Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness!!!!!

You don't have aaany injuries!!!!!

You counted out 5 exclemation marks for the 5 people you are definately going to tell today!!

Well that was silly! And for you, kind of dangerous.
You should get some clothes on and pretend you didn't just explode out of your RECUPERACOON like that.

Your name is ISAZ CRYOS. You have a variety of hobbies, including INVENTING THINGS TO MAKE YOU STRONGER. You were born RIDICULOUSLY WEAK, which led you to live in the cold north of Alternia. You take an interest in STORIES OF EXCEPTIONAL LOYALTY, and express particular love for HIGHER BLOOD CASTES. A piece of your hair is dyed a regal pink to show your EVERLASTING LOYALTY, even though your friends say it makes you look like a douchebag.
Your messenger handle is littleIceblink and you ttend tto uh stutter and ddont use ppunctuation
You are also an EXTREME PUSHOVER and STUPIDLY GULLIBLE.

You feel great! Even if something horrible happened today, you feel like you could take it on.

What do you do?

>_

>Ingest many fine cheeses in celebration.

>>1354
You don't have any CHEESE! You only eat the food AZIM brings you, and she only brings you things she's hunted.

There are still at least 3 dead trolls in your freezer. You're still not sure if she wanted you to eat them.

Just thinking about that cooled container full of rainbows makes you lose your appetite.

>>1355
>Ingest many fine sopor slimes.

>Isaz: Bleat like a sheep and puke on your recuperacoon.

OR

>Isaz: Check Trollian - maybe someone will be on who will find you worthy enough to talk to!

>Azim: REVEAL YOURSELF

>>1357
>Isaz: Bleat like a sheep and puke on your recuperacoon.
You make a goat-like moan as the rainbow locker of freezer-burned corpses finally gets to you.

But you can't puke on your RECUPERACOON! It's unsanitary!

>>1357
>Isaz: Check Trollian - maybe someone will be on who will find you worthy enough to talk to!

You don't use Trollian all that often, since it's not compatible with one of your friend's messengers.

Looks like no one has wanted to talk to you since last night.

Azim should be hunting right now, so you can't really bother her on the messenger or walk down to her hive.

Two of your contacts are online.
*spadeRash
*Breadtop

>Isaz: Contact breadTop immeadiately!

>>1443
>Isaz: Contact breadTop immeadiately!

This is your friend who uses that weird messenger!

littleIceblink:
*ummm
*hello
*are you there??

Breadtop:
*hey Izzy

littleIceblink:
*8:)

Breadtop:
*adorable
*did you just wake up? How are you feeling?

littleIceblink:
*great!!!!!
*well i ppuked in my mouth
*bbut im not hurt anywhere!!!!!

Breadtop:
*wow you're using 5 of those
*uuhhhh

littleIceblink:
*8:?

Breadtop:
*nothing
*you should talk to bI about it

littleIceblink:
*okay
*how are you??

Breadtop:
*kinda stressed, I guess
*might need a backrub

littleIceblink:
*nooooooooooooo
*i ddont want tto ggive you a bbackrub

Breadtop:
*why nooooooot
*don't you have weird inapropriate fantasies
*I do
*my favorite one is where I give you a ring, and then we have consensual intercourse in the missionary position
*after that we cuddle and talk about our feelings

littleIceblink:
*youre making fun of me again

Breadtop:
*hahaha
*why are you so freaked about having a matesprit anyway
*just fill a pail and then go do your thing

littleIceblink:
*i ddont have the organs yet
*i need to gget surgery ddone

Breadtop:
*you can be in an asexual relationship until then, though.

littleIceblink:
*i ddont know it feels weird
*kkismesis ttoo
*i like making moirails bbecause i am helping and i ddont have tto be intimate

Breadtop:
*well if it makes you feel better, you would be pretty normal in our world
*except horns and skin color
*we are pretty colorful!

littleIceblink:
*that would bbe nice 8:)

Breadtop:
*I guess no one would care anyway all things considering
*I don't want you to come here though
*it'd be bad for you
*though I still want to see you

littleIceblink:
*8:?
*i send ppictures all the ttime

Breadtop:
*it's not the same as the real thing though
*and you can't do things with a picture that you can do with a real body

littleIceblink:
*are you tteasing again

Breadtop:
*HAHAHAHAHA

littleIceblink:
*stop ddoing that
*i will gget a matesprit when i feel i am ready
*!!!!!

