>>1870
XI: haha i enjoy new sweep day!!!glub:)
XI: but coffee...
XI: what does it taste like???

KK: it tastes delicious, stupid.

>>1871
IP: It's bitter
IP: but I c^n't seem to get enough of it.
IP: It h^s ^ pretty complex fl^vor.

>>1872
IP: Seems ^ little unc^lled for.

-- xenoDefender [XD] has entered the chat --

XD: i have 6een fucking picking potatoes all day
XD: my mind = 6lown
XD: how 's there even that many potatoes?
XD: howwwww?!

-- tangentDiscotheque [TD] entered the videochat --

TD: *hey_my_friends_how_goes_it
TD: *everyone_just_groovy_today

>>1887

XD: what the fuck
XD: groovy?

>>1890

TD: *yeah_man_like
TD: *grooooooovy_man
TD: *are_you_grooving_with_your_life_today_man_is_what_im_asking

>>1891
XD: i'm not grooving anything.
XD: i plan on never grooving anything.

CD: what does groovy even mean?
CD: ive always wondered that

>>1894
XD: it means really super fucking stupid
XD: or atleast in my head it does.

CD: i see...
CD: i think you may be pullin my leg er somethin
CD: but i dont think it really matters
CD: oh well

No I can't draw anything consistently shut up

O-H MaN I-S I-T -A- NeW SweeP AlreadY?
TimE FlieS, -I- SupposE.
HappY NeW SweeP!

-- crimsonTorchbearer [CT] has entered the chat --

CT: Newsweephasalreadyarrived?Goddamnit.
CT: that'swhathappenswhenthingsdon'tgo asplanned.
CT: Buthey,atleastI founda bettereyecam.
CT: so yeah,I'mback.
CT: whatdidI miss?

OBJECTION. Even if Alternia's solar cycles were only 2 times as long as Earth's, this is an odd-numbered Earth year, meaning trolls are only half way through the sweep. Unless of course, the 6 being the troll equivalent of 13 means that they grow up faster.

>>1903

YUH-OH!!

LOOKS LIKE WE GOT BUSTED!

It doesn't have to be in exact timing with Alternia. Besides, the trolls wouldn't be here if we go on official time, because they all would be busy being dead.

>>1902
XD: you missed the 6ig 'groovy' wondering
XD: we are still now sure what it means.

[youtube] >>1903
IP: F^scinating.
>>1908
IP: I've got kind of ^ rough ide^ here.

-- appliedUnobuntium [AU] entered the videochat --

AU: HALF SWEEP, HUH? S0UNDS L1KE A GAS.
AU: N0T THE DANGER0US K1ND TH0UGH.
AU: THAT W0ULDN'T BE ANY FUN.
AU: N0 N0T AT ALL.

>>1919
XD: 6etter than fucking potatoes.
XD: i would rather deal with gas than spuds.

>>1921
CD: yeah
CD: we get it
CD: you dont like spuds

CD: so anyway
CD: my wrigglin day is comin up
CD: im gonna be joinin the armada
CD: kinda nervous

>>1923
XD: woah, i thought i was the only one who was almost old enough to get a jo6
XD: the armada sounds cool 6ut i dont really know what i want to do yet.

>>1941
CD: the only thing i could qualify for was footsoldier
CD: im cool with that actually
CD: i should be shipping off soon
CD: dont know what ship yet

>>1942
XD: foot soldier doesnt sound that 6ad
XD: i 6et it 's pretty cool

>>1942
AU: Watch f0r bullets. 1t's a rub and a tug s0rt 0f feel1ng.
AU: Wh1ch 1s k1nd 0f funny, actually.
AU: 1t sh0uld really feel m0re l1ke a burn1ng stab that tw1sts upward after d1gging 1nt0 y0u.
AU: All 0f wh1ch 1s st1ll very treatable, 0f c0urse.

>>1953
CD: oh ive been shot before
CD: you wanna' see?
CD: cool huh

>>1968
AU: 0h. 0h my.
AU: 1 want t0 make a w0rr1ed face. 1 d0n't kn0w why.
AU: [0W0]
AU: N0, that l00ks dumb.
AU: [0_0]
AU: 1 am cur10us, th0ugh. H0w d1d y0u get such a scar?
AU: 1t must be qu1te the st0ry.

>>1971
CD: oh
CD: actually i dont remember where i got that one
CD: i got lots of scars
CD: hard to keep track you know?

>>1978
AU: Well...
AU: N0.
AU: 1'm s0rry t0 say 1 can't relate.
AU: Maybe back 1n the past, when 1 had a b0dy.
AU: 0r was sure 1 had a b0dy.
AU: 1nvad1ng 1s t0ugh w0rk, y0u kn0w.
AU: T1p. Make sure y0u aren't the f1rst 0ne 0ff the sh1p.
AU: D0h0h0. 1 made a rhyme.
AU: [0u0]

EP: Hewwo, I suppose.
EP: Is this the part whewe I teww about mysewf.

>>2019
CD: sure
CD: go'head!
CD: nice t'meet you
CD: im caelum

>>2020
EP: Hewwo, I guess.
EP: I'm Sawtus.
EP: Does anybody here fwawp?

((translation: I'm Saltus.))

>>2021
CD: hell yeah i flarp
CD: all the time actually
CD: you got a cool flarpin persona
CD: im a bandito


CD: whats with the w anyway?

>>2022
EP: I am a CATASWOSWAYEW.
EP: And dont hate on my w's
EP: It's because of my teeth.
EP: I have bad teeth okay.

((Translation: Catastroslayer))

>>2023
CD: oh i wasnt hatin er nothin
CD: just curious
CD: but thats cool
CD: you up fer a match?

>>2024
EP: Heww yes!
EP: That wouwd fucking wock.

>>2025
CD: coool
CD: yer camera workin?
CD: i like to see my opponents before they become unrecognizable


I'm considering drawing the two fighting

>>2025
ES: Hey faggots whazzup
ES: 1,m busy sett1ng up some f1reworks.
ES: They,re fuck1ng awesome.
ES: DOUBIE F1REWORK RA1NBOW AII ACROSS THE SKY
ES: YEAH YEAAAAAAAAAAH SO 1NTENSE

>>2027
EP: Is this thing wowking?
EP: Jeez I hope it is.

>>2028
EP: Dude, thats weawwy gay.
EP: Wainbows awe for giwls.

>>2030
CD: well aint ya a cute little thing
CD: itll be a shame t'blast ya to pieces D:C
CD: heh heh heh just kiddin
CD: but really you wanna' flarp then? [:C

>>2031
EP: Why is everwyone obsessed with cawwing me cute. {:|
EP: But whatevew, yeah man, wets do it.

>>2028
IP: This is working b^ckw^rds from the dumbest thing I've ever re^d.
IP: W^nt to try th^t ^g^in using re^l words?

>>2032
Kay what weapon does little miss lisp use?

>>2042

mister* ;3
and he uses Giant Hammerkind.

CT:Ohgod!
CT:howlonghasthisbeenrunning?!
CT:I completelylosttrackofthe time!
CT:wait,what'sgoingon?

--xenophobicInferno webcam is broken--
XI: argh...
XI: stupid thing...

XI: anywho,,,
XI: i went to friends hive for something and parentally i forgot to turn off my webcam...glub:|

Fuuuuuuck I got lazy.

>>2052

CT:whatthe hellamI watching?
CT:ohgod,thishasn'tturnedinto one ofthose FlarpTVstreamshasit?

>>2052
AU: St0p.
AU: Hammer t1me.
AU: ...
AU: 1'm s0 s0rry.

