This has got to be the weirdest rock you've ever seen.

Your name is SHISNO HODAAD.
You are a MASSIVE MORON with RETARD STRENGTH, and you enjoy ROCKS, FOOD, and the company of your unfortunate FRIENDS.

Something has caused you to entirely forget what you were doing.

>>550
SHISNO <3

>>550
SHISNO!
I MISSED YOU.
>Shisno: Feel unadulterated amounts of love from people you don't know.
>Then try to eat it.

>Feel unadulterated amounts of love from people you don't know.

Love is in the air.

>Try to eat it.

It tastes okay.

>Shisno: Try to remember who the scary little brown fellow inside the rock is.

>Try to remember who the scary little brown fellow in the rock is.

You have no idea what the tiny creature is, and will probably never know.

>You're a man now, Shisno. Go get some quadrants filled.

>Bust out some wicked dance moves in front of the first living being you see.

>go get some quadrants filled

You march off in search of someone with whom you can fill one of your quadrants. It's going to be a long, arduous process, filled with subtlety and influence and hey look a bug!

>bust out some wicked dance moves in front of the first living being you see

The bug is in awe of your excellent dance moves, which could not possibly be rendered by anyone but an artist with at least half a degree of competency.

>>563

have the bug fill one of your quadrants

>have the bug fill one of your quadrants

What bug?

>>565
>OH GOD YOU CAN FEEL IT MOVING IN YOUR THROAT!

>oh god you can feel it moving in your throat

WHAT THE HELL IT'S TOTALLY MOVING IN YOUR THROA-

Okay wait, we've been over this. That's called swallowing. That's when food you eat goes down your throat and into your gizzard, moron.

> Look around. Doesn't that hive look exactly like your home? And isn't it exactly where your home usually is? Wow, what a coincidence.

>look around, see hive, etc.

Hopy shit look at that, your oppressive hive compound.

>Jump up the hive like a giant set of stairs.

>Double check to make sure your hive is not suddenly made of sugarcubes.

>>571

>use door that is on the other side.

SHIIIIIISNO0OOOOOO <333333333

>double check to make sure your hive isn't made of sugar cubes

It's not. It tastes like limestone.

>jump up your hive like a giant staircase

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You are now inside your HIVE. It is sparsely decorated, filled with your massive COLLECTION OF ROCKS, and has evidence of your youth on the walls.

Here you can see where you covered your face in paint and pressed yourself against the wall.

You got stuck, hence why your handprints are there too.

>>583
>Check your inventory. And while you're at it, troll one of your awesome friends who love you very much.

>Find rocks and pet them.

Sweet Jesus he's back!

>Check on your lusus, it's been a while since you've caught up

>Aww. Lookit that. Your lusus is happy to see you!

>check inventory

You've got your DATASSTECH SHADES, FREEZERBURN RAY MK2, a bigass BALL AND CHAIN you found somewhere sweeps ago, and... that's about it.

>troll your friends who no doubt love you as much as you love them

Aww, they're not on.

>check on your lusus

Hey look, there he is!

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You initiate a staring contest.

>Fistbunp Lusus

>Lusus:Stare a hate hole through the universe

or whatever karkat said once

>Tickle lusus's mustache.

>captchalogue your lusus

>fistbunp your lusus

Bunp.

======>

Clearly that was not your lusus. That was his molting for this sweep.

You're not freaked out by this at all. When something happens to you repeatedly, you stop freaking out around the fifth or sixth time.

>STRIFE

NO WAIT SHISNO-
Oh...Well...That's a...a nice new window you got there.

SHISNOOOO

> Make more wonderful wall paintings, with or without your face

>Find your pet rocks.

>PET THEM.

>find rocks

You find one of your rocks.

>pet it

You pet it.

>ask karkat for romantic advice. if he doesn't answer, go to his house and make him answer.

>Remember you don't own any pet rocks.
>Be 0kay with it.

>Go on a epic quest, the only quest worth embarking on.

>The Quest for the Best Rock Ever.

>Do a striptease.

>Go talk to Equius

>go on an epic quest to find the best rock ever

A QUEST!
You should totally go on a quest. All the big heroes and famous people go on quests, and you want to be a hero very much, don't you?
Yes, that's what I thought.

But how should you start your quest?
Quests usually come from the commoners in all those games you played. You should talk to someone!

Five thousand points if you recognize the costume and suffer a fit of nostalgia.

>talk to Equius

You begin trolling Equius.

>>808

ask equius if he enjoyed the windows you made for him the last time you visited his hive

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>Search for some qwest under the floorboards

>The qwest is beneath you! Down! Go downwards!

> Descend.

