[Burichan] [Futaba]

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Who's this jerkass?
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>Pissy McFootfetish
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>Edward Cullen
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>>211
Damnit Biiguru, you beat me to it. :(
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> _ Stinkfoot Pigface
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aW, HELL NO! hEHEHE~

lET'S SEE... WHAT WASN'T YOUR NAME... i REMEMBER WELL...

> sOGRAM sOMETHING...
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>>209
>>211
>>221
+HE FUCK D'YOU SAY!?
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>>246
>Sideburny Shirtless Mc. Handsomechest
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>>246
Rod Punchbeef
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Armstrong Dicksmasher
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Echilibrat Groaza
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>>246
You heard me right, sonny-jim. What kind of troll sleeps in until almost moonset?
> Get out of the 'coon, clown. Time to shower, sh#t and shave.
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Oh, jeeze, you must've been HEARING THINGS again. You swear, this thing has got to be the SHITTIEST RECUPERACOON in the history of shitty recuperacoons, but the whole "coffin" aesthetic is so nice, you just can't bear to part with the damn thing. You'd worry that the NIGHTMARES and VOICES would drive you insane if the idea didn't APPEAL TO YOU SO MUCH.

You are SOGRAM SEHRIG and-
>>254
-yeah, you probably should wake the fuck up.
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>Wake the fuck up
>Get the fuck out
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>>295
>Get the fuck cleaned
>Get the fuck dressed
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>open the MYSTERIOUS PACKAGE on your doorstep

>the one that couldn't possibly be a bomb
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>Put on a damn shirt you 3xh1b171on157

oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy
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>>369
Hey, now, no need for name calling. It's not like anyone can see you, right?
All the same, you hoist yourself from your COPHINUCOON and proceed to trudge over to your closet. Jeeze, who designed these stupid things, there's pretty much NO WAY to get out of your recuperacoon without getting SOPOR SLIME fucking EVERYWHERE. It's really a HUGE HASSLE.

And to top it all off, your closet's EMPTY. Jegus FUCK it's gonna be one of THOSE NIGHTS isn't it?
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>>371
>Make crude shorts out of odds n' ends
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>Kill that spider in a fit of rage.
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>Lusus: Bring that man some pants.
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>Draw things in the slime covering your body!
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>>371
> Go through the trophies --
whoops, I mean
> Go through the "gifts" you've acquired from other trolls and see if any of it is clothing.
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>Kick two holes in the bottom of your cophinucoon and just wear that around until you can find real clothes.
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>>371
>Have a broken-ass computer.

DONE. But no, really, my tablet PC's screen bit the big one. Christmas is around the corner so I may be able to replace it, but until then, uh... premature break? <=D
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>>507

gog damn17; you mak3 m3 3xc173d; 7h3n a11 of a 5udd3n:::
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>>512
EXACTLY MY PLAN

YES

MY PERFECT DAEDALUS DEVICE to-... wreck my... really sweet computer.

Man, my plans BLOW.