>>2054
IS: -I- SurE A-S FucK HopE NoT. ThaT FlarP BullshiT I-S BaD EnougH A-S I-T I-S.
IS:FuckiN GettinG AttackeD OuT O-F NowherE AlL ThE GogdamN TimE!

>>2056
CD: hey this was a challenge
CD: no random violence here
CD: just arranged violence

>>2055
CT: Booooo.
>>2056
CT: tellme aboutit. Though,inretrospect,I mightunintentionallycause some fightsmyself.
>>2057
CT: Whatever.It'snone ofmyconcernifyou two wantto killeachother anyway.

>>2057
IS: FaiR EnougH, -I- GuesS. M-Y WordS WerE MorE -A- GeneraL PuT DowN O-F FlarpinG, NoT YouR ChallengE ThinG. That'S HonorablE AnD RespectfulL.

>>2058
IS: AnD ThiS I-S PrettY MucH CooL A-S WelL. StartinG ShiT I-S CooL A-S LonG A-S ThE OtheR GuY I-S ChilL WitH FightinG BacK, YoU KnoW?

>>2052
EP: That was actuawwy pretty fun
EP: Fuckin fwawp, that shit is fucking awesome.
EP: Nice to meet a DECENT chawwengew once in a whiwe.
fuckthatsawesomeilyk?k.

>>2030
ES: 1,m a g1ri and ra1nbows do not suck, they are FUCK1NG AWESOME.
ES: And aiso f1reworks are reaiiy coiorfui expios1ons.

>>2089
EP: No wondew you wike wainbows, then.
EP: Aww you giwws awe sissies.

>>2090
ES: B1tch say that aga1n
ES: 1,m gonna biow you up
ES: Biow you to sm1therreens
ES: Then 1 w1ii shove the b1ts up your iusus,s ANUS

>>2091
IS: NoW ThiS.
IS: ThiS -I- LikE!
IS: ExplosionS! HehehE.
IS: GooD ShiT EveN I-F -I- Can'T HeaR TheM AnY MorE.

>>2059

CT: It'snotcoolwhenI don'twantit.
CT: butagain,I shouldn'tcomplain.
CT: Myfriendsare worse anyway.


>>2089


CT: bleh,I don'tsee whypeople like rainbowsatall.
CT: Too colorfulifyou askme.

KK: okay you pricks let me get shimmy in a recap here in between all this sissy ass rp bullshit.
KK: so i basically walk away for a few second and be-fucking-hold we have you dunces discussing your prancy as fwawp bullshit all up in my channel.
KK: first, flarp sucks and takes no skill so basically shut your greasy protein chute.
KK: second, it's basically the clinically insane and mentally retarded prancing about in the most flamboyant pirate costumes fathomable. (and that is very flamboyant.)
KK: third, don't stream that shit into this channel. really? that's just shameful.
KK: it's bad, and you should feel bad.
KK: okay i'm done.

>>2094
CD: looks like someone lost one too many fights to a girl
CD: tsk tsk
CD: really now i expect better from you lot


CD: also fireworks are awesome. just sayin

>>2095
KK: more like i lost one too many fights to highblood asscracks who could afford more fancy shit from me and were generally better at the game.
KK: i didn't really feel like risking my life to prove something to people i hate.
KK: it was kinda dumb.

>>2096
afford more fancy shit than* me

>>2096
CD: then dont lose
CD: pure an simple
CD: just cause they got shinier weapons dont mean you cant beat em
CD: just means you have more initiative to win
CD: see if you win you get theyre fancy swords and big boomin guns
CD: if they win they get nothin
CD: jack shit

>>2099
KK: it's also not very fun anyway. seriously what's the big hype about it.

>>2100
CD: you a yella belly?
CD: i think you are
CD: yer one of them pacifists er somethin?
CD: makes me sick
CD: what ya gonna do when you get drafted into the armada huh yella belly?
CD: gonna run away
CD: gonna hide?

CD: you cowards are pissin me off
CD: im out of here
-- chartibableDesperado [CD] has left chat --

>>2102
KK: hahahaha oh my god internet tough guy here.
KK: oh well.
KK: seeya "yella belly"

>>2103
>>2102

CT: bothofyoucutitout.
CT: Kilowatts,quithittingonpeople,it'sdisgraceful.
CT:Desper-yeah,youdo that.

IS: AlrighT WelL ThaT AsidE.
IS: DrafT I-S CominG U-P GuyS.
IS: WhO I-S GoinG IntO ThE ArmadA AnD WhO
IS: WelL, Isn'T?

>>2104
KK: yeah okay i'm def. for reals hitting on her you're really smart.
KK: except not.

>>2105

CT:Fuckno, notjoiningthatshitanytimesoon.

>>2106

CT: WhatI'msayingisstoppickingfights!
CT: nobodyhasa bone to pickonyou.

>>2107
IS: WhY NoT, MaN?
IS: -I- MeaN, ThE ChancE O-F PainfuL DeatH
IS: I-S OnlY HigH I-F YoU ArE -A- FooT SoldieR
IS: -I- A-M GoinG T-O B-E -A- PiloT!
IS: ThE BesT PiloT EveR!

-- charitableDesperado [CD] has re-entered chat--

CD: hey guys...
CD: umm..
CD: sorry i blew up earlier..
CD: didn't mean to yell at you kk
CD: i take flarp pretty seriously
CD: ill calm down

CD: also yeah im joining the armada
CD: footsoldier
CD: gonna kill me some alien scum

>>2110
IS: O-H MaN ThatS PrettY CooL
IS: -I- BeT YoU ArE -A- PrettY Good ShoT!
IS: That'lL GeT YoU ReallY FaR.
IS: GooD LucK! MaybE You'lL EnD U-P O-N M-Y ShiP!

>>2111
CD: im better with explosives
CD: but the only thing i could qualify with my schooling and blood color was footsoldier
CD: plus i can take a hit so i think ill do good
CD: ill probably just resort to punching shit anyway

>>2110
IP: Hey it's nothing to be emb^rr^ssed ^bout.
IP: Kismesis is a be^utiful thing.

>>2110
KK: nah it's cool i guess.
KK: i'm pretty used to people yelling at me so w/e.

>>2108
CT: No, no, no, I'mdone withthiershit.
CT: needto cooldown.
CT: Needto relax.see the world.

>>2110
CT: welcomeback.
CT: Andnice knowingyou.

>>2113
CT: there'snothingwrongwiththis.
CT: Butwehavetheinternetforthat.
CT: andI don'twantthisto become to the pointthatpeople are saying 'LOOKING FUR REDROM! LOOKING FUR REDROM!"
CT: You getthe idea.

EP: Oh, sowwy, I think I feww asweep at the computew.
EP: {:|
EP: Whats going on?

>>2120
KK: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KK: AAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHH

>>2120

CT: ...how?
CT: I mean,I understandmysituation.I'monPDA, andI merelyforgotI hadthison.

>>2120
IS: WoW, S-O -I- A-M NoT ThE OnlY OnE WhO SleepS OutsidE O-F TheiR RecuperacooN?
IS: HoW AbouT ThaT.

MP: Y-Y-Y'all seem like f-f-fine folk!

MP: H-H-Howdy!

>>2137
II: ffreak.

>>2150
II: llook at the st-st-stutter on tthis one, hahahaha.
II: nnice to meet you
II: "HHowdy?"

>>2124
EP: How is this funny in the weast?

>>2129
>>2137
EP: I got tired, it's easy to faww asweep okay?
EP: And nah, you ain't the onwy one. I didn't know that it was so hawd not to.