Breadtop:
*man that dronething is going to kill that shit out of you
*good luuuuuuuuuuuck

littleIceblink:
*8>:(

>>1448
What a jerk! She always makes fun of you! But you guess that just means she's worried.

You like talking to her anyway, because she's the only one you can really stand up to! You already feel braver.

Unfortunately, you can't talk to Azim, because Azim is hunting. If you try to go outside and find her, she might accidentally kill you.

Now what?

This is cool.

>Try spadeRash

>>1448

>littleIceblink:
>*i ddont have the organs yet
>*i need to gget surgery ddone

>Isaz: Explain your shocking lacking of sexual organ.

>>1469
>Isaz: Explain your shocking lacking of sexual organ.

The ones you had when you were born didn't work. Your GRUB APPENDAGES just kind of dangled off your body instead of receding like a girl's or falling out like a boy's, and had to be removed with the organs, making you TECHNICALLY SEXLESS.

Unlike most trolls, you apparently never went through trials to recieve a LUSUS. You say "apparently", because your most recent memory is being strong enough to climb out of your RECUPERACOON and finding yourself in a frozen tundra.

In general, you are pretty much a FREAK OF NATURE.

Breadtop is the only person allowed to know about any of this, because Breadtop is not a troll.

> Express your current desires through interpretive dance.

> Elaborate further on inter-universal chat and troll biology!

>>1484
Oh gog, an incomplete molting, that's kinda gross. Yer gonna get culled for sure. No wonder you're hiding out north of the treeline; the Imperial Drone almost never goes out there. almost

Whatever happened to that strong-making device you built yesterday? I thought for sure that thing was gonna break you.

>>1521
You have no idea what CULLING means. That is one thing among many Azim forbids you to talk about, like how you're not allowed to talk to anyone besides people Azim introduces you to.

You don't mind though, because you still have lots of friends!

But...sometimes it is a little exhausting being her MOIRAIL. She's so demanding! 8<:0

>Whatever happened to that strong-making device you built yesterday?

Azim's LUSUS ate it. You feed all your failed projects to it.

Speaking of which, there it is now! If it's wandering around your hive during Azim's hunting time, it must be night. Night-creatures are little insects to Azim. She doesn't need backup for them.

Since it's night, you can venture outside your hive without getting SNOWBURNED! Maybe you can go for a stroll and let the cold air wake you up.

>_

>Go outside and frolic with your beloved lusus.

>>1658

>Isaz: If Azim's Lusus is outside, she must be nearby. Go say hello! And ask her why she keeps storing dead trolls in your fridge, it's really putting off your appetite :|

> Elaborate on your biology!

>Isaz: Go outside and greet your moirail's lusus.

You throw two handheld messaging devices into your ridiculous sylladex and climb out of your CLIFF-SIDE HIVE.

lusuuuuuuuuuuuus

huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug!!!!!

There is simply no better lusus than this one. Sometimes you like to pretend she belongs to you. You feed her and take care of her, and when she protects Azim it feels like you are protecting her too.

...Uuggghhh! This guy always waits for the worst possible time to talk to you!

He lives miles away, but you bet he has cameras installed in your hive or something equally creepy.

You could always ignore him, but if he's Flarping, it wouldn't take him long to come down here and physically hurt you in some way.

Jump back down and talk to the douche.

>>1932
>>1933

>Bring Jellymom with you.

>>1933
>>1939
causticAtmosphere:
*eeeeezzyyyyy

littleIceblink:
*uhm
*hello

causticAtmosphere:
*No teeseng tonight, E promise.

littleIceblink:
*are you sure

causticAtmosphere:
*Positive!
*So rest your lettle head.
*hehehe

littleIceblink:
*why are you so nice ttoday

causticAtmosphere:
*Just beeng careful
*Azim's pretty pissed et me!
*hehehe

littleIceblink:
*what ddid you ddo
*8:C

causticAtmosphere:
*Oh, E was jest late.
*I cen't get beck by teneght.
*Obviously.
*hehehe
*she hed to swetch her plen around.