Adventurererererurers find awesome things in dungeons! Dungeons are under castles.

> i dunt hav a dunjun undar my home.

Well, better dig one then, and when you finish digging it, then you can explore it and find out what's inside!

>Descend

You descend.
You are now in your respiteblock.
Cave.

In front of you is your recuperapit.

>Dive in.

>Look for sewer dungeon hidden under recuperpit.

>dive in

You dive in.
It's only a foot deep! You hit your head on the bottom and are now unconscious.

Shisno:Die of Internal bleeding

>Shisno: Death is for chumps. EAT SOPOR IN SLEEP SO YOU CAN BREATH.

Alright, get outta that pit. Go see whats on the other side!

>>888
Recupit? Sorpor Slime? Unconscious?

TIME FOR A DREAM SEQUENCE!

>dream sequence!

You are a tiny little cuttlefish.

>Be the prettiest cuttlefish

>be the prettiest cuttlefish

You are the tiniest cuttlefish.
You live in a glass of tap water.

>Harbor dreams of TOTAL CUP DOMINATION

>Grow wings

> find a friend!

>>942

>Say helo to the world

>say helo to the world

Holy shit you're a giant flying space cuttlefish now.

>>985

>If you can, go find the horrorterrors. If not, float around like the awesome cuttlefish you are.

>find the horrorterrors if possible; if not, float around

You decide to just float around and oh shit.

>>997
Hugs.
Provide them.

>ELDER GODS: Communicate with the intelligence piloting that dreamself.
...
... what, really? How hard did you look?
... There has to be SOME intelligence behind that dreamself; try again.

>>997
>Commence operation TANGLE BUDDY.

>Horrorterrors: commune with the thing

It's not working.
IT'S NOT WORKING.

>Shisno: TANGLE BUDDIES

This is a great idea!

>>1011

>Horrorterrors: Know the true meaning of fear (thy name is Shisno).

>>1011
ohmygod GIYGASSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! No, Shisno! don't let the fetus mindrape you!
>Anonymous: Suddenly realize there is no mind to rape.
Oh, well, carry on, then.

Horrorterrors, isn't there a cultist or something you can contact to help you with this... abhorrent absence of mind? Someone that's been using your thornwands?
> HorrorTerrors: Notify the Seer that YOU NEED AN ADULT! BAD TOUCH!
What am I doing? Sburb was caused by Shinso inappropriately touching his gods? This is nuts.

>wake up abruptly

You wake up abruptly.

eatmoarslimeeatmoarslimeeatmoarslime

>>1024

Quickly run to a friends house while flipping out over your dreams!

>quickly run to a friend's house while flipping out over your dream

You start running to someone's hive, but have decided to save the flipping out for when you actually get there.

But wait, where are you running to?

>>1037
gamzee

>>1037
Anyone but sollux

>>1037

Sollux' hive

Feferi, of course! It was a cuttlefish dream after all.

Run into a mopey Eridan on the way and drag him with you.

You arrive at Vriska's hive.

>Vriska: Be in cahoots with Shisno. Cahoooooooots

>Shisno: Seek comforting hug from the spiderbitch.

>Communicate your crazy dream to Vriska via interpretive dance.

>Tell Vriska's lusus about your dream.

>seek comforting hug from spiderbitch

You're going to seek a comforting hug from hey look a skull!

You know what must be done, Shisno.

> Tell Vriska's lusus's skull about your crazy dream via inDERPrative dance.

>>1196
> hang the skull on your horn and let it rattle around

>Wear skull as a helmet.

>tell the skull your dream through dancing, hang it from your horn, and wear it as a hat

You get through possibly the most spectacular dance you've ever managed, then proceed to wedge the skull between your horns by mistake.

>FASHION STATEMENT!

>>1218
> Request help from Vriska

>request help from Vriska

You request help from Vriska... with your MIND.
She's psychic or something, she can probably hear it, right?

>Shisno: Lick her face.

>Shisno: Ride Spidermom like a mechanical bull.

Wait she's got a mind communicatioins blocking eye-patch! She can't hear your mindspeak while that's on!

>Eat the delicious looking blue stuff on her mouth.

>lick her face

You don't think you've ever seen Vriska make this face before.

>>1869
>Vriska: See it as blackrom attempts.

>Vriska: see it as blackrom attempts

THAT'S EVEN WORSE

>Equius: That scream can only mean one thing... oh fuck lock all the doors

>>1886
Spidermom: hear that? Someone's messin' with your daughter. You warned her about having boys over; you told her they're dogs.

>Spidermom: NO BOYS ALLOWED!

You glare in through a window and roar angry spider noises at your daughter. This is COMPLETELY unacceptable!