>>2150
CT: Greetings.Itisgoodto branchoutandmeetnewtrolls.

>>2153
CT: ass.

>>2159
CT: Usuallydrowsinessmeansyou shouldrestandnotstickonthe computeruntilyou passout.

>>2153

MP: Y-y-yep.
MP:F-f-finally got this damned c-c-camera working.
MP: Sorry about p-p-posting my ugly mug on this place, b-b-but y'all seemed to be doing it, s-s-so I said, why not?

>>2163
EP: What awe you, my wusus?
EP: I don't need you to teww me when I need west and when I don't!

>>2184

CT: Calmdown,it'sonlymyadvice. Take itorleave it.
CT: itdoesn'tmatteranyway.

>>2186
EP: I'ww weave it, I'm seven sweeps owd.
EP: I don't need anybody taking cawe of me.

>>2187
MP: F-f-for the best.
MP: A-A-Anyways, What kinda of arms s-s-should I put on my new h-h-homonculus? I w-w-was thinking a l-l-lusus claw, but those are h-h-hard to find.

>>2188
EP: What in GOGS name is a Homoncuwus
EP: And why awe you taking awms fwom other things fow it?!

>>2153
IS: GoG NoT YoU AgaiN. FuckofF.

>>2159
IS: CooL. YeaH, It'S PrettY EasY T-O PasS OuT A-T ThE ComputeR NoW...

>>2188
IS: ShiT BrO ThroW -A- BigasS RoboT ArM O-N TherE!!!

>>2189
IS: It'S LikE -A- RoboT, BuT MadE O-F LivinG StufF. -I- HavE OnlY SeeN -A- FeW I-N M-Y LifE...
IS: TheY ArE NoT EasY T-O MakE.

-- skittishWeaver [SW] entered the videochat --

-- dauntlessScythe [DS] entered the videochat --

SW: h-hello everyone...
DS: Piece of shi7 7ech.
SW: w-we had some... t-technical difficulties...
DS: Fucker blew up in my face!
SW: th-that was e-entirely your fault...
SW: i-i told y-you not to t-touch it...
DS: SHU7 I7!
SW: heeheehee...
DS: AUGH!
SW: i-i hope everyone i-is doing w-well...

>>2210
CD: ahhh hello again
CD: what y'all been up to?
CD: besides explodin cameras 'course

>>2210
KK; sup.

>>2216
>>2217

SW: n-not much...
SW: i was p-playing some g-games...
DS: 7he crop's comming in.
DS: Had 7o make sure no weeds and shi7 have go77en in 7hem.
DS: O7her 7han 7ha7, no7 much.
SW: b-but its cold o-out...
DS: I can hand7e i7. Don'7 be such a wimp.

>>2221
CD: ah, hear that
CD: what you grow?
CD: i take care of swillbeasts

>>2221
KK: what game.
KK: it better not be flarp.

>>2223
DS: I go77a fie7d of 7uberroo7s and one of breadgrass.
DS: S7arches mos77y.
DS: I swi7ch i7 up here and 7here.
DS: Depending on 7he marke7.

>>2224
SW: f-flarp...?
SW: n-no... i dont p-play flarp.
SW: i-i play s-survival h-horror s-simulations...

>>2223
>>2221
IP: Lot of f^rmers here ^ll of ^ sudden.
IP: Wh^t's going on with th^t I wonder.

>>2225
KK: oh. p. cool i guess.
>>2226
KK: yeah i have no idea.
KK: maybe it's the hip new thing, shoveling hoofbeast shit into piles.

>>2228
IP: Oh come on don't be th^t w^y.
IP: F^rmers are pretty much the found^tion of society.
IP: If you enjoy e^ting, th^t is.

>>2229
KK: nah man i was just kidding.

>>2229
DS: Heheheheh, yep, if ya wan7 7o ea7 you be77er show some respec7!
SW: ...
DS: Wha7?
SW: n-nothing...

>>2225
DS: I 7hink you shou7d 7ay off 7he mindfuck games anyway.
DS: Can'7 be good for yer head.
SW: d-dont be r-ridiculous...
SW: i-im fine...
SW: glub...
DS: 7ha7 g7ub fi77s me wi7h so much confidence.

>>2232
IS: A-H MaN ThosE GameS ArE ThE GreatesT ThougH!
IS: -I- LovE ThaT PychO ScarE ShiT.

EP: Fuck, I feww asweep again!
EP: FMW...
EP: Maybe I shouwd sweep....

>>2233
SW: a-arent they...?
SW: th-theyre the b-best...!
SW: m-monsters that j-jump out are f-fun games...
SW: b-but psychological h-horror s-simulations a-are my favorite...!
SW: th-they get i-in your h-head s-so w-well...!
DS: Oh grea7, here we go.
SW: d-dont be m-mean. :c
DS: Wha7? Now I go77a 7is7en 7o you b7a7her on for hours.
DS: Your o7d ones have a77 7hose weird shi7 g7i7ches anyway.
DS: You shou7d 7oss 7hem.
SW: n-nooo...!
SW: theyre rare...!
SW: b-besides... th-the mutations j-just make them h-harder...
SW: a-and m-more interesting...

KK: stop falling asleep man.

>>2240
EP: I don't have to wisten to you.

>>2241
KK: it was advice. either stop falling asleep or stop complaining about it.
KK: i wield this banhammer and i wield it with tyranny and power.
KK: don't make me use it.

Protip: He will not actually use it

>>2241
XI: it is hard to treat you with high regards with your ws...
XI: it makes you sound...
XI: ...glub:|

>>2239
IS: -I- KnoW WhaT YoU MeaN MaN.
IS: ThE RarE MutateD GrubS TenD T-O B-E ThE CoolesT
IS: AnD ThE ScariesT!!!!!!

>>2241
IS: -I- ThinK He'S JusT TryiN T-O ProvidE SomE AdvicE
IS: FolloW O-R NoT, That'S AlL YoU

>>2245
IS: -I- A-M NoT ThE OnlY OnE ThaT ThoughT ThaT?
IS: OkaY GooD.
IS: HehehE.

>>2245
CD: he sounds like a pansy but hes a pretty decent fighter

>>2209

MP: Organic stuff, Y-y-ya mean.
MP: I usually b-b-bring back the dead, but only their c-c-corpses.
MP:S-s-so, No metallic parts, y'know?

>>2189
MP: It's a hobby o' mine t-t-to try and reanimate the d-d-dead.

>>2247
KK: it's not that he sounded like a pansy.
KK: it's that he sounded clinically retarded.

>>2250
IS: CorpseS, HuH? -I- GuesS GeT -A- Brownblood'S ArM O-N TherE MaN.
IS:ThosE FuckerS ArE StronG.

TD: *wow_man_its_like
TD: *look_what_our_little_chat_grew_into_man
TD: *just_you_and_me_lumenn_and_now_bam
TD: *like_flowers_popping_up_all_over_man
TD: *its_groovy

>>2260
KK: it's like a fucking cornucopia of diversity isn't it?
KK: fucking.
KK: wonderful.

>>2244
EP: I'm not taking youw dumb advice. {:|
>>2245
EP: Don't make fun of my w's okay!
EP: It's my teeth! I have weiwd teeth!
>>2246
EP: Agh, you peopwe awe fucking dumb.
EP: IT'S THE TEETH, OKAY?!
>>2252
EP: Okay, you know what?
EP: Do you wanna go?
EP: You wanna bwawl?! I'ww fight you.