littleIceblink:
*oh no is it that ggame thing again
*i thought she would ddrop it
*were ddoing it ttonight
*?????

causticAtmosphere:
*What ere you eseng 5 of these for?
*Tannin es dead.

littleIceblink:
*wwhat

causticAtmosphere:
*whoops
*hehehe
*She's net off en her crezy bloodlust teredes.
*Again.

littleIceblink:
*why would she kkill him though
*she ppromised she wouldnt kkill friends
*even if they werent friends
*respect for each other is important
*!!!!!
*8:C
*!!!!

causticAtmosphere:
*It's fer the geme.
*Apparantly she wants te break it.
*She knews nothing ebeet it, frem what E cen gather.
*hehehe
*Your lettle otherworld freend is e part ef it.

littleIceblink:
*8:C
*how

causticAtmosphere:
*No edee.
*They're pleyeng though!

littleIceblink:
*what is an edee
*ccan you pplease not ttype with all those es
*we bboth know you ddont ttalk like that

causticAtmosphere:
*hehehe
*I hope you have your game copy!
*We're starting in 2 hours.
*It's pretty great that I screwed up though, sR hates me.

littleIceblink:
*she hates everything
*i think i have my ggame ccopy
*ggood luck

causticAtmosphere:
*yep
*I hope you live
*We cen have seme good end black temes together
*d:]
*HEHEHE

littleIceblink:
*ddo you even know what it feels like tto experience anger
*im kkind of ccurious
*mostly i see you hurting ppeople bbecause you think its funny
*and thats not how kkismesissitude works

causticAtmosphere:
*Aren't ye a ppertyppeeper.
*see you soon
*hehehe

littleIceblink:
*8:C

--causticAtmosphere has logged off--


Man, you really are slightly irritated by but not quite hate that guy.

Tannin was Azim's kismesis and a good friend of yours. He called you lowblood scum often, like a highblood should.

You are sad and confused, but if Azim killed him, she must have a good reason! You're not sure why it would relate to the game, but you trust her.

>>2004
Might as well ask sR if she can explain about the game. cA missed most of the memos, and you have a hard time following.

littleIceblink:
*ddid you know about the ggame
*that is in 2 hours
*hello
*????

...She's not answering?

Flip the fuck out.

> Fuck the flip out.

>Flip the fuck out.

You completely lose your shit.

Oh look, it's the ice-suckling boygrub.

You continue to lose your shit in his general direction.

spadeRash:
*!!WHAT!!
*!!WHAT IS IT!!
*!!WHAT POSSIBLE REASON COULD YOU HAVE FOR CONTACTING ME WHILE I'M ARM FUCKING DEEP IN FINFUCKER GUTS!!

littleIceblink:
*im sorry
*is this a bbad ttime
*you seem kkind of upset

spadeRash:
*!!YES I'M UPSET!!
*!!I'M FEELING PRETTY FUCKING BLACK, AND I'VE GOT NO CLUBS TO KNOCK ME DOWN!!
*!!I AM DRINKING FUCKING SOPOR SLIME IN THE SKULLS OF MY ENEMIES!!

littleIceblink:
*what

spadeRash:
*!!AND I'VE HEARD NOTHING ABOUT A FUCKING GAME TAKING PLACE!!
*!!Of course she wouldn't CHECK if I were at HOME or maybe at the GODDAMN FUCKING CAPITAL, 10 MILES AWAY!!
*!!The only way I could GET to my hive ON TIME was if I stole a FUCKING BATTLESHIP!!

littleIceblink:
*i ddistinctly recall ddeath bbeing involved
*if you ddont gget in in ttime

spadeRash:
*!!you have to be FUCKING KIDDING ME!!

littleIceblink:
*ill jjust set it up so you ccan jjump in since youll bbe late
*im sure an extra hour isnt ttoo bbad
*maybe

spadeRash:
*!!oh FUCK OFF!!
*!!I swear to god if THAT LAZY ASSHOLE IS THERE!!

littleIceblink:
*you ddont have tto ttake ccare of him
*hes here right now
*at azims
*pplease gget bback in ttime
*bbut uh
*why are you at the ccapital

spadeRash:
*!!BECAUSE I'M IN FUCKING PRISON!!
*!!Well good luck DYING HORRIBLY for me I guess!!
*!!HA HA FUCKING HA!!

