Who's this asshole?

Your forename is ALBIRI. You'd state your surname too, but you DON'T REALLY HAVE ONE YET. You have lived out the SEVERAL DAYS of your existence so far in a state of CRUSHING LONELINESS, due to the fact that your creator is a LURKER, averse to social situations, especially ones where she has to display something she has invented.

You have a handful of VAGUE PERSONALITY FEATURES. You're prone to SPACING OUT, though you generally have enough presence of mind to avoid doing it in front of others. You FIDGET with things compulsively, including doodling all over your hands and arms, and have an annoying tendency to CHEW stuff when you're not paying attention. Your teeth are quite blunt, yet you still almost always manage to DESTROY whatever you turn them on. Despite your spaciness, you are also a VERY GOOD LISTENER, and have found over the years that your pool of potential conciliatory partners is RATHER LARGE INDEED. Your conscupient quadrants, on the other hand, are suspiciously lacking. You just don't have the attention span to be bothering with those sorts of things.

You enjoy FOOD and LANDSCAPES, but you hate THE COLD. You rarely remove your jacket as you tend to find you are cold NEARLY ALL OF THE TIME.

You REALLY REQUIRE SOME DEVELOPMENT.

What will you do?

Albiri: Patiently await criticism.


tl;dr: first fantroll, first post on MSPAchan. Please feel free to suggest things/throw your own trolls at me. The poor girl needs friends. And character development.

PS: she blinks. I am the worst kind of person.