>>2288
XI: no no!!!
XI: i am not making fun of you...glub:(
XI: i am just saying...

>>2289
EP: You wewe totawwy making fun of me.
EP: {>:|

>>2290
XI: okay...
XI: well sorry if i offended you...glub

>>2288
KK: sorry, i only fight mentally sane people.
KK: e.g. not you.

>>2292
EP: I'm not offended. I'm not some cowewing gwub, man.
>>2293
EP: I am sane you fuckass!
EP: What wouwd make you think I'm not sane!?
EP: Jegus Chwist.

>>2294
KK: well you do try to pick a fight with anyone who opposes your fruity reign of w's.

>>2295
EP: They awe not fwuity and it's not my fauwt okay?!

they are totally fruity, Saltus is the fruitiest man ever, okay.

>>2298
KK: it's all your fault.

Indeed.

>>2299
EP: No it's NOT.

>>2300
KK: yes it IS.

>>2303
>>2300
IS: YoU TwO ArE AdorablE.
IS: StoP I-T.
IS: StupiD TrollS BlackrominG O-N -A- PubliC ChanneL.

>>2303
EP: FFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
EP: SHUT UP.
>>2304
EP: EW.
EP: EW EW EW EW
EP: NO WAY IN HEWW

>>2305
IS: OkaY FinE BuT StilL StoP I-T.
IS: It'S AnnoyinG.
IS: AnD YouR W-'S Aren'T ThaT BaD.
IS: S-O SeriouslY ShuT U-P BotH O-F YoU
IS: GoG.

>>2306
EP: See, thank you! They awen't /that/ bad.
EP: And I'm onwy stopping if he stops.

>>2304
KK: haha funny how THIS IS MY CHANNEL.

>>2310
IS: YeT YoU D-O NoT ArguE M-Y ClaimS?
IS: WoW.
IS: That'S SicK DudE.

>>2311
KK: also funny how i have to prove NOTHING to you.

>>2311
>>2312
EP: Ewwwww
EP: Ewwwwwwww
EP: Ewwwwww
EP: {:|

>>2313
KK: puhlease.
KK: sorry bro, i already have a kismesis.

>>2312
IS: ... -I- WaS KiddinG BuT
IS: WoW.

>>2313
IS: -I- FeeL S-O SorrY FoR YoU.
IS: }:-|

>>2314
>>2315
EP: I am so gwossed out wight now, thewe is no wowds.
EP: Womance is fow pussies.

He's just mad he can't get any, ever.

>>2246
SW: s-see...?
SW: some one agrees w-with me...!
DS: Uh huh.
DS: I'm so 7hrowing away your gamegrubs whi7e you s7eep.
SW: >:C

>>2246
DS: Whoa whoa whoa wha7?
DS: Fucking awesome.

>>2316
DS: Ho7y fuck you sound 7ike your bare7y a sweep o7d.
SW: d-don't be mean...

>>2318
EP: Actuawwy I'm seven sweeps owd, thanks.
EP: {:|

>>2318
KK: he is.
>>2319
KK: shut up, you.

>>2320
EP: Okay, scwew off man.
EP: I don't need youw hate.
EP: I can take you if you want to fight, man.
EP: Wets do it! Wets fight, bwo!

-- tickTock [TT] has entered the chat --
tt: tick/ hahahahaticktock ticktockticktock /tock
tt: tick/ sorry i was lurking before buT /tock
tt: tick/ This was jusT Too funny /tock
tt: tick/ so i guess i will add To The discussion / tock
tt: tick/ by saying ThaT you guys are hilarious /tock
tt: tick/ did i already menTion ThaT? /tock

>>2321
KK: no you have not just mentioned that because you have just joined the conversation.
KK: use common sense.

>>2323
tt: tick/ okay Then That makes sense /tock
tt: tick/ Then hey /tock
tt: tick/ you guys are ToTally hilarious /tock
tt: tick/ i mean wow /tock
tt: tick/ ticktockticktock /tock

EP: pffft.

OC: okay ep you are really gettin on my nerves
OC: i regret lettin you live on our first fight

>>2319
DS: Seven sweeps, huh?
DS: Sti77 a sweep younger 7han us.
DS: Don'7 worry kid, i7's kinda cu7e in a way.

SW: o-oh dear...
SW: glub...
SW: c-can w-we all just...
SW: g-get along...?
SW: i-i dont l-like it wh-when people argue...
DS: Don'7 be such a wuss Ju7a.

>>2334
XI: that seems like it will not happen anytime soon...
XI: do not worry,,,
XI: it will quiet down sooner or later...glub:)

MP: Oh g-g-god my face!
MP: ....A-a-alrighty then, that s-s-sucked bulge...
MP: Damn c-c-critter attacked m-m-me.
MP: Had to p-p-put it down with my b-b-boomstick.

>>2328
EP: What did /I/ do, man?
EP: This is buww.
>>2334
EP: Oh my god, what is with evewyone's infatuation with cawwing me cute.
EP: I'm /not/ cute.

>>2345
XI: i never called you cute...
XI: and if you do not mind me asking this...
XI: what is your blood color???glub:|
XI: on your shirt it says a light pink but...
XI: i do not see your gils...

>>2349
EP: It's wiwac-bwue..
EP: The shiwt is just for fashion.

>>2350
KK: fashion is stupid.

>>2351
EP: Youwe stupid.

>>2351
>>2353

CT: bothofyou are stupid!
CT: Butnotasstupidasleavingthisdamnthingoninseadofturningitoff!
CT: here,letme remedythis.

-- crimsonTorchbearer [CT] has left chat --

FM: s() much bullshit g()ing ()n in this channel
FM: and i didn't even start any ()f it
FM: and by the way
FM: caelum, since when d() y()u spare pe()ple in flarp matches?
FM: thats very unlike y()u

FM: anyway, c()ntinue ()n with the t()mf()()lery
FM: heh heh heh

>>2345
DS: We77 for s7ar7ers I'd say 7he shir7 doesn'7 he7p your man7iness a7 a77.
DS: I mean a pink hear7?
DS: Rea77y?

>>2372
EP: Okay, you shut up!
EP: The pink heawt is coow!

>>2372
KK: don't mind him. he's just.
KK: special.

EP: {>:|

tt: tick/ alrighT This has gone on long enough /tock
tt: tick/ new subjecT /tock
tt: tick/ buT i can'T Think of one /tock
tt: tick/ /:( /tock

>>2397
KK: new subject.
KK: why do you suck so much?
KK: it is a mystery.

>>3031
IP: Oh hey you're back.
IP: ^nd ^pp^rently so ^m I.
IP: How ^bout that.

-- cancerChemist [CC] has entered the chat! --

CC: finally, somebody told me to come here when this place was back alive.

yaaaay, this place is back! :D
also forgive me for switching trolls like every five days. i was both xenoDefender in the old thread and elegantParadox in this one. |V

>>3034
KK: i just remembered i had this open.

FF: Hello.
FF: Is this a thing that &yone can join in on.
FF: Also is this a place where we can speak c&idly without fear of repercussion from our superiors by blood on the hemospectrum.
FF: Who are fully free to comm& us because they are above us & appropriately condec&ing as they should be.
FF: & to whom we owe absolute allegiance do not misunderst& misconstrue or misappreh& my meaning.
FF: Just to be clear.
FF: Oh I c& actually see some of your symbols I hope I haven't offend& anyone which was never my intention goal or what I pl& to do at all.
FF: In case that needed clarification also.