--spadeRash has logged off--

Might as well introduce yourself while you're losing your shit.

Your name is IRA ERYTHEMA, and you are CONSTANTLY IRRITATED.
Like most of your friends, of which you have few, you do not have a 6/6 NAME. You never really got why it was so important, but that brown asshole likes to mock you for it. Also like most of your friends, you have a strange coloration; VIVID SAFETY-ORANGE EYES. They're just bloodshot, so no one actually gives a shit.
Your MAROON BLOOD and BOYISH LOOKS has led many a troll to assume weakness of you, and constant scuffles has resulted in you having an admirable talent at WEAPONLESS MELEE BATTLE. You pretty much destroy anyone (under 6 sweeps) who opposes you.
You also have a variety of HOBBIES, such as ACTION FLICKS and EMOTIONAL COMING-OF-AGE STORIES. You wish your stupid little ice-suckling boygrub of a friend would come of age in an impressive show of bravery and action, but he is just too much of a gullible little pushover.
Your messenger handle is spadeRash and you tend to !!make up for your deadpan voice by TYPING in a provoking MANNER and put all ACCENTED words in CAPS regardless of how WEAK the ACCENT is.!!

You are normally composed and slightly aggravated, but today you are ABSOLUTELY PISSED. Two days ago you attacked an IMPERIAL DRONE for a challenge. You understandably lost, and understandably got arrested. In retrospect, it wasn't the brightest idea you've ever had.

Currently you're flipping the fuck out inside an interragation room with two highblood corpses you disposed of yourself, and armed guards way out of your league in the hall. You also have a THROBBING HEADACHE.

Well what now.
>_

>>2063

Mutation without a clear advantage? That's a cullin'
Assaulting an Imperial Drone? That's a cullin'
Killing two of the nautical aristocracy that were guarding you? You better believe that's a cullin'

>That's a cullin'
You pretty much figured the interrogation was purely show, and you are definitely going to die in the end. Unless you escape, you're going to have to do it in a blaze of glory. You're absolute shit at using weapons, so that won't be too hard.

...And you don't have a mutation, you just stress your eyes out. You pop blood vessels like a small child with bubble wrap.

The futility of your situation slightly calms you down, but you're still on pins and needles.

>Ira: Wonder why there's a computer in the interrogation room.

Alternatively

>have one of your FEW FRIENDS bust you out in a show of bravery and action, with a few explosions for effect.

>>2066
>At some point: Strangle a guard using handcuffs like the guy from "No Country For Old Men."

>Ira: Wonder why there's a computer in the interrogation room.

It's for writing, and now for chatting since you installed SNI Messenger.

There's some extra controls in here, weird. They're all unlabeled.

>>2086

>Ira: You mess with those controls right now young lady!

> It's obviusly an RGB colorur, a variable with a max and a min, and a variable thats either extending infinitely or is cyclic.

>Ira: You mess with those controls right now young lady!
There is pretty much no way you aren't going to play with these controls.

You hear a very loud sound. The building shakes.

>Investigate the source of the noise or the crack in the wall.

> Do it again, and again, and gain. Rhythmically, at about the frequency the building might resonate with.

>>2115
>>2116

>Ira: Mess with all of the controls. All of them.

>Ira: move it back and forth.

You don't have a name, or hobbies.
You are an experiment on genetic material to create LIGHT-SENSITIVE TROLLS. You are tested along with CONVICTS OF LIGHT OFFENSE.
You don't have a trolltag or quirk.
You're currently drugged out of your mind and generally DEAD INSIDE.

Your GENETIC CLONES have noticed something, probably the RHYTHMIC HAMMERING that has been going on for the past 5 minutes.

>>2193
You are seriously way to drugged up to notice.

>>2194

>>2195
This works too!

You have totally waken up from your blind rage.

>_

Zl33p.

>>2195
WTF has happened to that grub clone?!

>>2193

Light offense, haha.

wait, why are they testing for light sensitivity? Trolls are nocturnal because they can't stand the sun, except for a few of them like Kanaya. Wouldn't doing experiments on individuals that are capable of withstanding sunlight make more sense?