>Equius: oh shit lock the doors

Locking the doors won't do you any good. Shisno is too damn strong for that to work. Instead, you hide in one of your many towel closets; it's worked many times before, you see no reason why it wouldn't work again.

>Shisno: Lick Spidermom's face.

>Ride spidermom like a mechanical bull.

>>1904
>>1904
>>1904

>Equius: You're stronger than him! ...but then again he has godly recovery from any harm. Carry on hiding!

>ride Spidermom like a mechanical bull

That was many things. Fun, epic, hilarious, exciting... also too hard to draw. Trust me, I tried, and I'm a shitty artist.

You got bucked off and flew through a wall.

>Peel the webbing off your legs.

>>807
SHISNO YOU STOP THAT

YOU WOULD MAKE A TERRIBLE HERON GUARD ANYWAY YOU DO NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT A HERON IS

where my points at

>SHISNO! retrieve lost hatskull!

>peel webbing off your legs and retrieve lost hatskull

Okay so you've totally got all the webbing off your legs, but you've got no idea where that skull ran off to.

Also, webs are tasty.

>>1992
They're in your heart.
Where they've always been.

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Oh hey, there it is.

======>

>Check random doors until you figure out who's hive you were thrown into

>check random doors until you figure out whose hive you were thrown into

The doors are unnecessary. This picture on the wall says it all.

======>

You check a door.
This one looks promising.

======>

======>

oh my gog

what

======>

Equius is building a girl robot.
How did you not know how lonely he was?
This will NOT DO.

>He must be lonely, so he's making a lonely robot, so they can be lonely together. But since it's a lonely robot and Equius isn't around, you should go give her a hug so she won't be lonely.

>Poke the robot

>Do the robot.

> Be the robot.

Accidentally break robot, then pretend to be robot so he doesn't notice.

>Her insides smell like blueberries, eat them.

>Shisno: Put robot in sylladex and then go STRONGhug Equius.

>give her a hug so she isn't lonely
You proceed to give her a hug.
Then a makeover.
She's going to look SO fetching for when Equius-

======>
oh shit she's awake

======>
what did y0u d00000000

But you're beautiful on the inside that's where it counts right?

>rip off clothing, bang it on table, then make out with shisno

>KISS HER YOU FOOL.

AradiaSim v.2 : booting up... running diagnostics... ALERT! carapace has changed! Carapace haemoindicator is now: [ Red ].
Searching for behaviour heuristics "Red"... ALERT! value "Red" is out-of-bounds. searching... searching...
ERROR! File not found.

Loading default Equiussoft robot settings "Brawltrainer [ Red ]"
ALERT! value "Red" is less than zero; resetting to maximum value.
Equiussoft robot settings "Brawltrainer [ Ultra-violet ]" now loading...

>You know what you must do

>>2581
Nyoh mah god.




Also I keep forgetting JUST HOW TALL Shisno is.

>Shisno: Level up.

>>2581

WHAT HAST I WROUGHT

>Compliment her on her good fashion sense that you just gave her.

>give Aradia a kiss

You give her a kiss.
She punches you in the eye.

>>2724

>Aradia: invite him into your van

>>2724
fall deeply into...let's just say, all the quadrants. All of them. Even the auspicticing one that doesn't make much sense.

>>2733
Do this then have Equius smash into the room Shisno-style to complete the auspistice triad.

>Captchalog her before she makes your other eye match!

> cough up the skull and present it to her as a gift

>Give her that weird rock you found with the strange man inside.

>>2747
Bitches LOVE skulls

>cough up the skull and present it to her as a gift

You cough it up.
Right into her eye.

>Captchalog her and go home before Equius comes.

>Remark on how you now have matching eyes. BOND.

>Equius: Burst in Kool-Aid Style, grab Aradia, and run. Run as fast as you can.

>>2979
then find out you accidentally grabbed shinso instead.

>Equius: burst in Kool-Aid Man style, grab Aradia, and run

FUCK.

>Shisno: Vomit.

>Shisno: Convince Equius to qwuest with you, since he's there anyway. Multitasking!

>>3075 Oops, I mean qwest.

>Give Equius a hug.

>give Equius a hug

You hug Equius, but he's so slippery with sweat that he flies right out of your grasp!

>wonder what Vriska is up to

>Look where Equius flew off to.

>look where Equius flew off to

Equius is gonna be mad when he learns he made a hole in his ceiling.

>Shisno: Attempt to climb echeladder for expelling Equius. Slip and fall.

>attempt to climb echeladder to reach the hole

You slip and fall through the floor.

>Come out of the bottom of the hole in the ceiling after falling through the hole in the floor.