>>3078
KK: eh even if you did see my symbol it wouldn't tell you anything.
KK: i like to not keep that shit airing out like fucking laundry.
KK: either way yeah. this is pretty much a sanctuary away from the rainbow anus caste bullshit.
KK: welcome.

DS: Oh wha7 7he shi7.
DS: I 7hough7 I c7osed 7his.

SW: o-oh my...
SW: im surprised y-you had this up f-for so long w-without it breaking...

DS: Shu7 i7.

>>3078
DS: Reading 7ha7 made me physica77y cringe.

SW: g-glub...
SW: goodness...
SW: d-dont w-worry... n-no one r-really cares about that stuff here...
SW: a-and Xal... b-be nice...
SW: wh-why are you s-so irritable t-today...?

DS: 7ired.
DS: No7hing impor7an7.

SW: g-glub... :c

KK: let's hope you assholes didn't do anything embarrassing while you had this open. i could get my chump friend to dig around for the video logs.

-- twitchyLockpicker [TL] has entered the videochat --

TL: H-hello?
TL: I-is th-this t-t-thing on?
TL: O-oh g-g-gog. Itisonisn'tit? WhyamIdoingthis.

>>3081
>>3082
FF: Okay I am glad to hear it.
FF: Which is not to say that I am dissatisfied my privileged position in the world.
FF: Just to reiterate.
FF: I just think that this might be a pleas& way to spend time without being dragged into whatever games my highbloods have pl& for me.
FF: Which will be &joyable despite DS's c&tankerous response which I don't care about anyway.
FF: So shut up.
FF: But KK do you really not show your colour. It seems in&visable to me.
FF: What if someone is curious & wants to find out your status.

>>3085
FF: You don't need to be so &sy I think.
FF: And I want you to underst& that I feel no need to learn your social position despite not being able to see your symbol & colour at all.
FF: It is not a concern of mine.

>>3088
KK: well then they can go consult my heaving bonebulge.

>>3085
KK: yeah sup.

TL: OhuhhiIguess.
TL: SorryItend t-to g-g-get a-a li-little n-nervous.
TL: B-but w-what's a-a-all th-this th-th-thing a-about s-sign and b-blood c-color?

>>3091
<spoiler>Oh god I just realized the anatomy problems with that picture OH WELL.</spoiler>

>>3092
<spoilers>AND NOW SPOILER TAGS UGH. 3 in a row I'm sorry.</spoilers>

>>3093
It's []
>>3091
KK: some idiot is actually thinking it matters.

>>3094
UGH THANK YOU. I'm too used to Livejournal code, bluh.
TL: O-oh.
TL: W-well i-it do-doesn't m-m-matter h-here, d-does i-it?

>>3089
FF: I c& say that I think you've thought this through.
FF: You are probably a low blood who doesn't have experience with how they operate. The high bloods whose ways should be our par&igm.
FF: Wait I mean paradigm that was an incompet& use of my symbol.
FF: & I messed it up.
FF: But the point is that they will not be discovering your colour by way of your bulge if their curiosity is aroused & if you are this recalcitr& in their presence.
FF: Should I explain further I don't want you to misunderst& what I'm trying to explain & illustrate here for your own adv&tage.

>>3095
FF: I must have been unclear & &biguous when you arrived.
FF: It is a fault of mine I am told.
FF: But of course it is& an issue of interest at all here. Your blood and the question of how we are to respond to you in an adv&tegious manner is far from anyone's mind.
FF: It is not an &nigma that even occurred to me. Or &yone.
FF: If you compreh& & underst& my meaning this time.

>>3091
IP: Th^t's ^ re^lly interesting sh^de of pink you've got there.
IP: I don't think I've ever seen th^t before.
>>3096
IP: Wow you re^lly need to st^rt ending wh^t you h^ve to s^y a few sentences e^rlier.

>>3095
KK: nah man.
KK: only this asstart.
>>3096
KK: oh my god.

-- fictileSleeper [FS] entered the videochat --

FS: heyy yyo whaats up dudes B>
FS: i lost myy husktop for aa while hehe
FS: but then i found it aagaain
FS: so good!!
FS: so whaat the fucks goin on whaat did i miss

>>3097
FF: Oh but.
FF: I am just trying to avoid being miscompreh&ed & misjudged.
FF: Which is a thing that happens a lot for reasons beyond my underst&ing even when I try to explain myself carefully.

>>3098
FF: Yes I did not &ticipate that the conversation would go that way exactly.
FF: But my warning is still valid.
FF: And import&.

>>3099
KK: oh god you.
KK: at least you're better than harolt.

>>3097
TL: P-pink. Y-y-yeah.
TL: W-w-we'll g-go wi-with th-that.

>>3102
FF: Wait what.
FF: Does that &swer seem strange to anyone else.
FF: Maybe it's just me being paranoid again.
FF: & not that it would matter if it was strange.

>>3101

FS: B0
FS: i forgot who thaat waas
FS: waas thaat the oraangeyy dude
FS: i liked thaat guyy he waas cool

>>3103

FS: so maanyy words
FS: B(
FS: yyoure confusin the shit outtaa me dude seriouslyy

XI: oh my...glub:o
XI: i forgot this was on...

XI: looks like we have more trolls to talk too...
XI: i am ailvis...glub:)

CC: wow, reading these conversations makes me feel like fucking troll albert Einstein i mean damn are you guys just dumb for kix or is this a legit thing
CC: i mean seriously periodic table or gtfo

>>3106
XI: i guess legit...
XI: who said anything about the periodic table???glub:|

>>3106
TL: H-HEY! I-I-I'm not a-an i-idiot!
TL: I-it d-d-doesn't t-take j-ju-just an-anybody t-to p-p-pick l-locks a-and s-s-snatch th-things!
TL: I-it's a-a d-d-delicate pr-process!

>>3106

FS: whaat
FS: uhh like
FS: i got myy husktop set up on aa taable but i dont know if its like aa periodicaal one
FS: whaat does thaat meaan even

>>3109

FS: B0
FS: whoaa dude
FS: caalm down
FS: yyou maad

>>3104
FF: Okay that is not a thing that I int&ed to do.
FF: I was explaining things to make myself more easily &erstood, not less.
FF: So sorry about that.

>>3105
FF: Okay I may be stepping out of line by doing so.
FF: & by doing so I mean by asking.
FF: Just so we're clear. So I don't misunderst& I mean.
FF: Not so you don't because you likely wouldn't.
FF: But may I inquire if you a seadweller.

>>3111
XI: indeed...glub

>>3096
SW: i-i dont care ab-bout symbols o-or b-blood color...
SW: b-but nevermind...
SW: g-glub...

>>3083
DS: 7ch, you wish.

SW: o-oh... since th-there are s-some new p-people...
SW: i-i guess w-we should introduce ourselves...
SW: i-im julaha...
SW: g-glub...

DS: Xa7ke7.

SW: xalket...

DS: Dammi7, 7ha7's wha7 I said!

SW: we a-are on d-different h-husktops t-today...

DS: 7hankfu77y.

SW: :c
SW: a-anyway...
SW: nice t-to meet you a-all...

DS: Yeah, same I guess.

>>3112
FF: Ok well that's just gr&.
FF: Actually forget I said that and please don't interpret it as anything other than sincere & excited.
FF: May I ask a question.

>>3115
FF: Actually could I ask you a question as well SW.
FF: The same question that I have for XI.
FF: & I hope that this isn't overstepping the bou&dries & expectations of my social class.
FF: Which you claim not to care about.

