BORING and MELODRAMATIC. They're probably glad it's almost over.

Your trolltag is silentOrator and you speak in a predictably nervous manner (i wonder if it shows) and constantly speak to yourself in parentheses (i should stop that) at the same time as talking to other people (is this annoying to them? it probably is).

What will you do?

>>	Anonymous 10/11/15(Mon)01:56 No. 138 >Eat some of that cheese in the top left there.

>>	EarthyAran 10/11/15(Mon)17:08 No. 153 >make some lists

>>	Anonymous 10/11/16(Tue)12:36 No. 165 File 128992896333.png - (63.83KB , 650x450 , craden0002.png ) >>138 What, your FIREWOOD? This isn't cheese. This doesn't taste like cheese. ...does it?

>>	Anonymous 10/11/16(Tue)12:37 No. 166 File 128992902435.png - (64.18KB , 650x450 , craden0003.png ) You suppose it couldn't hurt to try. You've never tried to eat it before, who knows what you've been missing out on.

>>	Anonymous 10/11/16(Tue)12:41 No. 167 File 128992928174.gif - (27.73KB , 650x450 , craden0004.gif ) Okay, yeah. Bad idea. Tastes like...hard and sharp.

Anonymous 10/11/16(Tue)12:46 No. 169
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>make some lists

On the other hand, it's given you a new idea for a list. So it wasn't a completely stupid thing to do.

Well it was. But you'll still get a list out of it dammit.

You open the folder where you store your lists on your computer. Nearly your entire hard drive is occupied by your list files.

Let's see, "Things that don't taste like cheese" sounds good.

Wait...

>>	Anonymous 10/11/16(Tue)12:47 No. 170 File 12899296467.png - (88.57KB , 650x450 , craden0006.png ) Apparently there's already a list called that. Huh.

>>	Anonymous 10/11/16(Tue)12:54 No. 171 File 128993008285.png - (32.47KB , 650x450 , craden0007.png ) And firewood is already on the list. Hmmm.

>>	Anonymous 10/11/16(Tue)12:55 No. 172 File 128993014016.png - (88.36KB , 650x450 , craden0008.png ) Guess that saves time then. Hopefully the next time you try to eat your firewood you'll remember this. Unlike this time.

>>	EarthyAran 10/11/16(Tue)21:10 No. 186 >try to eat fire woodagain, and then go to make a list about things that don't taste like cheese, then remeber you already made one and firewood was in it, repeat

>>	Anonymous 10/11/16(Tue)21:18 No. 187 > Troll someone DAMMIT

>>	silentOrator 10/11/18(Thu)20:08 No. 258 File 129012890665.gif - (71.15KB , 650x450 , craden0009.gif ) >try to eat fire woodagain, and then go to make a list about things that don't taste like cheese, then remeber you already made one and firewood was in it, repeat

>>	silentOrator 10/11/18(Thu)20:10 No. 259 File 129012905059.png - (17.58KB , 650x450 , craden0010.png ) You really wish you had something better to do.

>>	silentOrator 10/11/18(Thu)20:11 No. 260 File 129012910213.png - (88.00KB , 650x450 , craden0011.png ) The worst part is that this is the most productive you've been in weeks.

>>	inexplicableSigns 10/11/18(Thu)20:45 No. 261 >Look out window, discover plot.

>>	isotopian 10/11/23(Tue)19:49 No. 354 > Find someone to troll.

silentOrator 10/12/02(Thu)00:19 No. 605
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>Troll someone

You decide that no matter how many times you go back to that wood, it's still going to be wood and more importantly, not very cheese flavored.

Maybe you can try again later but you're starting to taste blood from all the splinters on your tongue so you'll hold off on that for awhile.

You start up Trollian. Let's hope your computer feels like cooperating this time.

silentOrator 10/12/02(Thu)00:23 No. 606
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Let's see...not much smoke, this is good...

Your friend who helped you make this computer said that he had "2een better computer2 floatiing iin a load gaper". You've never been sure if that's good or bad.

Alright, looks like Trollian booted up without even a fire this time. Now what?

>>	Anonymous 10/12/02(Thu)03:52 No. 610 >>606 >Wonder why there's another one of you standing over there.

>>	silentOrator 10/12/02(Thu)20:27 No. 638 File 129133963261.png - (87.07KB , 650x450 , craden0014.png ) >>610 What? Wonder why there's-What?

>>	silentOrator 10/12/02(Thu)20:28 No. 639 File 129133968027.png - (84.90KB , 650x450 , craden0015.png ) >>638 Okay, look, Mr. Disembodied Voice, I've been eating wood all day for you. But if you're just trying to scare me...well it's working.

>>	inexplicableSigns 10/12/04(Sat)02:08 No. 671 >>639 He'S BehinD YoU! N-O, I-'M KiddinG, He'S OveR B-Y ThE WooD.

>>	silentOrator 10/12/07(Tue)02:45 No. 759 File 12917079311.png - (48.62KB , 650x450 , craden0016.png ) >>671 Oh, over by the wood. I get it. Hahahahaha.

>>	silentOrator 10/12/07(Tue)02:46 No. 760 File 129170797887.png - (48.86KB , 650x450 , craden0017.png ) >>759 Gee, I wonder if the wood tastes like cheese. Hahahahaha. Here, let me save some time on what's coming next.

>>	silentOrator 10/12/07(Tue)02:46 No. 761 File 129170799836.png - (48.93KB , 650x450 , craden0018.png ) >>760 Hahahaha-wait, what

>>	silentOrator 10/12/07(Tue)02:48 No. 762 File 129170808548.png - (48.94KB , 650x450 , craden0019.png ) >>761

>>	silentOrator 10/12/07(Tue)02:48 No. 763 File 129170809645.png - (48.68KB , 650x450 , craden0020.png ) >>762

>>	silentOrator 10/12/07(Tue)02:48 No. 764 File 12917081086.png - (48.90KB , 650x450 , craden0021.png ) >>763 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	silentOrator 10/12/07(Tue)02:51 No. 765 File 129170826258.png - (65.91KB , 650x450 , craden0022.png )

>>	EarthyAran 10/12/07(Tue)22:39 No. 780 >>765 CABLE IS OUT! Change the channel or something!

>>	inexplicableSigns 10/12/08(Wed)23:39 No. 805 >>764 Don'T JusT StanD TherE YoU FooL! StrikE FirsT, StrikE TruE!

>>	Anonymous 10/12/09(Thu)01:11 No. 809 >Punch future clone in the snout to establish superiority.

>>	silentOrator 10/12/20(Mon)02:57 No. 1135 File 129283183681.png - (5.17KB , 441x238 , preview.png ) Sorry about the delay, been busy. Here's a preview of more characters that will show up soon!