>>3104
CD: wait you mean me?
CD: im still on here
CD: ive just been healin up
CD: got injured recently in armada trainin
CD: some shrapnel took out part of my shoulder
CD: when i get m' camera up'n runnin again ill show 'yall my new battle scars and uniform

>>3119

FS: hehe
FS: no but yyoure oraange too!!
FS: aand i even remember yyour naame haha
FS: sup caaelum B)
FS: oh maan thaat sounds gnaarlyy aas fuck B(
FS: waatch yyourself out there daang

>>3118
SW: p-please...
SW: c-call m-me julaha...
SW: i d-dont mind...
SW: wh-what do y-you want to ask...?

FF: Are you sure I can call you that c&idly.
FF: This is not what I'm accustomed to at all.
FF: But ok I could& argue even if I wanted to.
FF: Julaha & XI if you choose to &swer are you engaged in any platonic & or otherwise rivalries with the blueblood in this picture.
FF: Because if so then I am expected to despise & hate you & become enemies.
FF: Without any romantic feelings by the way.
FF: Probably. But that's hopefully not relev& to the subject at h&.

>>3133
IP: Wow ok.
IP: I w^sn't pl^nning on sleeping tod^y ^nyw^ys.
>>3119
IP: Ouch.
IP: Get well soon I guess.

>>3135
FF: Sorry I forgot.
FF: She looks like that const&ly whenever she's relaxed & not trying to instigate international fucking disturb&ces.
FF: But I don't have any pictures from when she's feeling more
FF: awak&.

>>3133

FS: holyy fuckin shit
FS: ....
FS: i need like
FS: stronger slime in myy recuperaacoon
FS: for the dreaams im gonnaa get B(

>>3108
>>3109
>>3110

CC: you are all idiots really
CC: the periodic table as in SCIENCE
CC: as in everything that is real
CC: science as in the thing that makes up everything ever

>>3115
KK: bitch PLEASE.
KK: ok well.
KK: it may be hard to persuade him to come over to my hive.
KK: and even then i think i deleted them.
KK: but still.
KK: bitch PLEASE.

>>3133
SW: a-ah...
SW: no...
SW: i d-do not believe ive ever m-met that troll...

>>3119
DS: Swee7 man, 'can7 wai7 7o see.

>>3151
DS: Wha7ever you say.
DS: Wou7dn'7 wan7 7o ruin your de7usions.

DS: Shi7.
DS: I'77 be back in a bi7.
DS: My 7usus is pi7ching a fi7 for some reason.
DS: Go77a go see wha7's up.

SW: i-i can here h-her from here...
SW: d-did you forget t-to water th-the crops...?

DS: 7ch, 7ike I'd do 7ha7.
DS: See ya.

dauntlessScythe [DS] disconnected

>>3133
XI: errr...
XI: nope,,,
XI: never seen them...glub
XI: why do you want to know???

XI: oh yes!!!
XI: call me ailvis please...glub:)

>>3148

FS: no offense but thaat sounds kindaa
FS: boring
FS: like for reaal
FS: becaause i dont think taables aare aall thaat interestin tbh
FS: but i guess if yyou saayy it is cool
FS: then thaats cool!!
FS: B0
FS: but it dont meaan yyou got to be aall rude aabout it maan

>>3137
FF: I hadn't pl& on bothering you all with that.
FF: You get used to her.
FF: I mean I c& lie about it, she sometimes freaks me out a bit too even though I am mostly dead& to it by now.

>>3153
FF: Ok that's a relief.
FF: This can be a place where I don't hate anybody.
FF: Except for if any of you are complete nooksuckers &c but that's not professional hate out of duty so that's fine.

>>3154
FF: Ok Ailvis.
FF: Sorry this is hard for me to compreh& since my local bluebloods make up titles & things & we usually use those.
FF: But I was just checking because I feel like she must have &agonized every highblood on Alternia at some point.
FF: And we're moirails.
FF: Kind of I mean I try but I c& much when she gets bored & restless.
FF: But the point is that it's just easier to make sure I can be civil to you without being dumped as a moirail & as a friend.

FF: I'm going on & on again aren't I.
FF: Sorry IP & everyone else.

>>3161
CD: wow you sure do talk a lot dont ya fella


CD: and ill get my camera upn' runnin soon i promise
CD: got tons of scars t'show off

>>3162
FF: Sorry I do it consist&ly const&ly & frustratingly.
FF: It's so people don't misunderst& me but sometimes if it feels like it makes things even worse.
FF: But I c& stop. I've always done it. :[

>>3155
CC: it's not boring
CC: it's freaking exhilerating

>>3161
SW: i-im in a f-fairly isolated p-place...
SW: th-the only o-one who has a h-hive near m-mine is xals...
SW: s-so i guess i-i dont get c-caught up in a l-lot of drama l-like that...
SW: typically...
SW: i-it must be hard having a m-moiral as... um... r-rambunctious as yours...
SW: f-from what youve s-said...

>>3169
CD: pardon my intrusion
CD: whats a "noble highblood" doin so close to one'a us puke bloods?

>>3169
FF: Well.
FF: It means I don't have to worry much about being culled by her which she could cert&ly do easily enough.
FF: & she is pleas& in her own way don't misunderst&. I would& want to give the impression that I don't appreciate & care for her.
FF: That is what moirails are for after all.
FF: But yes sometimes it can be very exhausting & make me want to never leave my recuperacoon again.
FF: I am sure that everyone here who has a moirail can probably relate.

>>3171
CD: i had to kill my morail
CD: ):C

>>3173
FF: You what.

>>3173
XI: that must hurt...
XI: i do not have a morail...glub
XI: or anything else... .///////.

CD: well she was injured
CD: and it was either me put her down
CD: or SHE would do something terrible
CD: much much worse then diein
CD: i still hate m'self fer doin it though

>>3176
FF: Okay that's less abhorr& than I thought at first.
FF: I mean it's awful terrible & regrettable of course.
FF: But you had a reason for it. It's not as if you just flew off the h&le one day & started attacking people indiscriminately.
FF: Which was my assumption.

>>3170
SW: o-oh... i... uh...
SW: i l-live... um...
SW: on... on a c-coast...
SW: sh-she lives...
SW: a-a little f-farther inland...

>>3171
SW: i s-suppose...

>>3173
SW: oh...
SW: o-oh my...
SW: :c

>>3177
CD: oh no when i kill people its fair fights
CD: both me and my opponents knew what we were gettin into
CD: my morail wasnt a fighter
CD: my opponent thought she could use that against me and it worked incredibly well unfortunatly
CD: but she died with honor im sure she made it to trollhalla

>>3180
FF: Wow if I did& know better I'd say you were fighting my moirail when it happ&.
FF: But I think I'd know.
FF: & by that I mean you would probably be threatening to cull me if that was the case.

>>3200
CD: i doubt it was yer morail
CD: theres nothin left of the girl
CD: i made sure of that

>>3216
FF: Yes ok I c& say I'm surprised. I might do the same in your place.
FF: Why were the two of you fighting anyway?
FF: A feud among lowbloods?

>>3218
CD: i apparently killed one a her friends flarpin once
CD: i assume you know what yer gettin into flarpin
CD: tryin to avenge yer friend cause he lost is stupid
CD: plus she was a blue blood

>>3219
FF: Oh
FF: That's
FF: Well they die just the same as mid & lowbloods of course.
FF: That's actually fasc&ating & inspiring in a way.
FF: But mostly sc&alous.
FF: & I could& condone it aloud.

>>3220
IP: Well I hate to bre^k it to you
IP: but you kind of just did.

>>3224
FF: Err

CD: are those... dead lususes.. luseses? lusii?
CD: whatever
CD: those dead lususplural?

>>3248
KK: it's lusii.

FF: Yes.
FF: She does& do that anymore, though.

FS: maan this chaat turned so saad
FS: its like aa cryyfest for myy thinkpaan
FS: whaat the heck dudes B(

>>3241

FS: oh no whaat aare aall them lususes doin aall deaad aand stuff!!
FS: thaats the most aawful thing i ever seen

>>3256
FF: Yes can we find something less unpleas& to talk about.
FF: This is& what I wanted at all really.
FF: CD mentioned Flarp do any of you do that.
FF: Or what else comm&s your interest.
FF: Anyone.

>>3257
KK: you want to talk about something more pleasant.
KK: you begin talking about flarp.
KK: are you dumb or just a little slow?

>>3266
CD: i love how shamelessly you try and piss me off
CD: sorry dude im takin' (;C


CD: but yeah new topic that dont involve dead custodians
CD: anyone thats joinin the armada gonna' be on the GCDV Exterminator? just found out thats the one im assigned to

>>3257
SW: i-im afraid i d-dont think t-talking about flarp w-would make this conversation m-more pleasant...
SW: e-either way i-i dont really play...
SW: xal d-does sometimes wh-when shes bored...

SW: m-maybe i should go see if she n-needs help...
SW: shes b-been gone a wh-while...

>>3273
SW: i-i...
SW: no...
SW: e-ever since i c-came of age ive k-kind of...
SW: b-been avoiding th-things...
SW: i-im not a g-good fighter a-and im n-not fit for th-the nobility...
SW: if m-my textiles and c-crafts a-are not u-up to standard b-by the time im found...
SW: th-then i am k-kind of screwed...
SW: b-but thats j-just the way of things...

>>3274
CD: oh you make clothes and stuff?
CD: thats pretty cool
CD: you know you could probably get a job on the ship makin uniforms
CD: thats probably a pretty safe job
CD: that way yer not you know
CD: gettin culled for abandonin yer duty to the empress

>>3275
SW: i-i make fabric..., specifically...
SW: th-though yes... i-i made all of my o-own clothes...
SW: n-nothing t-too out of th-the ordinary...
SW: i-i do have s-some occupations i-i hope to enter...
SW: b-but i d-do not think m-my skill is at a d-desireable level c-currently...
SW: h-hopefully i can p-produce a few more q-quality samples before the end of th-this sweep...
SW: the l-longer i wait the m-more dangerous m-my position b-becomes...

FF: Shit no.
FF: You guys need to try Flarping against people who ar& insane.
FF: It's dangerous but it does& have to be that bad. You just need a good Clouder.

>>3276
FF: Well how old are you. You c& be much older than I am.
FF: Oh if this is& too presumptuous & arrog& of a question from someone like me.

>>3273
KK: please.
KK: i could think of twenty candidates for blackrom that are better than you.

>>3278
CD: its cool dude i was just teasin
CD: you annoy me but in a platonic way

CD: now that i think of it i dont think ive ever actually seen you mention something that doesnt make you angry or annoyed
CD: i mean do you have any interests or do you just kind of yell at people all day?

>>3279
KK: well shit.
KK: i compose music sometimes, and i guess i like to watch movies.
KK: that's it.

>>3273
XI: err no sorry...
XI: i will probably be one of the highest generals...glub:)
XI: i am kinda -E%CIT------ED!!!

XI: uhh...
XI: sorry about that...glub.///.
When he was younger, His typing style is a lot like Feferi's. Rarely he'll blurt out in that style now-a-days.

>>3282
CD: ah cool
CD: hows it like bein handed a general position while us dirtbloods do all the hardwork?
CD: not that i really care much
CD: i prefer the hard work

>>3277
SW: i-id rather not say...
SW: n-not for a-any bad reason...
SW: j-just a preference...
SW: i-i should b-be apprenticing b-by now though...
SW: hopefully s-soon if I can m-manage it...

>>3282
SW: o-oh wow...
SW: g-good luck with th-that...
SW: b-being a leader s-sounds so h-hard...
SW: i-i hope im not m-made to b-be the h-head of m-my division...
SW: s-sometimes i-i wish i-i had l-lower blood...
SW: g-glub...
SW: ._.

>>3283
XI: it is...
XI: well...
XI: ...
XI: i cannot really explain the feeling...glub:|

>>3285
CD: yer gunna be a general and you dont even know what ship er gunna be assigned to

CD: i feel so reassured that my superiors are selected on the color of their blood and not somethin arbitrary like skill

>>3284
FF: Okay I should& have asked.

FF: I'm getting the feeling that I'm one of the youngest ones here though & I hope that's okay.
FF: I c& join the armada for another sweep or so.

-- plasticOmen [PO] has entered the chat --

PO: 04 MY G0S4
PO: SUP GUYS
PO: 40W G0ES IT
PO: C:D

>>3449
CD: i
CD: ...
CD: holy shit im sorry sir that there is just creepyas all hell

>>3450
PO: 4A4A4A4A4
PO: W4AT D0 Y0U MEAN
PO: DID I PUT MY MAKEUP 0N WR0NG AGAIN

>>3289
SW: n-no... really... its not offensive or a-anything...
SW: p-perfectly reasonable qu-questi-

>>3449
SW: ...
SW: glub...
SW: u-uh...
SW: its g-going a-all right...
SW: d-darling...
SW: y-you...
SW: y-your face...
SW: i-i think r-redoing y-your makeup w-would be a g-good idea...

>>3455
PO: W4Y
PO: D0NT I LOOK PRETTY, T4OUG4?
PO: LISTEN ITS NOT MY FAULT I STABBED MYSELF IN T4E EYE
PO: S0RRY F0R N0T BEING ABLE T0 SEE
PO: S0RRY F0R N0T BEING BEAUTIFUL LIKE ALL Y0U GUYS
PO: Y0U ALL ARE REAL JERKS

-- chronologicallyApathetic [CO] has entered the chat --

CA: ...am i too late for the party?
CA: ...man i can't believe i for9ot about new sweep
CA: ...i 9uess i just don't have a head for dates
CA: ...oh yeah i should probably introduce myself
CA: ...my names minwit
CA: ...so hows it 9oin9?

CA: ...dang i for9ot to turn on the camera
CA: ...oh snap is that what i actually look like right now?
CA: ...i mean i knew i didnt look fantastic but jeez
CA: ...oh well im not 9onna 9o do my hair in the middle of the day
CA: ...thatd just be ridiculous

>>3462
OE: you should probably wash that off is what pEoplE arE saying
OE: you arE probably much bEttEr looking with it off

TL: A-ahh! S-s-sorry g-guys! M-my d-da-dad w-wanted t-to s-see y-you.
TL: H-he's s-s-so ob-obsessed w-with so-socializing m-me.
TL: Thisissoembarassing.

>>3486
CA: ...aww your lusus is so cute
CA: ...hello there denzels dad!
CA: ...is he a bunny?
CA: ...i hope so
CA: ...i love bunnies {:)

TL: S-shockrodent b-beast a-a-actually.
TL: H-he l-li-liked th-the c-compliment th-though.
TL: A-as y-you c-c-can s-s-see.

>>3484
PO: WAIT S0 Y0URE SAYING I D0NT L00K G00D N0W
PO: 04 FUCK Y0U GUYS IM G0ING T0 G0 SEE T4E RAINB0W
PO: ATLEAST DRUGS LIKE ME Y0U JERKS

>>3490
CA: ...hes definitely adorable
CA: ...i dont see why youre blushing so much
CA: ...id be proud to have such a cool dad {;)
CA: ...speakin9 of which i suppose moms popped in
CA: ...im never quite sure where she 9ets off to sometimes
CA: ...i 9uess thats what comes with havin9 a time hydra for a lusus
CA: ...so you 9ot any ridiculous hobbies?
CA: ...im pretty sure ive never met a troll without at least one

>>3490
AN: Denssssssssy~?

-- matrixAuxiliatrix [MA] has entered the chat --

MA: H3ll0 3v3ry0n3
MA: S0rry 1 h4d t0 l34v3 s0 sudd3nly b3f0r3 but my cl13nt m3ss3d up f0r s0m3 r34s0n.
MA: 1t's h4rd tr4nsm1tt1ng s1gn4ls 4cr0ss th3 m3t4v3rs3 1 th1nk.

>>3494
AN: WHU~ AM I KIDDU~N. HarbU~ring feelingssss for ssssU~mone who probabU~ly dU~essssn't even know it~ WOE ISSSS ME~

>>3496
MA: Wh4t?
MA: 1 f33l 1 m1ght h4v3 c0m3 b4ck 4t 4 b4d t1m3.

>>3497
AN: Don't worry~
AN: It hassss nothU~n tU~ dU~ with yoU~ ; ;

>>3498
MA: 0h. 0k4y th3n.
MA: Th4t m4k3s m3 f33l 4 b1t b3tt3r, 1 gu3ss.

>>3496
TL: V-Vobira!
TL: Y-you d-d-don't ne-need t-to b-be s-s-so di-distressed!
TL: Wewerejusttalkingaboutourparents
TL: Reallyjustcalmdownthisisembarassing.

FF: Did you guys seriously just make two people feel awful & wail in like thirty sec&s.
FF: How did that even happen.
FF: Er. You guys have really cool lusi by the way.

>>3496
CA: ...woah woah
CA: ...i dunno whats going on really
CA: ...but itd be quite silly to start harboring feelings for someone the first time you troll/pester/chat with them
CA: ...didnt mean to cause trouble {:o

>>3500
AN: oh- U~h hi~ I'm wU~rking on sU~mthin fU~r yoU~
>>3501
>>3502
AN: Yeah, I'm ssssorry. I jU~sssst needed a good night'ssss ssssssssleep. Ssssorry fU~r being sssssssso drU~matic. I dU~ that ssssU~mtimes...

>>3500
AN: (ALSSSSO a good refU~ransssse picsssshU~r of yoU~r dad woU~ld help me~)

>>3505
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>>3506
AN: (PU~~~~rfect, thankssss :3~ )

PO: 0KAY IM CALMED D0WN N0W
PO: 4E4E4E4E4E I FEEL S0 BUBBLY
PO: W0A4 A RAINB0W
PO: GUYS D0 Y0U SEE T4AT
PO: W00000AAAAAAAAA4

>>3510

MA: R41nb0ws, huh?
MA: Y0u'r3 lucky.
MA: 1 g3t r41nb0ws 0f 4 d1ff3r3nt k1nd up h3r3.
MA: Th3y'r3 just 4s pr3tty th0ugh.

>>3512
PO: Y0U S40ULD C0ME UP W4ERE I LIVE
PO: I CAN S40W Y0U ALL T4E RAINB0WS!
PO: 0F C0URSE ITS A LITTLE BIT 4ARD IF Y0URE N0T USED T0 T4E DRUG

>>3513
MA: 1 w0uld but
MA: 1 l1v3 0n 4n0th3r pl4n3t 1n th3 m3t4v3rs3.

>>3515
PO: 04 DARN
PO: I WAS REALLY 40PING I 4AD A GUEST
PO: N0B0DY VISITS ME ANYM0RE
PO: N0B0DY REALLY VISTED ME BEF0RE EITHER BUT W4ATEVER

>>3516
MA: N0b0dy v1s1ts m3 31th3r
MA: wh3r3 1 l1v3
MA: But th4t's pr0b4bly b3c4us3 1 l1v3 up n0rth
MA: 4w4y fr0m 3v3ry0n3 3ls3
MA: wh3r3 1t sn0ws 3v3ry d4y.

>>3513
AN: AMAGAD, RAINBOWSSSSSSSSS.

>>3517
PO: I W0ULD C0ME AND VISIT Y0U C:(
PO: I 43AR SN0W IS REALLY PRETTY
>>3518
PO: Y0U LIKE RAINB0WS T00?!

>>3520
AN: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS~

>>3522
PO: 04 MY G0D I LIKE RAINB0WS T00
PO: D0 Y0U LIKE MAKEUP?!

>>3520
MA: Y34h 1 pl4y 1n th3 snb0w 3v3ry d4y w1th my Lusus
MA: H3 l0v3s pl4y1ng 1n th3 sn0w.

>>3524
PO: T4AT S0UNDS PRETTY CUTE
PO: MY LUSUS D0ESNT LIKE T0 BE AR0UND ME BECAUSE 4E SAYS IM WEIRD WHEN IM N0T S0B0R

>>3525
MA: Y0u s0und l1k3 4 fr13nd 0f m1n3.
MA: H3's 4lw4ys drunk 0ff h1s 4ss 0n th4t stup1d s0d4 0f h1s.
MA: But f0r s0m3 r34s0n 1 h4v3 n3v3r 4ctu4lly s33n h1m s0b3r.

>>3527
PO: 4A4A4A4A
PO: IVE NEVER BEEN DRUNK
PO: T40UG4 T4E DRUG I GR0W IS PRETTY STR0NG IT CAN MAKE Y0U F0RGET STUFF

>>3523
AN: I LU~~~~~~~~~~~V MAKEU~P!! AAAAAH~

>>3529
PO: 04 MY G0D 04 MY G0D
PO: WE SH0ULD BE FRIENDS!
PO: C:D

>>3530
AN: MAKEOVU~~~~~~RS!

>>3531
PO: Y0U S40ULD LIKE C0ME 0VER T0 MY 4IVE 0R S0MET4ING!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFF art fail
XI: oh this is working again???
XI: well good...glub:)

XI: sorry for disappering...
XI: i felt like coming here...

XI: it looks like we have more trolls in the chat...glub:)
XI: i am ailvis,,,
XI: and you all would be???

>>3534
PO: I'M NIDIAN
PO: C:D

>>3534
AN: MY name is Vobira Bassssila and thissss issss my LU~ssssU~ssss...LU~ssssi?... Thalia and Melpomene~ It issss a pleassssU~re to meet yoU~.
>>3532
AN: YU~ssss, that ssssoU~ndssss lU~vly~

>>3462
SW: th-thats... not what...
SW: i meant...
SW: ...

SW: ...
SW: i sh-should go see what going on w-with xal...
SW: ill... ill talk to you guys later...
SW: g-glub...
SW: bye...

-- skittishWeaver [SW] has left the chat --

>>3540
AN ... }<:(

>>3537
PO: 04 MY G0D Y0UR LUSUS IS UBER CUTE
PO: I CANT REALLY REMEMBER W4AT MINE L00KS LIKE
PO: MAYBE ILL GRAB 4IM LATER AND FORCE 4IM T0 G0 0N T4E CAMERA
>>3540
PO: N0 I DIDNT MEAN F0R Y0U T0 LEAVE
PO: I
PO: U4M
PO: 04 S4IT C:(

-- skittishWeaver [SW] has entered the chat --

SW: ,l;

Whoops, I think we're saging.

>>3572
i was just about to make a new thread :0